{"id":61867,"date":"2021-01-14T20:07:13","date_gmt":"2021-01-14T20:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=61867"},"modified":"2022-06-01T20:23:16","modified_gmt":"2022-06-01T20:23:16","slug":"chistes-sobre-coqueteo-frases-para-ligar-y-frases-para-ligar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/chistes-sobre-coqueteo-frases-para-ligar-y-frases-para-ligar\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u00e1s de 120 chistes coquetos, frases para ligar y frases ingeniosas de un solo sentido"},"content":{"rendered":"

As cheesy as it is, do you want to know what the key to my heart is? A really good knock-knock joke! Yup, I\u2019m that easy. But honestly, what\u2019s wrong with that? Isn\u2019t laughter supposed to be the best medicine?<\/p>\n

In order to brighten your day and make you laugh out loud, I\u2019d like to share my personal favorite flirty jokes, pick-up lines, one-liners, dirty pick-up lines and just some really funny jokes to crack you up because I\u2019m sure you could use it.<\/p>\n

Who doesn\u2019t like a good joke? God knows they might come in handy with that guy\/girl you\u2019re swooning over!<\/p>\n

As\u00ed que abr\u00f3chate el cintur\u00f3n y aseg\u00farate de que tienes la boca vac\u00eda, porque puede que te hagan escupir la comida de tanto re\u00edr.<\/p>\n

There\u2019s something here for just about anyone, so scroll on and I guarantee you\u2019ll find a winner.<\/p>\n

L\u00edneas coquetas para ligar<\/h2>\n

\"hombreHow to be flirty over text and win over your crush through texting? Well, to be honest, it’s a lot easier job when you\u2019ve got buen sentido del humor<\/a>. Lucky for you, I\u2019ve got you covered.<\/p>\n

He aqu\u00ed algunos chistes simp\u00e1ticos y graciosos que funcionan muy bien como frases para ligar o... mensajes sexting para ella<\/a> and him and will help you win the heart of that special someone! As much as they try to not laugh, they just won\u2019t be able to resist these gems. These funny and preguntas coquetas<\/a> son sin duda una buena opci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

1. Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I\u2019m Taken with you.<\/p>\n

2. Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.<\/p>\n

3. Do you work for Domino\u2019s? Cuz you a fine pizza ass.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. \u00bfEres de Corea? Porque podr\u00edas ser mi compa\u00f1ero de Se\u00fal.<\/p>\n

5. Hi, I\u2019m bisexual. I\u2019d like to BUY you a drink\u2026and then get sexual.<\/p>\n

6. Are you a campfire? Cause you\u2019re hot and I want s\u2019more.<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. \u00bfTodav\u00eda usas Internet Explorer? Te debe gustar bonito y lento.<\/p>\n

8. You smell like trash\u2026.. Can I take you out?<\/p>\n

9. Hi, I\u2019m writing a phone book, can I have your number?<\/strong><\/p>\n

10. Cre\u00eda que la felicidad empezaba por H. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 la m\u00eda empieza por U?\"mujer 11. Mami you are on fire\u2026Le\u2019me be the wind and make you even hotter.<\/p>\n

12. Quiero ser tu bolso para no separarme nunca de ti.<\/p>\n

13. If kissing is spreading germs\u2026 How about we start an epidemic?<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. \u00bfQu\u00e9 es m\u00e1s f\u00e1cil? \u00bfT\u00fa meti\u00e9ndote en esos vaqueros ajustados o yo sac\u00e1ndote de ellos?<\/p>\n

15. Excuse me, miss, can I have the time? I\u2019d check my watch but I can\u2019t take my eyes off you.<\/p>\n

16. Hola, \u00bfme das tu camiseta de b\u00e9isbol? (\u00bfQu\u00e9?) \u00a1Sabes tu nombre y tu n\u00famero!<\/p>\n

17. Hey, can I follow you home? (What?) Oh sorry, it\u2019s just my parents told me to follow my dreams.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. Do you like Nintendo? Cuz \u201cWii\u201d would look good together.<\/p>\n

19. Si mi coraz\u00f3n volara, tu alma ser\u00eda mi aeropuerto.<\/p>\n

20. \u00a1Has vuelto a pintar mi vida con colores que antes me eran desconocidos!<\/strong><\/p>\n

21. \u00bfTe has sentado en un mont\u00f3n de az\u00facar? \u00a1Porque tienes un culo bastante dulce!<\/p>\n

