{"id":151083,"date":"2022-05-19T10:05:29","date_gmt":"2022-05-19T10:05:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=151083"},"modified":"2022-09-07T19:56:34","modified_gmt":"2022-09-07T19:56:34","slug":"frases-para-ligar-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/frases-para-ligar-2\/","title":{"rendered":"118 frases encantadoras, divertidas y cursis para ligar con una enfermera"},"content":{"rendered":"

Have you fallen for your nurse? Surprisingly, that\u2019s really not a rare case scenario. It happens very often. Now, do you not know how to approach them and let them know you\u2019re interested? Here\u2019s something that might help you…<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve gathered some good nurse pick-up lines online and put them in this collection. I hope you\u2019ll like it, and more importantly, I hope you\u2019ll gather the strength to use them on your crush.<\/em><\/p>\n

Trust me, all of them (well, maybe except the cheesy ones) won\u2019t leave them indifferent, that\u2019s for sure. If you want to text them on social media, you can also choose an appropriate meme that will go with your text, and a reply is guaranteed.<\/p>\n

Dulces y coquetas frases para ligar con una enfermera<\/h2>\n

\"dos<\/p>\n

1. \u00bfEs eso un estetoscopio alrededor de tu cuello? Creo que me ha dado un vuelco el coraz\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

2. I hope you passed CPR because you\u2019re taking my breath away.<\/p>\n

3. \u00a1Deja de ser tan dulce! Me puede dar diabetes.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Cuando pienso en ti, mi sangre se vuelve roja, mi cianosis hace que las puntas de mis dedos se vuelvan azules, y yo padecer taquicardia<\/a>.<\/p>\n

5. \u00bfTienes hipopotasemia? Porque me haces sentir d\u00e9bil en las rodillas.<\/p>\n

6. \u00a1Soy hemof\u00edlico por ti porque pintas mi ciudad de rojo!<\/p>\n

7. Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, \u201cTe quiero<\/a>!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. I think I\u2019m developing tics. I just can\u2019t help but wink at you.<\/p>\n

9. La sangre es roja, la cianosis es azul y tengo taquicardia cuando piensa en ti<\/a>.<\/p>\n

10. I think I need some vitamin \u2018U\u2019!<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Are you lost, ma\u2019am? Because heaven is a long way from here.<\/p>\n

12. \u00bfEres un quiasma \u00f3ptico? Porque has dado la vuelta a mi mundo.<\/p>\n

13. I don\u2019t know if I want to get better if it means never seeing you again.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Haces que mi coraz\u00f3n se acelere como un goteo de epinefrina.<\/p>\n

15. Does your left eye hurt? Because you\u2019ve been looking right all day.<\/p>\n

16. You are my iodine, lithium, potassium, einsteinium, and uranium. Because \u201cI LIKE U.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

17. \u00bfEstoy muerto? \u00a1Seguramente debo estarlo porque veo un \u00e1ngel!<\/p>\n

18. Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.<\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 300 frases rom\u00e1nticas para ligar que le derretir\u00e1n el coraz\u00f3n<\/a><\/p>\n

Las mejores frases para ligar para enfermeras<\/h2>\n

\"dos<\/p>\n

1. (Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?<\/p>\n

2. You must be the one for me\u2026 Since my selectively permeable membrane lets you through.<\/p>\n

3. Cuando entraste por la puerta, tu belleza me golpe\u00f3 tan fuerte que tengo priapismo por todo el trauma.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. El enfisema resopla de color rosa, la bronquitis cr\u00f3nica te pone azul, pero ninguna EPOC me deja tan sin aliento como a ti.<\/p>\n

5. Ojal\u00e1 me llamara Adenine para que me emparejaran con U.<\/p>\n

6. I don\u2019t think I\u2019m fine. My heart just skipped a beat because of you.<\/p>\n

7. Can I call you pia mater? Cause you\u2019re always on my mind.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Can I borrow your stethoscope? I think I’m having a heart attack.<\/p>\n

