{"id":115712,"date":"2020-11-30T13:19:17","date_gmt":"2020-11-30T13:19:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=115712"},"modified":"2022-04-01T10:20:02","modified_gmt":"2022-04-01T10:20:02","slug":"citazioni-di-umorismo-nero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/citazioni-di-umorismo-nero\/","title":{"rendered":"100+ citazioni esilaranti di umorismo nero che vi faranno morire dal ridere"},"content":{"rendered":"

Una buona senso dell'umorismo<\/a> is SO important. How else are we supposed to deal with life’s unexpected curveballs? For me, dark humor quotes and funny pics always hit the mark.<\/p>\n

No matter the cards I’ve been dealt, browsing through Tumblr for funny memes, sarcastic quotes, and most importantly, dark humor quotes can make me LOL like nothing else.<\/p>\n

If you’re anything like me, you’re going to love this article. Humor has always been my saving grace, and after having gone through some dark stuff, I’ve decided to sorridere<\/a> quanti pi\u00f9 volti possibile.<\/p>\n

Below, I’ve prepared for you some of the best funny quotes and witty sayings that’ll brighten il pi\u00f9 cupo degli umori<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I love making people laugh, especially about things that are supposed to be \u2018off-limits.\u2019<\/p>\n

Queste citazioni di umorismo nero e impertinente riflettono il meglio e il peggio che la nostra societ\u00e0 ha da offrire. Senza nascondersi nulla, ecco alcune citazioni sconce che garantiscono ti fanno sputare il tuo drink<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Vedi anche: 193 citazioni e frasi d'amore divertenti che vi faranno pisciare addosso<\/a><\/p>\n

Citazioni divertenti sull'umorismo nero<\/h2>\n

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Pronti per alcune citazioni di umorismo nero inebrianti e divertenti? Non importa quanto siate frustrati dalla vostra vita, queste citazioni vi faranno dimenticare tutto per un breve secondo.<\/em><\/p>\n

1. \u201cDespite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.\u201d\u2015Robert Bloch<\/p>\n

2. \u201cRelationships are ropes. Love is a noose.\u2015Durzo Blint\u201d\u2015Brent Weeks<\/p>\n

3. \u201cThe rest of us can find happiness in misery.\u201d\u2015Fall Out Boy<\/p>\n

4. \u201cIt doesn\u2019t matter what other people think when you\u2019re right \u2015John Cleaver\u201d\u2015Dan Wells<\/p>\n

5. \u201cWhen your past shows up to haunt you, make sure it comes after supper, so it doesn’t ruin your whole day.\u201d\u2015Jay Wickre<\/p>\n

6. \u201cWe are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don\u2019t know.\u201d\u2014W. H. Auden<\/p>\n

7. \u201cThere is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity.\u201d\u2014Vladimir Nabokov<\/p>\n

8. \u201cMarriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.\u201d<\/strong>\u2014Jerry Seinfeld<\/p>\n

9. \u201cI\u2019m like old wine. They don\u2019t bring me out very often \u2013 but I\u2019m well preserved.\u201d\u2014Rose Kennedy<\/p>\n

10. \u201cYou know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.\u201d\u2015George Burns<\/p>\n

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11. \u201c\u2018I try to keep in mind,\u2019 I recite dryly as I run the front sight of my pistol over his face, \u2018that my life is only as significant as I am to the lives of others.\u2019 He\u2019s sobbing and won\u2019t look up from the floor, so I lean close to his ear and ask softly, \u2018Would you say that I\u2019m significant to your life?\u2019\u201d\u2015Dennis Sharpe<\/p>\n

12. \u201cEverything is funny, as long as it\u2019s happening to somebody else.\u201d\u2014Will Rogers<\/p>\n

13. \u201cThe general plot of life is sometimes shaped by the different ways genuine intelligence combines with equally genuine ignorance.\u201d\u2015Lucy Grealy<\/p>\n

14. \u201cI was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It\u2019s chicken and eggs. And I said I gotta use that one.\u201d\u2014Paul Simon<\/p>\n

15. \u201cPrejudice is a great time-saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.\u201d\u2014E. B. White<\/p>\n

16. \u201cWhen we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.\u201d\u2014Saul Bellow<\/p>\n

17. \u201cOne advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody\u2019s listening.\u201d<\/strong>\u2014Franklin P. Jones<\/p>\n

18. \u201cI realized that success in most things depends on finding people stupid enough to volunteer to try doing them but smart enough to have a chance of succeeding.\u201d\u2015Jack Campbell<\/p>\n