22. Cuando un ping\u00fcino encuentra a su pareja, permanecen juntos el resto de su vida. \u00bfQuieres ser mi ping\u00fcino?<\/strong><\/p>\n

23. You wanna know who\u2019s amazing and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again.<\/p>\n

24. Do you know what\u2019s on Valentine\u2019s Day menu? Me-n-u.<\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 300 frases rom\u00e1nticas para ligar que le derretir\u00e1n el coraz\u00f3n<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

L\u00edneas cursis para ligar<\/h2>\n

\"hombreBe honest, corny jokes are just as funny as anything else, so why do they have such a bad rep? Here are some of the best pick-up lines that will change your mind and make you want to use one next time you\u2019re trying para impresionar a un chico\/una chica.<\/a><\/p>\n

You won\u2019t know if it\u2019s amor a primera vista<\/a> o simplemente un maldito buen chiste<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

1. Boy: Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates\u2026 Girl: Why? Boy: Cause I want to take your top off.<\/p>\n

2. Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right? Girl: (26, I think) Boy: I must have forgotten U R A Q T Girl: (You’re still missing one) Boy: I\u2019ll give you the D later.<\/p>\n

3. Chico: \u00bfQu\u00e9 se siente? Chica: \u00bfQu\u00e9 quieres decir? Chico: Ser la \u00fanica estrella del cielo.<\/p>\n

4. Chico: \u00bfNiquel por tus pensamientos? Chica: Cre\u00eda que era un penique. Chico: Creo que tus pensamientos valen m\u00e1s.<\/p>\n

5. Chico: \u00bfTus padres son panaderos? Ni\u00f1a: \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? Chico: \u00a1Porque seguro que te han hecho una monada!<\/strong><\/p>\n

6. Boy: Girl, what\u2019s your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: I have a math test. Girl: What? Boy: Aren\u2019t we talking about things we cheat on?<\/p>\n

7. Boy: Will you read my palm? Girl: I don\u2019t see anything. Boy: I didn\u2019t expect you to because love is blind.\"hombre8. Chico: \u00bfHas ido alguna vez a pescar? Chica: \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? Chico: \u00a1Porque creo que deber\u00edamos enrollarnos!<\/strong><\/p>\n

9. Chico: Hostia puta (mientras la mira). Chica \u00bfQu\u00e9? Chico: \u00a1Alguien te ha derramado precioso por encima!<\/p>\n

10. Chico: \u00bfQuieres ser mi puta? Chica: \u00a1\u00bfQU\u00c9?! Chico: \u00bfSabes lo que significa puta? (S)weet (L)ittle (U)unforgettable (T)hing.<\/p>\n

11. Boy: Oh my god it smells like up sexy in here. Girl: What\u2019s up sexy? Boy: Oh nothing much, you?<\/strong><\/p>\n

12. Chico: \u00bfAs\u00ed que vas a ser una mariposa toda la noche? Chica: (mirada desconcertada) Chico: Ya sabes, \u00a1bonita de ver pero dif\u00edcil de atrapar!<\/p>\n

13. Boy: Hi, I\u2019m going to have to ask you to leave! Girl: Why? Boy: The sign says NO SMOKING\u2026.and you are definitely SMOKIN!<\/p>\n

14. Boy: Let\u2019s play fire trucks. I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light to stop. Girl: Red Light! Boy: Fire trucks don\u2019t stop for red lights!<\/p>\n

15. Chico: \u00bfMe has estado observando? Chica: \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? Chico: \u00a1Porque quer\u00eda que te enamorases de mi sonrisa tanto como yo me enamor\u00e9 de ti!<\/strong><\/p>\n

16. Boy: Do you play volleyball? Girl: Yeah, why? Boy: Because you look like you\u2019re good on your knees!<\/p>\n

17. Boy: Hi, is your name Google? Girl: No, Why? Boy: Because you have everything I\u2019m looking for!<\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 93 frases para ligar en un caf\u00e9 que seguro que te impresionar\u00e1n<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Rechazos coquetos<\/h2>\n

\"hombreAnd here are a few hilarious, flirty rejections just to make you laugh some more. If you get served one of these, you can\u2019t even get mad, they\u2019re that good.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s hope your frases cursis para ligar<\/a> \u00a1hacen un trabajo mejor que estos!<\/p>\n

1. Boy: I\u2019d really like to get into your pants. Girl: No thanks. There\u2019s already one asshole in there!<\/p>\n

2. Boy: Can you tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes? Girl: How about you tell your boxers it\u2019s rude to point!<\/p>\n

