Whether you\u2019re looking for some textos raros para enviar a bae<\/a> in the morning or a line that will make a girl go mad over you \u2013 this is a place for you.<\/p>\n It\u2019s important to note that while some might send the message that you have a great sense of humor, some just might earn you a slap, so make sure palabrotas <\/a> antes de utilizarlo.<\/p>\n Some don\u2019t have to be or should never be used at all but they are worth reading and sharing with friends just for the sake of fun.<\/b><\/p>\n As\u00ed pues, determine lo que quiere conseguir y elija sabiamente entre los cap\u00edtulos siguientes.<\/p>\n En mi opini\u00f3n, lo mejor l\u00edneas para ligar<\/a> are the ones that are straightforward, flirty, and hilarious. Every pick up line should be a combination of these three things (and that’s how you know that you’ve picked the right one)! <\/p>\n Tambi\u00e9n hay frases para ligar que s\u00f3lo est\u00e1n reservadas a los atrevidos, como \u00e9sta: You know, if I were you, I\u2019d have sex with me. <\/i><\/p>\n Si alguien usara esta frase para ligar conmigo, me sorprender\u00eda su nivel de confianza, audacia y creatividad. No todo el mundo tiene el valor de ir sucio (y me refiero a muy sucio), pero si t\u00fa lo tienes, \u00a1sabes que eres lo m\u00e1ximo! <\/p>\n 1. I could\u2019ve called heaven and asked for an angel but I am hoping you\u2019re a dirty devil instead.<\/p>\n 2. You know, if I were you, I\u2019d have sex with me.<\/p>\n 3. \u00bfTe llamas Invierno? Porque ya te veo venir.<\/p>\n 4. I\u2019m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.<\/p>\n 5. The only thing I was creative with today was my dirty thoughts\u2026 Guess who inspired them all?<\/p>\n 6. Creo que podr\u00eda caer locamente en la cama contigo.<\/p>\n 7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I\u2019d put my name first so you could memorize what to moan later on tonight.<\/p>\n 8. I may not go down in history but I\u2019ll go down on you.<\/p>\n 9. That shirt\u2019s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I\u2019d be coming too.<\/p>\n 10. You\u2019re on my list of things to do tonight.<\/b> 12. I\u2019m typing this with one hand because my other hand is busy\u2026<\/p>\n 13. Are you a magician? Because you\u2019ve made a part of me move without even touching it.<\/p>\n 14. S\u00f3lo pensar en que me toques me excita literalmente.<\/p>\n RELACIONADO: 220 preguntas sucias para tu novia o novio<\/a><\/p>\n \u00bfBuscas las mejores frases para ligar? No busques m\u00e1s, querida dama. Envi\u00e1ndole una de estas frases para ligar, le har\u00e1s saber lo divertida, despreocupada y segura de ti misma que eres. <\/p>\n Trust me, guys LOVE girls who don’t take themselves too seriously. The easiest way to win any man out there is to impresi\u00f3nale con tu gran sentido del humor <\/a> y tu habilidad para jugar con las palabras de forma sucia.<\/p>\n It’s true that <\/b>los hombres son criaturas visuales<\/b><\/a> but they are imaginative creatures as well. If you can spark his imagination with just a few words, he’ll see you as <\/b>una verdadera diosa<\/b><\/a>. \u00c9stos son algunos de <\/b>las cosas m\u00e1s calientes para decirle y ponerlo de humor<\/b><\/a>\u00a1! (Adem\u00e1s, aqu\u00ed hay algunos cosas sexys que decirle a tu novio<\/a> y volverlo loco).<\/b><\/p>\n 15. Hice una apuesta con mi amigo; me dijo que las chicas odian el oral, as\u00ed que \u00bfquieres ayudarme a ganar y demostrarle que se equivoca?<\/p>\n 16. Si estuvi\u00e9ramos juntos, \u00bfqu\u00e9 te gustar\u00eda que te hiciera?<\/p>\n 17. I\u2019m no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!<\/p>\n 18. Estaba pensando en ti y en m\u00ed y, de repente, de la nada, me encontr\u00e9 completamente desnuda y empalmada. \u00a1\u00bfC\u00f3mo sucedi\u00f3 eso?!<\/p>\n 19. I have a mystery for you but I\u2019ll give you a clue. Tonight, someone will be the special guest between my legs.<\/p>\n 20. Anoche estuviste gritando palabras obscenas. \u00bfQuieres repetirlo esta noche?<\/b> 22. \u00bfEs usted general del ej\u00e9rcito? Porque tiene a mis soldados en posici\u00f3n de firmes.<\/p>\n 23. I think it\u2019s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back\u2026 \u201cNice ass!\u201d<\/p>\n 24. Call me \u2018fireman\u2019\u2026. because girl, you are on fire and I am here to save you.<\/p>\n V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 305 frases rom\u00e1nticas para ligar que le derretir\u00e1n el coraz\u00f3n <\/a><\/p>\n Dirty pick up lines to say to a guy don’t always need to be extra dirty in order for you to catch his attention. You can achieve the same effect by simply asking him something like: \u00bfQu\u00e9 llevas puesto ahora? <\/i><\/p>\n By asking him this, he’ll notice your dirty intentions between the lines and that’s the beauty of subtle flirting. Also, if you’re looking for pick up lines that are suitable for special occasions such as Valentine’s Day<\/a>te recomiendo que elijas frases para ligar sobre besos.<\/p>\n Son rom\u00e1nticos, sutiles y eficaces: Dicen que besar es un lenguaje de amor, as\u00ed que \u00bfte importar\u00eda iniciar una conversaci\u00f3n conmigo? <\/i><\/p>\n But whenever you’re feeling dirty, feel free to indulge yourself with these dirty-licious pickup lines: <\/p>\n 25. I\u2019m so shy <\/a> but you have no idea what I\u2019m thinking about right now.<\/span><\/p>\n 26. \u00bfTe gusta dibujar? Porque pongo la d en crudo.<\/p>\n 27. Tell me your secret fetish. I bet I\u2019ll like it.<\/p>\n 28. Let\u2019s go to my place and do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.<\/p>\n 29. Let\u2019s make a deal; send me your nudes and I\u2019ll send you mine.<\/p>\n 30. Just writing to let you know that I\u2019m lying on my bed completely naked, thinking about you. 32. Just wanted to tell you that my new underwear looks really amazing and sexy on my skin. If you don\u2019t believe me, I think you should see it for yourself.<\/b><\/p>\n RELACIONADO: 140 preguntas sucias para seducir a una chica<\/a><\/p>\n 33. Tu ropa me incomoda; por favor, qu\u00edtatela.<\/p>\n 34. Tengo un sucio desaf\u00edo <\/a> for you: Guess the color of my underwear\u2026 If you guess right, I will give you anything you want tonight.<\/p>\n 35. Nena, eres demasiado sexy para que me resista.<\/p>\n 36. Let\u2019s play a game. The fastest person to take their clothes off wins.<\/p>\n 37. Want to see if you can add \u2018has an awesome gag reflex\u2019 to your resume?<\/p>\n 38. Me siento incre\u00edblemente excitada cuando pienso en ti toc\u00e1ndome ah\u00ed abajo.<\/p>\n 39. What are you wearing right now? \u201cNothing!\u201d would be the perfect answer.