{"id":153040,"date":"2022-06-13T15:46:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-13T15:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=153040"},"modified":"2022-06-29T15:09:34","modified_gmt":"2022-06-29T15:09:34","slug":"como-hacer-que-sus-vecinos-se-muden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/como-hacer-que-sus-vecinos-se-muden\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00f3mo hacer que tus vecinos se muden: 27 ideas brillantes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Despu\u00e9s de tratar con varios malos vecinos, puedo confirmar que los vecinos amables y no molestos son un verdadero regalo de Dios. So, if you\u2019re wondering how to make your neighbors move, I offer you my humble assistance and experience with neighbors from hell!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Constant shouting and drama, loud music, revving engines in the small hours, turning other neighbors against you…<\/em><\/p>\n

These are some of the things I\u2019ve had to deal with while trying to work from home. Como siempre, mi marido es el tipo de hombre que piensa que todo se puede solucionar conversando.<\/strong><\/p>\n

So, I listened to him (and I totally regretted it). When your neighbors are the type of people you can\u2019t communicate with because they\u2019re not willing to cooperate, you are left with two options:<\/p>\n

1. Puedes moverte.<\/strong><\/p>\n

2. Puedes hacer que tus vecinos se muden.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I thought about these two options for some time, and I\u2019ve concluded the following: Why should the rest of my friendly neighbors and I move just because there are one or two neighbors who make our lives difficult?<\/p>\n

Creo que la soluci\u00f3n l\u00f3gica ser\u00eda que se mudaran, \u00bfno?<\/strong><\/p>\n

That\u2019s exactly how I solved my problem. ? It took me some time, but in the end, it worked! Hice que mis vecinos malos y ruidosos se mudaran, y ahora vivo una vida feliz y tranquila.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Since I\u2019m not a selfish person, today, I\u2019ll share with you all the tips and tricks on how to make your neighbors move (because you totally deserve to live in peace and harmony just like me)!<\/p>\n

C\u00f3mo hacer que sus vecinos se muden<\/h2>\n

From simple ideas to more serious ones, the following list of ways to make your neighbors move is an absolute gem and the only thing you\u2019ll ever need. So, here\u2019s how you can do it:<\/p>\n

1. S\u00e9 entrometido hasta la m\u00e9dula (y me refiero a entrometido de verdad)<\/h3>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

\u00bfSabes cu\u00e1l es la mejor forma de motivar a tus vecinos para que se muden? Hacerles sentir que no son bienvenidos, por supuesto.<\/p>\n

You\u2019ll do this by being overly nosy whenever you can. Te aseguro que tus nuevos vecinos perder\u00e1n la cabeza en cuanto empieces a hacerles montones de preguntas personales o a hablar demasiado de ti.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mientras lo haces, aseg\u00farate de elegir los hechos m\u00e1s aburridos de tu vida para que empiecen a suplicar al universo que dejes de hablar. Hablar de cosas totalmente irrelevantes e inc\u00f3modas como tus problemas de estre\u00f1imiento, etc. ?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh, there is more. You could do the constipation or diarrhea talk while they\u2019re having a snack. S\u00f3lo tienes que esperar a que vuelvan a casa del trabajo y bombardearles a preguntas.<\/strong><\/p>\n

(Lidiando con molestos y gente est\u00fapida<\/a> es un arte en s\u00ed mismo).<\/p>\n

Cuando cocines, p\u00eddeles con frecuencia que te presten algunos ingredientes que te falten para poder entrar en su casa y escanear todo lo que haya all\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

This is a perfect opportunity to figure out whether they\u2019re involved in illegal activities, which is another perfect way to get them to move \u201clegally.\u201d<\/p>\n

2. Las actividades ruidosas son tu mejor amigo<\/h3>\n

Si tus malos vecinos viven al lado, encima, debajo de ti o muy cerca, entonces las actividades ruidosas son tus mejores amigas.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know anyone who is immune to continual loud noise that is preferably played at the most inconvenient times. Here are a few noisy ideas that will teach you how to make your neighbors move without much effort:<\/p>\n

\u2022 A really noisy lawn mower at 7 am. (CAUTION: When I did this repeatedly, the bad neighbor ended up egging my house).<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Use the washer at the most inconvenient time and open all your windows (e.g., when they have guests outside).<\/p>\n

\u2022 Noisy wind chimes (I\u2019m sure your neighbor will \u201clove them\u201d).<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Use hedge trimmers, a chainsaw, or other loud gardening instruments to do some yard work (preferably in the morning).<\/p>\n

