{"id":36867,"date":"2019-05-20T10:28:56","date_gmt":"2019-05-20T10:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=36867"},"modified":"2021-08-12T07:48:45","modified_gmt":"2021-08-12T07:48:45","slug":"luchas-de-una-chica-que-definitivamente-no-es-una-persona-mananera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/luchas-de-una-chica-que-definitivamente-no-es-una-persona-mananera\/","title":{"rendered":"Luchas de una chica que definitivamente no es una \"persona ma\u00f1anera\""},"content":{"rendered":"

Nunca he podido conseguir que la gente se levante temprano y le encante. Suelen lucir enormes sonrisas en sus rostros mientras yo sigo medio dormido y solo tengo ganas de preguntarles, \u201cAre you high or something?\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

When they say, \u201cGood morning,\u201d all cheery because they had a good night sleep, I really want to say, \u201cI don\u2019t see what so good about it,\u201d<\/em> pero suprimo mi sarcasmo <\/a>porque en el fondo s\u00e9 que no todos somos iguales. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

No importa cu\u00e1ntas horas duerma, cuando tengo que madrugar, siempre me faltan esos 5 minutos (horas) extra para conseguir el descanso y el sue\u00f1o reparador que necesito. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you are anything like me, you will definitely relate to all the struggles that someone who is not a \u201cmorning person\u201d faces: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Pones 5 alarmas en el m\u00f3vil para despertarte y pospones todas y cada una de ellas. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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2. Cambia el sonido de tu despertador por sonidos de palmas. Para obtener todo el reconocimiento. Te lo mereces por despertarte temprano. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. La idea de madrugar no te deja dormir. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

4.. Cuando te levantas de la cama, tienes ganas de volver a acostarte. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Te gusta hacer una larga sesi\u00f3n de estiramientos por la ma\u00f1ana mientras maldices a la vida por estar despierto. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Your SO, roommate, or parent is too scared to wake you up because they never know how you\u2019ll react. Plus, its really hard work. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. Everyone keeps asking you \u201cWhat is wrong\u201d and \u201cAre you sick?\u201d when they see your morning look. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. It\u2019s not about going to bed early, no matter how much time you spent sleeping and dreaming, you can never get enough. <\/strong>
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9. Has calculado al minuto la hora exacta a la que puedes quedarte dormido sin llegar tarde.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. A pesar de tus minuciosos c\u00e1lculos, siempre llegas tarde. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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11. It\u2019s not just mornings, you are late after your afternoon naps too. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. You don\u2019t feel like saying “Good morning” back to people who say it to you. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. No eres responsable de tus actos hasta que te tomas el caf\u00e9 de la ma\u00f1ana. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. La cafe\u00edna es su <\/strong>medicamento de elecci\u00f3n<\/strong><\/a>. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. Quieres que todo tu trabajo y otras obligaciones sean por la tarde porque dormir hasta el mediod\u00eda es el no. 1 en tu lista de deseos. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

16. El corrector es un elemento imprescindible en tu kit de maquillaje porque esas ojeras dan miedo. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

17. You\u2019ve accepted the fact that you will never be a happy and energized morning person and you are more than okay with that. <\/strong>
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I could never get people who wake up early and love it. The usually wear huge smiles on their faces while I am still half asleep and I just feel like asking them, \u201cAre you high or something?\u201d When they say, \u201cGood morning,\u201d all cheery because they had a good night sleep, I really want…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":36871,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29619],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stories-love"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29619,"label":"stories"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/shutterstock_334068161.jpg",800,510,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Tara Brown","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/author\/tara-brown\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29619,"name":"stories","slug":"stories-love","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29619,"taxonomy":"category","description":"To all the souls struggling with complicated love experiences: These heartfelt stories about love, heartbreak, and moving on will be your voice of wisdom.","parent":38,"count":424,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29619,"category_count":424,"category_description":"To all the souls struggling with complicated love experiences: These heartfelt stories about love, heartbreak, and moving on will be your voice of wisdom.","cat_name":"stories","category_nicename":"stories-love","category_parent":38}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36867"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36867\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/36871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}