There are some dates that you shouldn’t forget at any cost, and I really mean this. Those are the dates of your romantic partner, <\/b>amigos y familiares<\/b>\u2019s birth.<\/b><\/p>\n
Recordando sus <\/i>d\u00eda especial<\/i> y dese\u00e1ndoles un <\/i>feliz cumplea\u00f1os<\/i> will show them that you appreciate and love them and that you’re deeply grateful for their presence in your life.<\/i><\/p>\n
So, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty and find the best birthday message to make your loved one feel happy and loved on their special day.<\/p>\n
Chistes y deseos de cumplea\u00f1os cortos y divertidos<\/h2>\n
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Okay, you’ve already bought el regalo perfecto<\/a> and found the most adorable birthday greeting card for your special someone’s birthday. Now, all you need is a unique birthday message to include in that card that will make your present complete and radieate buen rollo<\/a>.<\/p>\n I got that part covered for you. In this list below, you’ll find the wittiest, most hilarious birthday messages and wishes for your loved one.<\/p>\n 1. Nunca puedo olvidar tu cumplea\u00f1os. Siempre llega despu\u00e9s del d\u00eda en que me lo recuerdas. Feliz cumplea\u00f1os.<\/p>\n 2. Otro cumplea\u00f1os que pasa con m\u00e1s velas en la tarta y menos pelos en la cabeza.<\/p>\n 3. Siempre limito mi presupuesto al comprar <\/b>regalos de cumplea\u00f1os<\/b> seg\u00fan lo que esa persona me regal\u00f3 en mi cumplea\u00f1os. \u00a1Disfruta de tu regalo de nada!<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Deseo que el Todopoderoso te abrace con suerte para seguir esos sue\u00f1os y tambi\u00e9n un cubo de agua para despertarte de ellos.<\/p>\n 5. I promise when you get old and forgetful, I won\u2019t let you forget to wash your hands after you pee or feed the cat food to your cat and not yourself. Have a wonderful birthday!<\/p>\n 6. Intent\u00e9 encontrar algo que representara el a\u00f1o en que naciste. Por desgracia, las tiendas de segunda mano estaban cerradas. Feliz cumplea\u00f1os.<\/p>\n 7. Un a\u00f1o m\u00e1s de calentarte el culo en mi sof\u00e1. <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 8. Forget about the past; you can\u2019t change it. Forget about the future; you can\u2019t predict it. Forget about the present; I didn\u2019t get you one.<\/p>\n 9. \u00a1Muchas felicidades! Creo que oficialmente se puede tasar en Antig\u00fcedades Roadshow<\/i>!<\/p>\n 10. Happy birthday, and welcome to the \u201929 years old forever\u2019 club!<\/p>\n 11. 11. Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b> \u00a1\u00a1a alguien que est\u00e1 envejeciendo mejor que Britney Spears Y Lindsay Lohan!!<\/b><\/p>\n 12. Pensamos que este a\u00f1o tendr\u00edamos la cantidad adecuada de velas para poner en tu tarta, pero r\u00e1pidamente nos quedamos sin espacio. \u00a1Feliz cumplea\u00f1os!<\/p>\n 13. Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That\u2019s me. And to you, a very happy birthday.<\/p>\n 14. You\u2019re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn\u2019t get you anything. <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 15. Don\u2019t think of them as wrinkles. Think of them as creases that just need some starch and a bit of ironing. Cheers to another year & another crease.<\/p>\n 16. Te deseo el m\u00e1s feliz de los cumplea\u00f1os. Que tengas la energ\u00eda y la ilusi\u00f3n de un ni\u00f1o de 2 a\u00f1os, pero no la cantidad de dientes.<\/p>\n 17. Otro a\u00f1o, otro cumplea\u00f1os que organizar, otro dolor de cabeza. Ser\u00e1 mejor que te acostumbres a los dolores de cabeza; \u00a1son cada vez m\u00e1s frecuentes al llegar a la mediana edad!<\/p>\n 18. You had me at \u201cthere will be cake and ice cream.\u201d <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b> \u00a1a una persona realmente especial que admira los dulces!<\/b><\/p>\n 19. \u00a1Feliz cumplea\u00f1os! Que vivas lo suficiente para ver a Amazon haciendo entregas en la luna.<\/p>\n 20. Yes, we have reached that age\u2026 When every compliment we get is usually followed by \u2018for your age.\u2019 You\u2019re still looking great, though\u2026 for your age21. Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their lives in order?<\/p>\n 22. Don\u2019t fret over another birthday. You were already old.<\/b><\/p>\n 23. As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can\u2019t remember the other two.