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\u00bfQuieres enviar a tu ex un descarado <\/i> mensaje<\/i> to make them understand what they\u2019ve lost but don\u2019t want it to be direct?<\/em> Entonces, cr\u00e9eme, no hay mejor manera de hacerlo que a trav\u00e9s de las redes sociales.<\/p>\n

He encontrado las frases m\u00e1s salvajes de ex en Internet y las he reunido en esta enorme colecci\u00f3n, especialmente para ti.<\/p>\n

However, that\u2019s not all. These quotes also have healing powers because they can ayudarte a superar tu ruptura y hacer que te centres en todo lo que est\u00e1s ganando con ella.<\/strong><\/p>\n

As\u00ed que, sin m\u00e1s dilaci\u00f3n, os presento una recopilaci\u00f3n de los mejores pies de foto y citas salvajes de Instagram.<\/p>\n

The Best Savage Ex Quotes And Song Lyrics<\/h2>\n

1. \u201cZombies eat brains. You\u2019re safe.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n

2. \u201cAll discarded lovers should be given a second chance but with somebody else.\u201d \u2013 Mae West<\/p>\n

3. \u201cYou just kinda wasted my precious time.\u201d \u2013 Bob Dylan.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. \u201cSometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.\u201d \u2013 Marilyn Monroe<\/p>\n

5. \u201cYou made my heart break, and that made me who I am.\u201d \u2013 Little Mix<\/p>\n

6. \u201cI am a museum full of art, but you had your eyes shut.\u201d \u2013 Rupi Kaur<\/p>\n

7. \u201cThanks for the memories, even though they weren\u2019t so great.\u201d \u2013 Fall Out Boy<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. \u201c Enam\u00f3rate de la persona <\/a> who enjoys your madness, not an idiot who forces you to be normal.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n

9. \u201cI’ve been movin’ on since we said goodbye.\u201d \u2013 Dua Lipa<\/p>\n

10. \u201cOh yeah, you cross my mind once a week. That day is always garbage day.\u201d \u2013 Ashley Snyder.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Oh<\/p>\n

11. \u201cFrankly, my dear, I don\u2019t give a damn.\u201d \u2013 Margaret Mitchell<\/p>\n

12. \u201cKeep your head high and your middle finger higher.\u201d \u2013 Megan Fox<\/p>\n

13. \u201cEn <\/b>la mejor venganza<\/b><\/a> que puedes conseguir de tu ex es seguir adelante<\/b> and let them see you happy with someone who treats you better than they did.\u201d \u2013 Sonya Parker<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. \u201cYou\u2019re way too short to get on this ride.\u201d \u2013 Shawn Mendes<\/p>\n

15. \u201cI’ve learned from the pain. I turned out amazing.\u201d \u2013 Ariana Grande.<\/p>\n

16. \u201cDidn\u2019t they tell you that I was a savage? F\u2014 your white horse and a carriage.\u201d \u2013 Rihanna<\/p>\n

17. \u201cI\u2019m so miserable without you; it\u2019s almost as if you\u2019re here!\u201d \u2013 Billy Ray Cyrus<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. \u201cYou’re like a million miles too close.\u201d \u2013 The Jonas Brothers<\/p>\n

19. \u201cI never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.\u201d \u2013 Zsa Zsa Gabor<\/p>\n

20. \u201cYou don’t deserve my tears. I guess that’s why they ain’t there.\u201d \u2013 Beyonc\u00e9<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"No<\/p>\n

21. \u201cLight travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.\u201d \u2013 Steven Wright<\/p>\n

22. \u201cIf you\u2019re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.\u201d \u2013 Oscar Wilde<\/p>\n

23. \u201cI\u2019m in my own lane; you ain\u2019t in my category.\u201d \u2013 HOV Lane<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. \u201cI\u2019m sorry that people are so jealous of me\u2026but I can\u2019t help it that I\u2019m so popular.\u201d \u2013 Gretchen Wieners, Chicas Malas<\/em><\/p>\n