19. \u201cI have a wonderful make-up crew. They\u2019re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.\u201d\u2014Bob Hope<\/p>\n

20. \u201cWhat, after all, is a halo? It\u2019s only one more thing to keep clean.\u201d\u2014Christopher Fry<\/p>\n

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21. \u201cWhy take hours to drown when you can do it in a minute? Death can be kind if you allow him to be \u2013 sometimes.\u201d\u2015M. R. C. Kasasian<\/p>\n

22. \u201cFirst the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.\u201d\u2015Steve Martin<\/p>\n

23. \u201cI have a knack for finding humor in all sorts of things, no matter how grim. My sense of humor is wry and a bit on the warped side. (Well, more than a bit, depending on whom you ask.)\u201d\u2015Gerri R. Gray<\/p>\n

24. \u201cHe\u2019d interpreted my move as rudeness, but I thought it would\u2019ve been much ruder to stab him.\u201d\u2015Kayla Krantz<\/p>\n

25. \u201cMy only choice was between the disastrous and the unpalatable. A very German choice.\u201d\u2015Philip Kerr<\/p>\n

26. \u201cThe need for clean clothing outlived disasters. The end of the world could come, but that would only mean more bloodstains to wash.\u201d\u2015Brandon Sanderson<\/p>\n

27. \u201cLife doesn’t end, you just run out of road.\u201d\u2015Stewart Stafford<\/p>\n

28. \u201c\u2018I found her. There was blood everywhere. I slipped and fell in it.\u2019’ \u2018That’s awful,’ Ling said when she found her voice again. \u2018It was awful. I loved those pants.\u2019\u201d<\/strong>\u2015Libba Bray<\/p>\n

29. \u201cI read a report that said 88% of adults trust their doctors \u2013 well, 100% of dead people don’t!\u201d\u2015Stewart Stafford<\/p>\n

30. \u201cAfter one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say ‘I want to see the manager.\u2019\u201d\u2015William S. Burroughs<\/p>\n

31. \u201cI know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, s*x, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.\u201d\u2015Johnny Carson<\/p>\n

32. \u201cArts degrees are awesome. And they help you find meaning where there is none. And let me assure you, there is none. Don\u2019t go looking for it. Searching for meaning is like searching for a rhyme scheme in a cookbook: you won\u2019t find it, and you\u2019ll bugger up your souffl\u00e9.\u201d\u2015Tim Minchin<\/p>\n

33. \u201cI’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit.\u201d\u2015Mel Brooks<\/p>\n

34. \u201cDoctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.\u201d\u2015Anton Chekhov<\/p>\n

Vedi anche: 114 citazioni ispirate sulla mentalit\u00e0 di crescita che trasformeranno la vostra vita<\/a><\/p>\n

Citazioni spiritose sul senso dell'umorismo nero<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

There’s nothing wrong with having a dark sense of humor. Quite the contrary! It’s one of the most badass ways to get up and kick life’s ass.<\/em><\/p>\n

1. \u201cWhat’s the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you\u2019re so ugly on the inside?\u201d\u2015Jess C. Scott<\/p>\n

2. \u201cI am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to a sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.\u201d\u2015Alan Bradley<\/p>\n

3. \u201cThe dumber people think you are, the most surprised they’re going to be when you kill them.\u201d\u2015William Clayton<\/p>\n

4. \u201cFor 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person.\u201d \u2015Frankie Boyle (on Margaret Thatcher)<\/p>\n

5. \u201cLife is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.\u201d\u2015Ankita Singhal<\/p>\n

6. \u201cSociety is like a stew. If you don\u2019t stir it up every once in a while, then a layer of scum floats to the top.\u201d<\/strong>\u2014Edward Abbey<\/p>\n

7. \u201cIt\u2019s a funny thing that when a man hasn\u2019t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.\u201d\u2014Robert Frost<\/p>\n

8. \u201cI believe that Se la vita ti d\u00e0 dei limoni, devi fare la limonata<\/a>\u2026 And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.\u201d\u2014Ron White<\/p>\n

9. \u201cThe only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.\u201d\u2014Phyllis Diller<\/p>\n

10. \u201cLife is hard. After all, it kills you.\u201d\u2014Katharine Hepburn<\/p>\n

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11. \u201cIn 5-billion years, the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.\u201d\u2015Neil Degrasse Tyson<\/p>\n

12. \u201cLife does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.\u201d\u2014George Bernard Shaw<\/p>\n