\u2022 THREE WORDS: A garden party.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Loud music + karaoke = a winner combo.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Having a dog barking 24\/7 will most certainly annoy every neighbor.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Play basketball outside and make sure to do it as loudly as you can.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Get your little one a drum set (or you can play it too) to play at the most inconvenient time of the day or night, of course.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Every time you leave with your car, make sure to do it in style (revving the engine preferred).<\/p>\n

3. Domina el arte de ser un mal vecino<\/h3>\n

\"vecinos<\/p>\n

Quiz\u00e1 la respuesta a la pregunta de c\u00f3mo hacer que tus vecinos se muden sea sencilla: Aprende a ser un mal vecino.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s time to go back to your childhood days when you annoyed your parents and other people with your silly pranks and misbehavior.<\/strong><\/p>\n

It\u2019s time to master the art of being a bad neighbor so much that it will make your problem neighbor think twice about staying there. Maybe I should\u2019ve said, \u201cmastering the el arte de deshacerse de la gente t\u00f3xica<\/a>.\u201d Here\u2019s how you can do it:<\/p>\n

\u2022 Let your dogs do their business in your neighbor\u2019s yard. Yes, I\u2019m talking about poop that they will have to pick up and clean up (let\u2019s hope that they won\u2019t call animal control, LOL).<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Wear your bathing suit and chill in your front yard when your neighbor has guests.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Install fake security cameras on your property (so that you can falsely accuse them of trespassing).<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Even better idea: Install fake security cameras that point at your neighbor\u2019s house.<\/p>\n

\u2022 For those who are living in an apartment building with assigned parking: Take your bad neighbor\u2019s parking spot.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Ring your neighbor’s doorbell repeatedly and then hide. (I recommend doing this a few times).<\/p>\n

\u2022 Cover their tree with toilet paper and pray to the Lord that it rains soon.<\/p>\n

4. Volverles locos con inconvenientes<\/h3>\n

If your bad neighbors aren\u2019t even trying to follow bylaws and guidelines, then feel free to drive them crazy with inconveniences.<\/p>\n

When you do it for the first time, they\u2019ll probably think that it\u2019s a mistake, but later on, they\u2019ll slowly but surely start connecting the dots.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Puedes esperar que estas bromas pongan a tus vecinos problem\u00e1ticos en modo pasivo-agresivo y, finalmente, hacer que se muden para siempre:<\/p>\n

\u2022 Borrow their newspaper, clip the coupons, and then return it.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Try dumping your food scraps in their yard as this will attract lots of wild animals.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Sign them up for junk mail at random grocery stores, pet stores, and all different kinds of stores.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Good old prank calls: Pretend that you\u2019re selling something and be as convincing as possible.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Even better prank: Add their number to ads in newspapers and encourage others to call them if they\u2019re interested in buying pigs or other animals because they\u2019re \u201cselling\u201d them. <\/strong>My uncle got pranked this way by his best friend, and he hasn\u2019t stopped laughing since.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Order pizza to your neighbor\u2019s front door (make sure it\u2019s a type of pizza you would never order for yourself).<\/p>\n

5. Complain to the landlord or the HOA (homeowner\u2019s association)<\/h3>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

Otra cosa inteligente que puedes hacer con respecto a tus malos vecinos es quejarte de ellos al casero.<\/p>\n

Most landlords are sensitive when it comes to bad renters because they don\u2019t want to be responsible for anything their tenants might do.<\/strong> Pero tambi\u00e9n hay gente que s\u00f3lo se preocupa de s\u00ed misma<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Sea abierto y sincero con su casero. Mencione todas las ordenanzas sobre ruidos y molestias. Tell them exactly what\u2019s going on and that you can no longer tolerate it. Suggest that the only solution is for them to move.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If that doesn\u2019t work, you can complain to the HOA (homeowners association). Apparently, every suburban neighborhood has one, so it\u2019s worth giving a try.<\/p>\n

6. O llame a la polic\u00eda<\/h3>\n

Well, if talking to their landlord and complaining to the HOA doesn\u2019t work, you can always call the police. Le recomiendo que lo haga, sobre todo si sospecha que sus vecinos est\u00e1n implicados en actividades ilegales.<\/strong><\/p>\n

A veces, lo \u00fanico que necesita para hacer que sus vecinos se muevan son las fuerzas de seguridad locales, pero para ello necesita pruebas s\u00f3lidas. Por ello, te sugiero que grabes algunos de sus comportamientos de mal vecino y recopiles todas las pruebas que puedas.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Once the law is on your side, your bad neighbors won\u2019t stand a chance. Another great thing to do is to call the police in the middle of your neighbor\u2019s annoying acts.<\/p>\n