<\/p>\n 24. Felicidades. Est\u00e1s un a\u00f1o m\u00e1s cerca de poder conseguir ese descuento para mayores en Target y llevar la ropa interior en la que puedes hacer pis.<\/p>\n 25. If you look back through all the years you\u2019ve lived, the first thing you\u2019ll notice is that you need a telescope.<\/b><\/p>\n 26. I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now\u2026 you\u2019ve reached the age where it\u2019s genuinely not funny anymore.<\/p>\n 27. Here is a hug! Happy birthday!!!! PS: I\u2019m broke!<\/p>\n 28. Puede que no recuerde d\u00f3nde puse las llaves del coche a nuestra edad, \u00a1pero seguro que recuerdo tu cumplea\u00f1os! Que tengas un gran cumplea\u00f1os.<\/p>\n 29. Just remember, the more candles on the cake, the bigger the cake you\u2019ll get! Now, who\u2019s laughing?<\/b><\/p>\n 30. At least you\u2019re not as old as you will be next year\u2026 if you make it!<\/p>\n 31. Prep\u00e1rate. Se avecina una explosi\u00f3n de notificaciones de Facebook. Que pases un buen cumplea\u00f1os.<\/p>\n 32. Remember that age is just a number\u2026 just a really, REALLY high one in your case!<\/p>\n 33. Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b> to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as I\u2019ll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.<\/b><\/p>\n 34. Chuck Norris quer\u00eda disculparse por no haber podido ir a tu fiesta de cumplea\u00f1os. Estaba ocupado haciendo geocaching en la Ant\u00e1rtida. Feliz cumplea\u00f1os.<\/p>\n 35. El secreto para mantenerse joven es mentir sobre tu edad. \u00a1Feliz cumplea\u00f1os!<\/p>\n 36. Hoy es mi <\/b>gran d\u00eda<\/b>. Para aquellos que quieran enviar un regalo verdaderamente inolvidable, acepto PayPal, Venmo, Zelle, Google Pay y Cash App.<\/b><\/p>\n 37. Oh yeah! You\u2019re getting closer to the age when the government sends you money every month. Happy birthday!<\/p>\n 38. One of the best pieces of advice in life is \u201cyou have to appreciate the little things.\u201d That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy birthday!<\/p>\n 39. Tu cumplea\u00f1os s\u00f3lo es una vez al a\u00f1o, pero las arrugas que trae consigo durar\u00e1n toda la vida.<\/b>40. Enhorabuena por otro a\u00f1o bien vivido.<\/p>\n 41. Today, I have gathered the courage to stand in front of you, look into your eyes, hold your hand and tell you\u2026 that I am only here for the cake.<\/p>\n 42. Happy birthday. You\u2019re one step closer to diapers being mandatory!<\/p>\n 43. I didn\u2019t get you a gift or a happy birthday card, but please accept this half-assed happy birthday wish sent via social media.<\/p>\n 44. You\u2019re not 45. You\u2019re 20 with 25 years of experience.<\/b><\/p>\n 45. If \u2018only the good die young,\u2019 I\u2019m afraid you\u2019re going to be celebrating only a few more birthdays.<\/p>\n 46. Espero que veas el d\u00eda en que no tengas dientes.<\/p>\n 47. Blowing out those candles and wishing to get rich overnight? Keep blowing! Cause that shit doesn\u2019t work.<\/b><\/p>\n 48. Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick-butt, though, wouldn\u2019t it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day.<\/p>\n 49. Another birthday? You\u2019re going to need a bigger cake\u2026 or smaller candles!<\/p>\n 50. Party like it\u2019s 1959 when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up in the hospital.<\/p>\n 51. Te he regalado una pelota antiestr\u00e9s. Con toda la tensi\u00f3n de envejecer, ya sabes.<\/p>\n 52. Para tu cumplea\u00f1os, quer\u00eda regalarte algo que te recordara tu juventud, pero se hab\u00edan agotado el arte rupestre y los huesos de dinosaurio.<\/b><\/p>\n 53. Feliz 500 cumplea\u00f1os, Vampiro. Que te mantengas siempre joven.<\/p>\n 54. Wishing you the best! I would say you don\u2019t look another year older, but if I tell one lie now, it might make anything else I say later on unbelievable. Joking aside, you look pretty good for your age!<\/p>\n 55. El servicio de urgencias est\u00e1 en marcaci\u00f3n r\u00e1pida por si sufres un inesperado ataque de asma soplando las velas.<\/b><\/p>\n 56. Que tu cumplea\u00f1os est\u00e9 salpicado de diversi\u00f3n y risas. Que pases un buen d\u00eda.<\/p>\n 57. Your wife says you\u2019re definitely getting better with age. Does that mean you started to take the trash out? Happy Bday.