25. \u201cOne day they’ll realize they lost a diamond while playing with worthless stones.\u201d \u2013 Turcois Ominek<\/p>\n

26. \u201cKnow yourself; conoce tu valor<\/a>.\u201d \u2013 Drake<\/p>\n

27. \u201cPain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.\u201d \u2013 M. Kathleen Casey<\/strong><\/p>\n

28. \u201cI just figured if I\u2019m going to be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess, right?\u201d \u2013 Mindy Lahiri, El proyecto Mindy<\/em><\/p>\n

29. \u201c Relaciones fallidas<\/a> can be described as so much wasted makeup.\u201d \u2013 Marian Keyes.<\/p>\n

30. \u201cI\u2019m too busy writing history to read it.\u201d \u2013 Kanye West<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Estoy<\/p>\n

31. \u201cThank you, next.\u201d \u2013 Ariana Grande.<\/p>\n

32. \u201cBlaming the ex for the breakup is like blaming the clothes for not fitting you.\u201d \u2013 Khang Kijarro Nguyen<\/p>\n

33. \u201cDating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.\u201d \u2013 Kendrick Cole<\/strong><\/p>\n

34. \u201cThe best revenge is massive success.\u201d \u2013 Frank Sinatra<\/p>\n

35. \u201cOne relationship ends, but life goes on. Your \u2018ex\u2019 was just a stepping stone to something better.\u201d \u2013 Sushan R Sharma<\/p>\n

36. \u201cSince I left you, I found the world so new.\u201d \u2013 The Avalanches.<\/p>\n

37. \u201cDon\u2019t come back when you realize that I\u2019m rare.\u201d \u2013 Genereux Philip<\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: Citas para dejar ir: 115 mejores frases que te ayudar\u00e1n a seguir adelante<\/a><\/p>\n

Citas cortas de Savage y subt\u00edtulos para un ex<\/h2>\n

Aqu\u00ed est\u00e1, una lista de los mejores pies de foto salvajes de Instagram. Puede incluirlos en su Instagram bio<\/a>, use them as a caption to the pic you choose to dedicate to your ex, or if you\u2019re brave enough, you can send it to your ex directly.<\/em><\/p>\n

1. Suerte<\/a> encontrar a alguien que aguante tus gilipolleces tan bien como yo.<\/p>\n

2. Incluso mi dedo coraz\u00f3n es m\u00e1s grande que tu coraz\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

3. When your ex says, \u201cYou\u2019ll never find anyone like me,\u201d just smile and reply, \u201cThat\u2019s the point.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Cuando<\/p>\n

4. Karma\u2019s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she\u2019ll be with you shortly.<\/p>\n

5. I don\u2019t care what you think about me; I don\u2019t think about you at all.<\/p>\n

6. Gracias por hacerme alguien con un coraz\u00f3n inocente pero una mente diab\u00f3lica.<\/p>\n

7. \u00bfLe est\u00e1s diciendo la misma mierda que me dijiste a m\u00ed?<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Mi ex es un tesoro tan grande que tengo la necesidad constante de enterrarlo.<\/p>\n

9. Si pones en fila a todos tus ex amantes, podr\u00e1s ver el organigrama de tu enfermedad mental.<\/p>\n

10. I\u2019m glad you stopped talking to me. It\u2019s like the trash took itself out.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Sentirse bien; vivir mejor.<\/p>\n

12. Salud a mi ex por encontrar finalmente a alguien tan in\u00fatil como \u00e9l.<\/p>\n

13. Quiz\u00e1 deber\u00edas maquillarte un poco para estar guapa tambi\u00e9n por dentro.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Quiz\u00e1<\/p>\n