9. \u00bfEres enfermera cardiaca? Desde que te vi, algo extra\u00f1o ha estado pasando dentro de mi pecho. Necesito que alguien cuide de mi coraz\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

10. \u00bfTienes un inhalador? Porque me has dejado sin aliento.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you\u2019re making me drool.<\/p>\n

12. Tengo TDAH, y t\u00fa eres mi Ritalin porque haces que quiera comportarme y centrar mi atenci\u00f3n en ti.<\/p>\n

13. Are you epinephrine? \u2018Cause you make my heart race.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. \u00bfMe est\u00e1s haciendo la maniobra de Valsalva? Porque acabas de hacer que mi coraz\u00f3n deje de latir durante un rato.<\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 12 cosas a tener en cuenta al salir con una enfermera<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

L\u00edneas de ligue para enfermeros<\/h2>\n

\"dos<\/p>\n

1. \u00a1Necesito atenci\u00f3n m\u00e9dica! Me he hecho mucho da\u00f1o al caer por ti.<\/p>\n

2. Can you check my heartbeat? I think it\u2019s beating too fast because of you.<\/p>\n

3. \u00bfEso que llevas en los pantalones es un mango de laringoscopio o es que te alegras de verme?<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Haces que mis niveles de dopamina se pongan tontos.<\/p>\n

5. You\u2019re in the wrong profession. You shouldn\u2019t be a nurse. You should be my husband.<\/p>\n

6. \u00bfCree usted en amor a primera vista<\/a>\u00bfo tengo que pasar de nuevo?<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. I\u2019m diagnosing you to see if you\u2019d make un buen novio<\/a>.<\/p>\n

8. You take care of me so well; I\u2019m sure you will be a good dad to our kids.<\/p>\n

9. I guess they hired you because you bring in more patients; you’re just too hot!<\/p>\n

10. Deber\u00edamos estudiar algo de anatom\u00eda juntos.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Creo que mi nervio vestibulococlear est\u00e1 da\u00f1ado. Sigo enamor\u00e1ndome de ti.<\/p>\n

12. Are you PGE2? Because you\u2019re so hot you gave me a fever.<\/p>\n

13. You\u2019re burning me because you\u2019re too hot.<\/p>\n

14. Mi cuerpo entra en RAAS cada vez que te veo. (sistema renina-angiotensina-aldosterona)<\/strong><\/p>\n

15. \u00bfEs usted una reacci\u00f3n exot\u00e9rmica<\/a>? Porque esparces tu sensualidad por todas partes.<\/p>\n

16. I think you should take your temperature instead of me because you\u2019re looking very hot.<\/p>\n

L\u00edneas de ligue divertidas para enfermeras<\/h2>\n

\"enfermeras<\/p>\n

1. I\u2019m not an organ donor, but I\u2019d give you my heart anytime.<\/p>\n

2. Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I\u2019m falling all over the place for you.<\/p>\n

3. Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you\u2019re making me breathless.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Are your legs tired? You\u2019ve been running through my mind ALL day long.<\/p>\n

5. Are you my appendix? Because I don\u2019t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.<\/p>\n

6. \u00a1Sent\u00ed que se mov\u00eda! \u00a1Pens\u00e9 que nunca estar\u00eda vivo despu\u00e9s de una d\u00e9cada de paz!<\/p>\n

7. Creo que sufres de falta de vitamina I.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Do you have my other lung? Because I\u2019ve been LUNG-ing for you.<\/p>\n

9. Let\u2019s exchange genetic information!<\/p>\n

10. Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? \u2018Cause you\u2019re sending shocks straight to my heart.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"dos<\/p>\n

11. \u00bfRespiras ox\u00edgeno? Tenemos mucho en com\u00fan.<\/p>\n

12. Is your name osteoporosis? Because you\u2019re giving me a serious bone condition.<\/p>\n

13. Me encanta c\u00f3mo me haces vasodilatar.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. It\u2019s better for you if I switch nurses because it\u2019s not moral to date me while I\u2019m still your patient.<\/p>\n

