{"id":33252,"date":"2020-11-20T08:34:53","date_gmt":"2020-11-20T08:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=33252"},"modified":"2022-01-24T19:36:58","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T19:36:58","slug":"10-cosas-divertidisimas-que-solo-las-madres-entenderan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/10-cosas-divertidisimas-que-solo-las-madres-entenderan\/","title":{"rendered":"10 cosas divertid\u00edsimas que s\u00f3lo las madres entender\u00e1n"},"content":{"rendered":"

La maternidad es lo m\u00e1s hermoso que le puede pasar a una mujer. Es el momento de tu vida en el que traes una nueva vida a este mundo.<\/p>\n

Al hacerlo, sabes que una parte de tu coraz\u00f3n late en tu hijo, y como cualquier madre<\/a><\/span>Har\u00e1s lo que sea para cuidarlos y no permitir que les pase nada malo.<\/p>\n

But this phase of every mom\u2019s life has some things that are simply hilarious.<\/p>\n

Aqu\u00ed tienes la lista de las cosas m\u00e1s divertidas que le pasan en la vida a una mam\u00e1 y c\u00f3mo las afronta. \u00a1Permanece atento!<\/p>\n

1. You don\u2019t know when was the last time you went to the toilet alone<\/h2>\n

\"el<\/p>\n

Whenever you want to go to the toilet, your kid will probably start screaming because they don\u2019t know where you are.<\/p>\n

When you tell them you are in the toilet, they will ask to get in. And since they are crying, you won\u2019t have any choice other than to bring them in.<\/p>\n

So, in the end, you will catch yourself sitting on a toilet and trying to poop while your child is sitting on the floor and asking: \u201cMom, what are you doing?\u201d Sound familiar?<\/p>\n

2. Ir solo al supermercado es como unas vacaciones para ti<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

When you are a mom, you won\u2019t be able to go shopping alone because your kids will always want to go with you.<\/p>\n

And even if you already made a list of the things you need to buy, you will forget all about it and run to catch them because they\u2019ve already made a mess in the store.<\/p>\n

In one moment, you realize that the clerk is looking at you like you are the crazy one while you are trying to remove that chocolate from your kid\u2019s mouth while they are screaming.<\/p>\n

3. NUNCA volver\u00e1s a dormir todo lo que quieras<\/h2>\n

\"joven<\/p>\n

Ha sido una semana de mucho trabajo y por fin piensas que podr\u00e1s dormir un poco el fin de semana. Pero no tan r\u00e1pido porque tus hijos peque\u00f1os tienen otros planes.<\/p>\n

Even if it is 6 a.m., they\u2019ve decided to get up (they don\u2019t get up so early when they have to go to the kindergarten) and to pull you out of bed because they want some food and a favorite cartoon.<\/p>\n

Pensando que su marido podr\u00eda ayudarle a resolver este problema, mira a su lado de la cama y se da cuenta de que no hay forma de que pudiera despertarle aunque disparara una pistola cerca de su cabeza.<\/p>\n

En ese momento, te das cuenta de que no hay ayuda, de que eres t\u00fa la que va a madrugar este fin de semana (y todos los dem\u00e1s) y de que nunca dormir\u00e1s lo suficiente. No me extra\u00f1a que las mam\u00e1s tengan siempre tanto sue\u00f1o.<\/p>\n

4. Cuando tu hijo se duerme, por fin respiras<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

It is not that you don\u2019t love your child. In fact, there is no person in the world whom you love as much. But sometimes you simply need some time for yourself.<\/p>\n

As\u00ed, cuando tu hijo se duerme, sientes que por fin puedes descansar y tener un poco de paz.<\/p>\n

Sin embargo, en cuanto te sientas en el sof\u00e1 y enciendes la televisi\u00f3n, oyes dos piececitos que intentan encontrarte para decirte que tu hijo tiene sed.<\/p>\n

Then you give your son or daughter some water and put him or her back to bed. In some cases, getting up from bed can happen multiple times, so don\u2019t hope that you will finally be alone.<\/p>\n

5. Salir con tus amigos es una misi\u00f3n imposible<\/h2>\n

\"amigos<\/p>\n

You haven\u2019t spent some quality time with your friends for a long time, and you miss them a lot.<\/p>\n

El d\u00eda que haces planes para salir a cenar y despu\u00e9s a alguna discoteca, a tu hijo le da fiebre o le pasa otra cosa, y tienes que cancelar la salida nocturna.<\/p>\n

You thought that you will finally have some adult conversation and that you will be able to focus on yourself, but somehow, you find yourself in your child\u2019s bed, being awake all night and checking their body temperature.<\/p>\n