13. \u201cI admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can’t even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.\u201d\u2015Andrew Lawrence<\/p>\n

14. \u201cGet your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.\u201d\u2014Mark Twain<\/p>\n

15. \u201cIf you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person\u2019s body, and tied them end-to-end\u2026 The person will die.\u201d\u2015Neil deGrasse Tyson<\/p>\n

16. \u201cWhat’s the difference between a politician and a serial killer? The serial killer might listen if you plead with them.\u201d<\/strong>\u2015Unknown<\/p>\n

17. \u201cA pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.\u201d\u2014Don Marquis<\/p>\n

18. \u201cIf at first, you don\u2019t succeed, blame your parents.\u201d\u2014Marcelene Cox<\/p>\n

19. \u201cWhen God created fools, he put the biggest of them into uniform and gave them helmets to prevent any thoughts entering their heads.\u201d\u2015M. R. C. Kasasian<\/p>\n

20. \u201cIf I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?\u201d\u2014Abraham Lincoln<\/p>\n

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21. \u201cSay what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.\u201d\u2014H. L. Mencken<\/p>\n

22. \u201cMost of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.\u201d\u2015Chuck Palahniuk<\/p>\n

23. \u201cJazz hadn’t given her many details of exactly what life in the Dent house had been like, but he’d told her enough that she knew it wasn’t hearts and flowers. Well, except for the occasional heart cut from a chest. And the kind of flowers you send to funerals.\u201d\u2015Barry Lyga<\/p>\n

24. \u201cYou see, insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.\u201d\u2015Joseph Kesselring<\/p>\n

25. \u201cOnce upon a time, before pizzerias or Taco Bells, there was a troll named Rumpelstiltskin who began to wonder what a human baby would taste like.\u201d\u2015Vivian Vande Velde<\/p>\n

26. \u201cSPOILER ALERT: We all die in the end.\u201d<\/strong>\u2015Stewart Stafford<\/p>\n

27. \u201cMy psychiatrist told me I was crazy, and I said I want a second opinion. He said, \u2018okay, you’re ugly too.\u2019\u201d\u2015Rodney Dangerfield<\/p>\n

28. \u201cYou have to accept the fact that sometimes you are the pigeon, and sometimes you are the statue.\u201d\u2015Claude Chabrol<\/p>\n

29. \u201cIn a multiverse wherein every choice you have to make, a new universe spawns for every choice you make. I certainly live in the one where I made a chain of every wrong choice possible\u201d\u2015Mantzaridis Panagiotis<\/p>\n

30. \u201cI did not need an unstable relationship to teach me about the evils of broken promises. I had parents for that.\u201d\u2015Michelle Franklin<\/p>\n

31. \u201cWithout a sense of humor, one’s wisdom is but a rumor.\u201d\u2015Fakeer Ishavardas<\/p>\n

32. \u201cThe only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.\u201d\u2015Al McGuire<\/p>\n

33. \u201cI hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.\u201d\u2015Hunter S. Thompson<\/p>\n

34. \u201cThe surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.\u201d<\/strong>\u2015Bill Watterson<\/p>\n

35. \u201cThe best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.\u201d\u2015Abraham Lincoln<\/p>\n

Vedi anche: 70+ Citazioni d'amore sdolcinate che non passeranno mai di moda<\/a><\/p>\n

Citazioni scure e divertenti sulla vita<\/h2>\n

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Ecco alcune citazioni davvero divertenti su tutto ci\u00f2 che la vita ha da offrire. Il buono, il cattivo e il brutto. Quando la vita ti d\u00e0 dei limoni, condividi queste citazioni su social media<\/a>e ridere.<\/em><\/p>\n

1. \u201cPeople are sheep. TV is the shepherd.\u201d\u2015Jess C. Scott<\/p>\n

2. \u201cMan makes plans… And God laughs.\u201d\u2015Michael Chabon<\/p>\n

3. \u201cIf per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged\u201d\u2015Terry Pratchett<\/p>\n

4. \u201cA good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.\u201d\u2015Brian P. Cleary<\/p>\n

5. \u201c\u2018I wonder if I could eat a child if I had the chance.\u2019 \u2018I doubt if I could cook one,\u2019 said Constance.\u201d\u2015Shirley Jackson<\/p>\n

6. \u201cA difference in self-loathing? Please. The only difference between a gun and a rope is the time it takes to tie the knot.\u201d\u2015Justine Larbalestier<\/p>\n