<\/p>\n Mientras que Amazon es el lugar donde puedes encontrar productos sucios y baratos (juego de palabras intencionado), Tinder es el lugar donde puedes encontrar las l\u00edneas de ligue m\u00e1s sucias y coquetas y otros elementos sucios. <\/p>\n No hace mucho, un chico de Tinder me envi\u00f3 un meme de frases sucias para ligar que estaba escrito sobre la foto de Nutella: <\/b>Are your legs made of Nutella? Cuz I’d like to spread them.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n For a second, I pretended to be offended but then I couldn’t help myself but burst into a laugh because this pick up line is truly genius! <\/p>\n Regardless of whether you’re a guy or a girl, if you need to update your list of pick up lines for Tinder, here are some ingeniously badass pick up lines to choose from: <\/p>\n 40. Por favor, peca conmigo para que tengas algo que decir en tu pr\u00f3ximo confesionario. 42. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? \u2018Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!<\/p>\n 43. Do you have an Asian passport? Because I\u2019m China get into Japantees.<\/p>\n 44. I\u2019m a zombie, can I eat you out?<\/p>\n 45. Chica, deber\u00edas vender perritos calientes, \u00a1porque ya sabes hacer un puesto de salchichas!<\/p>\n 46. I\u2019m under so many blankets and I\u2019m still cold\u2026 I guess I should put on some clothes\u2026<\/b><\/p>\n 47. Hoy he estado mirando juguetes sexuales y he encontrado unos cuantos que me encantar\u00eda usar contigo.<\/p>\n 48. El FBI quiere robarme el pene. \u00bfPuedo esconderlo dentro de ti?<\/p>\n 49. Puede que no sea cristalero ni reparador de ning\u00fan tipo, pero a\u00fan as\u00ed puedo rellenar tu grieta.<\/p>\n 50. I\u2019m not romantic and I\u2019m not big on watching sunsets but I\u2019d love to see you go down on me. 52. La pr\u00f3xima vez que te vea, quiero estar lo m\u00e1s sucio posible.<\/p>\n 53. Si te digo algunas de mis mejores frases sucias para ligar y te hago sentir un cosquilleo ah\u00ed abajo, \u00bfpuede eso contar como preliminares?<\/p>\n 54. \u00bfSabes qu\u00e9? Quiero sentirte encima de m\u00ed lo antes posible.<\/p>\n 55. Tengo un deseo que puedes cumplir. Quiero que me desnudes lentamente y muerdas cada cent\u00edmetro de mi cuerpo sin dejar ninguno sin tocar.<\/b><\/p>\n 56. Espero tenerte m\u00e1s tarde.<\/p>\n 57. Ojal\u00e1 fueras un gel de ducha para poder sentirte en todo mi cuerpo.<\/p>\n 58. I don\u2019t think I want your babies, at least not yet, but I wouldn\u2019t mind refining my babymaking technique with you.<\/p>\n 59. Are you a termite? \u2018Cause you\u2019re about to have a mouth full of wood.<\/p>\n 60. Does your job have anything to do with politics? Because there\u2019s a political uprising in my pants!<\/p>\n 61. \u00bfCu\u00e1ndo te diste cuenta de que te gustaba?<\/p>\n Estas palabras desencadenantes funcionan mejor cuando se utilizan como frases sucias para ligar, as\u00ed que \u00bfa qu\u00e9 esperas? <\/b><\/p>\n 62. Hello, I\u2019m bisexual. I\u2019d like to BUY you a drink\u2026 and then get sexual.<\/p>\n 63. Are you a farmer? Because you\u2019ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!<\/p>\n 64. \u00a1Tu sonrisa es casi tan grande, c\u00e1lida y encantadora como mi D!<\/p>\n 65. Hey, do you have an inhaler? \u2018Cause I heard you got that ass ma!<\/p>\n 66. Let\u2019s play carpenter. First we\u2019ll get hammered, then I\u2019ll nail you.<\/p>\n 67. \u00bfQuieres condimentar mi vida sexual?<\/p>\n 68. I\u2019m planning on having sex with you later, so it would be great if you could be there!<\/p>\n 69. \u00bfCu\u00e1l fue su sue\u00f1o ex\u00f3tico m\u00e1s reciente y estaba yo en \u00e9l?<\/b><\/p>\n 70. Nena, \u00bferes un ascensor? Porque quiero bajar sobre ti.<\/p>\n 71. I can tell you\u2019ve been working out. Why don\u2019t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?<\/p>\n 72. \u00bfCon qu\u00e9 frecuencia piensas en m\u00ed cuando te masturbas?<\/p>\n 73. They\u2019re called \u2018eyebrows\u2019 \u2018cause my eyes are browsin\u2019 your fine ass.<\/p>\n 74. Tu cara me recuerda a una llave inglesa; cada vez que pienso en ella, se me aprietan las tuercas.<\/p>\n 75. La ropa que llevas ahora mismo quedar\u00eda genial en un mont\u00f3n arrugado en el suelo de mi habitaci\u00f3n. 77. Quiero conocer tu opini\u00f3n sobre el sexo en lugares p\u00fablicos.<\/p>\n 78. Oh nena, si fueras una lavadora, pondr\u00eda mi carga sucia dentro de ti.<\/b><\/p>\n 79. Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want what I\u2019m packing.<\/p>\n 80. Are you a raisin? Because you\u2019re raisin\u2019 my dick.<\/p>\n 81. \u00bfCu\u00e1l es la prenda m\u00e1s sexy que tiene y cu\u00e1ndo puedo verla con ella?<\/p>\n 82. I heard your grades are bad\u2026 Let me tutor you, I\u2019m sure I can get you a D.<\/p>\n 83. Are you a racehorse? \u2018Cause when I ride, you\u2019ll always finish first.<\/p>\n 84. Mi amigo de all\u00ed quiere tu n\u00famero para saber d\u00f3nde localizarme por la ma\u00f1ana.<\/p>\n 85. \u00bfHas tenido alguna vez una aventura de una noche? En caso negativo, \u00bfte gustar\u00eda tenerla?<\/b> 87. If you\u2019re feeling down, I can feel you up.<\/p>\n 88. If it\u2019s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by ma\u00f1ana<\/a>.<\/p>\n 89. \u00bfCu\u00e1ndo fue la primera vez que te diste cuenta de que quer\u00edas aprovecharte de mi cuerpo?<\/p>\n 90. Are you a flight attendant? \u2018Cause I intend to make you feel like flying without even leaving the ground.<\/p>\n 91. Culpo a su tetas perfectas <\/a> por mi incapacidad para concentrarme durante nuestras conversaciones.<\/p>\n Adem\u00e1s, se olvidan de que algunas frases para ligar pueden ser consideradas inapropiadas por algunas chicas, as\u00ed que \u00a1recuerda siempre elegir sabiamente! Evita enviar frases sucias (demasiado) cursis y est\u00fapidas que no la hagan re\u00edr ni la impresionen de ninguna manera.<\/p>\n Cuando se trata de <\/b>L\u00edneas para ligar en Tinder<\/b><\/a>, ‘dirty with style’ pick up lines are your best bet. Funny and cute pick up lines are also a good combo.<\/b> <\/p>\n 92. \u00bfTienes una posici\u00f3n favorita y quieres que la probemos esta noche?<\/p>\n 93. \u00bfEres un pirata? Porque tengo mucho semen esper\u00e1ndote.<\/p>\n 94. Are you from the ghetto? Cause I\u2019m about to ghetto hold of dat ass.<\/p>\n 95. Can I park my car in your garage? It\u2019s pretty big but it doesn\u2019t leak.<\/p>\n 96. Confess\u2014what is your sexiest guilty pleasure?<\/p>\n 97. \u00bfTe has ba\u00f1ado desnudo alguna vez? \u00bfQuieres ir esta noche?<\/p>\n 98. \u00bfSabes lo que me gusta en una chica? Mi pene.<\/p>\n 99. \u00a1Debes ser m\u00e9dico! Acabas de curar mi disfunci\u00f3n er\u00e9ctil.