{"id":33259,"date":"2019-02-20T08:56:37","date_gmt":"2019-02-20T08:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=33259"},"modified":"2021-08-12T09:55:35","modified_gmt":"2021-08-12T09:55:35","slug":"10-pequenas-cosas-molestas-que-todo-novio-hace-regularmente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/10-pequenas-cosas-molestas-que-todo-novio-hace-regularmente\/","title":{"rendered":"10 peque\u00f1as cosas molestas que todo novio hace regularmente"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Los novios son criaturas muy raras.<\/p>\n<p>En un momento se muestran cari\u00f1osos y te colman de <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/relationship\/solo-un-hombre-de-verdad-haria-estos-8-gestos-romanticos\/\">dulces gestos<\/a><\/span>y luego otro empiezan a hacer sus cositas molestas como dejar los calcetines debajo de la cama para toda la eternidad, haciendo as\u00ed que pongas a prueba tu tolerancia.<\/p>\n<p>But, who can blame them? It seems it&#8217;s in their nature to exhibit different traits that make you love them and at the same time hate yourself for loving them.<\/p>\n<p>However, one thing&#8217;s for sure\u2014they will never stop doing those little annoying things, and we&#8217;ll never stop bitching about them.<\/p>\n<p>The only thing that&#8217;s left is to remind ourselves of their silly nature and have a good laugh about it!<\/p>\n<h2>1. Pedos y eructos en todos los frentes<\/h2>\n<p>A convenient time for farting and burping doesn&#8217;t exist.<\/p>\n<p>Worst of all is that it is their most amusing fun game that they don&#8217;t have to download to play.<\/p>\n<p>No matter how hard you try to convince them that there\u2019s nothing entertaining about it, they keep being persistent.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes they bring this shit to another level by spreading their silliness when being in public, with you forcing yourself to pretend that you don\u2019t know them. (Unfortunately, you know them pretty well).<\/p>\n<h2>2. Se pone los zapatos mientras est\u00e1 tumbado en el sof\u00e1<\/h2>\n<p>Se pasa todo el d\u00eda en zapatillas ah\u00ed fuera, y luego entra despreocupadamente en el local y se tumba en el sof\u00e1 sin dejar de llevar las mismas malditas zapatillas.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfTan dif\u00edcil es quit\u00e1rselos como el resto de la humanidad? Supongo que \u00e9ste seguir\u00e1 siendo un enigma eterno.<\/p>\n<h2>3. Deja los calcetines debajo de la cama o en el suelo para toda la eternidad<\/h2>\n<p>Lo mismo ocurre con los calcetines. No es lo mismo dejar los calcetines debajo de la cama o en el suelo que meterlos en la cesta.<\/p>\n<p>Lo creas o no, no se lavar\u00e1n solos por arte de magia si los dejas pudri\u00e9ndose en el suelo.<\/p>\n<p>Take off your socks, put them in the hamper, and wear new ones. It\u2019s really as simple as that.<\/p>\n<h2>4. Platos de hojas<\/h2>\n<p>You seriously dare to complain that you don\u2019t have any of your freaking cereal bowls when you know you were voluntarily just piling up dishes in the sink for a whole week?<\/p>\n<p>Para ser m\u00e1s exactos, los ordenabas como si jugaras al maldito Tetris (y para ser sincero a veces me asombra).<\/p>\n<h2>5. Olvida los planes si se hacen unas noches antes<\/h2>\n<p>Si los planes no se anuncian diez d\u00edas antes del acontecimiento y se repiten aproximadamente diez veces cada d\u00eda, los olvidar\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Whether deliberate or not, it just isn\u2019t fucking fair.<\/p>\n<p>If I can remember every goddamn detail about your game, I\u2019m sure as hell positive that you can try to remember one single thing you\u2019re told to.<\/p>\n<h2>6. Usa tu toalla<\/h2>\n<p>\u00bfEn serio? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 es tan dif\u00edcil prestar atenci\u00f3n e intentar memorizar qu\u00e9 toalla es la tuya?<\/p>\n<p>Why would you use my towel, not tell me about it, and reassure me that it\u2019s okay if I wipe my face with the same towel you wiped your ass?<\/p>\n<p>I certainly don\u2019t want my face to smell like your ass because it\u2019s not hygienic (if you\u2019re even familiar with the word).<\/p>\n<h2>7. Remains silent when you&#8217;re pissed off<\/h2>\n<p>If I\u2019m pissed off and you\u2019re being silent, you will make it even worse!<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s no need to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/relationship\/los-hombres-se-alejan-en-los-primeros-compases\/\">alejarse<\/a><\/span> and leave me be because with such behavior, you\u2019ll make me even more pissed off. It\u2019s as simple as that.<\/p>\n<p>Di cualquier cosa, pero no te quedes callado.<\/p>\n<h2>8. Recoge lo que no debe de la tienda<\/h2>\n<p>You ask him to bring soda. He brings milk instead. You\u2019re having a bad period and you need your pads or tampons.<\/p>\n<p>En su lugar, te trae a diario salvaslips. De alguna manera, por arte de magia, siempre se las arregla para coger algo equivocado de la tienda (sin ni siquiera intentarlo).<\/p>\n<p>Y si le das toda la lista, siempre habr\u00e1 al menos una cosa que haya le\u00eddo mal.<\/p>\n<h2>9. Doesn&#8217;t notice the mess around him<\/h2>\n<p>Even if he was sitting in a pile of stinky laundry or was encircled with chocolate wrappers, he simply wouldn\u2019t notice the mess around him.<\/p>\n<p>And when you ask him when he\u2019s about to clean the mess, he asks you: \u201cWhat mess?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And then you start questioning your own sanity whether something\u2019s wrong with your glasses (if you wear them) or if he really doesn\u2019t give a shit about it.<\/p>\n<h2>10. Pretends he&#8217;s listening to you<\/h2>\n<p>Why do guys have this tendency to play a video game or do something else and nod at every single word you say to them, and when you ask them about it, they have no idea what you\u2019re talking about?<\/p>\n<p>I mean, if you were not listening just say you were not listening and spare us repeating the same shit over and over again. (I guess we\u2019ll never understand how their silly brains work).<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-33266\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PINTEREST-2019-02-20T095523.392-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PINTEREST-2019-02-20T095523.392-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PINTEREST-2019-02-20T095523.392-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PINTEREST-2019-02-20T095523.392.jpg 467w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boyfriends are really weird creatures. One moment they are all affectionate, showering you with sweet gestures, and then another they start doing their little annoying things like leaving their socks under the bed for eternity, thus making you test your tolerance. But, who can blame them? It seems it&#8217;s in their nature to exhibit different&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":33265,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29622],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-relationship-advice"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29622,"label":"relationship advice"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/apartment-contemporary-couch-269155.jpg",800,571,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy Nicholson","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29622,"name":"relationship advice","slug":"relationship-advice","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29622,"taxonomy":"category","description":"Making all aspects of your relationship work is one of the biggest challenges. 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