Sin m\u00e1s pre\u00e1mbulos, he aqu\u00ed una lista de r\u00e9plicas salvajes pero hilarantes que callar\u00e1n la boca a todos los los que odian<\/a> \u00a1(y hacer re\u00edr a carcajadas)! \u00a1Yaay!<\/p>\n 1. You\u2019re the reason God created the middle finger.<\/p>\n 2. \u00bfHas nacido en la autopista? Ah\u00ed es donde se producen la mayor\u00eda de los accidentes.<\/p>\n 3. Please, keep talking. I only yawn when I\u2019m super fascinated.<\/p>\n 4. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I\u2019d fart.<\/p>\n 5. Jesus might love you but everyone else definitely thinks you\u2019re an asshole.<\/p>\n 6. Sorry, I didn\u2019t get that. I don\u2019t speak bullshit.<\/p>\n 7. Don\u2019t hate me because I\u2019m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.<\/p>\n 8. I\u2019m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.<\/p>\n 9. Estupidez<\/a> is not a crime, so you\u2019re free to go.<\/p>\n 10. If you\u2019re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It\u2019s going to be a while.<\/p>\n 11. If I had a face like yours, I\u2019d sue my parents.<\/p>\n 12. Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news\u2014they found your head.<\/p>\n 13. No, those pants don\u2019t make you look fatter\u2014how could they?<\/p>\n 14. What\u2019s the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.<\/p>\n 15. You\u2019re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.<\/p>\n 16. If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn\u2019t be enough to blow your hat off.<\/p>\n 17. Eres m\u00e1s decepcionante que un pretzel sin sal.<\/p>\n 18. Save your breath\u2014you\u2019ll need it to blow up your date.<\/p>\n 19. You\u2019re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking.<\/p>\n 20. Si realmente quieres saber sobre errores, deber\u00edas preguntar a tus padres.<\/p>\n 21. Una cara bonita no es nada si tienes un coraz\u00f3n feo.<\/p>\n 22. The zoo called. They\u2019re wondering how you got out of your cage.<\/p>\n 23. Sea cual sea el tipo de look que buscabas, fallaste.<\/p>\n 24. La luz viaja m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido que el sonido, por eso parec\u00edas brillante hasta que hablaste.<\/p>\n 25. Tu hijo es tan molesto que hace llorar a su Happy Meal.<\/p>\n 26. Tienes tantos huecos en los dientes que parece que tienes la lengua en la c\u00e1rcel.<\/p>\n 27. Tus secretos siempre est\u00e1n a salvo conmigo. Ni siquiera te escucho cuando me los cuentas.<\/p>\n 28. I\u2019ll never forget the first time we met. But I\u2019ll keep trying.<\/p>\n 29. Hey, you have something on your chin… no, the third one down.<\/p>\n 30. Aw, it\u2019s so cute when you try to talk about things you don\u2019t understand.<\/p>\n 31. Me encanta el sonido que haces cuando te callas.<\/p>\n 32. I don\u2019t know what makes you so stupid but it really works.<\/p>\n 33. Usted es la prueba de que la evoluci\u00f3n puede ir a la inversa.<\/p>\n 34. Brains aren\u2019t everything; in your case, they\u2019re nothing.<\/p>\n 35. You\u2019re so ugly that when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away.<\/p>\n 36. Olvid\u00e9 que el mundo gira a tu alrededor. Mis disculpas, qu\u00e9 tonta soy.<\/p>\n 37. Hold still. I\u2019m trying to imagine you with personality.<\/p>\n 38. The only way you\u2019ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken\u2019s ass and wait.<\/p>\n 39. Si la ignorancia es felicidad, debes de ser la persona m\u00e1s feliz del planeta.<\/p>\n 40. Are you always such an idiot or do you just show off when I\u2019m around?<\/p>\n 41. When you were born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to your dad, \u201cI\u2019m very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.\u201d<\/p>\n 42. Coge una pajita porque apestas.<\/p>\n 43. I\u2019m sorry I didn\u2019t get that\u2014I don\u2019t speak idiot.<\/p>\n 44. Quick\u2014check your face! I just found your nose in my business.<\/p>\n 45. Isn\u2019t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?