<\/p>\n 58. There’s nothing to be upset about when you think about your age… Especially when you can’t even remember it! Happy birthday all the same!<\/p>\n 59. Yesterday is past, tomorrow is not known, and present… I didn\u2019t get one.<\/b>60. Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest, and most beautiful person in the world\u2026 Wait, did I say \u201cto\u201d? I mean from.<\/p>\n 61. Pens\u00e9 en enviarte una tarjeta de cumplea\u00f1os burl\u00e1ndome de tu edad, pero decid\u00ed no hacerlo. Recu\u00e9rdalo cuando redactes tu testamento.<\/p>\n 62. Only if Discovery showed animals celebrating their birthdays… Yes! You\u2019d be on television!<\/b><\/p>\n 63. At least you\u2019re not as old as you will be next year\u2026<\/p>\n 64. One more year to pretend you\u2019re old enough to care about people around you.<\/p>\n 65. \u00a1Feliz cumplea\u00f1os! Te deseo que lo consigas todo en la vida con la misma facilidad con la que engordas.<\/p>\n 66. This birthday means it\u2019s time to start treating your kids like gold. They\u2019ll be choosing your nursing home soon.<\/b><\/p>\n 67. Happy birthday to someone who remembers how to do the \u2018Macarena.\u2019<\/p>\n 68. Lo que sube baja. Bueno, excepto tu edad, \u00bfverdad? Feliz cumplea\u00f1os, amigo.<\/p>\n 69. You think you are old? You\u2019re not old… you were old <\/b>el a\u00f1o pasado<\/b>. This year, you\u2019re ancient.<\/b><\/p>\n 70. It\u2019s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I\u2019ve already alerted the fire department.<\/p>\n 71. Finally, you\u2019re 21 and legally able to do everything you\u2019ve been doing since you were 14 years old.<\/p>\n 72. Happy \u2018sitting on your Facebook and typing a thousand thanks to people you don\u2019t know\u2019 day!<\/p>\n 73. Espero que tu cumplea\u00f1os te deje menos caliente y molesto que cuando le\u00edste 50 sombras de Grey<\/i>. Feliz cumplea\u00f1os.<\/p>\n 74. Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>\u00a1! \u00a1Que tu d\u00eda sea m\u00e1s hermoso que un unicornio tir\u00e1ndose pedos de arco iris!<\/b><\/p>\n 75. Que Dios te d\u00e9 apetito para disfrutar al m\u00e1ximo de tu gran d\u00eda, a pesar de que hoy est\u00e9s m\u00e1s vieja y arrugada que ayer.<\/p>\n 76. As\u00ed que estaba viendo Parque Jur\u00e1sico,<\/i> y record\u00e9 que era tu cumplea\u00f1os. \u00a1Feliz cumplea\u00f1os, viejo dinosaurio!<\/p>\n 77. \u00a1Otro a\u00f1o m\u00e1s cerca de conseguir esos asientos para mayores en los autobuses! Feliz cumplea\u00f1os.<\/p>\n 78. Nunca te enviar\u00e9 uno de esos <\/b>tarjetas de felicitaci\u00f3n<\/b> burl\u00e1ndose de tu edad. S\u00e9 lo sensibles que son los ancianos con su edad.<\/b><\/p>\n 79. Happy birthday! I hope you get dope and happiness. Sorry, hope and happiness.80. A lighter? We\u2019re going to need a flamethrower to light your candles.<\/p>\n 81. The best thing about your birthday is that you\u2019ve now reached the age where you can say: \u201cThose kids don\u2019t know anything. When I was young\u2026\u201d and then go on blathering all day, annoying everyone around you.<\/p>\n 82. Mi antena detecta ancianos. \u00a1Oh, eres t\u00fa! <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>...oldie.<\/b><\/p>\n 83. \u00a1Feliz cumplea\u00f1os! Que vivas hasta ser viejo y desdentado.<\/p>\n 84. Espero que disfrutes de tu cumplea\u00f1os tanto como Kim Kardashian tom\u00e1ndose selfies.<\/p>\n 85. Enhorabuena por ser un a\u00f1o mayor y seguir manteniendo un nivel de madurez tan bajo; eres realmente una inspiraci\u00f3n.<\/b><\/p>\n 86. We all knew this day was coming. It\u2019s not bad luck; it’s nature. It\u2019s best to just suck it up and accept the truth. It\u2019s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public. Happy birthday!<\/p>\n 87. Conseguir que alguien tan incre\u00edble como yo env\u00ede un <\/b>mensaje de cumplea\u00f1os<\/b> para usted ha sido sin duda su mayor logro este a\u00f1o.<\/b><\/p>\n 88. Eres una persona inolvidable, sobre todo por lo vieja y canosa que eres. Espero que tengas un cumplea\u00f1os maravilloso.<\/p>\n 89. It\u2019s your birthday. The good news is that you\u2019re only as old as you act, and right now, you\u2019re in kindergarten.<\/p>\n 90. Espero que celebres tu cumplea\u00f1os como viniste al mundo, \u00a1desnudo y gritando!<\/b><\/p>\n 91. Don\u2019t worry, they are not gray hairs; they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise!