{"id":64239,"date":"2020-04-22T17:33:56","date_gmt":"2020-04-22T17:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=64239"},"modified":"2021-10-29T10:04:14","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T10:04:14","slug":"45-divertidisimos-chistes-de-esposos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/es\/45-divertidisimos-chistes-de-esposos\/","title":{"rendered":"45 divertid\u00edsimos chistes de maridos y mujeres que te har\u00e1n re\u00edr a carcajadas"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bienvenido a la lista definitiva de <\/span>bromas entre marido y mujer<\/span> \u00a1que te har\u00e1 re\u00edr a carcajadas durante d\u00edas!<\/span><\/p>\n

It’s true that vida matrimonial<\/a> puede ser duro, \u00a1pero tambi\u00e9n divertid\u00edsimo! <\/span><\/p>\n

Seguro que todos los que est\u00e1is casados hab\u00e9is vivido muchas situaciones dif\u00edciles y otras divertid\u00edsimas que hacen que el matrimonio sea a\u00fan m\u00e1s emocionante.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"hombre<\/p>\n

Desde molestos ronquidos o <\/span>peleas matrimoniales<\/span><\/a> a circunstancias cotidianas divertidas, \u00a1el matrimonio es cualquier cosa menos aburrido! <\/span><\/p>\n

Es una fuente inagotable de inspiraci\u00f3n que queda demostrada en los siguientes divertid\u00edsimos <\/span>bromas entre marido y mujer<\/span> nadie puede permanecer indiferente.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"La<\/p>\n

Independientemente de si se trata de un <\/span>chiste limpio<\/span>un chiste verde o un <\/span>chiste corto<\/span>,<\/span><\/p>\n

El Se\u00f1or sabe que cada <\/span>buen chiste<\/span> es digno de cada aliento perdido y dolor de est\u00f3mago de re\u00edr. <\/span><\/p>\n

Nos alegran la vida y nos sirven de alivio c\u00f3mico en situaciones dif\u00edciles.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Hermosos<\/p>\n

Estos <\/span>chistes divertidos<\/span> incluir <\/span>matrimonio<\/span><\/a> chistes<\/span>, <\/span>chistes de boda<\/span>chistes de aniversario y otros relacionados con la esposa y <\/span>chistes de maridos<\/span> \u00a1que son simplemente divertid\u00edsimos! <\/span><\/p>\n

So, instead of wasting time talking about it, let’s dive together into the humorous sea of <\/span>bromas entre marido y mujer<\/span> \u00a1y re\u00edr a carcajadas hasta reventar! \u00a1Hurra!<\/span><\/p>\n

CHISTES DIVERTIDOS DE MARIDO Y MUJER<\/h2>\n

1. El dedo equivocado<\/h2>\n

\"hombre<\/p>\n

Marido aburrido: <\/span>Miel<\/span>\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 llevas tu <\/span>anillo de boda<\/span> en el dedo equivocado?<\/span><\/p>\n

Esposa aburrida: \u00a1Porque me cas\u00e9 con el hombre equivocado! <\/span><\/p>\n

2. It’s A Computer, Not A Husband!<\/h2>\n

\"hombre<\/p>\n

Esposa: Querida, este ordenador no funciona seg\u00fan mis \u00f3rdenes.<\/span><\/p>\n

Marido: Exactamente, <\/span>querida<\/span>! It’s a computer, not a husband!! <\/span><\/p>\n

3. 3. \u00a1Gracias a Dios!<\/h2>\n

\"hombre<\/p>\n

Un matrimonio tiene cuatro hijos. Los tres mayores son altos y rubios, el peque\u00f1o es bajito y casta\u00f1o.<\/span><\/p>\n

The husband is on his deathbed and says, \u201c<\/span>Miel<\/span>, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

The wife says, \u201cI swear to all that is holy, he is your son.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

Then the husband dies and the wife mutters, \u201c<\/span>Gracias a Dios<\/span> he didn\u2019t ask about the other three.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