3. Boy: Hey baby, what\u2019s your sign? Girl: Do Not Enter!<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Boy: Hi, my name is Milk. I\u2019ll do your body good. Girl: Sorry, I\u2019m lactose intolerant!<\/p>\n

5. Chico: \u00bfQu\u00e9 vas a hacer despu\u00e9s? Chica: \u00a1T\u00fa no!<\/p>\n

6. Chico: Sabes, a diferencia de todos estos otros chicos, yo puedo hacerte realmente feliz Chica: \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? \u00bfTe vas?<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. Boy: What\u2019s it gonna take for you to come home with me? Girl: Chloroform!<\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 150+ frases para ligar de buenos d\u00edas para elegir<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Di\u00e1logos hilarantes<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

RELACIONADO: Los 100 mejores y m\u00e1s divertidos chistes sobre cumplir 30 a\u00f1os<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

No tienen precio. Personalmente, una buena frase puede hacerme re\u00edr m\u00e1s que cualquier otra cosa. Me encantan los personajes de pel\u00edculas que son los reyes y reinas de este departamento.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s not easy to pull them off, but man, are they good when delivered right! Let\u2019s see if these measure up.<\/p>\n

1. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall\u2026 is in love with me.<\/p>\n

2. \u00bfPuedo tener tu foto para ense\u00f1arle a Pap\u00e1 Noel lo que quiero para Navidad?<\/p>\n

3. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I\u2019d have a galaxy in my hand.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Now, what\u2019s on the menu? Me-n-u.<\/p>\n

5. I\u2019m sorry I wasn\u2019t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?<\/strong><\/p>\n

6. \u00bfEres una singularidad? No s\u00f3lo eres atractiva, sino que cuanto m\u00e1s me acerco a ti, m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido parece pasar el tiempo.<\/p>\n

7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.<\/p>\n

8. Excuse me, miss, can I have the time? I\u2019d check my watch but I can\u2019t take my eyes off you.<\/strong><\/p>\n

9. My love for you is like dividing by zero \u2013 it cannot be defined.<\/p>\n

10. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you\u2019re CuTe<\/p>\n

11. If I freeze, it\u2019s not a computer virus. I\u2019m just stunned by your beauty.\"mujer<\/p>\n

RELACIONADO: 99 frases bonitas, divertidas y cursis para ligar como amigos<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

12. Las rosas son rojas, las violetas azules<\/a>el amor nunca se me pas\u00f3 por la cabeza hasta que me encontr\u00e9 contigo.<\/strong><\/p>\n

13. I\u2019ll be Burger King and you be McDonald\u2019s. I\u2019ll have it my way, and you\u2019ll be lovin\u2019 it.<\/p>\n

14. I\u2019m no photographer, but I can picture us together.<\/p>\n

15. Are you a keyboard? Because you\u2019re my type!<\/p>\n

16. Necesito m\u00e1s de 140 caracteres para decirte lo guapa que eres.<\/strong><\/p>\n

17. Baby, if you were a fruit you\u2019d be a fineapple.<\/p>\n

18. Hi, I\u2019m writing a phone book, can I have your number?<\/p>\n

19. Your name must be Coca-Cola because you\u2019re so-da-licious.<\/p>\n

20. You\u2019re so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.<\/p>\n

21. Are you a parking ticket? Because you\u2019ve got FINE written all over you.<\/p>\n

22. Yo sin ti soy como un empoll\u00f3n sin aparato.<\/p>\n

23. Puede que no sea un genio, pero puedo hacer tus sue\u00f1os realidad.<\/p>\n

24. Parece que he perdido mi n\u00famero de tel\u00e9fono<\/a>. \u00bfMe das el tuyo?<\/strong><\/p>\n

25. Do you like my shirt? It\u2019s made out of material novio<\/a>.<\/p>\n

RELACIONADO: L\u00edneas para ligar: 130 ejemplos que funcionan de maravilla<\/a><\/p>\n

Chistes divertidos para hacerte re\u00edr<\/h2>\n

\"hombreY, por \u00faltimo, aqu\u00ed tienes algunos chistes sencillamente buenos y frases para ligar suaves que son una mezcla de todo lo mencionado anteriormente. Puedes usarlas como chistes de Tinder temas de conversaci\u00f3n<\/a>Comp\u00e1rtelas en las redes sociales o \u00fasalas en la vida real y haz sonre\u00edr a tus amigos.<\/p>\n

