{"id":160569,"date":"2022-11-24T09:33:43","date_gmt":"2022-11-24T09:33:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=160569"},"modified":"2022-12-06T11:26:25","modified_gmt":"2022-12-06T11:26:25","slug":"cosas-divertidas-que-decirle-a-un-narcisista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/cosas-divertidas-que-decirle-a-un-narcisista\/","title":{"rendered":"80 cosas divertidas que decirle a un narcisista para herir su ego"},"content":{"rendered":"

Los narcisistas son personas dif\u00edciles de tratar. En general, las personas con trastorno narcisista de la personalidad son egoc\u00e9ntricas y carecen de empat\u00eda, por eso les resulta tan f\u00e1cil hacer da\u00f1o a todos los que les rodean.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you want to shut down a narcissist, it\u2019s their ego you should be aiming at. <\/strong>On that note, I\u2019ve found the most clever and funny things to say to a narcissist online and compiled them in this collection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Espero que esta divertid\u00edsima lista de regresos te ayude a hacer que tu narcisista vuelva a la tierra de una vez por todas. <\/em>However, I\u2019m sure they\u2019ll instantly engage in self-defense, so be ready for an insulting comeback from their side too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cosas divertidas que decirle a un narcisista<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"hombre<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Utiliza estas divertidas r\u00e9plicas y haz callar a tu narcisista para siempre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Ninguna esponja del mundo podr\u00eda superar tu capacidad de ensimismamiento.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. \u00bfRecuerdas cuando te ped\u00ed tu opini\u00f3n? Yo tampoco.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Olvid\u00e9 que el mundo gira a tu alrededor. Mis disculpas. Qu\u00e9 tonta soy.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Siento que te sientas as\u00ed. D\u00e9jame invitarte a una buena taza de superarlo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. I\u2019m sorry<\/a>. Debo haberte confundido con alguien que realmente se preocupa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Debes estar muy orgulloso de ti mismo.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. Sigue poniendo los ojos en blanco. Puede que al final encuentres un cerebro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. \u00bfMi ensimismamiento se interpuso en el tuyo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Tienes toda la vida para ser un imb\u00e9cil. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no te tomas hoy libre?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. Isn\u2019t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. Please, keep talking. I only yawn when I\u2019m super fascinated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. Debes estar agotado de tanto levantar el ego.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. Hazte un favor e ignora a cualquiera que te diga que seas t\u00fa mismo. Mala idea en tu caso.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. Yeah, let\u2019s ignore everything I said and talk about you more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. Someday you\u2019ll go far, and I really hope you stay there.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

16. Hay gente muy tonta en este mundo. Gracias por ayudarme a entenderlo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17. I\u2019m sure you\u2019re the best at everything you do!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18. S\u00ed, perd\u00f3n por olvidar que s\u00f3lo existo cuando quieres algo.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

19. You\u2019re so full of yourself \u2013 it\u2019s amazing you don\u2019t float away!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20. Siempre que salimos, recuerdo que Dios tiene sentido del humor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21. I\u2019m sorry. I must have forgotten that you\u2019re an expert on everything.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

22. Seguro que te encanta o\u00edrte hablar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 cruzaste la carretera? Debi\u00f3 pensar que era un l\u00edmite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24. Sea cual sea el tipo de look que buscabas, fallaste.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

25. Unless your name is Google, don\u2019t act like you know everything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26. Unfortunately, narcissism is not a crime, so you\u2019re free to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27. You\u2019re such a beautiful, intelligent, wonderful person. Oh, I\u2019m sorry, I thought we were having a lying competition.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

28. Oh, I\u2019m sorry, I didn\u2019t realize this was all about you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29. Alimenta t\u00fa mismo tu ego. Estoy ocupado haciendo cosas importantes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30. Las personas que te toleran a diario son los verdaderos h\u00e9roes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Respuestas cortas y divertidas para narcisistas<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"hombre<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