4. Se busca esposa<\/h2>\n

\"hombre<\/span><\/p>\n

A man placed an ‘ad’ in the <\/span>clasificados<\/span>: \u2018<\/span>Se busca esposa<\/span>.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n

D\u00eda siguiente<\/span>,<\/span> recibi\u00f3 <\/span>cien<\/span> letters. They all said the same thing: \u2018You can have mine.\u2019 <\/span><\/p>\n

5. Una gasolinera<\/h2>\n

Cuando llegu\u00e9 a casa <\/span>anoche<\/span>mi mujer me exigi\u00f3 que la llevara a un sitio caro.<\/span><\/p>\n

As\u00ed que la llev\u00e9 a una gasolinera.<\/span><\/p>\n

And then the fight started… <\/span><\/p>\n

6. Soltero vs. Casado<\/h2>\n

\"pareja<\/p>\n

What’s the difference between a bachelor and a <\/span>hombre casado<\/span><\/a>?<\/span><\/p>\n

A bachelor comes home, checks out what’<\/span>s en<\/span> la nevera y se va a la cama. <\/span><\/p>\n

Un hombre casado<\/span> comes home, checks out what’<\/span>s en<\/span> la cama y se dirige a la nevera. <\/span><\/p>\n

7. El coste de estar casado<\/h2>\n

A <\/span>ni\u00f1o peque\u00f1o<\/span> asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”<\/span><\/p>\n

And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” <\/span><\/p>\n

8. \u00bfSe lo vas a decir, pap\u00e1?<\/h2>\n

\"padre<\/p>\n

Mientras jugaba en el patio trasero, <\/span>peque\u00f1o Johnny<\/span> mata a una abeja. <\/span><\/p>\n

His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No <\/span>miel<\/span> for you for one month!”<\/span><\/p>\n

Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly.<\/span><\/p>\n

“That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.<\/span><\/p>\n

Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. <\/span><\/p>\n

Ella salta y lo pisotea y luego mira hacia arriba para encontrar <\/span>peque\u00f1o Johnny<\/span> y su marido mir\u00e1ndola.<\/span><\/p>\n

Peque\u00f1o Johnny<\/span> looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”<\/span><\/p>\n

9. Un anillo de diamantes<\/h2>\n

\"anillo<\/p>\n

P: \u00bfC\u00f3mo puedo hacer que mi mujer deje de comprar todos estos guantes?<\/span><\/p>\n

R: C\u00f3mprale un <\/span>anillo de diamantes<\/span>. <\/span><\/p>\n

10. Might Be The Wine Talking…<\/h2>\n

\"grupo<\/p>\n

Una pareja est\u00e1 sentada en su <\/span>sala de estar<\/span>bebiendo vino.<\/span><\/p>\n

Out of the blue, the wife says, \u201cI love you.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cIs that you or the wine talking?\u201d asks the husband.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s me,\u201d says the wife. \u201cTalking to the wine.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

11. La sala de estar<\/h2>\n

\"pareja<\/p>\n

Miel<\/span>\u00bfCrees que he engordado?<\/span><\/p>\n

No, creo que el <\/span>sala de estar<\/span> se hizo m\u00e1s peque\u00f1o. <\/span><\/p>\n

12. Lo s\u00e9 todo<\/h2>\n

\"foto<\/p>\n

Abner\u2019s wife was lying on her deathbed. <\/span><\/p>\n

She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, \u201cI must tell you something or my soul will never know peace. <\/span><\/p>\n

I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.\u201d \u201cHush, dear,\u201d soothed Abner. \u201cI know <\/span>todo sobre<\/span> eso. <\/span><\/p>\n

Why else have I poisoned you?\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

13. Preparaci\u00f3n del caf\u00e9<\/h2>\n

\"pareja<\/h2>\n

Reci\u00e9n casados<\/span> wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: “<\/span>Querido<\/span>, why don\u2019t you brew us some coffee?”<\/span><\/p>\n

The wife looks confused. “But that’s your task, <\/span>miel<\/span>.”<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat? Why?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