14. Elegirme a m\u00ed y a mi felicidad ha sido la mejor decisi\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

15. Ver a tu ex con alguien m\u00e1s feo que t\u00fa. Impresionante.<\/p>\n

16. Me r\u00edo tanto de haberte querido.<\/p>\n

17. The good news is that my ex set the bar low enough to make my new boyfriend\u2019s ordinary accomplishments seem impressive.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. Anybody who told my ex to be himself simply couldn’t have given him worse advice.<\/p>\n

19. Cancel my subscription because I\u2019m done with your issues.<\/p>\n

20. If you\u2019re happy and you know it, thank your ex!<\/strong><\/p>\n

21. My ex was not a smartass, but he is definitely a \u2018trying to be smart, but actually, I am an ass\u2019 kind of person.<\/p>\n

22. Don\u2019t feel special because, apparently, my ex f*cks everyone.<\/p>\n

23. El dolor s\u00f3lo me hizo m\u00e1s fuerte.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"El<\/p>\n

24. Dear ex\u2026when you see me, I want you to recognize what you had, regret what you\u2019ve lost<\/a>, and realize what you\u2019re never getting back.<\/p>\n

25. R.I.P a los sentimientos que tuve por ti.<\/p>\n

26. Life goes on. \u270c\ufe0f<\/strong><\/p>\n

27. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 mi cordura paga el precio de tus errores?<\/p>\n

28. I would love to insult you, but I\u2019m afraid I won\u2019t do as well as nature did.<\/p>\n

29. When your past calls, don’t answer.<\/p>\n

30. Mi ex no es in\u00fatil porque, al fin y al cabo, todav\u00eda puede servir de mal ejemplo.<\/strong><\/p>\n

31. Algunos causan felicidad dondequiera que van; otros, siempre que van.<\/p>\n

32. S\u00ed, usted me rompi\u00f3 el coraz\u00f3n<\/a>pero despu\u00e9s de ver que tu nueva novia es mucho m\u00e1s fea que yo, estamos en paz.<\/p>\n

33. No, I checked my receipt. I didn\u2019t buy any of your bullshit.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"No,<\/p>\n

34. It\u2019s funny when you realize that karma messed up who once destroyed you.<\/p>\n

35. Single ( ), Taken ( ), Too Busy Enjoying Life (\u2713).<\/p>\n

36. I get so emotional when you\u2019re not around, and that emotion is called happiness.<\/p>\n

37. Eres la pieza del puzzle de mi casa de Lego. B\u00e1sicamente, in\u00fatil.<\/strong><\/p>\n

38. Don\u2019t put me in a position where I\u2019ve got to show you how cold my heart can get.<\/p>\n

39. Recuperar a su ex<\/a> es como ir a un mercadillo y comprar tu propio desastre.<\/p>\n

40. I don\u2019t have Ex\u2019s; I have Y\u2019s. Like, \u201cY the hell did I date you?<\/strong><\/p>\n

41. You can treat me like a joke, but then I will leave you like it\u2019s funny.<\/p>\n

42. Dear ex, I won\u2019t block or delete you. I\u2019m keeping you there so you are able to see how happy I am without you.<\/p>\n

43. De todos mis errores, t\u00fa fuiste el m\u00e1s equivocado.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"De<\/p>\n

44. Cuando las cosas se desmoronan, siempre viene algo mejor despu\u00e9s.<\/p>\n

45. It\u2019s with or without you, but life goes on.<\/p>\n

46. You said that I\u2019m bad, and I dream of showing you my worst.<\/p>\n

47. Cuantos m\u00e1s chicos conozco, m\u00e1s quiero a mi perro.<\/p>\n

48. I\u2019m just at a whole new \u2018fuck it\u2019 level.<\/strong><\/p>\n

49. Unfortunately, stupidity is not a crime. But if it were, my ex would\u2019ve ended up in jail a long time ago.<\/p>\n

50. Sin est\u00fapidos como mi ex, no tendr\u00edamos de qui\u00e9n re\u00edrnos. Creo que todos deber\u00edamos agradecerle su contribuci\u00f3n a la sociedad.<\/strong><\/p>\n