Hacerlo varias veces har\u00e1 saber a la polic\u00eda que realmente son un problema.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Esto les dar\u00e1 una idea clara de lo que ocurre all\u00ed exactamente y de lo que tienen que tolerar los dem\u00e1s vecinos. Si todo va bien, puedes esperar que la polic\u00eda les pida que se muden pronto.<\/p>\n

7. Unirse a otros vecinos<\/h3>\n

\"dos<\/p>\n

Learning how to make your neighbors move shouldn\u2019t be a problem, especially if other neighbors support you. Lo que puedes hacer es redactar una petici\u00f3n con otros vecinos para poder presentar una denuncia oficial ante la polic\u00eda.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Think of it this way. If only one neighbor has a problem with a certain bad neighbor and the others are silent, no one will take it seriously. But if the whole neighborhood is united, then there\u2019s a higher chance you\u2019ll succeed in making them move.<\/p>\n

A mi primo le pas\u00f3 algo parecido.<\/strong> She has a really awful neighbor whose kid is extremely aggressive with other kids. He would beat up other kids for no apparent reason, and the same thing happened to my cousin\u2019s child.<\/p>\n

Now, every time they have a problem with her kid, they knock on her door and tell her that they will no longer tolerate it if she doesn\u2019t do something about it.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m extremely curious how all this will end, and I see no other way but them moving because the entire family is kind of problematic.<\/strong><\/p>\n

En definitiva, la uni\u00f3n hace la fuerza cuando se trata de asuntos de barrio.<\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 11 se\u00f1ales de que no caes bien a tus vecinos (+c\u00f3mo solucionarlo)<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

17 ideas extra sobre c\u00f3mo hacer que tus vecinos se muden<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

\u00bfNecesitas m\u00e1s ideas para hacer que tus vecinos se muden? No te preocupes, aqu\u00ed tienes unas cuantas ideas \u00fanicas que puedes utilizar para molestarlos (y empezar a vivir un una vida m\u00e1s f\u00e1cil<\/a>):<\/p>\n

1. Diles que has visto un fantasma en su casa\/jard\u00edn. Para mayor efecto, d\u00edselo a otros vecinos para que confirmen que tambi\u00e9n lo vieron.<\/strong><\/p>\n

2. Caminar y pisar fuerte por la ma\u00f1ana temprano y por la noche (genial para los vecinos que viven debajo de ti).<\/p>\n

3. Place a telescope near your window and make sure they see when you\u2019re taking a sneak peek into their house.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Write MOVE on a big piece of paper and put it in a window that faces their house. If they ask you why you did that, tell them that your children (or some other children in your family) did it while you weren\u2019t watching. This will definitely make them feel unwelcome and make them ask themselves, \u201cWhy don\u2019t people like me<\/a>?\u201d<\/p>\n

5. Place a trail of sugar to your neighbor\u2019s yard as close as you can to their front porch.<\/strong><\/p>\n

6. Hacer un ramo con las flores de su jard\u00edn.<\/p>\n

7. Drain water from their pool while they\u2019re gone.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Coloca fotos y mensajes espeluznantes en las ventanas de tu casa que den a la suya.<\/p>\n

9. Hazlo a lo grande con pelotas de tenis.<\/strong><\/p>\n

10. Invita a todos los vecinos a una fiesta en el jard\u00edn EXCEPTO a ellos.<\/p>\n

11. Pretend that you\u2019re concerned about property line issues. Make sure to mention it every single day.<\/strong><\/p>\n

12. Ign\u00f3ralos por completo y pide a los dem\u00e1s vecinos que hagan lo mismo. (A veces cortar el contacto con la gente es necesario<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

13. Pretend that you\u2019re insulted by them talking behind your back (even if this is not true).<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Write a post on social media where you complain about bad neighbours subtly, but make sure they know it\u2019s them. (Don\u2019t spare them the details.)<\/p>\n

15. Canta fuera tan alto y tan mal como puedas. Aseg\u00farate de repetirlo varias veces al d\u00eda.<\/strong><\/p>\n

16. Order some creepy things from Amazon and deliver them to their address but make sure not to spend a lot of money because they\u2019re not worth it.<\/p>\n

17. Trabajar en el jard\u00edn en ba\u00f1ador.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. Roast a pig outside while your neighbor has open windows or while they\u2019re drying clothes outside. They\u2019ll definitely enjoy all the food smells coming from your house and stinking up their clothes.<\/p>\n