Either way, they\u2019ll do the trick as they\u2019re just too good to keep to yourself. Whoever you bless with these will thank you later.<\/p>\n

1. \u00bfQu\u00e9 ten\u00e9is en com\u00fan t\u00fa y tu ducha? Ambos se mojan cuando los enciendo.<\/p>\n

2. \u00bfEst\u00e1s hecho de berilio, oro y titanio? Debes serlo porque eres BeAuTi-ful.<\/p>\n

3. Bueno, \u00a1aqu\u00ed estoy! \u00bfCu\u00e1les son tus otros dos deseos?<\/p>\n

4. For my next trick, I need a condom and a volunteer\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

5. \u00bfMe prestas tu m\u00f3vil? 6. \u00a1Necesito llamar a control de animales porque acabo de ver un zorro!<\/p>\n

6. \u00bfTe has ca\u00eddo del cielo? \u00a1Porque tienes la cara bastante estropeada!<\/p>\n

7. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven\u2019t we met before?<\/p>\n

8. They call me the cat whisperer, \u2018cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.<\/p>\n

9. I\u2019m no weatherman but I know you\u2019re going to get 3 inches tonight.<\/strong><\/p>\n

10. Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Cuz Ur Hot And I’m Ready.<\/p>\n

\"mujer11. Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they\u2019re 100% off.<\/p>\n

12. I\u2019ll be Burger King and you be McDonald\u2019s. I\u2019ll have it my way, and you\u2019ll be lovin\u2019 it.<\/b><\/p>\n

13. \u00bfCree usted en amor a primera vista<\/a> \u00bfo debo volver a pasar de largo?<\/p>\n

14. You must be peanut butter because you\u2019re making my legs feel like jelly.<\/p>\n

15. Are you a keyboard? Because you\u2019re my type!<\/p>\n

16. I\u2019m sorry I wasn\u2019t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?<\/b><\/p>\n

17. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 volvi\u00f3 el entrenador al banco? Para recuperar a su quarterback.<\/p>\n

18. Toda funci\u00f3n sin ti estar\u00e1 siempre vac\u00eda de amor.<\/p>\n

19. Approach a woman in a bar and whisper \u201cHey, wanna get out of here?\u201d If she says yes, you can sit where she was.<\/p>\n

20. Me llamo John pero puedes llamarme esta noche.<\/b><\/p>\n

21. Did you fall from heaven? No, I crawled out from Hell. No wonder you\u2019re really hot!<\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 175 hilarantes pero dulces frases de conquista para chicos y chicas<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Chistes divertidos para hacerte re\u00edr<\/h2>\n

\"mujerY, por \u00faltimo, aqu\u00ed tienes algunos chistes sencillamente buenos y frases para ligar suaves que son una mezcla de todo lo mencionado anteriormente. Puedes usarlas como chistes de Tinder temas de conversaci\u00f3n<\/a>Comp\u00e1rtelas en las redes sociales o \u00fasalas en la vida real y haz sonre\u00edr a tus amigos.<\/p>\n

Either way, they\u2019ll do the trick as they\u2019re just too good to keep to yourself. Whoever you bless with these will thank you later.<\/p>\n

1. \u00bfQu\u00e9 ten\u00e9is en com\u00fan t\u00fa y tu ducha? Ambos se mojan cuando los enciendo.<\/p>\n

2. \u00bfEst\u00e1s hecho de berilio, oro y titanio? Debes serlo porque eres BeAuTi-ful.<\/p>\n

3. Bueno, \u00a1aqu\u00ed estoy! \u00bfCu\u00e1les son tus otros dos deseos?<\/p>\n

4. For my next trick, I need a condom and a volunteer\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

5. \u00bfMe prestas tu m\u00f3vil? 6. \u00a1Necesito llamar a control de animales porque acabo de ver un zorro!<\/p>\n

6. \u00bfTe has ca\u00eddo del cielo? \u00a1Porque tienes la cara bastante estropeada!<\/p>\n

7. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven\u2019t we met before?<\/p>\n

8. They call me the cat whisperer, \u2018cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.<\/p>\n

9. I\u2019m no weatherman but I know you\u2019re going to get 3 inches tonight.<\/strong><\/p>\n

10. Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Cuz Ur Hot And I’m Ready.\"hombre11. Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they\u2019re 100% off.<\/p>\n

12. I\u2019ll be Burger King and you be McDonald\u2019s. I\u2019ll have it my way, and you\u2019ll be lovin\u2019 it.<\/strong><\/p>\n

