{"id":1842,"date":"2020-05-27T12:45:02","date_gmt":"2020-05-27T12:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=1842"},"modified":"2021-08-12T10:15:43","modified_gmt":"2021-08-12T10:15:43","slug":"6-cosas-que-los-tios-dicen-para-conseguir-pantalones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/6-cosas-que-los-tios-dicen-para-conseguir-pantalones\/","title":{"rendered":"6 cosas que los chicos te dicen s\u00f3lo para meterse en tus pantalones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La mayor\u00eda de los hombres dicen cualquier cosa con tal de llevarte a la cama. Por lo general, lo que dicen es desternillante, si entiendes lo que quieren decir.<\/p>\n<p>Algunos de ellos dicen estas cosas porque realmente les gustas y est\u00e1n siendo honestos, pero la mayor\u00eda de ellos <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bolde.com\/14-things-guys-will-say-just-get-laid\/\" rel=\"noopener\">vienen con un mont\u00f3n de mierda s\u00f3lo para echar un polvo<\/a>. (<i>Sorpresa, sorpresa<\/i>)<\/p>\n<p>There are women who can read between the lines and who can see right through those sweet words and smooth actions. These women would be like: \u201cCut the crap and move along\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But, some women fall for those men\u2019s sneaky, \u2018almost perfect\u2019, BS techniques, and who can blame them? It has happened to us all, at least once.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, there are plenty of women who just want to have fun (read: have sex), but nooooo, for guys, \u2018forbidden fruit\u2019 is the sweetest<\/p>\n<p>En otras palabras, hay t\u00edos a los que les excita intentar acostarse con mujeres serias que est\u00e9n dispuestas a sentar la cabeza, que est\u00e9n dispuestas a comprometerse a largo plazo.<\/p>\n<p><b>Guys: Is that your fetish\u2014to sleep with them and dump them?<\/b> <i>\u00a1PARA, en serio, para! <\/i><\/p>\n<p>There are plenty of horny, \u2018just-wanna-have-fun\u2019 fish in the sea. Pick one and let the games begin.<\/p>\n<p>Y, en cuanto a ustedes, se\u00f1oras, que se enamoran de estos hombres y se arrepienten despu\u00e9s, sigan leyendo para ver hasta d\u00f3nde est\u00e1n dispuestos a llegar los hombres s\u00f3lo para <i>\u00a1meterte en la cama!<\/i><\/p>\n<h2>1. Te prometen compromiso<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90578\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-and-woman-meeting-in-the-bar.jpg\" alt=\"hombre y mujer encontrandose en el bar\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-and-woman-meeting-in-the-bar.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-and-woman-meeting-in-the-bar-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-and-woman-meeting-in-the-bar-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ha! That\u2019s a good one!<\/p>\n<p>Guy: <i>\u201cBabe, I like you so much, I wanna be with you\u2026but not right now, ok babe? Don\u2019t worry, soon we\u2019re gonna be together\u2026\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>What a load of BS! The next thing you know, you are putting out because you think you love this guy. He is your future everything. And once the \u2018thing\u2019 is done, he disappears from the face of the earth!<\/p>\n<p>You will sooner discover Atlantis than the place where he\u2019s hiding.<\/p>\n<h2>2. Est\u00e1n de acuerdo con todo lo que dices<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90579\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-in-cafe.jpg\" alt=\"pareja sonriente hablando en un caf\u00e9\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-in-cafe.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-in-cafe-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-in-cafe-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Pruebe esto alguna vez. Diles mentiras notorias e incre\u00edbles. Diles mentiras que son tan obvias. Intenta no partirte de risa mientras lo haces.<\/p>\n<p>A ti: <i>\u201cHey, you know my dad went to space?\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>A \u00e9l:<i> \u201cWoooow, do you have any photos?\u201d<\/i> (Read: invite me over, I don\u2019t care that you\u2019re lying)<\/p>\n<p>A ti: <b><i>#eyeroll #sigh<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u00bfTengo que ir m\u00e1s lejos? Creo que lo has entendido todo.<\/p>\n<p><i>Douchebag <\/i><b><i>ALERTA<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<h2>3. They know how to use \u2018I love you\u2019<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90574\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-whispering-to-woman-while-holding-glass.jpg\" alt=\"hombre susurrando a una mujer mientras sostiene un vaso\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-whispering-to-woman-while-holding-glass.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-whispering-to-woman-while-holding-glass-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-whispering-to-woman-while-holding-glass-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You all know the scenario. You go out, you\u2019re wearing a smoking hot dress, his jaw drops when he sees you.<\/p>\n<p>Toda la cita est\u00e1 cargada de energ\u00eda sexual, con referencias sexuales que salen disparadas de los dos como fuegos artificiales.<\/p>\n<p>You go to his place, horny as hell. You let him get to \u2018first base\u2019 you but he is hoping for the Home Run.<\/p>\n<p>Just when you say \u2018wait\u2019, there he goes with putting on a mask of the sweetest and most caring guy you\u2019ve ever met.