<\/p>\n V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: Los 100 mejores y m\u00e1s divertidos chistes sobre cumplir 30 a\u00f1os<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n A best friend is someone who is always there for you, no matter what. It’s the person who will always stand right beside you, watching your back.<\/p>\n That’s why you have a million reasons to celebrate the day they were born and thank God for sending them into your life.<\/b><\/p>\n In this list below, you’ll find the best, fun-filled wishes for your best friend’s birthday<\/a>.<\/p>\n 1. Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don\u2019t have that kind of time!<\/p>\n 2. Happy birthday to a dear friend who has never acted their age. Don’t ever change.<\/p>\n 3. Mi <\/b>querido amigo<\/b>Lamento informarle de que su infancia ha EXPIRADO oficialmente.<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Last year it was a nice dinner at a fantastic hotel, the year before we went to Vegas, and now, this year, you\u2019re just staying in? I guess the rumors are true: old age does ruin people. Happy birthday! Have a good one!<\/p>\n 5. You know the old saying, “The older you are, the wiser you are”<\/i>? Sol\u00eda pensar que eso era verdad, \u00a1pero entonces te conoc\u00ed! S\u00f3lo bromeaba, amigo. Feliz cumplea\u00f1os.<\/p>\n 6. When I looked at the date, I realized it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don\u2019t look a day over a hundred!<\/b><\/p>\n 7. You should see your age as something to boast about, not worry over. The next time someone makes an age joke at you, remind them that you\u2019ve been around longer than they\u2019ve been able to walk, and if they make it to half your age, they should consider themselves lucky!<\/p>\n 8. Remember on your birthday \u2013 good wishes are far more important than presents. Happy birthday from me!<\/p>\n 9. Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b> to a friend who I wouldn\u2019t trade for all the Nutella in the world.<\/b><\/p>\n 10. “We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pets’ heads are falling off!!” I hope you are having a better day than Harry & Lloyd. Feliz cumplea\u00f1os, amigo<\/a>!<\/p>\n 11. You remind me of a jar of pickles. You\u2019re pretty well preserved for your age. <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>\u00a1Mi querido viejo amigo!<\/b><\/p>\n 12. I would like to wish you a politically correct birthday, so I won\u2019t encourage the overindulgence of alcohol, getting less than the recommended 9 hours of sleep, or listening to excessively loud rock music\u2026 But happy birthday, my friend, even if all the fun has been sucked out of it!<\/p>\n 13. As long as you are my friend, you\u2019ll never have to do silly stuff alone. Have a wonderful birthday, and if you do anything ridiculous, I\u2019ll be right next to you doing the same thing.<\/p>\n 14. Don\u2019t let your age get you down; it won\u2019t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 15. Se dice que los que m\u00e1s cumplen a\u00f1os son los que m\u00e1s viven. Cumplir a\u00f1os es genial. Feliz cumplea\u00f1os, colega.16. \u00a1Si hoy intentara contar hasta tu edad, me quedar\u00eda af\u00f3nico! \u00a1Feliz cumplea\u00f1os, colega!<\/p>\n 17. If you\u2019re having vanilla cake, I would like some ice cream\u2026 but on the side. If it\u2019s chocolate cake, no ice cream. If you\u2019re having vanilla and chocolate marble cake, I would like the ice cream served on top of the cake. If there\u2019s no cake, then just a scoop of chocolate ice cream. Happy birthday to a friend that always goes above and beyond!<\/p>\n 18. Happy birthday! If anyone messes with you on your special day, just let me know. I\u2019ll punch them right in their stupid face. Just one of the many benefits of having an awesome best friend like me!<\/p>\n 19. Si fueras una uva, te pisotear\u00eda y <\/b>hacerte<\/b> en un delicioso vino a\u00f1ejo. <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>, <\/b>bestie<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 20. Estaba viendo M\u00e1s gru\u00f1\u00f3n <\/i>Ancianos<\/i>, <\/i>y record\u00e9 que era tu cumplea\u00f1os. Espero que nos pongan en la misma habitaci\u00f3n en nuestra futura residencia de ancianos. \u00a1Ser\u00edamos unos compa\u00f1eros de BINGO geniales! \u00a1Har\u00edamos limpieza!