<\/p>\n 46. Hey, your village called\u2014they want their idiot back.<\/p>\n 47. Hay gente muy tonta en este mundo. Gracias por ayudarme a entenderlo.<\/p>\n 48. Podr\u00eda comerme un plato de sopa de letras y cagar una declaraci\u00f3n m\u00e1s inteligente que lo que acabas de decir.<\/p>\n 49. Estaba a favor de la vida. Entonces te conoc\u00ed.<\/p>\n 50. \u00a1Nuestro hijo debe haber sacado su cerebro de ti! Yo todav\u00eda tengo el m\u00edo.<\/p>\n 51. Tu cara hace llorar a las cebollas.<\/p>\n 52. \u00bfNaciste as\u00ed de est\u00fapido o tomaste lecciones<\/a>?<\/p>\n 53. I\u2019ve been called worse by better.<\/p>\n 54. You\u2019re such a beautiful, intelligent, wonderful person. Oh, I\u2019m sorry, I thought we were having a lying competition.<\/p>\n 55. Deber\u00edas venir con una etiqueta de advertencia.<\/p>\n 56. Gay? I\u2019m straighter than the pole your mom dances on.<\/p>\n 57. I just stepped in something that was smarter than you… and smelled better too.<\/p>\n 58. La \u00fanica forma de que tu marido se haga da\u00f1o durante una actividad es que explote el televisor.<\/p>\n 59. Est\u00e1s muy guapa. Nada asquerosa hoy.<\/p>\n 60. It\u2019s impossible to underestimate you.<\/p>\n 61. I\u2019m not insulting you, I\u2019m describing you.<\/p>\n 62. I\u2019m not a nerd, I\u2019m just smarter than you.<\/p>\n 63. Sigue poniendo los ojos en blanco, puede que al final encuentres un cerebro.<\/p>\n 64. You\u2019re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.<\/p>\n 65. Tiene derecho a guardar silencio porque, de todos modos, lo que diga ser\u00e1 probablemente una estupidez.<\/p>\n V\u00e9ase tambi\u00e9n: Citas atrevidas: La lista definitiva de frases y refranes atrevidos<\/a><\/p>\n 66. Los celos son una enfermedad. Mej\u00f3rate pronto.<\/p>\n 67. I\u2019m an acquired taste. Don\u2019t like me, acquire some taste.<\/p>\n 68. The jerk store called, they\u2019re running out of you.<\/p>\n 69. Siempre que salimos, recuerdo que Dios<\/a> realmente tiene sentido del humor.<\/p>\n 70. It\u2019s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.<\/p>\n 71. Please just tell me you don\u2019t plan to homeschool your kids.<\/p>\n 72. You always bring me so much joy\u2014as soon as you leave the room.<\/p>\n 73. Your face is just fine but we\u2019ll have to put a bag over that personality.<\/p>\n 74. Hoy pens\u00e9 en ti. Me ha recordado que tengo que sacar la basura.<\/p>\n 75. Don\u2019t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.<\/p>\n 76. If you\u2019re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.<\/p>\n 77. You are like a cloud. Once you disappear, it\u2019s a beautiful day.<\/p>\n 78. I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone who\u2019s totally unarmed.<\/p>\n 79. I\u2019d tell you how I really feel but I wasn\u2019t born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.<\/p>\n 80. It\u2019s okay if you don\u2019t like me. Not everyone has good taste.<\/p>\n 81. I\u2019d tell you to go fuck yourself but that would be a cruel and unusual punishment.<\/p>\n 82. I\u2019d rather treat my baby\u2019s diaper rash than have lunch with you.<\/p>\n 83. Tienes toda la vida para ser un imb\u00e9cil. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no te tomas el d\u00eda libre?<\/p>\n 84. Don\u2019t be ashamed of who you are. That\u2019s your parent\u2019s job.<\/p>\n 85. Too bad you can\u2019t Photoshop your ugly personality.<\/p>\n 86. Que tengas un buen d\u00eda, en otro lugar.<\/p>\n 87. Le devuelvo su nariz. La encontr\u00e9 en mi negocio.<\/p>\n 88. Tu culo debe estar muy celoso de toda la mierda que sale de tu boca.<\/p>\n 89. \u00bfRecuerdas cuando te ped\u00ed tu opini\u00f3n? Yo tampoco.<\/p>\n 90. If you\u2019re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat \u2018cause it\u2019s gonna be a really long time.<\/p>\n 91. Don\u2019t worry, the first forty years of childhood are always the hardest.