15. \u00bfTienes una tirita? Creo que me rasp\u00e9 la rodilla al caer por ti.<\/p>\n

16. \u00bfFuimos juntos a la escuela? Juro que pude ver tenemos qu\u00edmica<\/a>.<\/p>\n

17. That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn\u2019t coming from an artery.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. I\u2019ve heard the only way to feel safe at night is to sleep with a nurse.<\/p>\n

19. Donde hay pulso, hay oportunidad.<\/p>\n

20. Si necesitas estudiar anatom\u00eda, puedo ayudarte con los huesos.<\/strong><\/p>\n

L\u00edneas de ligue cursis para enfermeras<\/h2>\n

\"enfermero<\/p>\n

1. \u00bfTienes EPOC? Porque me quitas el alma.<\/p>\n

2. You\u2019ve got beautiful veins.<\/p>\n

3. I\u2019m no organ donor, but I\u2019d be happy to give you my heart.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. You\u2019ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?<\/p>\n

5. Desear\u00eda ser tu arteria coronaria, para poder envolver tu coraz\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

6. Tengo mi propia cama multiposicional.<\/p>\n

7. I can do rapid clothing removal so fast that you\u2019d be amazed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. \u00bfPuedes adivinar qu\u00e9 cosa tiene 148 dientes y retiene al incre\u00edble Hulk?
\n\u00bfC\u00f3mo?
\nMi cremallera. \u00bfEst\u00e1s listo?<\/p>\n

9. Hey girl, you\u2019re like a car accident because I can\u2019t look away.<\/p>\n

10. My adductor isn\u2019t the only thing that\u2019s longus.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Get your head under there; you know where it\u2019s at.<\/p>\n

12. \u00bfPuedes ense\u00f1arme a hacerme el boca a boca?<\/p>\n

13. \u00bfRecibi\u00f3 clases de anatom\u00eda cuando era estudiante de enfermer\u00eda?<\/strong>
\nPor supuesto.<\/strong>
\n\u00a1Genial! \u00bfTe gustar\u00eda seguir estudiando anatom\u00eda humana, conmigo, en mi habitaci\u00f3n?<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Se\u00f1or, por favor, abra un poco m\u00e1s las piernas.
\nI\u2019m the one who should be asking you that.<\/p>\n

15. My love for you is like diarrhea. I can\u2019t hold it in.<\/p>\n

\"dos<\/p>\n

16. I am developing astigmatism. But when I\u2019m with you, I can see clearer.<\/strong><\/p>\n

17. I can’t wait to come to your office and take down my pants.<\/p>\n

18. Hey, don\u2019t stress about pharmacology. Love is the only drug we\u2019ll need.<\/p>\n

19. Are you my SA node? I can\u2019t live without you because you are why my heart keeps beating.<\/p>\n

20. I don’t want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they’re a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.<\/strong><\/p>\n

21. It\u2019s so nice that you smell so good in a place so depressing.<\/p>\n

22. Yo soy actina y t\u00fa eres mi miosina porque juntos pasamos desliz\u00e1ndonos.<\/p>\n

23. Are you one of my kidneys? Because I could live without you, but I\u2019d still like to have you inside me.<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. Look, I\u2019m dying here! I need a life! Please lower your standards and go out with me if you want me to survive.<\/p>\n

25. Mi amor por ti arde m\u00e1s fuerte que mi infecci\u00f3n urinaria.<\/p>\n

26. I don\u2019t feel off anymore every time I see you because you turn me right on.<\/p>\n

27. No, that’s not an epi-pen in my pants. I\u2019m just happy to see you.<\/strong><\/p>\n

28. Perdone, creo que se le ha ca\u00eddo algo: la mand\u00edbula.<\/p>\n

29. \u00bfEres enfermera? Porque me cur\u00f3 la disfunci\u00f3n er\u00e9ctil.<\/p>\n