“It\u2019s all over the Bible, dearest.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“The Bible says nothing about who\u2019s supposed to be brewing coffee!”<\/span><\/p>\n

The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random: “See? Everywhere. Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews.” <\/span><\/p>\n

14. Chupar sangre<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

A man and his wife have to go to the doctor. The doctor asks, \u201cDo you share the same blood group?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

En <\/span>el marido responde<\/span>, \u201cWe must by now. She\u2019s been sucking my blood for years.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

15. Excelentes consejos<\/h2>\n

\"Pareja<\/p>\n

Tuvimos algunos problemas y despu\u00e9s de un tiempo, decidimos ir por <\/span>terapia matrimonial<\/span><\/a>. <\/span><\/p>\n

Y a pesar de mis reservas iniciales, debo decir que recibimos algunos consejos excelentes, como que deber\u00eda tratar a mi mujer como cuando empezamos a salir.<\/span><\/p>\n

As\u00ed que <\/span>la semana pasada<\/span>,<\/span> I took her to the cinema and then I dropped her off at her parents\u2019! <\/span><\/p>\n

16. Esposa loca<\/h2>\n

Una mujer se enfad\u00f3 tanto con su marido que le hizo las maletas y le dijo que se fuera. <\/span><\/p>\n

As he walked to the door, she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.” He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?”<\/span><\/p>\n

17. Un restaurante de 5 estrellas<\/h2>\n

\"hombre<\/p>\n

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said, \u201cOur food has arrived! Let\u2019s eat!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

His wife reminded him, \u201c<\/span>Miel<\/span>, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Her husband replied, \u201cThat\u2019s at home, my dear. Here, the chef knows how to cook\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

18. Sabidur\u00eda paterna<\/h2>\n

Son: Dad, I\u2019ve heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn\u2019t know his wife until he marries her.<\/span><\/p>\n

Father: Son, that\u2019s true everywhere.<\/span><\/p>\n

19. Esposa perfecta<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

Todos los hombres quieren una mujer guapa, inteligente, cari\u00f1osa, atractiva y colaboradora.<\/span><\/p>\n

Lamentablemente, la bigamia es ilegal.<\/span><\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: <\/span>22 se\u00f1ales de que eres la esposa perfecta (seg\u00fan los hombres)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

20. Zurdo<\/h2>\n

\"foto<\/p>\n

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “<\/span>Miel<\/span>, if I died, would you get married again?”<\/span><\/p>\n

The husband said, “No sweetie.”<\/span><\/p>\n

The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”<\/span><\/p>\n

So the man said, “Okay, I would.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”<\/span><\/p>\n

And the man replied, “Yeah, I guess so.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Then the wife asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”<\/span><\/p>\n

And the husband replied, “No, she’s left-handed.”<\/span><\/p>\n

21. Preg\u00fantale a tu marido<\/h2>\n

\"hombre<\/p>\n

Una esposa se va de retiro por trabajo.<\/span><\/p>\n

Cuando regresa, encuentra en su tocador unas bragas que no le pertenecen.<\/span><\/p>\n

Furiosa, interroga a su marido.<\/span><\/p>\n

The husband says, “I have no idea where they came from. I don’t do the laundry!”<\/span><\/p>\n

Entonces, la esposa va a ver a la criada y la interroga.<\/span><\/p>\n

Indignant, the maid replies, “Madam, how should I know? These panties don’t belong to me. I don’t even wear panties, just ask your husband!”<\/span><\/p>\n

22. Lo que quiere una mujer<\/h2>\n

\"Pareja<\/p>\n

Cient\u00edficos estadounidenses descubrieron por fin lo que quiere una mujer.<\/span><\/p>\n

Por desgracia, desde entonces ha cambiado de opini\u00f3n.<\/span><\/p>\n

23. Celebraci\u00f3n del aniversario<\/h2>\n

Her: It\u2019s our anniversary, dear. How do you suggest we celebrate it?<\/span><\/p>\n