<\/p>\n 21. \u00a1Reserv\u00e9 una visita al centro de vida asistida cercano para su gran d\u00eda! \u00a1Disfrutar\u00e1s de un 20 por ciento de descuento si reservas tu habitaci\u00f3n ahora! Espero que pases un d\u00eda maravilloso. \u00a1Feliz cumplea\u00f1os, viejo chocho!<\/p>\n 22. \u00a1Ahora es el momento de decirte lo que realmente eres, amigo! \u00a1Un vejestorio!<\/b><\/p>\n 23. Of all the people celebrating their birthdays today, you are the least likely to be called \u201cyoung\u201d by a door-to-door salesman. Enjoy your day!<\/p>\n 24. You know you\u2019re old when your social calendar has bi-weekly \u2018meet friends for coffee @ blood pressure clinic\u2019 on it. <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>viejo <\/b>pedo<\/b>.<\/b><\/p>\n 25. Las estad\u00edsticas demuestran que las personas que viven m\u00e1s a\u00f1os celebran m\u00e1s cumplea\u00f1os, \u00a1lo que nos cuesta m\u00e1s dinero en regalos!<\/p>\n 26. Dear friend, have you ever wondered why I\u2019ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets! Happy birthday.<\/p>\n 27. On your big day, I thought we\u2019d go to the zoo, but the signs say \u2018no pets allowed\u2019 on the premises, so we\u2019ll have to come up with something else since you wouldn\u2019t be allowed in. Happy birthday you big stinker!<\/p>\n 28. Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something… that I\u2019m not the oldest person here!<\/b><\/p>\n 29. Una vez cada muchos a\u00f1os, nacen en este mundo personas con gran pasi\u00f3n y brillantez que aspiran a las cosas m\u00e1s grandes de la vida. Y hoy, una de ellas quiere desearte un muy feliz cumplea\u00f1os.<\/p>\n 30. Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I\u2019m still young!<\/b><\/p>\n 31. I hope you don\u2019t mind that I bought you a cake to give a tu madre<\/a>felicit\u00e1ndola por pasar por el parto y darte a luz. Quiero decir, ella fue la que hizo todo el trabajo. \u00a1T\u00fa simplemente saliste! \u00a1Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os!<\/p>\n Utiliza uno de estos divertidos mensajes de feliz cumplea\u00f1os y haz re\u00edr a tu hermana en su d\u00eda especial. Tambi\u00e9n puedes encontrar un meme divertido de feliz cumplea\u00f1os y envi\u00e1rselo junto con tus deseos de cumplea\u00f1os.<\/p>\n 1. Sis, there is definitely something that makes you stand out, and I know what it is… Your age, of course!<\/p>\n 2. Feliz cumplea\u00f1os a una de las pocas personas cuyo cumplea\u00f1os puedo recordar sin un recordatorio de Facebook.<\/p>\n 3. Cheers to this incredible woman, my sister who has been thirty… like fifty times probably!<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Eras un mocoso detestable, y tu sonrisa te permite salirte con la tuya. Sigues siendo el mismo, \u00a1pero m\u00e1s mayor! Que pases un cumplea\u00f1os estupendo, hermanita<\/a>.<\/p>\n 5. \u00a1Feliz cumplea\u00f1os a una mujer antigua! \u00a1Alg\u00fan d\u00eda me contar\u00e1s c\u00f3mo fue construir Stonehenge!<\/p>\n 6. Cumplea\u00f1os feliz<\/b> to my sis, who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh, wait \u2013 that\u2019s wine. <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b> a mi hermana<\/b><\/a>\u00a1que se est\u00e1 haciendo viejo!<\/b><\/p>\n 7. Mirarte me llena de esperanza. \u00a1Una mujer puede vivir hasta los cien a\u00f1os!<\/p>\n 8. To my dearest, most favorite, and most precious little sister. Our family was so very blessed the day you were born. It was such a joy to grow up with you and share so many great moments together. Remember these kind words when you\u2019re cutting and dishing out the cake portions later!<\/p>\n 9. Happy birthday, sis! Here\u2019s to being immature for a lifetime.<\/p>\n 10. \u00a1Que nunca se te corra el tinte del pelo ni el r\u00edmel! <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>\u00a1Anciana!<\/b><\/p>\n 11. You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we\u2019re not as old as you!<\/p>\n 12. I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year; I hear dad\u2019s having a go at being the chef. Feliz cumplea\u00f1os, hermanita<\/a>!<\/p>\n 13. Saludos cordiales<\/b> to my beautiful sis. You\u2019re not THAT old. You\u2019re just getting up there. In the words of Elsa, \u201cLet it go! Let it go!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n 14. Lo peor de tu cumplea\u00f1os es que todo el mundo sabe que crecimos juntas y revela tambi\u00e9n mi edad. Pero a\u00fan as\u00ed, feliz cumplea\u00f1os a la mejor hermana del mundo.