13. \u00bfCree usted en amor a primera vista<\/a> \u00bfo debo volver a pasar de largo?<\/p>\n

14. You must be peanut butter because you\u2019re making my legs feel like jelly.<\/p>\n

15. Are you a keyboard? Because you\u2019re my type!<\/p>\n

16. I\u2019m sorry I wasn\u2019t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?<\/strong><\/p>\n

17. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 volvi\u00f3 el entrenador al banco? Para recuperar a su quarterback.<\/p>\n

18. Toda funci\u00f3n sin ti estar\u00e1 siempre vac\u00eda de amor.<\/p>\n

19. Approach a woman in a bar and whisper \u201cHey, wanna get out of here?\u201d If she says yes, you can sit where she was.<\/p>\n

20. Me llamo John pero puedes llamarme esta noche.<\/strong><\/p>\n

21. Did you fall from heaven? No, I crawled out from Hell. No wonder you\u2019re really hot!<\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: 110 poderosas frases para ligar en el espacio que impresionar\u00e1n a cualquiera<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Bromas coquetas<\/h2>\n

\"mujerAs I already said, a funny knock-knock joke can win me over every time. Use one of these flirty knock-knock jokes from the list below and I’m sure you’ll knock your crush off their feet.<\/p>\n

1. \u00a1Toc, toc!<\/p>\n

Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n

Un beso.<\/p>\n

\u00bfBesar a qui\u00e9n?<\/p>\n

\u00a1YO!<\/p>\n

2. \u00a1Toc, toc!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Who\u2019s there?<\/b><\/p>\n

Aldo.<\/b><\/p>\n

\u00bfQu\u00e9 Aldo?<\/b><\/p>\n

Aldo en cualquier lugar contigo.<\/b><\/p>\n

3. Toc Toc<\/p>\n

Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n

\u00a1Pauline!<\/p>\n

\u00bfPauline qui\u00e9n?<\/p>\n

I think I\u2019m Pauline in love with you.\"silueta4. Toc, toc.<\/p>\n

Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n

\u00a1Aguja!<\/p>\n

\u00bfQu\u00e9 aguja?<\/p>\n

Necesita un poco de amor ahora mismo.<\/p>\n

5. \u00a1Toc, toc!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Who’s there?<\/b><\/p>\n

Ben.<\/b><\/p>\n

\u00bfQu\u00e9 Ben?<\/b><\/p>\n

\u00a1Ben, ac\u00e9rcate y b\u00e9same!<\/b><\/p>\n

6. \u00a1Toc, toc!<\/p>\n

Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n

Queso.<\/p>\n

\u00bfQu\u00e9 queso?<\/p>\n

\u00a1Queso una chica mona!<\/p>\n

7. Toc Toc<\/p>\n

Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n

\u00a1Miel!<\/p>\n

\u00bfQu\u00e9 Honeydew?<\/p>\n

Honeydew \u00bfsabes lo bien que te ves ahora?<\/p>\n

8. \u00a1Toc, toc!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Who\u2019s there?<\/b><\/p>\n