Con \u00e9l: \u00bfCon un minuto de silencio?<\/span><\/p>\n

24. Una se\u00f1al de advertencia<\/h2>\n

\"mar<\/p>\n

\u201cMommy, why are all the cars beeping their horns?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cBecause there\u2019s a wedding going on.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cBut isn\u2019t the horn a warning signal, Mommy?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cExactly, son.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

25. Parte del trato<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

\u201cFancy that, Bob. I bought my wife an amazing white gold necklace with a platinum pendant and she didn\u2019t speak to me for a month!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cReally?! What got her so upset?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cNothing, that was part of the deal.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

26. Un idiota<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

Her: \u201cAll my friends are telling me I married an idiot!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Him: \u201cWhat they mean is, only an idiot would\u2019ve married you!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

27. Estoy de acuerdo<\/h2>\n

Discutir con la esposa es muy parecido a intentar leer las condiciones de uso de Internet.<\/span><\/p>\n

In the end, you just give up and go, \u201cI agree.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

28. Una invitaci\u00f3n<\/h2>\n

\"papel<\/p>\n

Leyendo una carta en la mesa del desayuno, una mujer mira de repente a su marido con desconfianza.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cHenry, I\u2019ve just received a letter from my mother saying she isn\u2019t accepting our invitation to come and stay, as we don\u2019t appear to want her. <\/span><\/p>\n

What does she mean? I told you to write and say that she was to come at her own convenience. You did write, didn\u2019t you?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cEr, yes,\u201d said the husband. \u201cBut I couldn\u2019t spell \u2018convenience\u2019, so I made it \u2018risk\u2019.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

29. Cortac\u00e9spedes<\/h2>\n

\"hombre<\/p>\n

\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 los maridos son como cortadoras de c\u00e9sped?<\/span><\/p>\n

They\u2019re hard to get started, emit foul odors and don\u2019t work half the time.<\/span><\/p>\n

30. Las nuevas gafas<\/h2>\n

Her: “<\/span>Miel<\/span>, I don’t like you with the new glasses on.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Him: “But sweetheart, I don’t wear any glasses.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Her: “True but I do.”<\/span><\/p>\n

31. Un n\u00famero equivocado<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

Una esposa cuelga despu\u00e9s de media hora al tel\u00e9fono.<\/span><\/p>\n

The husband is surprised. “Wow, that was quick. Usually you women are at it for two hours at least!”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Yeah, well, it was a wrong number.”<\/span><\/p>\n

32. Millionaire Man<\/h2>\n

\"hombre<\/p>\n

A woman says, \u201cI don\u2019t know what he\u2019s complaining about. I made him a millionaire!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Her friend asks, \u201cAnd what was he before?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

The woman says, \u201cA billionaire.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

33. \u00a1Oh, no!<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

Un hombre se sienta en un restaurante y llora. El camarero se acerca y le pregunta qu\u00e9 le ha pasado.<\/span><\/p>\n

The man replies: \u201cMy wife told me that she wouldn\u2019t talk to me for a month.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

The waiter replies, \u201cOh no, that\u2019s horrible!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Man: \u201cYes!!!\u201d (Sobs) \u201cToday that month is over.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

34. Cerveza vs. Maquillaje<\/h2>\n

\"jarra<\/p>\n

\u201cSugar, can you lend me 15 dollars? I want to buy a case of beer.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cNo <\/span>querida<\/span>. I wanted to buy myself some make-up because I want to look pretty for you.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cSugar, that\u2019s exactly why I wanted to buy those beers.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

35. Despu\u00e9s de la oraci\u00f3n<\/h2>\n

My wife\u2019s cooking is so bad, we usually pray after our food.<\/span><\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: <\/span>16 se\u00f1ales de que la comida es una prioridad para ti<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

36. Casi<\/h2>\n

\"foto<\/p>\n

I think as marriages go, we\u2019re doing absolutely awesome. I mean, I get to sleep with my wife nearly every day!<\/span><\/p>\n