<\/p>\n 100. Do you like Adele? \u2018Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.<\/b><\/p>\n 101. \u00bfTe excita hablar sucio y quieres probarlo conmigo?<\/p>\n 102. Is your dad a baker? Because you\u2019ve got a nice set of buns.<\/p>\n 103. Tus piernas son como una galleta Oreo; quiero partirlas y comerme todo lo bueno del centro.<\/p>\n 104. Has anyone ever told you your ass looks like a phone? \u2018Cause I want to hit the pound button all day long.<\/p>\n 105. \u00bfLe gusta que le pregunten preguntas traviesas<\/a>?<\/p>\n \u00bfQuieres enloquecerlos <\/a> y asombrarles con tu creatividad? Seguro que s\u00ed. Puedes enloquecer a alguien de muchas maneras, pero una de las preferidas por la mayor\u00eda es bromear sutilmente y con humor. <\/p>\n No, you won’t need to waste half of your life on finding the best pick up lines for this purpose because we’ve already done that for you. Enjoy! <\/b><\/p>\n Are you a shark? Because I\u2019ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.<\/p>\n 106. \u00bfHas besado alguna vez a un conejo entre las orejas? [\u00bfTe gustar\u00eda?<\/p>\n 107. \u00bfC\u00f3mo se llama un ping\u00fcino con un pene grande? Un rompehielos.<\/p>\n 108. (Al enviar un mensaje de texto) Si estuviera a tu lado ahora mismo, \u00bfqu\u00e9 te gustar\u00eda que te hiciera?<\/p>\n 109. He perdido mi virginidad. \u00bfMe das la tuya? 112. I lost my keys\u2026 Can I check your pants?<\/b><\/p>\n 113. Baby, your bone structure is giving my \u2018bone\u2019 structure.<\/p>\n 114. Si fuera un cartucho de Nintendo, \u00bfme la chupar\u00edas?<\/p>\n 115. \u00bfCrees en el karma? Porque conozco algunas buenas posiciones del Karma Sutra.<\/p>\n 116. Do you work at The Home Depot? Because you\u2019re giving me wood.<\/p>\n 117. You must wonder why people call me the bar stool\u2026 It\u2019s because of my third leg.<\/p>\n 118. \u00bfTe gustan los juegos sexys?<\/p>\n 119. I\u2019m not a dick in real life but I\u2019ll play one in your vagina tonight!<\/p>\n 120. Cuando te vi, perd\u00ed la lengua. \u00bfPuedo meterme la tuya en la boca?<\/b> 122. Tienes el culo muy apretado, \u00bfquieres que te lo afloje?<\/p>\n 123. \u00bfTe gusta el sexo telef\u00f3nico y quieres probarlo?<\/p>\n 124. Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between \u201968 and \u201970.<\/p>\n 125. I have to admit I\u2019m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn\u2019t have to be.<\/p>\n 126. Do you have a shovel? Because I\u2019m digging that ass.<\/p>\n 127. \u00bfCu\u00e1l es tu parte favorita de mi cuerpo?<\/b><\/p>\n 128. OMG chica, mira como suben esas piernas tuyas y se hacen un culo.<\/p>\n 129. Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me and I\u2019ll owe you one.<\/p>\n 130. I hope you like dragons because I\u2019ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight. 132. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I\u2019d put \u2018U\u2019 between \u2018F\u2019 and \u2018CK\u2019.<\/p>\n 133. Si pudieras elegir un lugar en cualquier parte del mundo para tener sexo, \u00bfd\u00f3nde ser\u00eda?<\/p>\n 134. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you\u2019re hot.<\/p>\n 135. Hey baby! I\u2019d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.<\/p>\n 136. I\u2019m like Domino\u2019s Pizza. If I don\u2019t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.<\/p>\n 137. Te compr\u00e9 lencer\u00eda y me encantar\u00eda que la modelaras para m\u00ed. \u00bfQu\u00e9 dices, har\u00e1s realidad mis sue\u00f1os?<\/b><\/p>\n 138. \u00bfEres mi nuevo jefe? Porque me acabas de subir el sueldo.<\/p>\n 139. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore\u2014my face should be among them.<\/p>\n 140. \u00bfTu co\u00f1o huele a pescado? Porque me gusta el sushi. 142. I\u2019ll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.<\/p>\n Is there anything more satisfying than funny pick up lines with sarcastic elements that have the power to get you every time (no matter how many times you’ve heard them before)? <\/p>\n I’m a huge fan of funny jokes, dirty jokes, nerdy jokes, you name it. But more than that I enjoy nerdy pick up lines and sometimes even the cheesy ones. <\/p>\n Here’s one of my favorite cheesy pick up lines: <\/b>I\u2019m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n Si prefieres los chistes picantes y las frases sucias para ligar a las cosas cursis, tengo una para ti:<\/b><\/p>\n Knock <\/b><\/p>\n Who’s there?<\/b><\/p>\n \u00a1Aldo!<\/p>\n \u00bfQu\u00e9 Aldo?<\/p>\n \u00a1Aldo lo que sea por ti!<\/p>\n Okay, enough of cheesy pick up lines and knock-knock jokes. It’s time to <\/b>ensucia-flirtea<\/b><\/a>! <\/b><\/p>\n 143. You are so selfish. You\u2019re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.<\/p>\n 144. Oye nena, creo que acabas de convertir mi dos por cuatro en un cuatro por ocho.<\/p>\n 145. Hey cari\u00f1o, \u00bfquieres ir a medias con un beb\u00e9?<\/p>\n 146. I\u2019d hide every chair in the world just so you\u2019d have to sit on my face.<\/p>\n 147. D\u00e9jame insertar mi enchufe en tu toma y podemos generar algo de electricidad.<\/p>\n 148. \u00bfHas probado alguna vez el bondage?<\/p>\n 149. If I\u2019m a pain in your ass\u2026 We can just add more lubricant.<\/p>\n 150. Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I\u2019d love to spread them!<\/b> 152. Do you know your ABCs? \u2018Cause I wanna give you the fourth letter of the alphabet.<\/p>\n 153. I don\u2019t care how many guys you have had sex with and you won\u2019t either once you try me.<\/p>\n 154. \u00bfQu\u00e9 tiene cuatro patas, dos almohadas y lo \u00fanico que le falta es la chica m\u00e1s guapa encima? Mi cama, por supuesto. \u00bfPuedes arreglarla?<\/p>\n 155. \u00bfPuedo leer su camiseta en braille?<\/p>\n 156. \u00bfEres directo o te gusta andarte por las ramas? En otras palabras, \u00bfte gustan los preliminares o ir directamente al grano?<\/p>\n 157. My special watch says you\u2019re not wearing any underwear\u2026 Oh you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast.<\/p>\n 158. Do you trust me? If you do, let me blindfold you and lead you to an orgasm\u2026<\/p>\n 159. I\u2019ll be Burger King and you be McDonald\u2019s. I\u2019ll have it my way and you\u2019ll be lovin\u2019 it.<\/b><\/p>\n 160. We should play strip poker. You can strip and I\u2019ll poke you. 162. \u00bfEres una vaquera? Porque puedo verte mont\u00e1ndome.<\/p>\n 163. \u00bfHas utilizado alguna vez accesorios en el dormitorio y quieres probarlo?<\/p>\n 164. They call me the cat whisperer, \u2018cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.<\/p>\n 165. Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy\u2019s getting smashed tonight!<\/p>\n 166. You must be the lottery lady on TV? Because I\u2019m picturing you holding up my balls.