Cynthia.<\/b><\/p>\n

\u00bfQu\u00e9 Cynthia?<\/b><\/p>\n

Cynthia has estado fuera, te he echado de menos.<\/b><\/p>\n

9. Toc Toc<\/p>\n

Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n

\u00a1Huevo!<\/p>\n

\u00bfQu\u00e9 huevo?<\/p>\n

Encantado de conocerte.<\/p>\n

10. \u00a1Toc, toc!<\/p>\n

Who’s there?<\/p>\n

Evvie.<\/p>\n

\u00bfQu\u00e9 Evvie?<\/p>\n

Evvie cosa que tengo es tu cari\u00f1o.\"mujer11. Toc Toc<\/p>\n

Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n

\u00a1Candice!<\/p>\n

Candice \u00bfQui\u00e9n?<\/p>\n

Candice be love I\u2019m feeling right now?<\/p>\n

12. Who’s there?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mayer.<\/b><\/p>\n

\u00bfQu\u00e9 Mayer?<\/b><\/p>\n

Que los d\u00edas est\u00e9n llenos de risas y amor.<\/b><\/p>\n

13. Toc Toc<\/p>\n

Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n

\u00a1Al!<\/p>\n

\u00bfAl qu\u00e9?<\/p>\n

\u00a1Al te doy un beso si abres esta puerta!<\/p>\n

14. Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n

Oliva.<\/p>\n

\u00bfOlive qui\u00e9n?<\/p>\n

\u00a1Olive t\u00fa y yo siempre!<\/p>\n

15. \u00a1Toc toc!<\/p>\n

Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n

Butch.<\/p>\n

\u00bfButch qu\u00e9?<\/p>\n

\u00a1Abr\u00e1zame!<\/p>\n

16. \u00a1Toc, toc!<\/p>\n

Who’s there?<\/p>\n

Om\u00e1n.<\/p>\n

\u00bfQu\u00e9 Om\u00e1n?<\/p>\n

Om\u00e1n, \u00a1eres guapo!<\/p>\n

17. Toc Toc<\/strong><\/p>\n

Who\u2019s there?<\/b><\/p>\n

Mu\u00e9rdago.<\/b><\/p>\n

\u00bfQu\u00e9 mu\u00e9rdago?<\/b><\/p>\n

How can I kiss you I\u2019m outside!<\/b><\/p>\n

18. Toc Toc<\/p>\n

Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n

Valor.<\/p>\n

\u00bfValor para qui\u00e9n?<\/p>\n

\u00bfValor ser mi Valent\u00edn?<\/p>\n

Chistes verdes y frases para ligar<\/h2>\n

\"hombreIf you want to heat things up a bit, here’s the right list for you. Below you’ll find some dirty, cheesy pick-up lines, but you really need to be careful with these.<\/p>\n

Don’t use these dirty pick-up lines in the beginning phase of your relationship\/texting because they might actually drive your crush away.<\/p>\n

1. What\u2019s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don\u2019t have a Ferrari.<\/p>\n

2. Is your name winter? Because you\u2019ll be coming soon.<\/p>\n

3. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I\u2019m screaming the right name tonight.<\/p>\n

4. Uno de mis amigos me dijo que las chicas odian el oral, \u00bfquieres ayudarme a demostrarle que se equivoca?<\/p>\n

5. Are you an elevator? Because I\u2019ll go up and down on you.<\/strong><\/p>\n

6. I can tell you\u2019re into yoga, why don\u2019t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?<\/p>\n

7. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I\u2019ll be the 9.<\/p>\n

8. Can you do telekinesis? Because you\u2019ve made a part of me move without even touching it.<\/p>\n

9. Me sent\u00eda muy apagado hoy, pero entonces me encendiste.<\/p>\n

10. Con la escuela, s\u00f3lo quiero una A. Contigo, s\u00f3lo quiero una F.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. What\u2019s the entry fee for your grand leg opening event?<\/p>\n

12. \u00bfEres un le\u00f3n marino? Porque puedo mar le\u00f3n en mi cama esta noche.<\/p>\n

13. You know, if I were you, I\u2019d have sex with me.<\/p>\n

14. \u00bfTienes un espejo en el bolsillo? Porque te juro que me veo en tus pantalones.<\/strong><\/p>\n

15. Hi, I\u2019m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn\u2019t have to be.<\/p>\n

RELACIONADO: Las 200 preguntas m\u00e1s sucias<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Para concluir<\/h2>\n

\"mujerSometimes we feel so nervous when we’re talking\/mensajes de texto con nuestro enamorado<\/a>. We’re afraid that we might say something stupid or that the conversation may become extremely dull.<\/p>\n

Here’s something that will help you to refresh those dull conversations and to ignite the fun ones. Equ\u00edpate con estos chistes incre\u00edblemente divertidos y coquetos y arrasa siempre con tu pareja.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Also, a good sense of humor is one of the hottest qualities a person can have. It’s also proven that humor can increase attraction and greatly improves a relationship. So, use these flirty jokes on your bae and I’m sure you’ll be laughing all the way to the bedroom.<\/p>\n

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As cheesy as it is, do you want to know what the key to my heart is? A really good knock-knock joke! Yup, I\u2019m that easy. But honestly, what\u2019s wrong with that? Isn\u2019t laughter supposed to be the best medicine? In order to brighten your day and make you laugh out loud, I\u2019d like to…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":61870,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29652],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-messages"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29652,"label":"messages"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/80Flirty-Jokes-Funny-Pick-Up-Lines-And-Witty-One-Liners.jpg",800,536,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Martha Sullivan","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/author\/martha-sullivan\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29652,"name":"messages","slug":"messages","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29652,"taxonomy":"category","description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","parent":29651,"count":96,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29652,"category_count":96,"category_description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","cat_name":"messages","category_nicename":"messages","category_parent":29651}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61867"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61867\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/61870"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}