<\/p>\n Estos divertid\u00edsimos mensajes de cumplea\u00f1os para tu hermano<\/a> will definitely put a smile on your bro’s face and show him all the gratitude and love you feel for him.<\/p>\n 1. Cheers to my incredible brother, who thinks he is still young but isn\u2019t! You have really embraced delusion!<\/p>\n 2. This birthday party won\u2019t even be happening if mom and dad knew your actual marks. So get me the biggest piece of cake, half your gifts, and some money, please.<\/p>\n 3. Hermano, tengo que felicitarte porque hoy s\u00ed que has conseguido algo. \u00bfQu\u00e9 se siente al ser el hombre vivo m\u00e1s viejo?<\/b><\/p>\n 4. I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I\u2019m returning the favor. Happy birthday, lil brother!<\/p>\n 5. Tu barba puede ser gris, tus arrugas profundas, pero oye, \u00a1al menos hay tarta!<\/p>\n 6. Mi querido hermano<\/a>En este d\u00eda, algunas personas te dir\u00e1n que todav\u00eda eres un hombre joven. Bueno, d\u00e9jame decirte algo, \u00a1esa gente son unos grandes mentirosos!<\/p>\n 7. Tu cumplea\u00f1os me da una oportunidad m\u00e1s de darte las cosas que necesito. <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>\u00a1Querido hermano!<\/b><\/p>\n 8. As your younger sister, it\u2019s only right for me to remind you on your birthday that you\u2019re still older than me. Ha!<\/p>\n 9. Oh my poor bro, you’re another year older\u2026 And you still can\u2019t grow a beard.<\/p>\n 10. Estaba en la tienda de antig\u00fcedades del centro y me encontr\u00e9 con uno de los juguetes de tu infancia con los que siempre jugabas. Este mensaje de feliz cumplea\u00f1os va dirigido a mi hermano, que tiene edad suficiente para que los juguetes de su infancia aparezcan en la \u00faltima edici\u00f3n de la Gu\u00eda de antig\u00fcedades Kovels. \u00a1Enhorabuena!<\/p>\n 11. Hermano, espero que un mill\u00f3n <\/b>deseos de cumplea\u00f1os<\/b> \u00a1se haga realidad para ti! Seguro que coincide con tu edad.<\/b><\/p>\n 12. Brother, I figured today would be as good a day as any to tell you that you were adopted!! Just kidding. Happy birthday\u2014or is it??<\/p>\n 13. Happy birthday to my big bro, who has witnessed great things! The invention of the wheel, the first cave drawing\u2026<\/p>\n 14. Congratulations! You\u2019re now one year closer to being known as a \u2018dirty <\/b>anciano<\/b>\u2019! <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b> a ti, mi querido hermano.<\/b><\/p>\n 15. Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it \u201cexperience\u201d and enjoy your birthday, anyway!<\/p>\n 16. Alg\u00fan d\u00eda me contar\u00e1s c\u00f3mo sobreviviste a los dinosaurios. \u00a1Te deseo el cumplea\u00f1os m\u00e1s feliz, hermano!<\/p>\n I honestly feel sorry for every man who forgets his better half’s birthday. He’ll definitely have to go through a lot of trouble to earn her forgiveness.<\/b><\/p>\n To save you from that nightmare, I’ve compiled this list of funny birthday jokes and wishes for your adored woman. Well, I did my part, and I’m sorry, mate, but remembering her special date is still your task.<\/p>\n 1. Happy birthday, my dear! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around forever! (That\u2019s because you have!)<\/p>\n 2. I didn\u2019t even have to be reminded by Facebook that it was your big day today! Impressed?! Happy birthday to you, my love!<\/p>\n 3. Que tu cumplea\u00f1os sea tan bonito como tu culo y tan incre\u00edble como tu cerebro. <\/b>Feliz cumplea\u00f1os,<\/b> \u00a1Beb\u00e9!<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Cheers to my darling wife, who stays young! (Of course, that’s only because she lies about her real age). I love you, baby, and wish you nothing but the very best!<\/p>\n 5. I love you, baby girl, and I\u2019m wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you.<\/p>\n 6. I know that diamonds are a girl\u2019s <\/b>mejor amigo<\/b> so I got you 13 diamonds… just throw away the rest of the playing cards.<\/b><\/p>\n 7. Baby, to show that we’re not that old, I am going to wish you a happy birthday in under 140 characters. #happybirthday #youngandhot #stillgettingcarded<\/p>\n 8. Since it\u2019s your birthday, I\u2019ll let you leave the lights on.<\/p>\n 9. It\u2019s your birthday! So, make sure you are going to properly utilize the day with a lot of monkey business! Let\u2019s have a crazy party. <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b> \u00a1a ti, mi Princesa!