<\/p>\n<p>The next thing you hear is whispering in your ear \u2013 <i>I LOVE YOU\u2026 <\/i>Yeah right! Snap out of it, don\u2019t be stupid!<\/p>\n<h2>4. Alcohol is their \u2018best friend\u2019<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90575\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/beautiful-man-and-woman-talking-at-bar.jpg\" alt=\"hermoso hombre y mujer hablando en el bar\" width=\"800\" height=\"542\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/beautiful-man-and-woman-talking-at-bar.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/beautiful-man-and-woman-talking-at-bar-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/beautiful-man-and-woman-talking-at-bar-768x520.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not their intention to get you hammered because, let\u2019s face it, what good are you to them in that stage of drunkenness?<\/p>\n<p>His plan is to get you tipsy\u2014just a few drinks to make you feel as though you may \u2018tip\u2019 over \u2026 right into his bed.<\/p>\n<p>It will get your inhibitions down and his confidence up. If you see his intentions aren\u2019t honorable (usually, they aren\u2019t), quit while you can.<\/p>\n<h2>5. Te est\u00e1n engatusando<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90576\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-while-standing-near-house.jpg\" alt=\"pareja sonriente hablando de pie cerca de casa\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-while-standing-near-house.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-while-standing-near-house-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-while-standing-near-house-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A \u00e9l:<i> \u201cBabe, you make me feel like I\u2019ve never felt before\u2026\u201d <\/i><b><i>#cutthecrap<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>We all know that in most cases (especially when you have just started seeing each other) this means only one thing\u2014<i>Quiero echar un polvo. <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t let them convince you they get weak in the knees when they see you because this usually happens only when sexual pleasure is involved\u2014big applause to the ones who are an exception to the rule (if there are any).<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t forget, you have to take into consideration the timing when they tell you they have never felt like that before.<\/p>\n<p>If it\u2019s in the middle of the action, on the border between the first and second bases, come on! Get your head out of the sand!<\/p>\n<h2>6. Complementan tu cuerpo<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90577\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/young-couple-in-luxury-restaurant.jpg\" alt=\"pareja joven en restaurante de lujo\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/young-couple-in-luxury-restaurant.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/young-couple-in-luxury-restaurant-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/young-couple-in-luxury-restaurant-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tienes delante a un t\u00edo muy cachondo que te dice que tienes un cuerpo estupendo. <i>CONTROL DE LA REALIDAD<\/i>\u2014he is eager to get some and he doesn\u2019t care what you look like. He only cares about the functionality of your \u2018lady parts\u2019. <b>#truthslap<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Estas son sus normas:<\/p>\n<p><i>#1 boobs\u2014checked<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>#2 ass\u2014checked<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>#3 face doesn\u2019t make me want to throw up\u2014checked<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Result\u2014compliment <\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Women, girls, ladies\u2026Don\u2019t let men bullshit you\u2014you are better than that! &nbsp;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-90581 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-724x1024.jpg\" alt=\"6 cosas que los chicos te dicen s\u00f3lo para meterse en tus pantalones\" width=\"724\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-724x1024.jpg 724w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-768x1086.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-1086x1536.jpg 1086w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-1448x2048.jpg 1448w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest.jpg 1587w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 724px) 100vw, 724px\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most guys will say pretty much anything just to get you into bed. Usually, what they come up with is hilarious\u2014if you get where they are going with that. Some of them say these things because they are really into you and they are being honest, but most of them come up with loads of&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":90580,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29646],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-understanding-men"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29646,"label":"understanding men"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants.jpg",800,534,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Selma June","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/author\/selmajune\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29646,"name":"understanding men","slug":"understanding-men","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29646,"taxonomy":"category","description":"Wondering about what's going on inside his head? 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