Casi el lunes<\/span><\/p>\n

Casi el martes<\/span><\/p>\n

Casi el mi\u00e9rcoles<\/span><\/p>\n

Casi el jueves<\/span><\/p>\n

Casi el viernes<\/span><\/p>\n

Casi el s\u00e1bado<\/span><\/p>\n

Casi en domingo<\/span><\/p>\n

37. Cr\u00edtica<\/h2>\n

\"veh\u00edculo<\/p>\n

Me llamaron para decirme que hab\u00edan llevado a mi mujer al hospital.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cOh my Lord, how is she?!\u201d I asked.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m sorry to say she\u2019s critical,\u201d said the nurse.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat the heck is she complaining about again?!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

38. Un millonario de 60 a\u00f1os<\/h2>\n

\"un<\/p>\n

Un millonario de 60 a\u00f1os se casa y organiza un gran banquete de bodas.<\/span><\/p>\n

Sus amigos est\u00e1n bastante celosos y, en un momento de tranquilidad, uno de ellos le pregunta c\u00f3mo ha conseguido una belleza de 23 a\u00f1os tan atractiva.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cSimple,\u201d grins the millionaire. \u201cI faked my age.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Sus amigos se quedan muy sorprendidos y le preguntan cu\u00e1ntos a\u00f1os dijo que ten\u00eda.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Well,” he replied. “I said I was 87!”<\/span><\/p>\n

39. Tres anillos<\/h2>\n

\"mujer<\/p>\n

El matrimonio es una instituci\u00f3n de tres anillos. Un anillo de compromiso, un <\/span>anillo de boda<\/span> y sufrimiento.<\/span><\/p>\n

40. Esposa atractiva<\/h2>\n

Mi mujer me dijo que fuera a buscar algo que la hiciera parecer atractiva. As\u00ed que me emborrach\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n

41. Definici\u00f3n de optimista<\/h2>\n

Optimist. A man who leaves the engine running when his wife says she\u2019s, \u201cJust going to run inside the shop to grab a bottle of milk.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

42. Charla sucia<\/a><\/h2>\n

\"hombre<\/p>\n

A woman to her husband while they\u2019re at it: \u201cPlease say dirty things to me!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Man: \u201cBath, kitchen, <\/span>sala de estar<\/span>…\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: <\/span>Hablar sucio: 95 frases s\u00faper picantes para volverlo loco<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

43. Felices 20 a\u00f1os<\/h2>\n

Mi mujer y yo pasamos veinte a\u00f1os muy felices. Despu\u00e9s de eso, nos conocimos.<\/span><\/p>\n

44. Un atraco a un banco<\/h2>\n

\"persona<\/p>\n

A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave but before that, he asks a customer who\u2019s lying on the floor, \u201cHave you seen me rob this bank?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYes, sir,\u201d says the customer and promptly gets shot.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cHave you seen me rob this bank?\u201d the robber asks another customer.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cAbsolutely not, sir but my wife here saw everything!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

45. What It’s Like To Be Married<\/h2>\n

My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me. <\/span><\/p>\n

Re\u00edr a carcajadas<\/h2>\n

\"novia<\/p>\n

I don’t know about you but I’m still laughing my ass off at the above <\/span>chistes divertidos<\/span> \u00a1sobre maridos y esposas! <\/span><\/p>\n

I hope they have made your day just like mine and in case you’re married, you can share them with your spouse and laugh together some more. <\/span><\/p>\n

In case you’re not, you can still share them with your close friends and make the world a brighter place. <\/span><\/p>\n

Ya sabe lo que dicen: \u00a1compartir es cuidar!<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Los<\/p>\n

To conclude all the humor in the air (and so we can laugh some more), here’s one last <\/span>cita divertida<\/span> sobre el matrimonio: <\/span><\/p>\n

\u2018Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!\u2019<\/span><\/i> – Unknown<\/span><\/p>\n

V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: <\/span>78 divertid\u00edsimos juegos de palabras con queso que te har\u00e1n salivar<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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