{"id":151608,"date":"2022-05-25T14:01:46","date_gmt":"2022-05-25T14:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=151608"},"modified":"2022-05-25T14:01:46","modified_gmt":"2022-05-25T14:01:46","slug":"chistes-sobre-cumplir-30-anos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/chistes-sobre-cumplir-30-anos\/","title":{"rendered":"Los 100 mejores y m\u00e1s divertidos chistes sobre cumplir 30 a\u00f1os"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00bfAlguien a quien quieres y aprecias mucho cumple 30 a\u00f1os y se siente mal por ello? \u00bfSiente que deber\u00eda estar de luto por su cumplea\u00f1os en lugar de celebrarlo?<\/p>\n

You need to help them snap out of it and make them understand that the thirties are a very important milestone in every person\u2019s life.<\/em> Deber\u00edas destacar los lados buenos de esa tercera d\u00e9cada y hacerles re\u00edr con algunos chistes superdivertidos sobre cumplir 30 a\u00f1os.<\/p>\n

To help you out, I\u2019ve found some funny jokes and the best puns online about turning 30 and put them into this collection here. You can find a funny meme that will go with it, and there you\u2019ll have it \u2013 the funniest and most unique 30th birthday card\/message.<\/p>\n

Divertidos deseos de cumplea\u00f1os y chistes sobre cumplir 30 a\u00f1os<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

1. I wanted to get you a birthday cake, but I couldn\u2019t afford that many candles! Have a good one anyway!<\/p>\n

2. Your 30s \u2013 one decade closer to having dinner at 5 p.m.<\/p>\n

3. Don\u2019t feel down. 30 years old is only 120 months older than 20, and it\u2019s going to be almost the same \u2013 just subtract 90% of the fun.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Nada cambia cuando pasas de los treinta, excepto que tienes que sustituir tu crema hidratante por una crema antiedad.<\/p>\n

5. \u00bfVas a cumplir 30 a\u00f1os? La buena noticia es que ahora puedes permitirte una botella de vino $10.<\/p>\n

6. Bienvenida a la treintena: donde todas tus amigas tienen beb\u00e9s, te duelen partes del cuerpo sin motivo y dormirte a las 9 de la noche es tu rutina habitual, incluso los fines de semana.<\/p>\n

7. Bienvenido a la treintena, donde cada fin de semana es un baby shower y las resacas duran dos d\u00edas.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. No more wondering if you should be out at a club. Now it\u2019s at home with wine and pizza.<\/p>\n

9. It could be worse. You could be turning 31\u2026<\/p>\n

10. Here’s to being 30! Where a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. When high schoolers start looking like preschoolers to you\u2026 you might be a 30-year-old. Happy birthday!<\/p>\n

12. Ugh. Your thirties\u2026 when your friends from high school don\u2019t invite you to their kids\u2019 birthday parties anymore.<\/p>\n

13. ‘You’re still a rockstar,’ I whisper to myself as I take my multivitamin and climb into bed at 9:45.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Puede que tu vida por fin est\u00e9 en orden, pero tu cuerpo se est\u00e1 desmoronando.<\/p>\n

15. Congratulations on being one year closer to a senior citizen\u2019s discount for all your tickets.<\/p>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

16. People are like, ‘I’m engaged!’ ‘I’m getting married!’ and I’m like, ‘Damn, I’m turning 30!’<\/p>\n

17. Look on the bright side, at least you don\u2019t have to dread turning 30 anymore.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. The biggest difference between your 20s and 30s is that your body doesn\u2019t bounce back as quickly, so be nice to yourself! Happy 30th birthday!<\/p>\n

19. Bienvenido a la treintena. El ibuprofeno es un desayuno aceptable.<\/p>\n

20. When someone says ‘ten years ago,’ I think about the 90s, not the 2010s.<\/strong><\/p>\n

21. 30s life hack: Pon tu cafetera Nespresso al lado de la cama.<\/p>\n

22. Turning 30 is as easy as jumping rope\u2026 if the rope were covered in hard metal spikes, you were barefoot, and the ground was covered in hot lava.<\/p>\n

23. How can you say we are old after 30?? We just became women! Like anyone took us seriously in our 20s… pshhh.<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. La vida antes de los 30 es para cometer errores, y la vida despu\u00e9s de los 30, es para arrepentirse de todos ellos.<\/p>\n

