Vale, \u00a1basta de parloteo!<\/p>\n
Let’s buckle up and enjoy a cheesy ride with the best cheese puns and jokes of all time!<\/p>\n
V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 200 frases graciosas y cursis para ligar que la har\u00e1n sonre\u00edr<\/a><\/p>\n “Just dancing around and listening to Taylor Swiss.”<\/p>\n “What did the ball of mozzarella say as it was getting shredded? I\u2019m falling to pizzas!”<\/p>\n “Why didn\u2019t the cheese go to college? She had grater plans.”<\/p>\n “What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover? You\u2019re cheddar off without him!”<\/p>\n “What did the mouse say when he snatched the cheese without getting caught in the trap? Cheddar luck next time!”<\/p>\n “Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese? Because she was getting feta and feta.”<\/p>\n “Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a Brie? I Cheddar the world and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for stilton.”<\/p>\n “How do you know when a cheese is full of himself? Whatever you say, he\u2019ll say he is feta.”<\/p>\n “What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine\u2019s Day? Brie mine.”<\/p>\n “What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time? Ricotta get through this.”<\/p>\n “This might sound cheesy but I think you’re really grate.”<\/p>\n “I hope you’re having a Gouda day.”<\/p>\n “I don’t want to sound cheesy but we go really Gouda together.”<\/p>\n “Whisper words of wisdom, let it Brie.”<\/p>\n “What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date? You make me melt.\u201d<\/p>\n “What do you call it when a cheese goes #2? Fondue-due.”<\/p>\n “You’re lookin’ so Gouda today.”<\/p>\n “I would be so provolone without you.”<\/p>\n “You feta believe I love being your friend.”<\/p>\n “What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike? Gotta take the Gouda with the bad.”<\/p>\n “What is a cheese lover\u2019s favorite type of music? R n\u2019 Brie.”<\/p>\n “Hoping today is as nice as can Brie.”<\/p>\n “Have a hole lot of fun.”<\/p>\n “What is a cheese lover\u2019s favorite Village People song? Nacho Man.”<\/p>\n “Just in queso you didn’t know, you’re the best.”<\/p>\n “So grilled to see you.”<\/p>\n “What did one Cheddar cheese say to the other Cheddar cheese at prom? Looking sharp!”<\/p>\n \u201cWhy did the cheese get in trouble? It was up to no Gouda.\u201d<\/p>\n “What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate? To Brie or not to Brie.”<\/p>\n “Never let a cheese lover rummage around in your fridge. You can bet they\u2019re up to no Gouda.”<\/p>\n “What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door? I\u2019d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”<\/p>\n “What did the bread say to the melted cheese? I\u2019m quite fondue you!”<\/p>\n “What type of cheese is commonly served on horror movie sets? Gore-gonzola!”<\/p>\n “What cheese cries the most? Babybel.”<\/p>\n “What do you call it when you can\u2019t wait for the waiter to put some cheese on top of your pasta? Grate Expectations!”<\/p>\n “What was the cheese\u2019s strategy when it ran for president? Make America grate again.”<\/p>\n “What kind of cheese makes the best music? Brieonc\u00e9.”<\/p>\n “What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son? A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.<\/p>\n “What kind of cheese do cats like? Purr-mesan!”<\/p>\n “What do they say when you leave the cheese store? Have a Gouda day!”<\/p>\n “What did the cheese say after relying on their GPS? I\u2019m not sure we\u2019re shredded in the right direction.”<\/p>\n “What did the cheese say about its boring job? I curd do it in my sleep!”<\/p>\n “What did the comedian say after a bad set? That crowd was laughtose intolerant.”<\/p>\n “What did the cheese say after an argument? Let\u2019s agree to disabrie.”<\/p>\n “How can you tell when a cheese is depressed? They get kinda blue.”<\/p>\n “Why couldn\u2019t the cheese sleep? He was scared there was a Munster under the bed.”<\/p>\n “What was the cheese\u2019s favorite book? Ha-ricotta and the Sorcerer\u2019s Stone<\/i>.”<\/p>\n “Who are a cheese\u2019s favorite celebrities? Brie-onc\u00e9 and Kim Curdashian.”<\/p>\n “What is a cheese lover\u2019s favorite musician? Mozart-arella.”<\/p>\n “What do you call a cheese that doesn\u2019t belong to you? Nacho cheese!”<\/p>\n78 HILARANTES JUEGOS DE PALABRAS CON QUESO QUE TE HAR\u00c1N BRIE LOS PANTALONES<\/h2>\n
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