{"id":166762,"date":"2024-06-30T10:59:33","date_gmt":"2024-06-30T10:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=166762"},"modified":"2024-09-14T15:59:09","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T15:59:09","slug":"historias-reales-sobre-las-peores-citas-de-la-historia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/historias-reales-sobre-las-peores-citas-de-la-historia\/","title":{"rendered":"Despu\u00e9s de leer estas historias sobre las peores citas de la historia, me dan miedo las citas"},"content":{"rendered":"

I will never forget that date, it was a pure horror and for a few weeks, I was afraid I\u2019d bump into him on the street and la sensaci\u00f3n de desasosiego me abrumar\u00eda.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I met him on a dating app and looking at his profile picture I thought he seemed like a nice guy. We\u2019ve been chatting for a couple of days and then decided to meet up. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

En el momento en que lo vi, Sent\u00ed que algo le molestaba, un aura extra\u00f1a, <\/strong>y todav\u00eda me dan escalofr\u00edos cuando lo recuerdo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I won\u2019t go into details but result\u00f3 que era demasiado bizarro para mi gusto.<\/strong> S\u00f3lo dir\u00e9 que le gustaba esclavitud y disciplina<\/em>\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pens\u00e9 que esa fecha ten\u00eda que ser la peor de la historia pero luego comprob\u00e9 Reddit <\/strong>\u2013 an everlasting source of hilarious real-life stories. On subreddit r\/AskReddit<\/a> un usuario xxibjt <\/em>public\u00f3 una pregunta: \u201c<\/strong>What is the worst date you\u2019ve been on?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

La mayor\u00eda de las historias que se encuentran en los comentarios te har\u00e1n partirte de risa, pero estas 15 son mis favoritas:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. \u201cMy name isn\u2019t Steve\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n
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Este es hist\u00e9rico,<\/strong> Quiero decir que el hombre pas\u00f3 45 minutos fingiendo que era \u00a1Steve, la fecha de la reuni\u00f3n!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. \u201cShe invited her boyfriend too\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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\u201cWorst date I nearly went on? Dropped her a text as I was leaving the house, \u2018on my way, see you in half an hour!\u2019 Response comes back \u2018Cool, see you soon. By the way, <\/em>my boyfriend is coming too, he quite fancies you, hope that’s ok.\u2019<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Needless to say, I turned round, went home, spent the evening watching TV. Hope they had a wonderful time.\u201d \u2013 unwilling_viewer<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

\u00a1\u00bfPara llevar a tu novio a una cita con alguien?! <\/strong>That\u2019s a quite weird idea, don\u2019t you agree? I mean, what did she have in mind, a throuple<\/em>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. \u201cHe wanted blue-eyed kids\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n
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I was in convulsions at \u201cransacked distant branches of his family tree\u201d<\/strong> but then it became more hilarious when the other date said she\u2019s not fat! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Una cita con un narcisista orgulloso<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhen I took the train up from Philly to NYC to see him\u2014not a short trip for a date\u2014the first thing he did upon seeing me was tell me that <\/em>mi vestido parec\u00eda cutre.<\/em><\/strong> En diez minutos me hab\u00eda dicho que era un narcisista orgulloso.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Me abandon\u00f3 a mitad de la cita para ir a una reuni\u00f3n.<\/em><\/strong> Tuve que holgazanear en medio de Nueva York sin nada que hacer ni ad\u00f3nde ir durante una hora.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Me llev\u00f3 a una atracci\u00f3n de ca\u00eddas en Coney Island. Me dan miedo las alturas. <\/em>Se ri\u00f3 de m\u00ed cuando empec\u00e9 a llorar.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Por alguna extra\u00f1a raz\u00f3n se sorprendi\u00f3 cuando no volv\u00ed a llamarle despu\u00e9s de esa cita. Lo peor de todo fue que cog\u00ed una maldita bronquitis por viajar y en ese momento ten\u00eda un trabajo de verano MUY OCUPADO como consejera de estudiantes de primer a\u00f1o en mi universidad y \u00a1ESTO APESTABA!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