<\/p>\n 167. Are you my homework? \u2018Cause I\u2019m not doing you but I definitely should be.<\/p>\n 168. \u00bfQu\u00e9 es lo que m\u00e1s te excita? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 a m\u00ed? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 tanto?<\/b><\/p>\n 169. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you\u2019re making me hard.<\/p>\n 170. Do you like jalape\u00f1os? Because in no time I\u2019ll be jalape\u00f1o pussy. 172. Fuck me if I\u2019m wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?<\/p>\n 173. That\u2019s a beautiful smile but it\u2019d look even better if it was all you were wearing.<\/p>\n 174. \u00bfTe criaste en una granja de pollos? Porque seguro que sabes c\u00f3mo criar un gallo.<\/p>\n 175. You know what cums after C\u2026 The D!<\/p>\n It’s time to spice up those chat-up lines! If there’s one thing that annoys me when it comes to sexting messages or texting in general, it’s repetition. I don’t know about girls but many guys tend to repeat themselves which is not fun at all.<\/p>\n One time a guy sent me the same pick up line THREE TIMES! Seriously? Well, he either has dementia or he doesn’t really care about being more versatile and inventive.<\/p>\n Yes, it’s relatively easy to run out of new pick up lines if you use only those that you learned by heart (like this guy) and that’s why you need to make sure you have enough material that will help you diferenciarse del resto<\/a>. <\/p>\n It’s time to step up your pick up lines game! <\/b><\/p>\n 176. Las rosas son rojas, las violetas son finas. Si yo soy el 6, \u00bfser\u00e1s t\u00fa el 9?<\/p>\n 177. I\u2019m going to make you breakfast\u2026 Omelette you suck this dick.<\/p>\n 178. S\u00f3lo quedar\u00e1n siete planetas despu\u00e9s de que destruya Urano.<\/p>\n 179. \u00bfPiensas en m\u00ed cuando te masturbas?<\/p>\n 180. I like my women like I like my ice cream\u2026 fat-free and dripping down my fingers. 182. Hey baby, what\u2019s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead or yield?<\/p>\n 183. \u00bfMuerde?<\/p>\n 184. Let\u2019s say you and me hook up tonight; are we going to need a code word?<\/b><\/p>\n 185. Perd\u00ed mis pantalones, \u00bfte importa si envuelvo tus piernas a mi alrededor en su lugar?<\/p>\n 186. Touch your toes and I\u2019ll show you where the rocket goes!<\/p>\n 187. Do you like alphabet soup? \u2018Cause you gonna be choking on the D.<\/p>\n 188. \u00bfEres una tortilla? Porque quiero darte la vuelta y comerte.<\/p>\n 189. On a scale from one to \u2018The Human Centipede\u2019, how close am I to that ass?<\/p>\n 190. \u00bfQu\u00e9 hace una buena chica como t\u00fa en una mente sucia como la m\u00eda? 192. Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg\u2019s crystal.<\/b><\/p>\n 193. I\u2019m no rooster but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you.<\/p>\n 194. \u00bfTe gusta fuerte? Si es as\u00ed, puedo hacerte gritar y suplicar m\u00e1s.<\/p>\n 195. \u00bfEres Flappy Bird? Porque podr\u00eda darte golpecitos toda la noche.<\/p>\n 196. \u00bfTrabajas para UPS? Jurar\u00eda que te vi revisando mi paquete.<\/p>\n 197. What\u2019s the speed limit of sex? [What?] 68. Because at 69, YOU have to turn around!<\/p>\n 198. Puedes tocar el m\u00edo si yo puedo tocar el tuyo con el m\u00edo.<\/p>\n 199. S\u00f3lo recuerda: Para ti, soy virgen.<\/p>\n 200. \u00bfHacerlo en lugares prohibidos te excita tanto como a m\u00ed? 202. \u00bfCu\u00e1l es la fantas\u00eda m\u00e1s pervertida que tienes conmigo y quieres hacerla realidad?<\/b><\/p>\n 203. Ll\u00e1mame Hojas porque deber\u00edas chup\u00e1rmela.<\/p>\n 204. I just popped a Viagra. So we\u2019ve got about thirty minutes or less to get back to your place.<\/p>\n 205. \u00bfTe gustar\u00eda probar un beso australiano? Es como un beso franc\u00e9s, pero en Australia.<\/p>\n 206. \u00bfPrefieres sextear o hablar sucio <\/a> \u00bfPor tel\u00e9fono?<\/p>\n 207. I\u2019d treat you like a snowstorm; give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.<\/p>\n 208. I\u2019m like a Rubik\u2019s Cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get!<\/p>\n 209. \u00bfEres un trampol\u00edn? Porque quiero rebotar en ti.<\/p>\n 210. As long as I have a face, you\u2019ll have a place to sit. 212. Remember my name, because you\u2019ll be screaming it later.<\/p>\n 213. What\u2019s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don\u2019t have a Ferrari.<\/p>\n 214. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 pagar un sujetador caro cuando yo estar\u00eda m\u00e1s que feliz de sostenerte las tetas todo el d\u00eda gratis?<\/p>\n 215. La pizza es mi segunda cosa favorita para comer en la cama.<\/p>\n 216. Si tuviera que elegir un puesto para el resto de su vida, \u00bfcu\u00e1l elegir\u00eda?<\/p>\n 217. La \u00fanica raz\u00f3n por la que te echar\u00eda de la cama ser\u00eda para hacerte el amor en el suelo.<\/p>\n 218. Your place or mine? Tell you what, I\u2019ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.<\/b><\/p>\n 219. \u00bfQu\u00e9 quieres hacerme esta noche?<\/p>\n 220. I love my bed but I\u2019d rather be in yours. 222. Hola, \u00bfquieres tener a mis hijos? [No] OK, \u00bfpodemos practicar entonces?<\/p>\n 223. \u00bfTrabajas en Subway? Porque me acabas de dar un footlong.<\/p>\n 224. \u00bfCu\u00e1l es su dormitorio lista de cosas que hacer antes de morir <\/a> ? Quiero saber cada sucio detalle.<\/p>\n 225. I\u2019m afraid of the dark\u2026 Will you sleep with me tonight?<\/p>\n There’s something utterly badass about freaky pick up lines that not everyone dares to use. I have enormous respect for those who have their own style and don’t give a damn about what others will think of them<\/a>.<\/p>\n \u00bfEs usted una de esas personas? \u00bfTienes agallas para utilizar las frases m\u00e1s extra\u00f1as para ligar con alguien? <\/i><\/b><\/p>\n Si la respuesta es afirmativa, \u00a1dese el capricho! <\/b><\/p>\n 226. I hope you have a sewing machine, \u2018cause I\u2019m gonna tear dat ass up.<\/p>\n 227. I spent way too much money on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don\u2019t need it after all.<\/p>\n 228. Si ambos fu\u00e9ramos ardillas, \u00bfme dejar\u00edas reventar una nuez en tu agujero?<\/p>\n 229. Debes ser Medusa porque me pones duro como una piedra.<\/p>\n 230. Baby, I\u2019m like a firefighter; I find \u2019em hot and leave \u2019em wet! 232. My dick\u2019s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?<\/p>\n 233. \u00a1Brrr! Tengo las manos fr\u00edas. \u00bfPuedo tenerlas entre tus tetas para calentarlas?<\/p>\n 234. \u00bfEn qu\u00e9 puedo servirle esta noche?