{"id":165438,"date":"2024-06-12T06:51:00","date_gmt":"2024-06-12T06:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=165438"},"modified":"2024-06-12T06:51:02","modified_gmt":"2024-06-12T06:51:02","slug":"historias-sobre-pistas-perdidas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/historias-sobre-pistas-perdidas\/","title":{"rendered":"La gente comparte historias embarazosas sobre sus enamorados que no captan las indirectas obvias"},"content":{"rendered":"

Todav\u00eda me averg\u00fcenzo cuando recuerdo que una vez invit\u00e9 a mi pareja a mi casa para ver una pel\u00edcula rom\u00e1ntica cursi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019ve prepared everything, popcorn, a warm blanket, and even lit up the candles! When he saw what I did, he just said: \u201cWow, this would be a perfect date night if you had a crush on someone!\u201d<\/em> I couldn\u2019t believe how much of a dummy he was. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve been in a situation where hiciste de todo para que alguien se diera cuenta de que te gusta <\/strong>and somehow they still managed to miss it. Or maybe, you\u2019ve been the oblivious one. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But now, forget about your embarrassing experiences and prepare yourself to read some of the funniest stories ever. Maybe you\u2019ll even feel better about your mishaps!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Fracaso de la acampada<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I feel like this poor guy couldn\u2019t even believe the words he heard so he thought she was joking! I bet he\u2019s still thinking about this missed opportunity. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parece que recibir las indirectas demasiado tarde fue una gran desilusi\u00f3n para esta chica. \u00a1M\u00e1s suerte la pr\u00f3xima vez! Chicos, \u00a1hacedlo mejor!<\/p>\n\n\n

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Cr\u00e9dito: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

2. \u00bfCu\u00e1nto m\u00e1s obvio puede ser?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

So you\u2019re telling me they slept together (multiple times!) in the same bed, cuddled, stargazed, and still nothing?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you ever get even the slightest bit of affection from someone who\u2019s not a touchy person, eso deber\u00eda ser se\u00f1al suficiente de que les gustas.<\/strong> But okay, at least there\u2019s a happy ending!<\/p>\n\n\n

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Cr\u00e9dito: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

3. La primera vez que a la caballerosidad le sale el tiro por la culata<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

This woman was dropping hints like crazy and he still managed to miss it! But we gotta hand it to him, it was pretty sweet he wanted her to have the bigger couch and blanket for herself \u2013 a true gentleman! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

He\u2019s lucky she was persistent<\/strong> so he finally got the clue. Otherwise, he\u2019d maybe still be single!<\/p>\n\n\n

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Cr\u00e9dito: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

4. Oblivious es su segundo nombre<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Vale, \u00a1\u00bfc\u00f3mo se le pudo escapar la indirecta, en serio?! Incluso le pregunt\u00f3 sobre tener hijos, \u00a1vamos! Ese fue un movimiento bastante audaz por cierto. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ella definitivamente didn\u2019t leave any room for misunderstanding<\/strong> but seems like it still wasn\u2019t enough. But, it\u2019s all well that ends well, I guess. <\/p>\n\n\n

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Cr\u00e9dito: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

5. Pedir una pista y seguir sin conseguirla<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I mean, a lot of people have brown eyes so we can\u2019t judge him that much, right? It must have been un momento muy divertido cuando se dio cuenta <\/strong>\u00a1lo que quer\u00eda decir!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Puede que el hecho de que le mirara fijamente a los ojos le confundiera tanto que hasta olvidara su nombre, \u00a1por no hablar del color de sus ojos!<\/p>\n\n\n

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Cr\u00e9dito: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

6. Servir bebidas y sugerencias<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Vaya, un ejemplo cl\u00e1sico de malentendido. I don\u2019t know who felt worse in this situation<\/strong> \u2013 the guy thinking she lowkey insulted him or a bartender left hanging. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pero tal vez en realidad acert\u00f3 y s\u00f3lo pens\u00f3 que ella coqueteaba por propinas. Parece que seguir\u00e1 siendo un misterio. \u00a1Algunas conexiones simplemente no est\u00e1n destinadas a hacerse! <\/p>\n\n\n

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Cr\u00e9dito: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

7. Deber\u00edan llamarle Sr. Despistado<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Esto me lleva de nuevo a mi vergonzosa historia. \u00a1Me alegro de que tuviera buenos amigos que le devolvieran r\u00e1pidamente a la realidad!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00bfDesde cu\u00e1ndo abrazar e intentar besar a alguien dej\u00f3 de ser a big red sign of someone\u2019s crush?<\/strong> Por suerte, \u00a1volvi\u00f3 y lo limpi\u00f3! Me pregunto qu\u00e9 pas\u00f3 despu\u00e9s de esto.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Cr\u00e9dito: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

8. Hershey’s Kisses connecting people<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Okay, this might be the cutest story I\u2019ve heard! And they\u2019ve been married for 40 years?! Damn, she must be so feliz de haber escuchado a su intuici\u00f3n.<\/strong> Se\u00f1oras, este podr\u00eda ser su signo. Escucha siempre a tu instinto. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a1Tambi\u00e9n tengo que admitir que esta suegra tiene un buen rizz!<\/p>\n\n\n

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Cr\u00e9dito: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

9. Cuando ni siquiera un beso es suficiente<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Forget about subtle signs, this girl went all in and he still didn\u2019t pick it up! The funniest thing is that he actually agreed, they kissed, it was amazing, and then\u2026nothing?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Si se hubiera dado cuenta un poco antes<\/strong>\u00bfpero tres d\u00edas? Por suerte, sus amigos le salvaron. Nunca des por sentado a tu equipo.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Cr\u00e9dito: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

10. El miedo es nuestro mayor enemigo<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u00a1Nos encantan los reyes respetuosos! Aunque podr\u00eda haber perdido la oportunidad, tambi\u00e9n hizo lo correcto<\/strong> al no jugar un juego arriesgado.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e1s vale prevenir que curar. Quiz\u00e1 la pr\u00f3xima vez pueda pedirle que le demuestre lo que quiere decir y ver ad\u00f3nde les lleva.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Cr\u00e9dito: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

Espero que estas historias te hayan hecho re\u00edr y darte cuenta de que tus fracasos no son tan malos despu\u00e9s de todo. Que esto te sirva de recordatorio de que deber\u00edas ser a\u00fan m\u00e1s directo y vocalizar tus sentimientos<\/strong> si tu enamoramiento parece un poco lento<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I still cringe when I remember how I once invited my crush to my place so we could watch some cheesy romantic movie. I\u2019ve prepared everything, popcorn, a warm blanket, and even lit up the candles! When he saw what I did, he just said: \u201cWow, this would be a perfect date night if you…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":165444,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-165438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":1,"label":"Blog"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/People-Shared-Embarrassing-Stories-About-Their-Crushes-Not-Picking-Up-Obvious-Hints-1024x576.jpg",1024,576,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Tara Brown","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/author\/tara-brown\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":1,"name":"Blog","slug":"blog","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":1,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":497,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":1,"category_count":497,"category_description":"","cat_name":"Blog","category_nicename":"blog","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=165438"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165438\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":165450,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165438\/revisions\/165450"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/165444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=165438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=165438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=165438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}