F**k you Andrew, you weirdo.\u201d \u2013 wheniswhy<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hahaha, Andrew, I hope you\u2019ll read this! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Obsesionado con Taco Bell<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI wouldn\u2019t believe it if I didn\u2019t experience it myself, but went out with a vegan who was OBSESSED with Taco Bell and literally refused to speak about anything other than their bean burritos. I asked what part of town he was in, he told me where the nearest Taco Bell was. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I asked \u201cwhat do you do?\u201d and instead of telling me his job like any other person with a shred of normalcy would he answered, \u201cI eat Taco Bell.\u201d It was the most bizarre 20 minutes of my entire life before I finally chugged my drink and ran out of there.\u201d \u2013 thewine<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man\u2019s life revolved around Taco Bell, can you imagine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. La garrapata en su ingle<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Este tipo tiene tendencias de apego muy poco saludables. <\/strong>\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 alguien llevar\u00eda una garrapata muerta en la cartera? \u00a1Idiota!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. \u201cHe told me he was a Pisces\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe talked about his ex a lot and how almost everything he did was because he was a Pisces \ud83d\ude02 I haven’t been on much dates so that’s why it’s not the worst thing that could have happened but this was the worst out of the bunch. It was more just annoying lol.\u201d \u2013 marzbarz2000<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Piscis siempre deprimidos, incapaces de seguir adelante y olvidar a sus ex. Realmente pod\u00eda imaginarlo sentado all\u00ed todo triste,<\/strong> y culpar a su signo astrol\u00f3gico de todos sus inconvenientes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. \u201cShe barely talked\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI asked a coworker out. She believed the man should take charge in everything in the relationship. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Me hizo elegir el restaurante, recogerla y llevarla, pedir por ella, llevar la conversaci\u00f3n, pagar la cuenta, llevarla a casa, todo el tiempo actuando con desinter\u00e9s por todo lo que le dec\u00eda. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I texted her I didn’t think we would work out and she sent back \u2018I had a lot of fun what do you mean?\u2019\u201d \u2013 Pm_me_clown_pics3<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Al principio, pens\u00e9 que este ser\u00eda simplemente aburrido. Y entonces, \u00a1un giro inesperado!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Una cita con toda su familia<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cTinder date, agreed to meet at a local pub. When I arrive, she takes me up to the function room and I get to meet her entire family at her granny\u2019s 75th birthday party.\u201d \u2013 Active-Strawberry-37<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a1Esta mujer no perdi\u00f3 el tiempo! <\/strong>Primera cita y \u00e9l conoce a la familia de ella. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. The car horn won’t stop honking<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Tuve que leer este tres veces y estallar en carcajadas cada vez.<\/strong> Tuve una v\u00edvida imagen de la gente mir\u00e1ndoles mientras continuaban los bocinazos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. \u201cA date ended in a car crash\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cTinder date. We had gone to a bar. She drove there, and I took public transit. We each only had two drinks in a two-hour period (I thought that was fine). <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She offered to drop me back at my place. After a few blocks, I could tell she was under the influence. Not too long later, she crashed her car with me in the front seat! Not hard enough for the airbags to pop, but still… <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She rear-ended a guy stopped at a red light. Her entire front bumper just fell off. And the guy she hit literally just shrugged it off. I’ll never forget.\u201d \u2013 adScientist312<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a1Vaya final de cita! Y s\u00f3lo tom\u00f3 dos copas. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. \u201cShe had low blood sugar \u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n
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Este da un poco de miedo,<\/strong> Quiero decir que fue muy responsable por su parte saltarse la medicaci\u00f3n. Pobre chico, fue una cita muy estresante. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. Una cita interrumpida por un incendio<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cProbably the one where I got a call from my neighbor mid date telling me that my trash can was on fire.\u201d \u2013 Cwilkes704<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

That must\u2019ve been an unpleasant interruption.<\/strong> Me imagino a un tipo dejando la cita y corriendo a su casa para apagar el fuego.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. <\/em>Una cita en la c\u00e1rcel<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe both had to use a phone and were separated by plexiglass.\u201d \u2013 The_Spyre<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

What an unusual place for a date! Just a few words to provoke imagination and you\u2019re thinking: \u00bfestaba en la c\u00e1rcel una mujer o un hombre? <\/strong>\u00bfQu\u00e9 hicieron para acabar entre rejas? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. <\/em>\u201cTrilateral meet-up\u201d<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWent to see Up with someone I met online. She insisted on bringing her brother with us and the two of them looked at po*n on each others’ phones the whole time.\u201d \u2013 fluffycritter<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Una cita muy inc\u00f3moda, me imagino. un pobre tipo sentado frente a hermanos raros<\/strong> que no dejaban de mirar sus tel\u00e9fonos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When I read these stories, mine doesn\u2019t seem so scary. At all! Gurl<\/em>, las citas son muy duras<\/strong> Cu\u00eddate y aseg\u00farate de abandonar la cita si te resulta extra\u00f1a e inc\u00f3moda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you wanna read more, here\u2019s the full hilo<\/a>:<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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