25. Your 30s \u2013 where if you don\u2019t get 8 hours of sleep one night, you\u2019ll pay for it for a week.<\/p>\n

26. Tendr\u00e9 29 hasta nuevo aviso.<\/p>\n

27. Whoa, you’re 30. 10,948 days since you fell out of a vagina. If you feel old, just think about how old the vagina is.<\/strong><\/p>\n

28. In dog years, you’d be getting closer to your death.<\/p>\n

Refranes y juegos de palabras de 30 cumplea\u00f1os<\/h2>\n

\"linda<\/p>\n

1. Cumplir 30 es como: Puedo sentir c\u00f3mo me pudro.<\/p>\n

2. Demasiado mayor para TikTok, demasiado joven para Life Alert.<\/p>\n

3. 30 is still young\u2026er that 31.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. La vida no s\u00f3lo empieza a los 30, sino que tambi\u00e9n empieza a notarse.<\/p>\n

5. Thirties? More like the \u201churties.\u201d Strange little pains that somehow invade your knees, back, and occasionally your digestive system. They seem to be immune to prayer and wishful thinking.<\/p>\n

6. 30: Cuando las cosas que dijo tu madre empiezan a tener sentido.<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. 30 son los nuevos 20* *nadie lo ha dicho nunca.<\/p>\n

8. You\u2019ll never be trusted by a teenager again. You\u2019re officially too old to trust.<\/p>\n

Chistes divertidos pero dulces de 30 cumplea\u00f1os<\/h2>\n

\"linda<\/p>\n

1. If you think about it this way, you\u2019re only 21 years and 3,285 days old. Happy 30th birthday!<\/p>\n

2. Don\u2019t think of it as turning 30. We\u2019re here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your 20th birthday.<\/p>\n

3. 30s life hack: Feed the cat before it starts meowing so you get a good night’s sleep.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. If you\u2019re this depressed now, what are you going to do when in ten years, you hit the big 4-0 mark? Come on. I\u2019ll even help you blow out all these candles. Happy 30th birthday.<\/p>\n

5. Forget parties, gym memberships, and makeup. It\u2019s time to spend all your money on cats, dogs, and children! Happy 30th bday!<\/p>\n

6. You\u2019re 30 years old? You\u2019re 3 perfect 10s! Happy birthday.<\/p>\n

7. Today, you are approximately eleven thousand, one-hundred and seventy-five and a half days old! Now, 30 doesn’t sound so bad, does it?<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Happy birthday! Don\u2019t worry about turning 30. You can say you\u2019re 29 for several more years, and people will believe it!<\/p>\n

9. I’m 30, but I still feel like I’m 20…until I hang out with 20-year-olds. Then I’m like, no, never mind, I’m 30.<\/p>\n

10. Aren\u2019t you a little glad to be out of the turbulent 20s? Make way for a superior decade! Happy 30th!<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Try not to think of it as 30 candles. It\u2019s really just 15 candles per lung, and you\u2019re not old unless you can\u2019t blow them all out in one breath.\u201d<\/p>\n

12. You’re turning 29 again?! You freak of nature.<\/p>\n

13. I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Feliz primer aniversario de tu 29 cumplea\u00f1os.<\/p>\n

15. A los trece, eras oficialmente un adolescente. A los veintiuno, eras oficialmente un adulto. Pero a los treinta, eres extraoficialmente viejo. Feliz treinta cumplea\u00f1os.<\/p>\n

16. Your 20s might have just abandoned you, but at least you can take solace in the fact that you have now entered your 30s and not your 40s. Don\u2019t feel bad. Enjoy today!<\/strong><\/p>\n

17. One good thing about turning 30: you\u2019re not turning 40.<\/p>\n

Divertidos mensajes de 30 cumplea\u00f1os<\/h2>\n

\"chica<\/p>\n

1. La cuenta atr\u00e1s para su crisis de mediana edad<\/a> acaba de empezar. Tick tock tick tock. Feliz 30 cumplea\u00f1os.<\/p>\n

2. Una vez cumplidos los 30, deber\u00edas borrar tus redes sociales. Cr\u00e9eme, este es un favor enorme, enorme. Todo ir\u00e1 cuesta abajo a partir de aqu\u00ed.<\/p>\n