51. Gracias por salir con alguien feo despu\u00e9s de romper. Yo gano.<\/p>\n

52. Mi ex est\u00e1 tan lleno de mierda que podr\u00eda pasar por un retrete.<\/p>\n

53. El sarcasmo sale de mi boca y la estupidez de la tuya.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"El<\/p>\n

54. Call me a bitch one more time, and I\u2019ll show you what a real one is.<\/p>\n

55. I\u2019m cool. PS: You\u2019re not.<\/p>\n

56. Alg\u00fan d\u00eda, alguien te va a dar las gracias por dejarme ir <\/a>.<\/p>\n

57. I hope you will go a long way \u2013 a long way to hell.<\/strong><\/p>\n

58. Just think, your ex is someone else’s problem now.<\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 205 mejores pies de foto para Instagram<\/a><\/p>\n

Queen Savage Citas Para Un Ex<\/h2>\n

Lo m\u00e1s importante es mantener la clase.<\/em> Esta lista de citas salvajes y Pie de foto<\/a> will help you express yourself in a stylish and classy way… the only appropriate way for a queen like you.<\/p>\n

1. Conc\u00e9ntrese en sus objetivos<\/a>. Estos hombres s\u00f3lo quieren hacerte perder el maldito tiempo.<\/p>\n

2. My heels are higher than most people\u2019s standards.<\/p>\n

3. Nunca te pongas celoso cuando veas a tu ex con otra persona porque nuestros padres nos ense\u00f1aron a dar nuestros juguetes usados a los menos afortunados.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Eras mi taza de t\u00e9, pero ahora bebo champ\u00e1n.<\/p>\n

5. No hace falta que te bloquee; quiero que veas lo que has perdido.<\/p>\n

6. I used to hope that you’d bring me flowers. Now I plant my own.<\/p>\n

7. La bater\u00eda de mi tel\u00e9fono dura m\u00e1s que la de tu relaci\u00f3n.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. It\u2019s okay if you don\u2019t like me. Not everyone has good taste.<\/p>\n

9. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it\u2019s yours; If it doesn\u2019t, he was stupid anyway.<\/p>\n

10. What\u2019s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Qu\u00e9<\/p>\n

11. Cuando me pongo triste, dejo de estarlo y en su lugar soy incre\u00edble.<\/p>\n

12. Conf\u00fandelos con tu silencio y as\u00f3mbralos con tus acciones.<\/p>\n

13. \u201cThis queen doesn’t need a king.\u201d \u2014 Daya<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. I\u2019m sunshine mixed with a little hurricane \u2609??<\/p>\n

15. Es totalmente un desperdicio de mi rimel llorar por tipos como t\u00fa.<\/p>\n

16. Tell me not to do something, and I\u2019ll do it twice and take a picture. ?<\/p>\n

17. Y cuando me dejaste por otra chica, me di cuenta de por qu\u00e9 la gente opta por productos m\u00e1s baratos en lugar de productos con clase.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. If you treat me like an option, I\u2019ll leave you like a choice.<\/p>\n

19. I\u2019m in training to be the hottest ex-girlfriend you\u2019ve ever had.<\/p>\n

20. Fuiste lo bastante tonto para irte; yo fui lo bastante listo para dejarte ir.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Fuiste<\/p>\n

21. Prefiero ser yo mismo, digan lo que digan.<\/p>\n

22. No soy una princesa que necesita ser salvada. Soy una reina y tengo esto controlado.<\/p>\n

23. Estimado <\/b>ex-novio<\/b><\/a>: Don\u2019t worry, I\u2019m not jealous; I already know what kind of mess your downgrade will get already.<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. Treat me like an option, and I\u2019ll dump you like a choice.<\/p>\n