<\/b><\/p>\n 10. I forgot to get you a gift, so I\u2019ll just go take a shower, put on my birthday suit, and wrap myself up for you.<\/p>\n 11. Brindo por todos los a\u00f1os que llevas vivo y por el presupuesto para tartas que hemos recortado, \u00a1s\u00f3lo porque las velas cuestan mucho! Feliz cumplea\u00f1os, esposa<\/a>!<\/p>\n 12. Cari\u00f1o, iba a enviarte tu regalo por correo, pero el servicio de correos dijo que pesaba demasiado, as\u00ed que aqu\u00ed estoy. Te deseo el cumplea\u00f1os m\u00e1s feliz de todos.<\/b><\/p>\n 13. Tu cumplea\u00f1os te hace m\u00e1s sexy cada a\u00f1o que pasa. Feliz cumplea\u00f1os, bomb\u00f3n.<\/p>\n Elige el deseo de cumplea\u00f1os m\u00e1s hilarante de esta lista y haz feliz a tu hombre en su d\u00eda especial<\/a>.<\/p>\n Adem\u00e1s, estos <\/i>mensajes de cumplea\u00f1os<\/i> demostrar\u00e1 lo mucho que le quiere y lo agradecida que est\u00e1 por tenerle en su vida.<\/i><\/p>\n 1. As your birthday approaches, you might dread becoming an old man. Don\u2019t worry about that! You already are! But hey, you have your old lady who loves you even more than you think.<\/p>\n 2. You\u2019re still hot after all these years\u2026 just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!<\/p>\n 3. \u00a1Felicidades por tu cumplea\u00f1os! Recuerda, \u00a1hoy nada de sexo! Porque necesitas toda tu energ\u00eda para <\/b>soplar<\/b> \u00a1las velas!<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Cumplea\u00f1os feliz. Cumplea\u00f1os feliz. Hueles como mi marido, y tambi\u00e9n te pareces a \u00e9l.<\/p>\n 5. 5. \u00a1Feliz cumplea\u00f1os! Eres mi \u00fanico en un mill\u00f3n, y me gustar\u00eda pasar este d\u00eda celebr\u00e1ndolo contigo, y me gustar\u00eda pasar todos los dem\u00e1s d\u00edas contigo. Por supuesto, excepto cuando ves el f\u00fatbol, el b\u00e9isbol o el hockey.<\/p>\n 6. Ya ves, no debes avergonzarte de <\/b>envejecer<\/b>. No s\u00f3lo te haces el listo todo el rato, sino que adem\u00e1s todas las antig\u00fcedades como t\u00fa tienen un gran valor. <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>, <\/b>anciano<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 7. Feliz cumplea\u00f1os de alguien que aguanta tus eructos, pedos, ara\u00f1azos y acaparamiento del mando a distancia.<\/p>\n 8. En esta fecha, maridito<\/a>, you might ache a little more. But, don’t worry, it’s only because you are old!<\/p>\n 9. Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that\u2019s almost dead in doggy years. I\u2019m so glad we met when we were kids. <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>Bae.<\/b><\/p>\n 10. Today, you have officially gotten past things! Like youth and hair that isn\u2019t gray! \u00a1Feliz cumplea\u00f1os, maridito!<\/a><\/p>\n 11. Puede que no seas Christian Grey, \u00a1pero cada a\u00f1o que pasa te quiero m\u00e1s y m\u00e1s! Feliz cumplea\u00f1os, mi mejor versi\u00f3n del Sr. Grey.<\/p>\n 12. You made it! You are now officially old! Maybe no one else has the guts to let you know, but don\u2019t worry. In my opinion, you\u2019ll make a sexy grey fox for sure!<\/b><\/p>\n 13. Vivir como un anciano es mejor que no vivir en absoluto, \u00bfverdad? \u00a1Feliz cumplea\u00f1os, amor!<\/p>\n 14. Hoy, \u00a1reflexiona sobre el hecho de que has estado aqu\u00ed desde el principio! Es decir, \u00a1desde el principio! Feliz cumplea\u00f1os a mi amado hombre<\/a>!<\/p>\n 15. Querido maridito, t\u00fa defines mi pasado y mi futuro. Y en cuanto al presente, no pude encontrar nada para ti. As\u00ed que compr\u00e9 uno para m\u00ed.<\/p>\n Nowadays we’re all a bit too busy and, unfortunately, important and special dates slip our minds all too often. However, that’s not an excuse because we all know that it can really hurt our loved ones.<\/p>\n If you’ve forgotten to wish <\/b>tu mejor amigo<\/b> <\/a>o a su pareja un <\/b>feliz cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>puede arreglar las cosas envi\u00e1ndoles un <\/b>mensaje de cumplea\u00f1os atrasado<\/b> o <\/b>tarjeta de felicitaci\u00f3n<\/b>. M\u00e1s vale tarde que nunca, \u00bfverdad?<\/b><\/p>\n Estos <\/i>felicitaciones de cumplea\u00f1os divertidas<\/i> a continuaci\u00f3n le garantizamos que cambiar\u00e1 el ce\u00f1o de su cara y le arrancar\u00e1 una sonrisa al instante.