19. Forward solicitors to your neighbor\u2019s door. Tell them that your neighbor would be totally interested in supporting their cause.<\/strong><\/p>\n

20. Tell them that you saw burglars sneaking around their house. (Let\u2019s hope they don\u2019t call the police, LOL.)<\/p>\n

\u00bfHay otra forma de tratar a los malos vecinos?<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

Hmm… Most problems with bad neighbors can be solved with communication. You can talk to them directly about all the things that you find annoying. En lugar de acusarles, diles c\u00f3mo te hace sentir su comportamiento. Este enfoque siempre es mejor.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If that doesn\u2019t work, you can ask someone in their family to talk to them about it. Tell them to be discreet about it (not to mention your name or anything).<\/p>\n

If communication turns out to be successful, then you don\u2019t need to worry about making them move.<\/strong><\/p>\n

But if it doesn\u2019t, then I don\u2019t see any other way than to also become one of those bad neighbors for the purpose of making them move.<\/p>\n

It won\u2019t be easy, but in the long run, it will be totally worth it (if you succeed, of course).<\/p>\n

Things You SHOULDN\u2019T DO When It Comes To Making Your Neighbors Move<\/h2>\n

If making your neighbors move doesn\u2019t bear fruit, it\u2019s normal for you to feel frustrated about it.<\/p>\n

Sin embargo, ten en cuenta que hay algunas cosas que nunca debes hacer, por muy desesperado que est\u00e9s por conseguir que se muevan:<\/p>\n

1. Don\u2019t use physical force.<\/strong><\/p>\n

2. Don\u2019t add drugs to the food or drinks you prepare for them.<\/strong><\/p>\n

3. Don\u2019t send them threatening messages.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. (If something else comes to my mind, I\u2019ll let you know.)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Lo \u00faltimo que necesitas es acabar en la c\u00e1rcel o en los tribunales por algo as\u00ed que le hiciste a tu vecino por desesperaci\u00f3n. Recuerda que la fuerza no es una soluci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

En lugar de eso, s\u00e9 creativo en la vida cotidiana y mot\u00edvales poco a poco para que se planteen mudarse. C\u00f3mo tratar a los vecinos problem\u00e1ticos<\/a> es mejor hacerlo despacio pero seguro.<\/p>\n

Buena suerte.<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

Remember that learning how to make your neighbors move and implementing all the tactics takes time, so don\u2019t expect to see results immediately.<\/p>\n

Your neighbors probably won\u2019t be annoyed by anything you do in the first few days, but as you continue disturbing their peace, they\u2019ll start noticing it.<\/strong><\/p>\n

In a way, what you\u2019ll be doing is giving them a taste of their own medicine. I\u2019m pretty sure that this is the best way to deal with problematic people if communication with them fails.<\/p>\n

Once they become annoyed, sleep-deprived, and frustrated, they\u2019ll know how it feels to have bad neighbours.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If they see that you\u2019re totally determined to make them move, I\u2019m sure they\u2019ll do so, and it\u2019s just a matter of time.<\/p>\n

Como siempre, la determinaci\u00f3n siempre gana, as\u00ed que ten determinaci\u00f3n para echar todo lo t\u00f3xico<\/a>.<\/strong> Don\u2019t let anyone steal your joy<\/a>!<\/p>\n

P.D.<\/strong> Si alguna de estas ideas para hacer que tus vecinos se muden sale mal, las consecuencias y la responsabilidad son totalmente tuyas. As\u00ed que, adem\u00e1s de ser audaz, aseg\u00farate tambi\u00e9n de ser prudente. ?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After dealing with several bad neighbors, I can confirm that friendly, non-annoying neighbors are a true gift from God. So, if you\u2019re wondering how to make your neighbors move, I offer you my humble assistance and experience with neighbors from hell! Constant shouting and drama, loud music, revving engines in the small hours, turning other…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":153068,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29637],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-hacks"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29637,"label":"life hacks"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/How-To-Make-Your-Neighbors-Move-27-Brilliant-Ideas-1024x684.jpg",1024,684,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Christine Keller","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/author\/christine\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29637,"name":"life hacks","slug":"life-hacks","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29637,"taxonomy":"category","description":"When life gives you lemons - make lemonade, and allow these life hacks to remind you of your strength, potential, and the right to be happy.","parent":22911,"count":281,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29637,"category_count":281,"category_description":"When life gives you lemons - make lemonade, and allow these life hacks to remind you of your strength, potential, and the right to be happy.","cat_name":"life hacks","category_nicename":"life-hacks","category_parent":22911}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153040\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/153068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}