Las mejores frases de ligue para m\u00e9dicos<\/h2>\n

\"enfermeras<\/p>\n

1. Let\u2019s play health care reform. I\u2019ll be the nurse, and you can be the doctor.<\/p>\n

2. As someone as good as you at listening to hearts, you certainly aren\u2019t listening to yours to go out with me.<\/p>\n

3. No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you as a medic can\u2026 Wanna play?<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Mi repentina arritmia cardiaca prolongada me dice que te quiero.<\/p>\n

5. Cr\u00e9eme, as\u00ed es como se hac\u00edan las mamograf\u00edas en los viejos tiempos.<\/p>\n

6. Hey, baby. Are you medullary thyroid carcinoma? Because I\u2019m a pheochromocytoma, which means we are MEN2B.<\/p>\n

7. \u00bfEs s\u00f3lo mi olfato o hueles realmente bien?<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. \u00bfEres un aneurisma de bayas? Porque me dan ganas de darte un ataque.<\/p>\n

9. Hey nena, \u00bfquieres jugar con mi cuerpo cavernoso?<\/p>\n

10. I\u2019m scared to have one apple a day because I don\u2019t want you to go away.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"enfermero<\/p>\n

11. Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with me; I\u2019m an EMT.<\/p>\n

12. Can you be my proximal because I don\u2019t want to be distal to you.<\/p>\n

13. Are you Broca\u2019s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.<\/p>\n

14. I\u2019m a doctor, and I have just diagnosed you with a-cute smile.<\/strong><\/p>\n

15. Wanna play \u2018Doctor, Doctor\u2019?<\/p>\n

16. Ojal\u00e1 fuera un Trypanosoma cruzi para poder vivir en tu coraz\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

17. \u00bfSabes que t\u00fa eres sodio y yo soy H2O? Porque donde t\u00fa vas, yo voy.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. You must be the cure for Alzheimer\u2019s because you\u2019re unforgettable.<\/p>\n

19. Girl, you better be taking your folic acid because I\u2019m definitely getting you pregnant.<\/p>\n

20. I\u2019m a medic. I know your body better than you do!<\/strong><\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 154 frases para ligar con qu\u00edmica para impresionar a las mujeres inteligentes<\/a><\/p>\n

Palabras finales<\/h2>\n

\"enfermera<\/p>\n

Whether they\u2019re a co-worker, a registered nurse who took care of you while you were in hospital, or someone you\u2019ve met on Tinder or social media, believe me, these nurse pick-up lines will work their magic.<\/p>\n

It\u2019ll make your nurse fall for you because it\u2019s inevitable.<\/em> Para ser sinceros, \u00bfqui\u00e9n podr\u00eda resistirse a unas frases tan ingeniosas, encantadoras y divertidas, verdad?<\/p>\n

Ahora todo depende de ti. Tienes las palabras adecuadas; todo lo que necesitas ahora es coraje y confianza.<\/strong>. If you manage to gather those, you\u2019ll have your own personal nurse for the rest of your life.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Have you fallen for your nurse? Surprisingly, that\u2019s really not a rare case scenario. It happens very often. Now, do you not know how to approach them and let them know you\u2019re interested? Here\u2019s something that might help you… I\u2019ve gathered some good nurse pick-up lines online and put them in this collection. I hope…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":151094,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29652],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-messages"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29652,"label":"messages"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/118-Charming-Funny-And-Cheesy-Nurse-Pick-Up-Lines-1024x684.jpg",1024,684,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy Nicholson","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29652,"name":"messages","slug":"messages","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29652,"taxonomy":"category","description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","parent":29651,"count":96,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29652,"category_count":96,"category_description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","cat_name":"messages","category_nicename":"messages","category_parent":29651}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151083\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/151094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}