3. Congratulations on reaching Level Thirty! You might want to save your progress \u2013 it gets waaaay harder from here.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. En tus 20 a\u00f1os has aprendido mucho, has crecido como persona y te has divertido un mont\u00f3n. Sigue as\u00ed. Ah, \u00a1y feliz cumplea\u00f1os!<\/p>\n

5. Ya eres oficialmente un adulto maduro y responsable. Esto significa que tambi\u00e9n tienes que empezar a comportarte como tal. Feliz 30 cumplea\u00f1os de parte de todos nosotros.<\/p>\n

6. Wow, you\u2019re 30 now. There\u2019s no better time in your life to celebrate with friends or family\u2026except if you\u2019re 29 or younger. Happy 30th.<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. I\u2019m sorry you won\u2019t be able to watch a full TV show past 8 p.m., even on a Friday, and you probably won\u2019t be able to hang out with friends as much since all of them are pregnant. But, hey, look at the positive side. You\u2019re finally considered an actual adult! Best wishes on your special day, and happy 30th birthday!<\/p>\n

8. Feliz Cumplea\u00f1os<\/a> to someone who wasn’t welcomed into the world by a tweet or status update.<\/p>\n

9. Feliz 30 cumplea\u00f1os, s\u00f3lo 35 a\u00f1os m\u00e1s de trabajo y podr\u00e1s jubilarte.<\/p>\n

10. A tu edad, Mark Zuckerberg, fundador de Facebook, ya era multimillonario. Puede que no tengas un mont\u00f3n de pasta como Zuckerberg, pero tienes muchas cosas de las que puedes estar orgulloso, como el hecho de que exist\u00edas antes de que naciera su Facebook. Feliz cumplea\u00f1os.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Just because you have turned 30 and officially become an old man\/woman doesn\u2019t mean you can\u2019t put on your 30th birthday party hat and enjoy this special day. Happy birthday.<\/p>\n

12. Have fun waking up at 6 a.m. every morning to drop your kids off at school, unless you tell them to take the bus \u2013 in that case, have fun sleeping in and feeling guilty!<\/p>\n

13. Welcome to the age your childhood self couldn’t even fathom. Happy 30th.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Welcome to 30! The age when you should know better but really don\u2019t!<\/p>\n

15. Rel\u00e1jate, tus 30 son como tus 20, excepto que aparentas 10 a\u00f1os m\u00e1s y todo es un poco menos divertido.<\/p>\n

\"chica<\/p>\n

16. Don’t think of it as turning 30. Think of it as being old.<\/p>\n

17. Have fun on your birthday, but don\u2019t get too crazy. Remember that you can\u2019t blame your irresponsible behavior on \u201cbeing in your 20s\u201d anymore.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. Oh, you\u2019re 30? One drink means 3 days of a hangover.<\/p>\n

19. You’re 30! From now on, if you get pregnant, people will assume you did it on purpose.<\/p>\n

20. Enhorabuena, ahora tienes 30 excusas para dejar que alguien m\u00e1s joven que t\u00fa levante algo pesado.<\/strong><\/p>\n

21. Bienvenido a los 30, cuando sabes un poco m\u00e1s que a los 20. \u00a1Felices 30!<\/p>\n

22. Disfruta de tu 30 cumplea\u00f1os, si es que eso es posible.<\/p>\n

23. Enhorabuena por cumplir treinta a\u00f1os. A partir de ahora, la vida consiste menos en saber cu\u00e1ntos a\u00f1os tienes y m\u00e1s en creer lo joven que te sientes. Feliz cumplea\u00f1os.<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. If you weren’t my best friend, I would tell you how dreadful it is to turn thirty. But since you are, I don’t want to spoil the party.<\/p>\n

25. \u00a1Bienvenidos a los 30! Para que lo sepas, las partes del cuerpo empiezan a doler sin motivo.<\/p>\n

26. Don’t worry about turning 30. You’ll get used to it. Of course, you’ll be 40 by then.<\/p>\n

27. \u00a1Feliz 30 cumplea\u00f1os! Que tus 20 a\u00f1os descansen en perfecta paz.<\/strong><\/p>\n

