Desde el momento en que la conocieron, tus padres tambi\u00e9n se enamoraron de ella.<\/p>\n
Sent\u00edas que estabas a punto de despertarte a cada segundo de este hermoso sue\u00f1o o que estabas en coma durante d\u00edas imaginando que te casabas con esta mujer incre\u00edble.<\/p>\n
And then, after a few weeks\/months\/years, you go to sleep feeling uneasy about the fact that she\u2019ll still be there once you wake up in the morning.<\/strong><\/p>\n If you\u2019re lucky enough, you will be able to even fall asleep knowing that your \u2018used to be heavenly marriage\u2019 has turned into a living hell.<\/p>\n She\u2019s no longer that same wife you used to brag about in front of everyone.<\/p>\n Now, you\u2019re anxious about anyone even asking you about her because they would remind you of the fact that you\u2019re trying to forget every single day \u2013 a miserable life with a toxic wife!<\/p>\n Antes de que diga (escriba) nada m\u00e1s, tenga en cuenta que este no es un art\u00edculo sobre que las mujeres sean las \u00fanicas parejas t\u00f3xicas en los matrimonios.<\/p>\n Men can be toxic as well, and the reason why I\u2019m not writing about them at the moment is because it would take me a decade to finish it. Just kidding (or maybe not). Either way, you\u2019ll never know.<\/p>\n Where were we? Yes. So, one day, you wake up in the morning and realize that you\u2019re no longer in the same marriage with the same person.<\/p>\n Your wife has become one of those toxic people that you usually avoid (if you\u2019re lucky enough).<\/strong><\/p>\n Al Bundy, de Married…with children<\/em>lo entiende muy bien. Si usted tiene una esposa rega\u00f1ona, su matrimonio probablemente tiene muchas cosas en com\u00fan con su matrimonio (a excepci\u00f3n de la parte de la risa).<\/p>\n The only time you laugh is when she\u2019s not home and you get to hang out with your friends whose wives are as toxic as yours.<\/p>\n Now, let\u2019s be honest. You didn\u2019t just wake up in the morning one day and realize that something\u2019s not right with your marriage.<\/p>\n Your marriage didn\u2019t turn into a living hell overnight\u2026 this has been happening for SOME TIME now, but you just didn\u2019t pay attention to it.<\/p>\n A toxic marriage is not something that you experience all of a sudden, but it\u2019s a process where toxic words and habits accumulate, and lack of open and honest communication becomes your lifestyle.<\/strong><\/p>\n Se necesitan dos para estar en un matrimonio (ya sea un matrimonio sano o t\u00f3xico), por lo que tu esposa t\u00f3xica no puede ser vista como una unidad separada y la \u00fanica causa de tu miseria.<\/p>\n Both partners are responsible for what happens (or doesn\u2019t happen) in marriage.<\/p>\n S\u00ed. Tu matrimonio se convirti\u00f3 en un infierno en el momento en que te dijiste esto: OMG I\u2019m so sick and tired of this thing called marriage, but I can\u2019t say this to my wife because if I do, I\u2019ll make things even worse. <\/em>Anyway, who has time to deal with marriage problems? I certainly don\u2019t.<\/em><\/p>\n Let\u2019s say that your wife feels the same way about this, so there you have it: Una receta para un matrimonio t\u00f3xico.<\/strong><\/p>\n Here\u2019s something funny. I lived with my partner (now ex-partner) for two years and everything was perfect in the beginning of our life together.<\/p>\n El momento las cosas empezaron a torcerse<\/strong> fue cuando empec\u00e9 a criticarle por ciertas cosas como platos sin lavar, montones de tazas sucias por todas partes, calcetines sucios debajo de la cama, lo que se te ocurra.<\/p>\n As\u00ed que, un d\u00eda, me dije: What the hell, dude? I\u2019m not your mother. I will certainly not go around all day collecting your mugs or socks. I do my chores, you do yours.<\/em><\/p>\n The moment I addressed all the issues in our relationship, I officially became every guy\u2019s nightmare \u2013 a nagging creature.<\/p>\n It was evident that he didn\u2019t want to change, and I couldn\u2019t deal with it any longer, so I stopped giving a damn about it.<\/p>\n Decid\u00ed vivir mi vida lo mejor que pude hasta que nos separamos.<\/p>\n I still think about what would have happened if we had been open and honest with each other all the time, and not when things had already gone south. Hmm\u2026<\/p>\n Here\u2019s a potential joke I just came up with:<\/strong> The only positive thing about being in a toxic marriage is that you\u2019re the only one laughing out loud at husband-wife jokes not because they\u2019re funny, but because you know how true they actually are.<\/p>\n Now, we could continue talking about how your marriage is a living hell and I could tell you that I understand how you\u2019re feeling and that everything will be okay, but I won\u2019t waste mine and your time on it because it\u2019s boring.<\/p>\n This is not a story about how to deal with toxic partners, but it\u2019s a story that serves primarily as a comic relief to every toxic marriage out there.<\/strong><\/p>\n With all that being said, below, you\u2019ll find the list of toxic wives and their influence on marriage explained in a sarcastic way.<\/p>\n Este es el tipo de mujer del que los hombres llevan d\u00e9cadas hablando. Son el tema principal de uno de cada dos art\u00edculos y la raz\u00f3n por la que tantos hombres se convierten en alcoh\u00f3licos sin sue\u00f1o.<\/p>\n If there\u2019s one thing a crazy wife is exceptionally good at, it\u2019s making you feel like it\u2019s your fault for everything bad that has happened to her (and that is about to happen): If you didn\u2019t talk about your stupid friends, I wouldn\u2019t have gone to the mall and stumbled upon Karen whom you know I have hated since high school!<\/strong><\/p>\n Dios nos libre si Karen exige hablar con el gerente (los amantes de los memes entender\u00e1n esto).<\/p>\n Lidiando con una esposa loca<\/a> requires a special set of skills like admitting that you\u2019re wrong even when you\u2019re not, and having an extensive dictionary of trigger words to prevent putting her in \u201ca crazy wife on steroids\u201d mode within seconds.<\/p>\n Una esposa rega\u00f1ona<\/a> es el tipo de esposa que lo hace todo en el matrimonio mientras su marido se pasa el d\u00eda sentado sin hacer nada, excepto ver el f\u00fatbol y beber con sus colegas.<\/p>\n A nagging wife is capable of making you feel like you\u2019re totally incompetent and incapable of living without her commands.<\/strong><\/p>\n A nagging wife\u2019s special power is making you fear for your life if you don\u2019t do what she asked you to do.<\/p>\nWait a minute… HOW and WHEN did your marriage turn into a nightmare?<\/h2>\n
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<\/p>\nTu matrimonio se convirti\u00f3 en una pesadilla en el momento en que dejaste de luchar por \u00e9l.<\/h3>\n
\u201cI recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.\u201d \u2013 David Bissonette<\/h2>\n
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<\/p>\nEste tipo de esposas T\u00d3XICAS pueden hacer que cualquier hombre se arrepienta de haberse casado:<\/h3>\n
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<\/p>\n1. A crazy wife \u2013 the type of wife that makes you regret waking up in the morning.<\/h4>\n
2. A nagging wife \u2013 the type of wife that makes you regret not washing the dishes.<\/h4>\n
3. A selfish wife \u2013 the type of wife that keeps you locked in the house because she demands attention 24\/7.<\/h4>\n
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