25. Aqu\u00ed tienes la prueba de que mis selfies son mejores que los tuyos.<\/p>\n

26. I even take revenge on the ones who are of my class. So, don\u2019t worry.<\/strong><\/p>\n

27. Has soltado un diamante. Buena suerte recogiendo piedras.<\/p>\n

28. Dulce como el az\u00facar, fr\u00edo como el hielo, hi\u00e9reme una vez y te romper\u00e9 tres.<\/p>\n

29. Mi r\u00edmel es demasiado caro para llorar por chicos est\u00fapidos como t\u00fa.<\/p>\n

30. M\u00e1s buena que tu ex; mucho mejor que la pr\u00f3xima.<\/strong><\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: Citas atrevidas: La lista definitiva de frases y refranes atrevidos<\/a><\/p>\n

\"M\u00e1s<\/p>\n

Insultos Ruptura Citas salvajes para un ex<\/h2>\n

Si quieres calentar un poco las cosas y desahogarte, estos insultantes frases de ruptura <\/a> \u00a1son lo m\u00e1s adecuado para usted!<\/p>\n

1. Pareces algo que he dibujado con la mano izquierda.<\/p>\n

2. Bad luck you can\u2019t photoshop your personality.<\/p>\n

3. I was feeling dumb, but then I thought, \u201cAt least I\u2019m smarter than my ex.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. When a monkey puts on makeup, it’s still the same monkey. ??<\/p>\n

5. Hoy es el D\u00eda Nacional de los Animales. T\u00f3mate un momento para recordar a tu ex.<\/p>\n

6. La cabeza s\u00f3lo sirve para mantener las orejas separadas.<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. Ma\u00f1ana recogen la basura. Ser\u00e1 mejor que te prepares.<\/p>\n

8. Las lombrices de tierra adorar\u00edan a mi ex porque les encanta el barro y la suciedad.<\/p>\n

9. The degree of my ex\u2019s stupidity is enough to boil water.<\/p>\n

10. Si la estupidez fuera una profesi\u00f3n, mi ex ser\u00eda multimillonario.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Si<\/p>\n

11. Yo soy el agua de Fiji. T\u00fa eres agua de retrete.<\/p>\n

12. I\u2019m sorry you were offended when I called you a hoe. I didn\u2019t know it was a secret.<\/p>\n

13. When I\u2019m angry, I make ugly cartoonish images of people, and I guess God was in the same mood when he made you.<\/p>\n

14. It\u2019s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.<\/strong><\/p>\n

15. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it really works.<\/p>\n

16. Si me tragara los trozos de scrabble y los vomitara, seguir\u00eda siendo una declaraci\u00f3n mejor que las palabras que dices.<\/p>\n

17. Espejos<\/b> don\u2019t lie, and lucky for you, they don\u2019t laugh.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. How am I supposed to forget you when every time I go outside, I see things that remind me of you… like garbage cans and dog shit?<\/p>\n

19. Eres como un pedo. Tu presencia apesta.<\/p>\n

20. Let\u2019s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first.<\/strong><\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: Las 120 mejores ideas para un selfie en el espejo que no querr\u00e1s perderte<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Digamos<\/p>\n

Citas divertidas y atrevidas para un ex<\/h2>\n

Y aqu\u00ed tienes una lista de frases divertidas sobre ex que seguro que te har\u00e1n re\u00edr.<\/p>\n

1. I’m not tu odiador<\/a>. I\u2019m just not necessarily excited about your existence.<\/p>\n

2. Mi ex es la prueba viviente de lo est\u00fapida que puedo llegar a ser.<\/p>\n

3. Algunas personas s\u00f3lo necesitan chocar los cinco. En la cara. Con una silla.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. My ex? Yeah, I\u2019d still hit that. Except, this time, it would be with a car or a baseball bat.<\/p>\n