28. Turning thirty is the moment when you are old enough to understand life\u2019s bigger responsibilities but young enough to shirk some of them while you still can. Happy 30th.<\/p>\n

29. Don\u2019t let anyone tell you you\u2019re old just because you\u2019re turning 30. I want to be the one to do that.<\/p>\n

30. Happy 30th bday! If you were a card, you’d be an antique!<\/strong><\/p>\n

31. I can\u2019t believe it took you thirty years to grow up. Better late than never, though. Happy 30th birthday.<\/p>\n

Citas divertidas de 30 cumplea\u00f1os<\/h2>\n

\"chica<\/p>\n

1. \u201cI remember the good old days when I was 30, and all my kids were shorter than me.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/p>\n

2. \u201cWhen I got into my 30s, and especially when I became a parent, my concept of \u2018fun\u2019 changed, becoming less likely to involve people getting high or hammered or naked, and more likely to involve balloon animals.\u201d \u2013 Dave Barry<\/p>\n

3. \u201cThirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.\u201d \u2013 C.S. Lewis<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. \u201cAt thirty, you can get flirty without being dirty.\u201d \u2013 Greg Tamblyn<\/p>\n

5. \u201cDon\u2019t worry about being 30. You\u2019ll get over it within a decade.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/p>\n

6. “Inside every thirty year old is an eighteen-year-old asking, ‘What happened?’\u201d \u2013 Ann Landers<\/p>\n

7. \u201cDoctors tell me I have the body of a thirty-year-old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen-year-old. If you’ve got both, you can play baseball.\u201d \u2013 Pete Rose<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. \u201cTime and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.\u201d \u2013 Robert Frost<\/p>\n

9. \u201cBeing 30 is no joke, but it can be a lot of laughs.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/p>\n

10. \u201cTurning 30? Age is just a number! False: Age is a word.\u201d \u2013 Dwight Shrute<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. \u201cI have never admitted that I am more than twenty-nine, or thirty at the most. Twenty-nine when there are pink shades, thirty when there are not.\u201d \u2013 Oscar Wilde<\/p>\n

12. \u201cThirty really sneaks up on you \u2013 kinda like a thong.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/strong><\/p>\n

13. \u201cWhen you turn 30, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.\u201d \u2013 Blair Sabol<\/p>\n

14. \u201cWhen you turn 21, you finally experience the freedom of full throttle. If you make it to 30, it means you\u2019ve discovered there\u2019s a brake pedal too.\u201d \u2013 Greg Tamblyn<\/p>\n

15. \u201cAfter 30, a body has a mind of its own.\u201d \u2013 Bette Midler<\/strong><\/p>\n

16. \u201cEveryone says 30-year-olds should settle down. I think I\u2019ve just settled.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/p>\n

Palabras finales<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

Ahora tienes todo lo que necesitas para escribir la tarjeta de felicitaci\u00f3n de cumplea\u00f1os m\u00e1s divertida. Si quieres enviar a un amigo una sencilla mensaje de cumplea\u00f1os<\/a> en las redes sociales, puedes encontrar un divertido meme de cumplea\u00f1os y enviarlo junto con tu texto.<\/p>\n

Y si necesitas una idea de regalo divertida para su 30 cumplea\u00f1os, puedes regalarle una camiseta personalizada con una de estas citas o chistes divertidos sobre cumplir 30 a\u00f1os. Les har\u00e1 re\u00edr y har\u00e1 que tu regalo sea \u00fanico.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m sure you\u2019ll make your loved one feel happy and loved on their special day. And that indeed is the most important thing in the world. Love and happiness…<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, is someone you love and care for deeply turning 30, and they feel bad about it? Do they feel like they should mourn their birthday instead of celebrate it? You need to help them snap out of it and make them understand that the thirties are a very important milestone in every person\u2019s life….<\/p>","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":151609,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29652],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-messages"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29652,"label":"messages"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/100-Best-And-Most-Hilarious-Jokes-About-Turning-30-1024x684.jpg",1024,684,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy Nicholson","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29652,"name":"messages","slug":"messages","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29652,"taxonomy":"category","description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","parent":29651,"count":96,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29652,"category_count":96,"category_description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","cat_name":"messages","category_nicename":"messages","category_parent":29651}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151608\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/151609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}