<\/i><\/p>\n 1. Stop whining about how I forgot your birthday. Be a man; let’s have a beer to celebrate.<\/p>\n 2. It\u2019s so tough to believe that you are getting older that I decided to wish you a happy birthday late this year.<\/p>\n 3. Lo mejor de tener amigos como yo es que puedes celebrar tu cumplea\u00f1os aunque no lo sea. Con retraso <\/b>feliz cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>, dude! Let’s go grab some drinks.<\/b><\/p>\n 4. I hope you\u2019re not feeling deflated that I\u2019m a little belated. Happy (late) birthday!<\/p>\n 5. Olvid\u00e9 enviarte mis mejores deseos en tu cumplea\u00f1os el a\u00f1o pasado. Hay que mantener viva la tradici\u00f3n. Feliz cumplea\u00f1os atrasado, colega.<\/p>\n 6. I\u2019m sorry my <\/b>deseos de cumplea\u00f1os<\/b> are belated\u2014I honestly didn\u2019t think you\u2019d live this long. <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 7. Sorry I am late. I spent a lot of time deciding whether to send you a handwritten letter, email, voice message, Facebook message, tweet, SMS, or video message. I could not decide in time. So here’s one of each\u2014happy belated birthday!<\/p>\n 8. Sorry I missed your birthday\u2026 Hopefully, you\u2019ll have another one next year\u2026<\/p>\n 9. Deliberadamente no quise sumarme al caos de felicitaciones de cumplea\u00f1os que habr\u00edas recibido el d\u00eda de tu cumplea\u00f1os. Porque no quer\u00eda ser otro amigo m\u00e1s record\u00e1ndote lo viejo que te est\u00e1s haciendo. M\u00e1s vale tarde que nunca. \u00a1Feliz cumplea\u00f1os atrasado!<\/p>\n 10. Feliz <\/b>cumplea\u00f1os atrasado<\/b>\u00a1! Te env\u00edo un mont\u00f3n de amor extra para ayudarte a darle la vuelta a ese ce\u00f1o fruncido.<\/b><\/p>\n 11. Si tuvieras que aceptar un soborno para perdonar a alguien, \u00bfcu\u00e1l ser\u00eda? D\u00edmelo r\u00e1pido, porque tengo que desearte feliz cumplea\u00f1os con retraso.<\/p>\n 12. Me robaste el l\u00e1piz cuando est\u00e1bamos en 2\u00ba curso. Llego tarde para desearte un feliz cumplea\u00f1os. Ahora estamos en paz.<\/p>\n 13. It\u2019s not your fault, buddy. No one can help the fact that you\u2019re <\/b>envejecer<\/b> and that I totally forgot… Happy <\/b>cumplea\u00f1os atrasado<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 14. Rock stars are never on time, and that’s why I am fashionably late. Belated happy birthday.<\/p>\n 15. Culpable de los cargos. Perder la oportunidad de celebrarte es un crimen. \u00a1Feliz cumplea\u00f1os atrasado!<\/p>\n 16. \u00bfSab\u00edas que te ves muy sexy cuando est\u00e1s de humor para perdonar? Con retraso <\/b>feliz cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>\u00a1! xoxo<\/b><\/p>\n 17. You\u2019re amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent \u2013 but don\u2019t get too excited. I\u2019m only saying all these things because I\u2019m a couple of days late! Happy birthday!<\/p>\n 18. I know you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that\u2019s who. Happy belated birthday!<\/p>\n 19. I don’t like the feeling of missing your birthday, so here’s a <\/b>tarjeta de cumplea\u00f1os atrasada<\/b> y, para estar seguros, uno para <\/b>pr\u00f3ximo a\u00f1o<\/b> tambi\u00e9n. <\/b>Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/b> por adelantado.<\/b><\/p>\n 20. Fashionably late is kind of my style; hope you don\u2019t mind. Happy belated birthday. Hope it was fabulous!<\/p>\n 21. La vida es perdonar y olvidar. Olvid\u00e9 tu cumplea\u00f1os, y puedes perdonarme. Qu\u00e9 perfecto.<\/p>\n 22. Sorry I wasn\u2019t there with you to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy <\/b>cumplea\u00f1os atrasado<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 23. Why should I be sorry about not wishing you a happy birthday? You saved some money by treating one less person, didn’t you? Belated happy birthday!<\/p>\n 24. Missing your big day is no laughing matter\u2026 even if you\u2019re a clown. Happy belated birthday!<\/p>\n 25. I forgot your birthday. So what? There’s always a next time, <\/b>pr\u00f3ximo a\u00f1o<\/b>. ‘Till then, belated <\/b>feliz cumplea\u00f1os<\/b>.<\/b><\/p>\n 26. La mejor cualidad de un amigo guay como t\u00fa es que nunca se enfada cuando alguien se olvida de enviarle buenos deseos en su cumplea\u00f1os.<\/p>\nDeseos de cumplea\u00f1os divertidos para un mejor amigo<\/b><\/h2>\n
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