5. Don\u2019t cry because it\u2019s over; smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.<\/strong><\/p>\n

6. If I ever get a genie, I\u2019d ask him to turn you into a donkey\u2026 the real you.<\/p>\n

7. All I\u2019m saying is I\u2019ve never seen my ex and satan in the same room.<\/p>\n

8. Espero que se te rompa el aire acondicionado este verano.<\/strong><\/p>\n

9. En mi coraz\u00f3n no hay sitio para ti, pero en el maletero de mi coche s\u00ed.<\/p>\n

10. What doesn\u2019t kill you disappoints me.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Lo<\/p>\n

11. Algunas personas siempre merecen que les chocemos los cinco en la cara.<\/p>\n

12. I\u2019m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.<\/p>\n

13. I echo de menos mi <\/b>ex-novio<\/b><\/a> como un hombre rico echa de menos los d\u00edas en que era pobre. Los recuerda con cari\u00f1o, pero nunca querr\u00eda volver all\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. I’ve got one less problem without you.<\/p>\n

15. It\u2019s not you. It\u2019s that I finally realize you\u2019re terrible.<\/p>\n

16. \u00bfCa\u00edste del cielo? Porque tambi\u00e9n lo hizo Satan\u00e1s.<\/p>\n

17. El D\u00eda Mundial del Ex se celebra el 11 de enero, d\u00eda de los animales.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. Mi novia dijo que quer\u00eda que me pareciera m\u00e1s a su ex. As\u00ed que la dej\u00e9.<\/p>\n

19. La mejor venganza contra una mujer que te roba a tu hombre es dejar que se lo quede.<\/p>\n

20. Llor\u00e9 cuando me dejaste, pero me re\u00ed cuando vi por qu\u00e9 me dejaste.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Llor\u00e9<\/p>\n

21. I accidentally bumped into my ex today\u2026With my car\u2026at 60mph\u2026on purpose.<\/p>\n

22. My ex-boyfriend\u2019s Facebook status said, \u201cSuicidal and standing on the edge\u201d\u2026So I poked him.<\/p>\n

23. Don\u2019t cry because it\u2019s over; smile because that asshole is finally someone else\u2019s problem.<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. Definici\u00f3n de Ex? = Gracias por la EXperiencia. Nuestro tiempo ha EXpirado. \u00a1Ahora EXIT mi vida!<\/p>\n

25. Me encanta el sonido que haces cuando te callas.<\/p>\n

26. Hace tanto calor fuera que casi llamo a mi ex para poder estar cerca de algo sombr\u00edo.<\/strong><\/p>\n

27. La gente como t\u00fa es la raz\u00f3n por la que tenemos dedos medios.<\/p>\n

28. Si estuviera destinado a ser controlado, habr\u00eda venido con un mando a distancia.<\/p>\n

29. \u00a1Ojal\u00e1 el fin de semana llegara tan r\u00e1pido como mi ex novio!<\/p>\n

30. Whoever said money can\u2019t buy happiness clearly never paid for a divorce.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Quien<\/p>\n

31. Creo mucho en el karma, pero si el karma no te golpea, lo har\u00e9 yo.<\/p>\n

32. El silencio es oro. La cinta adhesiva es de plata.<\/p>\n

33. Ever looked at your ex and wondered, \u201cWas I drunk the entire relationship?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

34. Mi ex ten\u00eda un h\u00e1bito muy molesto: respirar.<\/p>\n

35. Our breakup was due to religious differences; she thought she was God, and I didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n

36. Hermano, tienes toda una vida para ser est\u00fapido. T\u00f3mate un d\u00eda libre.<\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 193 frases y refranes divertidos sobre el amor que har\u00e1n que te mees en los pantalones <\/a><\/p>\n

Savage Ex Mejor Amigo Citas<\/h2>\n

Tambi\u00e9n encontr\u00e9 unas cuantas citas bastante salvajes sobre ex mejores amigos y decid\u00ed que tambi\u00e9n formaran parte de esta colecci\u00f3n<\/em>. As\u00ed que, si quieres enviar a tus ex (falsos) amigos un mensaje a trav\u00e9s de Insta, esto es lo que necesitas.<\/p>\n