\u00bfPero sabes qu\u00e9? Cuando esas peque\u00f1as manos se agarran a tu cuello, te das cuenta de que vali\u00f3 la pena.<\/p>\n

6. S\u00f3lo escuchas la m\u00fasica que escuchan tus hijos<\/h2>\n

\"madre<\/p>\n

When someone asks you about that new Beyonc\u00e9 song, you stand there looking at them, not believing you didn\u2019t hear it.<\/p>\n

Pero cuando te lo piensas dos veces, te das cuenta de que es imposible que lo sepas porque s\u00f3lo escuchas las canciones que escuchan tus hijos.<\/p>\n

Y no es de extra\u00f1ar que te sepas todas las canciones por sus dibujos animados en lugar de por algo que ser\u00eda interesante para un adulto.<\/p>\n

Welcome to mom\u2019s world!<\/p>\n

7. You don\u2019t know when was the last time you watched a movie<\/h2>\n

\"la<\/p>\n

All your friends are talking about that movie, and you are the only person who didn\u2019t watch it. But you have an excuse for that.<\/p>\n

Conoces a todos los cachorros de la Patrulla Canina, y est\u00e1s muy orgulloso de ello.<\/p>\n

Est\u00e1s tan acostumbrado a los dibujos animados que, aunque tu hijo se vaya a la cama, sigues vi\u00e9ndolos media hora m\u00e1s tarde.<\/p>\n

Seguro que todas las madres se reconocen en estas cosas, \u00bfverdad?<\/p>\n

8. Cuando tu hijo no hace ruido, sabes que nunca es buena se\u00f1al<\/h2>\n

\"ni\u00f1as<\/p>\n

You know that feeling when you are occupied with something in the house, and you don\u2019t hear your child?<\/p>\n

The moment you realize that you think to yourself: \u201cOh fuck, what is he (or she) up to now?\u201d<\/p>\n

And the next thing you see is your sweet girl all covered with your super expensive foundation, smiling at you and asking: \u201cMom, am I pretty?\u201d<\/p>\n

If you don\u2019t lose your cool in a situation like that, you never will because things like this can really bring you to the edge. Isn\u2019t motherhood wonderful?<\/p>\n

9. Tu sal\u00f3n est\u00e1 lleno de juguetes<\/h2>\n

\"beb\u00e9<\/p>\n

\u00bfRecuerdas el periodo de tu vida en el que estabas reci\u00e9n casado y tu casa estaba toda ordenada y limpia?<\/p>\n

Cada cosa que comprabas ten\u00eda su sitio, y estabas muy orgulloso de ti mismo y de tu organizaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

Era tan agradable tomar caf\u00e9 por la ma\u00f1ana temprano en tu nueva mesa blanca, mirando a lo lejos, en paz.<\/p>\n

Then you got kids. Forget that you didn\u2019t have time for your morning coffee\u2014you didn\u2019t have a place to put it on.<\/p>\n

En lugar de tus cosas sobre la mesa, hay juguetes de Paw Patrol o algunas mu\u00f1ecas Barbie, y no tienes sitio para ti.<\/p>\n

And the process isn\u2019t finished yet! But you love it!<\/p>\n

10. When you go to bed, you don\u2019t fall asleep\u2014you faint<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

After your regular work and all the things you need to do in the house, you don\u2019t have any energy in the evening.<\/p>\n

You can\u2019t wait to go to bed where you faint due to how tired you are.<\/p>\n

When you realize that you went to work, cooked lunch for your family afterward cleaned everything, helped the kids have a shower, took a shower yourself, prepared things for the next day and then worked to finish a couple of things for your work, you don\u2019t feel good at all.<\/p>\n

A veces te preguntas de d\u00f3nde sacas la energ\u00eda para hacer todas esas cosas en un solo d\u00eda. Entonces recuerdas que eres madre y que puedes hacerlo todo.<\/p>\n

Queridas madres<\/a>S\u00e9 que todas estas cosas te resultan familiares. Pero quiero que sepas que ser madre es el mejor trabajo que har\u00e1s en tu vida.<\/p>\n

Aunque no te paguen y aunque a veces sea tan duro, la satisfacci\u00f3n es total cuando tus hijos te abrazan y te dicen que te quieren.<\/p>\n

Only in moments like those, you will feel real love\u2014the unconditional and the pure kind. Only then, will you truly feel special.<\/p>\n

Al final, quiero compartir contigo una cita para recordarte el tesoro que tienes en tus brazos cada d\u00eda:<\/p>\n

\u201cWho said the world is big when I can hug mine with my two hands?!\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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