<\/b><\/p>\n 235. Si yo fuera un robot y t\u00fa tambi\u00e9n, si perdiera un tornillo, \u00bfme dar\u00edas un tornillo?<\/p>\n 236. Yeah, I\u2019m an asshole but will that stop me from getting in yours?<\/p>\n 237. Hey, let\u2019s play farmers. You be the land and I\u2019ll be the one planting the seed.<\/p>\n 238. Is your name Dora? Because I\u2019ll let you explore my manhood.<\/p>\n 239. \u00bfQuieres que vaya de comando?<\/p>\n 240. I hope you\u2019re a plumber, \u2018cause you got my pipe leaking. 242. Si fuera una sand\u00eda, \u00bfescupir\u00edas o tragar\u00edas mi semilla?<\/p>\n 243. Playing doctor is childish! Forget that! Let\u2019s play gynecologist.<\/p>\n 244. La pr\u00f3xima vez que vaya de compras contigo, \u00bfte colar\u00edas en el probador conmigo?<\/b><\/p>\n 245. I think my allergies are getting worse, \u2018cause every time you\u2019re around, my dick swells up.<\/p>\n 246. Dejemos que s\u00f3lo el l\u00e1tex se interponga entre nuestro amor.<\/p>\n 247. \u00bfLe importar\u00eda enviarme un mensaje sexy<\/a> o una foto sexy de ti mismo?<\/p>\n 248. Walk up to a female and look at her crotch, then look at her face, back to crotch, back to face and say, \u201cAre you gonna eat that?\u201d<\/p>\n 249. \u00bfEres un le\u00f3n marino? Porque puedo mar tu le\u00f3n en mi cama esta noche.<\/p>\n 250. \u00bfQuieres que vaya esta noche? 252. Si llegaras a casa esta noche y me encontraras tumbada desnuda en tu sof\u00e1, \u00bfqu\u00e9 har\u00edas?<\/b><\/p>\n 253. Tengo un gran dolor de cabeza. He o\u00eddo que la mejor cura para los dolores de cabeza es el sexo. \u00bfQu\u00e9 te parece si me ayudas, subimos e intentamos encontrar un remedio?<\/p>\n 254. \u00bfVienes a menudo o esperas a llegar a casa?<\/p>\n 255. \u00bfQu\u00e9 parte de m\u00ed echas m\u00e1s de menos ahora mismo?<\/p>\n 256. That outfit looks great on you\u2026 but you know what? So would I.<\/p>\n 257. Why wouldn\u2019t you throw a surprise for your roommate and not go home tonight?<\/p>\n 258. Baby, I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses\u2014one leg over each ear.<\/p>\n 259. Si lanzo una moneda al aire, \u00bfqu\u00e9 probabilidades tengo de que salga cara?<\/p>\n 260. Si s\u00f3lo nos quedaran treinta minutos juntos en este planeta, \u00bfqu\u00e9 har\u00edamos? 262. I\u2019m a gynecologist at Doctors Without Borders. How long has it been since your last check-up?<\/b><\/p>\n 263. Disculpe, estoy a punto de masturbarme y necesitaba un nombre que acompa\u00f1ara a la cara.<\/p>\n 264. \u00bfLavas tus bragas con Windex? Porque realmente puedo verme en ellas.<\/p>\n 265. If you\u2019re feeling stressed, how would you like me to help you relax?<\/p>\n 266. Are you my co-pilot \u2018Cause I\u2019ma take you to the cockpit.<\/p>\n 267. \u00bfSon Guess esos vaqueros? \u00a1\u00bfPorque adivina qui\u00e9n quiere estar dentro de ellos?!<\/p>\n 268. Oye, ya que te levant\u00e9 el \u00e1nimo, \u00bfqu\u00e9 tal si te levantas la camisa?<\/p>\n 269. \u00bfTe gustar\u00eda atarme y hacerme lo que quieras esta noche?<\/p>\n 270. Don\u2019t ever change. Just get naked. 272. If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven\u2019t been in my pants yet!<\/b><\/p>\n 273. Mi pene es como un diccionario, \u00bfquieres que te vuele la cabeza?<\/p>\n 274. \u00bfQu\u00e9 te parecer\u00eda pasar la noche desnuda conmigo, hablando sucio, pero sin poder tocarte durante una hora entera?<\/p>\n 275. Do you like chocolate? \u2018Cause you\u2019re gonna \u2018choke a lot\u2019 on this dick.<\/p>\n 276. Perdone, pero \u00bfle da la cabeza a desconocidos? (Respuesta: No) Entonces, perm\u00edtame que me presente.<\/p>\n 277. \u00bfPuede decirme a qu\u00e9 hora se le abren las piernas, por favor?<\/p>\n 278. \u00bfPensar en m\u00ed te hace mojar?<\/p>\n 279. \u00a1Ese vestido quedar\u00eda genial en el suelo de mi habitaci\u00f3n!<\/b><\/p>\n 280. Babe, do you need to get your protein levels up? Because I\u2019d gladly put my meat inside you.<\/p>\n 282. Quiero derretirme en tu boca, no en tu mano.<\/p>\n 283. You are so selfish! You\u2019re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.<\/p>\n 284. My couch pulls out but I don\u2019t.<\/p>\n 285. Si tuvi\u00e9ramos que rolear esta noche, \u00bfen qu\u00e9 te hubiera gustado m\u00e1s verme?<\/p>\n 286. \u00bfEst\u00e1s marcando con el culo? Porque te juro que ese culo me est\u00e1 llamando.<\/p>\n 287. Si dices que vienes a casa conmigo, te juro que te ahorrar\u00e9 todas las sucias frases para ligar que conozco.<\/b><\/p>\n 288. You\u2019re so hot even my zipper is enamorado de ti<\/a>.<\/p>\n 289. Si tu pierna derecha fuera Navidad y la izquierda Pascua, \u00bfme dejar\u00edas venir a cenar entre las fiestas?<\/p>\n 290. If we weren\u2019t in a public place at the moment, you have absolutely no idea what I would do to you. 292. Damn, I\u2019m so hungry for you. If you don\u2019t come now, I\u2019ll call 911 and tell them that it\u2019s an emergency.<\/p>\n 293. Does your name start with \u201cC\u201d because I can \u201cC\u201d us getting down. (DODANO)<\/b><\/p>\n Let’s be honest. Social media and dating app profiles require so much time and devotion if you want to present yourself in the desired way. <\/p>\n Desde tus fotos de perfil hasta los pies de foto (por no hablar de los filtros), tienes que pensar en todos los detalles, lo que a veces puede resultar realmente agotador.<\/p>\n Well, that’s where dirty pick up lines come to the rescue! How? By sending him or her one of these pick up lines, you’ll let them know what’s exactly going on in your mind.<\/p>\n Enviar una de estas frases para ligar s\u00f3lo lleva un segundo, pero su efecto puede durar mucho m\u00e1s. (M\u00e1s de lo que imaginas). <\/b><\/p>\n 294. You better stop looking at me that way or I won\u2019t be responsible for what happens next!<\/p>\n 295. Apuesto a que nadie a nuestro alrededor sabe lo que un incre\u00edble amante <\/a> lo eres.<\/p>\n 296. Do you want to do something you\u2019ve never done before? Something naughty and nasty for instance?<\/p>\n 297. I\u2019ve been a bad girl\/boy, and I think it\u2019s time for you to punish me for that.<\/p>\n 298. I want to give you the best oral sex you\u2019ve ever had\u2026 and I want to do it now!<\/p>\n 299. My body can\u2019t wait a second longer for you to come here. I need you NOW!<\/p>\n 300. Is it your birthday? Because icing isn\u2019t the only thing I\u2019ll be smearing all over face your face tonight. 302. So, come back to my place and if you don\u2019t like it, I swear I\u2019ll give you a full refund.<\/b><\/p>\n 303. \u00bfSabes c\u00f3mo te quedar\u00eda el pelo? En mi regazo.<\/p>\n 304. \u00bfPiel o encaje?<\/p>\n 305. Let\u2019s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.