{"id":11953,"date":"2018-01-12T10:01:37","date_gmt":"2018-01-12T10:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/herway.net\/?p=11953"},"modified":"2022-08-04T09:38:02","modified_gmt":"2022-08-04T09:38:02","slug":"6-razones-por-las-que-las-citas-son-un-asco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/6-razones-por-las-que-las-citas-son-un-asco\/","title":{"rendered":"6 razones probadas por las que las citas son un asco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do you remember when the last time you were on a date was? I bet you were so anxious that day and you were confused about everything but yet you wanted everything to be perfect. Well, I\u2019m sorry to burst your bubble but nothing about dating is fun or interesting, especially if you are going on a first date. You spend the whole day choosing the right outfit, making sure that it is not something too short but also not something that covers all your body. You want something that will be classy but sexy, at least by your standards. Then you go to the bathroom and stay there for 3 hours because you need to wax your entire body, put on some make-up and do your hair.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">When you finish all that, you remember that you haven\u2019t eaten anything and while you eat, you mess up all your make-up and then you need to start everything all over again. When it is time for you to go out, you put on those fancy high heels that are killing you but hey, you look so damn sexy in them, so you just put a smile on your face and leave your place satisfied because you look like a million dollars. And finally, when you get to the place the two of you decided to meet, you see that your date is nothing more than a lazy douchebag who couldn\u2019t even take a shower and who asks you to split the bill at the end of the evening. So you just sit there and start wondering: <em>\u201cWhy does dating suck so much?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>You don\u2019t need to think of any answers because we already did that for you, so here we bring you the top reasons why it is better to sometimes stay at home and not bother going on dates.<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">1. Mucho ruido y pocas nueces<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">S\u00e9 que todos nos emocionamos cuando vamos <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cosmopolitan.com\/sex-love\/advice\/g2385\/first-date-tips-from-guys\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">en una primera cita<\/a> pero nunca sabemos qu\u00e9 tipo de persona ser\u00e1 nuestra cita. Podr\u00eda ser alguien raro pero, por otro lado, podr\u00eda ser alguien muy especial y encantador. Es como la loter\u00eda, nunca sabes si te tocar\u00e1 o no. Y aunque sepas todo eso, quieres representarte de la mejor manera posible, as\u00ed que te esfuerzas al m\u00e1ximo para estar perfecta. Y cuando ves qui\u00e9n te est\u00e1 esperando en la mesa del restaurante, a menudo s\u00f3lo deseas haberte quedado en casa. El tipo que se sienta a tu lado fue all\u00ed para impresionarte y acostarse contigo esa misma noche. Bueno, si pensaba acostarse contigo, al menos podr\u00eda haberse duchado, \u00bfno?<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">2. Estar\u00e1s nervioso y agotado al mismo tiempo<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">You will be nervous because no matter whether you know that person or not, you will be thinking about the outcome. Alternatively, there will be so many thoughts rushing through your head, like: \u201cWhat should I say now?\u201d or \u201cDo I look attractive enough to him?\u201d and you will be worn out thinking about all the things that you wanted to say to impress him but you didn\u2019t. Also, you will be wondering if he will call you to invite you on a second date or if he doesn\u2019t really like you. And then it gets to that awkward moment when he brings you in front of your home and you don\u2019t know whether he wants to kiss you or not. That is all so exhausting and you would have had a better time if you had just stayed at home, covered with your favorite blanket, watching some Netflix movies.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Relacionado: <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/por-que-las-citas-son-tan-dificiles-para-los-chicos\/\">\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 las citas son tan dif\u00edciles para los chicos? 15 razones reveladoras<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">3. Has tenido malas experiencias en citas anteriores<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cada vez que sal\u00edais en una cita, era tan raro que s\u00f3lo quer\u00edas huir de cada persona. La mitad de ellos te miraban toda la noche y ni siquiera intentaban hacerlo discretamente y la otra mitad quer\u00edan enrollarse en el coche de camino a casa. Por no hablar de los que se cre\u00edan mejores que t\u00fa y quer\u00edan quedarse a dormir en tu casa. Si yo fuera t\u00fa, me limitar\u00eda a esperar a alguien normal en quien pudiera confiar y nunca jam\u00e1s visitar\u00eda ning\u00fan sitio de citas. Al menos no en esta vida.<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">4. La gente habla mierda en las primeras citas<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">You probably don\u2019t want to hear about your date\u2019s ex-girlfriend whom he finds so damn perfect and whom he wants to get back with; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolde.com\/11-signs-hes-using-get-over-ex\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">s\u00f3lo te est\u00e1 usando para superarla<\/a>. Eso no es algo que una chica quiera o\u00edr en una primera cita. Quiere o\u00edr que est\u00e1 guapa, que es interesante y divertida y que su pareja disfruta de su compa\u00f1\u00eda. Hablar de los ex no est\u00e1 bien visto. Y al fin y al cabo, s\u00f3lo porque muchos chicos lo hagan, habr\u00e1s perdido toda esperanza de encontrar alguna vez a un chico normal.<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">5. Actually, you don\u2019t want to settle down<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I know that you have a choice but it is very difficult to find a good partner nowadays. People cheat on their partners, they abuse them emotionally and physically and most girls are not satisfied in their relationships. So you wonder why you would be so lucky to find someone who will look at you like the apple of his eye. You need to be so damn lucky to get a man like that. Then you realize that you can\u2019t just rush love and that it will come knocking on your door when destiny decides it is the right time for that.<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">6. Most guys from dating sites don\u2019t want to meet you<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">La mayor\u00eda de los chicos utilizan los sitios de citas para divertirse. Es interesante para ellos cuando pueden <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/temas-para-chatear-con-una-chica-por-whatsapp\/\">chatear con una chica<\/a> at 2 a.m. but they never want to take another step. They will just try to use you as a booty call and never ask you out. Some of them don\u2019t look nice and they just pretend they are fuckboys while others are real fuckboys and they have one girl for every day of the week. So, in the end, you don\u2019t see any point in dating because you know what? <a href=\"https:\/\/thoughtcatalog.com\/renee-shafii\/2015\/02\/10-reasons-why-dating-sucks-for-all-single-people\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Las citas apestan<\/a>!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you remember when the last time you were on a date was? I bet you were so anxious that day and you were confused about everything but yet you wanted everything to be perfect. Well, I\u2019m sorry to burst your bubble but nothing about dating is fun or interesting, especially if you are going&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":53,"featured_media":11957,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29614],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-love-talks"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29614,"label":"love talks"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/joshua-ness-225844.jpg",800,534,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Ariel Quinn","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/author\/ariel\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29614,"name":"love talks","slug":"love-talks","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29614,"taxonomy":"category","description":"What is love? 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