1. Don\u2019t test me. I have screenshots.<\/p>\n

2. No es mi trabajo desenmascarar a los falsos. A su debido tiempo se desenmascaran a s\u00ed mismos.<\/p>\n

3. Falsos amigos<\/b><\/a> son como monedas de un c\u00e9ntimo. No valen nada y tienen dos caras.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. El que m\u00e1s te odia puede ser tu mejor amigo. La gente finge bien.<\/p>\n

5. Algunas personas son tan jodidamente falsas...<\/p>\n

6. \u201cGente falsa<\/b><\/a> are like costume jewelry: They look great for a while, then all of a sudden, their true selves ‘shine’ thru.\u201d \u2015 Nitya Prakash<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. Bitch, I wanna slap you, but I don\u2019t know which face.<\/p>\n

8. Let them keep underestimating you because you\u2019ll have more than enough knowledge to embarrass them.<\/p>\n

9. My mother always told me to put things back where I found them… So I\u2019m about to put this bitch in her place.<\/p>\n

10. It\u2019s funny how you\u2019re nice to my face. It\u2019s hilarious how you talk s*** behind my back. And it\u2019s downright comical that you think I\u2019m unaware.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Es<\/p>\n

11. Not one scar on my heart came from an enemy. They all came from people who \u201clove\u201d me.<\/p>\n

12. I\u2019m sarcastic only because punching people would be an offense.<\/p>\n

13. Se\u00f1or, prot\u00e9geme de mis amigos; puedo cuidarme de mis enemigos.<\/p>\n

14. Si mentir fuera un trabajo, algunos de mis ex amigos ser\u00edan multimillonarios.<\/strong><\/p>\n

15. Don\u2019t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.<\/p>\n

16. Son como sombras, esos falsos amigos. Cuando est\u00e1s al sol, est\u00e1n a tu alrededor, y cuando necesitas entrar en la oscuridad, te abandonan inmediatamente.<\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 130+ Frases de falsos amigos que te ayudar\u00e1n a separarte y seguir adelante<\/a><\/p>\n

Palabras finales<\/h2>\n

Espero que te guste esta colecci\u00f3n de citas salvajes ex y eligi\u00f3 la cita m\u00e1s badass que se pon celosa a tu ex<\/a>. But trust me, whichever you choose, it\u2019ll definitely make them regret losing you.<\/em><\/p>\n

Puedes usarlos como tu biograf\u00eda de Instagram o para tu Pies de foto de Instagram<\/a>; it absolutely doesn\u2019t matter. The important thing is that it\u2019ll have the same effect…<\/p>\n

It\u2019ll show your ex that you\u2019re moving on with your life and that you\u2019ve never been happier.<\/strong> Y eso, amigo m\u00edo, es lo que les volver\u00e1 completamente locos.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Do you want to send your ex a sassy message to make them understand what they\u2019ve lost but don\u2019t want it to be direct? Then, trust me, there is no better way to do it than via social media. I found the most badass and savage ex quotes online and put them into this huge…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":147314,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29657],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-quotes"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29657,"label":"quotes"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/The-Badass-List-Of-197-Savage-Ex-Quotes-And-Captions-1024x684.jpg",1024,684,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Martha Sullivan","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/author\/martha-sullivan\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29657,"name":"quotes","slug":"quotes","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29657,"taxonomy":"category","description":"Collection of quotes: These inspirational words of wisdom perfectly capture the essence of love and life with all their challenges, beauty, ups and downs.\r\n","parent":29651,"count":213,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29657,"category_count":213,"category_description":"Collection of quotes: These inspirational words of wisdom perfectly capture the essence of love and life with all their challenges, beauty, ups and downs.\r\n","cat_name":"quotes","category_nicename":"quotes","category_parent":29651}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=147294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147294\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/147314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=147294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=147294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=147294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}