<\/p>\n 306. \u00a1Ven aqu\u00ed o mi polla empezar\u00e1 a CUMMING por ti!<\/p>\n 307. \u00bfVoy a tener suerte esta noche?<\/p>\n 308. I\u2019ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.<\/p>\n 309. \u00bfTienes algo de italiano? \u00bfQuieres un poco?<\/p>\n 310. \u00a1Necesitas algo para cerrar esa bocaza tuya! 312. Tell me and be honest, what is the one thing you can\u2019t resist and it gets you wet instantly?<\/p>\n 313. What\u2019s the biggest moving muscle in a woman\u2019s body? My penis!<\/p>\n 314. Si te dijera que tienes un cuerpo hermoso, \u00bfme lo reprochar\u00edas?<\/p>\n 315. You need directions?\u2026Well first you gotta take this D-tour.<\/p>\n 316. Hey sweetheart, let\u2019s play house; you can be the door and I\u2019ll slam you all night long!<\/p>\n 317. Qu\u00e9 calor tienes. T\u00fa debes ser el causante del calentamiento global.<\/p>\n 318. I\u2019m scared of you getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room and help me test all my condoms?<\/p>\n 319. Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I\u2019ll throw you my meat.<\/p>\n 320. \u00bfCu\u00e1l es tu momento favorito del d\u00eda para tener sexo? \u00bfPuedo ir a visitarte a esa hora?<\/b> 322. Let\u2019s play Barbie. I\u2019ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.<\/p>\n 323. You don\u2019t like to have sex while you are on your period? That\u2019s OK but I just want you to know that I don\u2019t mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight.<\/p>\n 324. El licor no es lo \u00fanico dif\u00edcil aqu\u00ed.<\/p>\n 325. What are your thoughts on threesomes? I am thinking you + me \u2013 the third person would be just perfect.<\/p>\n 326. \u00bfTe excita la idea de follarte a un completo desconocido?<\/p>\n 327. Is your name osteoporosis? Because you\u2019re giving me a serious bone condition.<\/p>\n 328. The word for tonight is \u2018legs\u2019. Let\u2019s go back to my place and spread the word?<\/b><\/p>\n 329. \u00bfA qu\u00e9 hora sales? \u00bfPuedo verlo?<\/p>\n 330. Hi, my name is Milk. I\u2019ll do your body good. 332. Are you a button? \u2018Cause I\u2019d tap that.<\/p>\n 333. So you\u2019re not into casual sex? Fine, I\u2019ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.<\/p>\n 334. Do you handle chickens? Because you look like you\u2019d be good with cocks.<\/p>\n 335. What\u2019s the most awkward moment that you got aroused?<\/p>\n 336. Let\u2019s play carpenter. First we\u2019ll get hammered, then I\u2019ll nail you.<\/p>\n \u00bfEst\u00e1s preparado para unas p\u00edcaras frases para ligar que tienen el poder de eclipsar incluso a las mentes m\u00e1s sucias? \u00a1Y yo que lo pensaba!<\/p>\n Estas frases de ligue MUY guarras pueden no ser adecuadas para todas las ocasiones. Adem\u00e1s, necesitas saber el momento adecuado para usarlas.<\/p>\n Please, don’t go overly dirty on una chica t\u00edmida <\/a> \/guy o alguien que act\u00faa reservado. Dales un poco de tiempo para relajarse y entonces usted puede sentirse libre para mostrar sus l\u00edneas de recogida habilidades. <\/p>\n Choose the right one and you’ll make them laugh. Choose the wrong one and you might want to try again next time. <\/i><\/b><\/p>\n 337. \u00bfTienes gomas en tu casa o debo tirar de ellas?<\/p>\n 338. This will sound weird but I couldn\u2019t stop myself from thinking about you and me together, close and steamy last night. I play it over and over in my mind and to be honest, I don\u2019t want to stop.<\/p>\n 339. Perdona, pero \u00bfte sabe rara mi lengua?<\/p>\n 340. \u00bfQu\u00e9 es lo m\u00e1s org\u00e1smico que podr\u00eda hacerte? 342. Quiero que seas la chica que tome mi virginidad.<\/p>\n 343. I\u2019m imagining your hands on my body\u2026 your mouth on my body\u2026 and finally, your body on mine.<\/p>\n 344. \u00bfQu\u00e9 tiene 132 dientes y retiene al Incre\u00edble Hulk? Mi cremallera.<\/p>\n 345. Mi profesor de guitarra dice que mi digitaci\u00f3n es buena, sobre todo en la cuerda de sol.<\/b><\/p>\n 346. We\u2019re like hot chocolate and marshmallows\u2026 You\u2019re hot and I wanna be on top of you.<\/p>\n 347. I don\u2019t get it how it happens every time but every time I think about you licking my nipples, my legs get weak.<\/p>\n 348. \u00bfEres pariente de Dr\u00e1cula? Porque parec\u00edas un poco sediento cuando me mirabas.<\/p>\n 349. Girl, is your ass a library book? \u2018Cause I can\u2019t stop checking it out.<\/p>\n 350. Wanna go on an \u2018ate\u2019 with me? I\u2019ll give you the \u2018D\u2019 later. 352. You\u2019re so hot, even my pants are falling for you!<\/b><\/p>\n 353. \u00bfEres de Filipinas? Porque quiero filmarte con mi pene.<\/p>\n 354. Apuesto a que tus pezones son de color rosa. \u00bfTe importa si echo un vistazo?<\/p>\n 355. T\u00fambate en el sof\u00e1 y finge que tus piernas se odian.<\/p>\n 356. Bet I can touch your belly button\u2026 from the inside.<\/p>\n 357. \u00bfTe gusta la carne de pato? Entonces ag\u00e1chate aqu\u00ed y consigue un poco de carne.<\/p>\n 358. \u00bfPreferir\u00edas hacer el amor <\/a> o tener un rapidito?<\/p>\n 369. Having sex is a lot like golf. I\u2019m always happy when I get a hole in one.<\/p>\n 360. Do you like ramen noodles? \u2018Cause I\u2019ll be rammin\u2019 my noodle in you later.<\/b> 362. \u00bfQuieres ahorrar agua duch\u00e1ndote juntos?<\/p>\n 363. Are you spaghetti? \u2018Cause I want you to meat my balls.<\/p>\n 364. Me emociono cuando tus dedos bailan sobre mi suelo mojado.<\/p>\n 365. \u00bfC\u00f3mo te gustan los huevos? \u00bfEscalfados, revueltos o fecundados?<\/p>\n 366. Nena, duro m\u00e1s que un cray\u00f3n blanco.<\/p>\n If there’s one thing we can never get enough of, it is freaky pick up lines. If this entire list was all about these lines, we would still desire more of them.<\/p>\n Me gustan tanto que invent\u00e9 su receta:<\/p>\n L\u00edneas de ligue hilarantes + L\u00edneas de ligue sucias = L\u00cdNEAS DE LIGA FREAKY<\/b><\/p>\n \u00bfEst\u00e1s listo para zambullirte en el mar del frikismo sucio? \u00a1Claro que s\u00ed! <\/b><\/p>\n 367. You remind me of the movie \u2018Scarface\u2019 cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.<\/p>\n 368. They call me the delivery man, \u2018cause I always come in the back door.<\/p>\n 369. \u00bfSabes lo que gui\u00f1a y atornilla como un tigre? [No] (Gui\u00f1os).<\/p>\n 370. Sit on my face and I\u2019ll eat my way to your heart. 372. (Excuse me, do you have the time?) \u201cYes, do you have the energy?\u201d<\/p>\n 373. I\u2019m a mind reader and yes, I will sleep with you.<\/b><\/p>\n 374. Wanna play Tic-Tac-Toe? I\u2019ll shove a Tic Tac up your pussy and try to give you 3 O\u2019s in a row.<\/p>\n 375. Me gusta mi caf\u00e9 como me gustan las mujeres con crema.