1. Pisa el freno, speedy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Where\u2019s your off button?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. \u00a1Vaya, debes de ser muy especial!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. You\u2019d leave if I threw a stick, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Vaya, \u00a1seguro que hasta te tiras pedos con purpurina!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. It\u2019s not all about you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. El narcisismo es una enfermedad. Recup\u00e9rate pronto.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. Have a nice day \u2013 somewhere else.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Qu\u00e9 decir a un narcisista para acallarlo: los mejores ejemplos<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Para las personas egoc\u00e9ntricas y ensimismadas como tu narcisista, estas r\u00e9plicas son asesinos silenciosos. <\/em>They won\u2019t immediately show that your words have affected them, but have a little patience because they won\u2019t be able to hide it for too long.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. I\u2019m no astronomer, but I\u2019m sure the earth revolves around the sun, not you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. You live life like it\u2019s all about you. Why do you think you\u2019re alone?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Well, I would agree with you, but then we\u2019d both be wrong.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Your face is just fine, but we\u2019ll have to put a bag over that personality.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. I guess if you actually ever spoke your mind, you\u2019d really be speechless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Gracias por recordarme por qu\u00e9 no le caes bien a nadie. Casi lo olvido.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. Creo que est\u00e1 sobrevalorando su importancia.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. So, if I typed \u201csmartass\u201d into Google, would your picture come up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Oh muchacho, nunca est\u00e1s ah\u00ed para nosotros porque como todo est\u00e1 dirigido por la presencia de tu gracia, sencillamente no tienes tiempo para otras personas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. Oh, I\u2019m sorry. I must have misunderstood you. I thought you said something intelligent.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. Si vives tu vida como si todo girara en torno a ti, te quedar\u00e1s s\u00f3lo con eso: s\u00f3lo contigo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. Una cara bonita no es nada si tienes un coraz\u00f3n feo.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. That\u2019s an interesting perspective. Now how about we focus on reality for a moment?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 130 Hilarantemente <\/strong>Buenas remontadas<\/strong> Para silenciar a todos los <\/strong>Haters<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00bfC\u00f3mo insultar a un narcisista? Buenas r\u00e9plicas<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"hombre<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Si realmente quieres herir y haz que tu narcisista te tema<\/a>Aqu\u00ed tienes una lista de respuestas insultantes para ellos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m sure that they\u2019ll show their true colors, and you\u2019ll feel their strong narcissistic rage afterward, but fear not because the most important thing is that they can\u2019t hurt you in any way.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. I\u2019m sorry, I didn\u2019t catch that. Could you repeat it slower and louder? I want to make sure I understand what an idiot you\u2019re being.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. You know what your problem is? You don\u2019t know you are the problem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Algunas personas son simplemente cajas de basura bellamente envueltas. Oh, lo siento, \u00bfeso hiri\u00f3 tu inflado ego?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. He conocido a algunos imb\u00e9ciles en mi vida, pero usted, se\u00f1or, \u00a1es un cactus!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Sorry, I don\u2019t understand a thing you say. I don\u2019t speak bullsh*t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Why don\u2019t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. I\u2019m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. The jerk store called\u2026 they\u2019re running out of you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Aaaand that\u2019s why no one likes you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. Brains aren\u2019t everything; in your case, they\u2019re nothing.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. L\u00edmpiate la boca. Todav\u00eda hay algo de basura alrededor de tus labios.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. Sup\u00e9ralo. No todo el mundo quiere estar en tu pellejo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. Hoy he pensado en ti. Me ha recordado que tengo que sacar la basura.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. Can you repeat that because I want to remember the dumbest thing I\u2019ve ever heard?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. I\u2019m sorry, I don\u2019t speak douchebag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16. You\u2019re so ugly that when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17. If I wanted to listen to an ass, I\u2019d fart.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

18. \u00a1Qu\u00e9 ego tan grande tienes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19. Suenas mejor con la boca cerrada.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Narcisista Citas Divertidas<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"hombre<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