<\/p>\n 92. Puede que me encante ir de compras, pero nunca comprar\u00e9 sus tonter\u00edas.<\/p>\n 93. \u00a1DIOS M\u00cdO! \u00a1HABLA!<\/p>\n 94. I\u2019m not a proctologist but I know un gilipollas<\/a> cuando veo uno.<\/p>\n 95. You only annoy me when you\u2019re breathing really.<\/p>\n 96. Hazte un favor e ignora a cualquiera que te diga que seas t\u00fa mismo. Mala idea en tu caso.<\/p>\n 97. I don\u2019t know what your problem is but I\u2019m guessing it\u2019s hard to pronounce.<\/p>\n 98. I love what you\u2019ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?<\/p>\n 99. Si la risa es la mejor medicina, tu cara debe estar curando al mundo.<\/p>\n 100. Parece que tu cara se ha incendiado y alguien ha intentado apagarla con un martillo.<\/p>\n 101. If I wanted a bitch, I\u2019d have bought a dog.<\/p>\n 102. What doesn\u2019t kill you, disappoints me.<\/p>\n 103. I\u2019d like to see things from your point of view but I can\u2019t seem to get my head that far up your ass.<\/p>\n 104. I\u2019ve seen people like you before but I had to pay admission.<\/p>\n 105. Los cient\u00edficos dicen que el universo est\u00e1 formado por neutrones, protones y electrones. Se olvidaron de mencionar a los imb\u00e9ciles.<\/p>\n 106. Someday you\u2019ll go far\u2014and I really hope you stay there.<\/p>\n 107. Don\u2019t call me bitch, I\u2019m much more evil than that.<\/p>\n 108. Sometimes it\u2019s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you\u2019re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.<\/p>\n 109. Do your parents even realize they\u2019re living proof that two wrongs don\u2019t make a right?<\/p>\n 110. \u00bfRecuerdas aquella vez que dije que me parec\u00edas guay? Ment\u00ed.<\/p>\n 111. Everyone\u2019s entitled to act stupid once in a while but you really abuse the privilege.<\/p>\n 112. Do you always act like an idiot or do you just show off when I\u2019m around?<\/p>\n 113. Las personas que te toleran a diario son los verdaderos h\u00e9roes.<\/p>\n 114. Don\u2019t you get tired of putting make-up on two faces every morning?<\/p>\n 115. I\u2019d slap you but I don\u2019t want to make your face look any better.<\/p>\n 116. Llamarte idiota ser\u00eda un insulto a todos los est\u00fapidos.<\/p>\n 117. You know, all the make-up and the clothes in the world can\u2019t change what an ugly person you really are.<\/p>\n 118. I can\u2019t help imagining how much more awesome the world would be if your dad had just pulled out earlier.<\/p>\n 119. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you\u2019d gotten enough oxygen at birth?<\/p>\n 120. My business isn\u2019t your business. Unless you\u2019re my thong, don\u2019t be up my ass.<\/p>\n 121. Can you die of constipation? I ask because I\u2019m worried about how full of shit you are.<\/p>\n 122. Buena historia pero \u00bfen qu\u00e9 cap\u00edtulo te callas la puta boca?<\/p>\n 123. You\u2019re so fat you could sell shade.<\/p>\n 124. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 es aceptable que seas idiota pero no que yo lo se\u00f1ale?<\/p>\n 125. Your lips keep moving but all I hear is, \u201cBlah, blah, blah.\u201d<\/p>\n 126. Tu \u00e1rbol geneal\u00f3gico debe ser un cactus porque todos en \u00e9l son unos gilipollas.<\/p>\n 127. I\u2019d love to give you a nasty look but it appears you already have one.<\/p>\n 128. Did you know they used to be called \u2018jumpolines until your mum jumped on one?<\/p>\n 129. Tu \u00fanico prop\u00f3sito en la vida es ser donante de \u00f3rganos.<\/p>\n 130. I hear there\u2019s a new app called a sense of humor. You should try downloading it.<\/p>\n Espero que te haya gustado esta lista de insultos descarados y graciosos y de r\u00e9plicas divertidas. Acu\u00e9rdate de memorizar algunos buenas reacciones<\/a> (me refiero a grandes r\u00e9plicas) con el fin de acallar a todos los haters y re\u00edrnos un rato.<\/em><\/p>\nLas respuestas sarc\u00e1sticas m\u00e1s divertidas de todos los tiempos<\/h2>\n
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