<\/p>\n 376. \u00bfTe corres aqu\u00ed a menudo?<\/p>\n 377. Quiero poner mi cosita en tu cosita.<\/p>\n 378. (At the office copy machine) \u201cReproducing, eh? Can I help?\u201d<\/p>\n 379. My dick is like catnip, it\u2019ll make a cougar like you go wild.<\/p>\n 380. Let\u2019s go to my place and do the things I\u2019ll tell everyone we did anyway.<\/b> 382. Hi, I\u2019m a burglar\u2026 and I\u2019m gonna smash your back door in!<\/p>\n 383. Visualiza tu mejor experiencia sexual. Ahora, perm\u00edteme superar eso.<\/p>\n 384. Would it be weird if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn\u2019t call you after?<\/p>\n 385. How do you feel when I\u2019m near you?<\/p>\n 386. Toma esta flor antes de que tome la tuya.<\/p>\n 387. Conozco una buena forma de quemar las calor\u00edas de esa bebida.<\/p>\n 388. \u00bfTienes un tel\u00e9fono en el bolsillo trasero? Porque tu trasero me est\u00e1 llamando.<\/b><\/p>\n 389. Hola nena, \u00bfte gustan glaseadas o rellenas de crema?<\/p>\n 390. Am I on an episode of Fixer Upper? Because I\u2019ve never seen hardwood like that in real life. 392. Your ass looks nice; does it need servicing? \u2018Cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you.<\/p>\n 393. Mi m\u00e9dico me dijo que tengo deficiencia de vitamina D. \u00bfQuieres volver a mi casa y salvarme?<\/p>\n 394. Echo de menos a mi osito de peluche. \u00bfDormir\u00edas conmigo?<\/b><\/p>\n 395. Do you like SeaWorld? Because you\u2019re about to be in my splash zone.<\/p>\n 396. Has sido muy travieso. \u00a1Vete a mi cuarto!<\/p>\n 397. \u00bfEres una muestra de supermercado? Porque quiero probarte una y otra vez sin ning\u00fan pudor.<\/p>\n 398. Hey girl, do you wanna dance? \u2018Cause you make my testicles do the Macarena.<\/p>\n 399. \u00bfQuieres o\u00edr la frase sucia para ligar m\u00e1s corta de la historia? (S\u00ed) \u00a1Desn\u00fadate!<\/p>\n 400. Dicen que besos <\/a> es el lenguaje del amor, as\u00ed que \u00bfte importar\u00eda empezar una conversaci\u00f3n conmigo?<\/p>\n Si has repasado toda esta lista de frases sucias para ligar para ella y para \u00e9l, ya te habr\u00e1s dado cuenta de lo que hablaba en la parte introductoria de este art\u00edculo.<\/span><\/p>\n Algunos de ellos <\/span>haz re\u00edr a tu pareja<\/span><\/a> y <\/span>complementar su sentido del humor<\/span><\/a> and some will make the other person think you don\u2019t quite have it all together and they will ignore you.<\/span><\/p>\n Creemos que le hemos ofrecido una amplia gama de l\u00edneas que puede utilizar en todo tipo de situaciones, <\/span>de <\/b>mensajes sexting para \u00e9l<\/b><\/a> por la ma\u00f1ana, borracho <\/b>llamadas sexuales<\/b><\/a> por la noche o simplemente situaciones de tonter\u00eda.<\/b><\/p>\n En definitiva, espero que te hayas divertido leyendo este art\u00edculo y que tambi\u00e9n hayas hecho re\u00edr a algunos de tus amigos, y si en el mejor de los casos algunas de estas frases sucias para ligar funcionan, podr\u00e1s darme las gracias m\u00e1s tarde por no dormir solo esta noche.<\/span><\/p>\n Are you in search of dirty pick up lines for her or even some sexy pick up lines for him? Search no more \u2018cause you came to the right place. This is the ultimate list of all the dirtiest pick up lines we could find. Proceed with caution and pick the ones you might use…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":69407,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29652],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-messages"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29652,"label":"messages"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/400-Dirty-Pick-Up-Lines-The-Ultimate-List.jpg",800,530,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Martha Sullivan","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/author\/martha-sullivan\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29652,"name":"messages","slug":"messages","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29652,"taxonomy":"category","description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","parent":29651,"count":96,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29652,"category_count":96,"category_description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","cat_name":"messages","category_nicename":"messages","category_parent":29651}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36151\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Las mejores frases sucias para ligar <\/h2>\n
![\"mujer](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/woman-kissing-man-in-the-bed.jpg\")
<\/p>\n![\"joven](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/young-couple-smiling-on-bed.jpg\")
11. Estoy en el trabajo, pero preferir\u00eda estar en la cama contigo. Ahora mismo.<\/p>\nL\u00edneas sucias para ligar que las chicas pueden usar con los chicos <\/h2>\n
![\"mujer](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-in-mans-arm.jpg\")
21. Los pensamientos que ten\u00eda sobre ti eran tan sucios y calientes que tuve que darme una larga ducha fr\u00eda.<\/p>\nL\u00edneas sucias para ligar con \u00e9l <\/h2>\n
![\"hombre](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/man-typing-on-his-phone-at-home.jpg\")
31. \u00bfC\u00f3mo calificar\u00edas mi culo sexy en una escala del 1 al 10?<\/p>\nLas mejores frases sucias para ligar en Tinder <\/h2>\n
![\"pareja](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/couple-cuddling-in-bedroom.jpg\")
41. Tumbado en la cama y aburrido. Me gustar\u00eda que estuvieras aqu\u00ed para jugar a Simon Says conmigo.<\/p>\n![\"Hermosa](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Beautiful-woman-talking-on-the-phone-walking-on-street.jpg\")
51. Tengo que ser sincero: cada vez que te veo, me tiemblan las rodillas, me da un vuelco el coraz\u00f3n y quiero acercarme a ti y hacerte todo tipo de cosas sucias y dulces.<\/p>\nL\u00edneas sucias para ligar que usan mujeres y hombres seductores<\/h2>\n
![\"primer](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/close-up-photo-of-elevator-push-buttons.jpg\")
\u00bfQuieres convertirte en un profesional de la seducci\u00f3n? Bueno, en ese caso, necesitas aprender las palabras desencadenantes que tienen el poder de seducir a cualquier hombre <\/a> o mujer ah\u00ed fuera.<\/p>\n![\"pepino](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/green-cucumber-and-measuring-tape.jpg\")
76. Perdone que le moleste, pero \u00bfle gustar\u00eda un orgasmo estimulado oralmente?<\/p>\n![\"auxiliar](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/flight-attendant-standing-between-passenger-seat.jpg\")
86. Dile a tus tetas que dejen de mirarme a los ojos.<\/p>\nL\u00edneas sucias para ligar a una chica en Tinder <\/h2>\n