After these funny and clever comebacks, I\u2019ll leave you a few hilarious quotes about narcissists. You can share them on your social media, and don\u2019t worry, your narcissist will immediately understand your post is meant for them, and the result will be the same: su ego ser\u00e1 acariciado<\/em>. \ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. \u201cA little narcissism is good. At least that’s what I am telling myself.\u201d \u2015 Andy Dunn<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. \u201cA narcissist\u2019s criticism is their autobiography.\u201d \u2015 M. Wakefield<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. \u201cThere’s a thin line between narcissism, even if it’s un narcisismo sano<\/a>, and entertainment.\u201d \u2015 Richard Lewis<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. \u201cGape long enough into a looking glass, and you\u2019ll eventually see beauty. The same can be said of self-analysis, and as soon as one apes oneself, a second monkey is born.\u201d \u2015 Anthony Marais<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. \u201cI’m battling with mantener a raya mi narcisismo<\/a> as it is, so Twitter was not a good thing for that.\u201d \u2015 Joel Kinnaman<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. \u201cNarcissus does not fall in love with his reflection because it is beautiful but because it is his. If it were his beauty that enthralled him, he would be set free in a few years by its fading.\u201d \u2015 W.H. Auden<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. \u201cAre you a flying monkey? Be careful. Don’t get caught up in a narcissist’s mind games.\u201d \u2015 Mitta Xinindlu<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. \u201cI don’t care what you think unless it is about me.\u201d \u2015 Kurt Cobain<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. \u201cNarcissism is voluntary blindness, an agreement not to look beneath the surface.\u201d \u2014 Sam Keen<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. \u201cIt is especially painful when narcissists suffer memory loss because they are losing parts of the person they love most.\u201d \u2015 David Brooks<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00bfC\u00f3mo hacer que un narcisista se sienta miserable?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"hombre<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

First of all, you need to get under a narcissist\u2019s skin. The best and safest way to do that is by simply ignoring them. It\u2019ll be difficult for sure because they\u2019ll do absolutely anything to provoke you and get a certain reaction from you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Para la validaci\u00f3n constante y los buscadores de atenci\u00f3n como los narcisistas, ignor\u00e1ndolos<\/a> es el peor tipo de castigo. <\/strong>They simply can\u2019t stand the fact they aren\u2019t the center of everyone’s attention.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lo siguiente que puedes hacer es romper con ellos de repente y dejar de tener contacto con ellos. Tu tratamiento silencioso les destruir\u00e1 porque est\u00e1n acostumbrados a d\u00e1rselo a los dem\u00e1s, no al rev\u00e9s.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No matter what they do, don\u2019t let it touch you. They may pretend they\u2019ve changed and be very convincing, but if you fall for their trap, you\u2019ll find yourself in their narcissistic claws again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Reflexiones finales<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

These funny things to say to a narcissist will help you shut down your narcissist forever. It\u2019s also one of the ways to outsmart them because they probably think you could never hurt their ego that way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Esta es la oportunidad perfecta para castigarles y pagarles por todos la luz de gas<\/a>...da\u00f1o a su salud mental y abuso narcisista.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Haz que tu narcisista se sienta peque\u00f1o con estas r\u00e9plicas salvajes. You might think that some of these things are too much, but when you think back on all the things narcissist said to you, you\u2019ll understand they do indeed deserve it.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you\u2019re obligated to keep them in your life for some reason, be very careful around your narcissist. Don\u2019t ever allow anyone to mess with your peace of mind, and get rid of everyone and everything that affects and damages your quality of life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Narcissists are difficult people to deal with. In general, people with narcissistic personality disorder are self-centered and have a lack of empathy, which is why it seems so easy for them to hurt everyone around them. If you want to shut down a narcissist, it\u2019s their ego you should be aiming at. On that note,…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":160575,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29633],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-160569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-narcissism"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29633,"label":"narcissism"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/80-Funny-Things-To-Say-To-A-Narcissist-And-Bruise-Their-Ego-1024x684.jpg",1024,684,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Christine Keller","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/author\/christine\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29633,"name":"narcissism","slug":"narcissism","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29633,"taxonomy":"category","description":"Mind games and manipulations are narcissist's favorite controlling tactics. Learn how their mind operates so that you can protect yourself. ","parent":22911,"count":232,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29633,"category_count":232,"category_description":"Mind games and manipulations are narcissist's favorite controlling tactics. Learn how their mind operates so that you can protect yourself. ","cat_name":"narcissism","category_nicename":"narcissism","category_parent":22911}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160569\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/160575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=160569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}