![\"mujer](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-in-black-panties-and-whtie-top.jpg\")
When it comes to dating apps, I’ve noticed that the majority of guys like to overdo it. They don’t send one or a few pick up lines, but they send tons of them and, of course, scare the girl. <\/p>\nL\u00edneas sucias para ligar que los volver\u00e1n locos<\/h2>\n
![\"fotograf\u00eda](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/photography-of-man-and-woman-resting.jpg\")
111. Chica, \u00bfquieres estar encima? F\u00e1cil, si\u00e9ntate encima de m\u00ed.<\/p>\n![\"pareja](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/romantic-couple-kissing.jpg\")
121. I would tell you a joke about my penis but it\u2019s too long!<\/p>\n![\"persona](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/person-holding-yellow-and-red-ball-toys.jpg\")
131. Is there any chance you are an archaeologist? Because I\u2019ve got a bone for you to examine.<\/p>\n![\"sushi](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/sushi-on-white-ceramic-plate.jpg\")
141. \u00bfD\u00f3nde le gusta m\u00e1s que le toquen?<\/p>\nL\u00edneas de ligue divertidas <\/h2>\n
![\"libro](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/opened-book-on-persons-lap-with-gray-socks.jpg\")
151. Olvid\u00e9 mi mamada en tu casa, \u00bfpuedo ir a buscarla?<\/p>\n![\"persona](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/person-holding-black-ace-and-king-spades-playing-cards-on-poker-table.jpg\")
161. Are you an early hominid? Because I\u2019ve got a Homo erectus right now.<\/p>\n![\"chiles](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/green-chili-peppers-on-brown-soil.jpg\")
171. How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable\u2026 Like your vagina.<\/p>\nL\u00edneas de ligue sucias para decirle a \u00e9l o a ella <\/h2>\n
![\"mujer](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-eating-ice-cream.jpg\")
181. \u00bfRosas o margaritas? Ahora s\u00e9 qu\u00e9 flores poner en tu ata\u00fad cuando asesine a ese marica.<\/p>\n![\"mujer](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-in-red-lace-dress-lying-on-bed.jpg\")
191. I\u2019ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.<\/p>\n![\"foto](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/photo-of-empty-street-during-daytime.jpg\")
201. \u00bfTe gustan las cerezas? Si no, \u00bfme das las tuyas?<\/p>\n![\"mujer](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-sitting-on-black-leather-surface-close-up-photography.jpg\")
211. \u00bfPodr\u00eda prestarme su mano de cinco a siete minutos?<\/b><\/p>\n![\"pareja](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/couple-lying-at-bed.jpg\")
221. Do you like kids? \u2018Cause I\u2019m about to make your mouth a daycare.<\/p>\nL\u00edneas de ligue extra\u00f1as que podr\u00edan valerte una bofetada<\/h2>\n
![\"hombre](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/man-wearing-harness-near-black-jackets.jpg\")
231. \u00bfEres arquitecto? Porque te quiero en mi equipo para mi pr\u00f3xima erecci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n![\"grifo](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/gray-stainless-steel-faucet.jpg\")
241. Do you work at Build-A-Bear? Because I\u2019d stuff you.<\/p>\n![\"persona](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/unknown-person-standing-indoors.jpg\")
251. \u00bfFumas hierba? Porque la hierba estar\u00eda muy bien junta.<\/p>\n![\"persona](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/person-holding-analog-watch.jpg\")
261. Entonces, \u00bfcu\u00e1les son las probabilidades de que mis pelotas te den una bofetada en el culo esta noche?<\/p>\n![\"mujer](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-in-red-dress-lying-on-bed.jpg\")
271. Puedo ver el futuro y s\u00ed, puedo vernos a ti y a m\u00ed haci\u00e9ndolo.<\/p>\n![\"pan](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/brown-bread-with-white-cream.jpg\")
281. Sonr\u00ede si quieres tener sexo conmigo.<\/p>\n![\"mujer](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-in-white-and-pink-floral-dress-standing-on-white-floor-tiles.jpg\")
291. I was wondering about what are your plans after work\u2026because I need a dose of you ASAP.<\/p>\nL\u00edneas de ligue sucias para hombres y mujeres <\/h2>\n
![\"tarta](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/brown-and-white-cake-with-orange-fruits-on-top.jpg\")
301. \u00bfCrees que eres una ni\u00f1a traviesa? Si es as\u00ed, te reto a que lo demuestres.<\/p>\n![\"mujer](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-with-red-lipstick-holding-white-and-black-star-ornament.jpg\")
311. I\u2019ll show you my tan lines if you\u2019ll show me yours.<\/b><\/p>\n![\"Fotograf\u00eda](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Grayscale-photography-of-a-man-and-woman-kissing.jpg\")
321. Some men go around telling women they have an eight-inch penis; I\u2019d never short-change myself like that!<\/p>\n![\"bloque](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/sugar-block-dropped-on-white-cup-with-milk.jpg\")
331.There are plenty of fish in the sea but you\u2019re the only one I\u2019d like to catch and swim with in my bed.<\/p>\nL\u00edneas de ligue muy sucias <\/h2>\n
![\"persona](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/person-holding-sliced-ham-in-white-ceramic-plate.jpg\")
341. FYI, I\u2019ll be wearing only perfume tonight\u2026<\/p>\n![\"pareja](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/couple-kissing-in-bedroom.jpg\")
351. Great dress. Too bad I\u2019ll have to rip it apart.<\/p>\n![\"cuchara](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/stainless-steel-spoon-and-chopsticks.jpg\")
361. You got the three things that I want in a woman\u2014big nips, hips and lips.<\/p>\nL\u00edneas de ligue extra\u00f1as<\/h2>\n
![\"persona](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/person-wearing-blue-denim-bottoms-standing.jpg\")
371. La belleza es s\u00f3lo superficial; una polla enorme es mucho m\u00e1s profunda.<\/p>\n![\"pareja](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/smiling-couple-enjoying-in-coffe-at-cafe.jpg\")
381. \u00bfQuieres hacer algo que rime con cami\u00f3n?<\/p>\n![\"mujer](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-in-black-dress-sitting-on-bench.jpg\")
391. (Usa el dedo \u00edndice para llamar a alguien y luego di) Te he hecho venir con un dedo, imag\u00ednate lo que podr\u00eda hacer con toda la mano.<\/p>\n“Go Dirty Or Go Home!” <\/h2>\n
![\"400](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/400-Dirty-Pick-Up-Lines-The-Ultimate-List-Pinterest-724x1024.jpg\")
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