7. \u201cEverything is funny, as long as it\u2019s happening to somebody else.\u201d<\/strong>\u2014Will Rogers<\/p>\n

8. \u201cThe trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.\u201d\u2014Terry Pratchett<\/p>\n

9. \u201cI am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.\u201d\u2014Zsa Zsa Gabor<\/p>\n

10. \u201cI cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.\u201d\u2014W. C. Fields<\/p>\n

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11. \u201cI used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.\u201d \u2014 David Lee Roth<\/p>\n

12. \u201cIt’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see anymore.\u201d\u2015James Hetfield<\/p>\n

13. \u201cMost people don’t understand what humor is. They think it’s something lighthearted and cheerful. Like ‘good humor.’ But it isn’t. It’s looking into the darkness and spitting at it with a joke. Humor is dark. Humor is that we’re all going to die.\u201d\u2015B. G. Harlen<\/p>\n

14. \u201cDo not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.\u201d\u2014Elbert Hubbard<\/p>\n

15. \u201cI persuaded him to throw the dirk away, and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright, fresh new way of killing itself.\u201d\u2015Mark Twain<\/p>\n

16. \u201cDrive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought… Once you’ve hired the car…\u201d\u2015Tim Key<\/p>\n

17. \u201cProcrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.\u201d<\/strong>\u2014Don Marquis<\/p>\n

18. \u201cLuxury is the ease of a t-shirt in a very expensive dress.\u201d\u2015Karl Lagerfeld<\/p>\n

19. \u201cIf you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn\u2019t sit for a month.\u201d\u2014Theodore Roosevelt<\/p>\n

20. \u201cI was walking down Fifth Avenue today, and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.\u201d\u2014Emo Philips<\/p>\n

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21. \u201c\u2018You see?\u2019 said Laurent. \u2018He has forgiven me for the small matter of the whip. I have forgiven him for the small matter of killing my brother. All hail the alliance.\u2019\u201d\u2015C. S. Pacat<\/p>\n

22. \u201cWhenever I read the term \u2018belief system,\u2019 somewhere between my eyes and my brain, it becomes \u2018coping mechanism.\u2019\u201d\u2015Stewart Stafford<\/p>\n

23. \u201cLife’s so much simpler when you’re dead!\u201d\u2015Stewart Stafford<\/p>\n

24. \u201cDark humor and sarcasm always seem to find their way into my writing, which isn\u2019t surprising, given that I live and breathe dark humor, and sarcasm is one of the languages in which I\u2019m fluent.\u201d\u2015Gerri R. Gray<\/p>\n

25. \u201cNear misses are where you’re nearly killed, near missus are where you’re nearly married\u2015some would argue they’re the same thing.\u201d<\/strong>\u2015Stewart Stafford<\/p>\n

26. \u201cA Pope usually worked fourteen-hour days, seven days a week, and died of exhaustion in an average of 6.3 years. The inside joke was that accepting the papacy was a cardinal’s ‘fastest route to heaven.\u2019\u201d\u2015Dan Brown<\/p>\n

27. \u201cIf anyone ever reported my death incorrectly, I’d confirm it was true on Twitter and that I was tweeting through an Ouija board.\u201d\u2015Stewart Stafford<\/p>\n

28. \u201cDiabetes is just like a lover, hurting you from the inside.\u201d\u2015Sherman Alexie<\/p>\n

29. \u201cBuild a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.\u201d\u2015Terry Pratchett<\/p>\n

30. \u201cThe truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.\u201d\u2015David Foster Wallace<\/p>\n

31. \u201cAlways borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.\u201d\u2015Oscar Wilde<\/p>\n

32. \u201cI believe in the salvation of humanity, in the future of cyanide…\u201d\u2015Emil Cioran<\/p>\n

33. \u201cSometimes, I see a bird fly by, and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.\u201d\u2015Demetri Martin<\/p>\n

34. \u201cWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.\u201d\u2015Will Rogers<\/p>\n

35. \u201cThe most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.\u201d\u2015Yahtzee Croshaw<\/p>\n

Vedi anche: 80+ barzellette flirtare, frasi divertenti per rimorchiare e battute spiritose<\/a><\/p>\n

When it comes to dark humor quotes, I don’t think it gets better than these gems.<\/em><\/p>\n

I’ve always found that being able to laugh no matter what life throws at you is the surest way to pick yourself up again.<\/em><\/p>\n

Le citazioni divertenti, i meme spiritosi e le foto esilaranti di Tumblr sono sempre la scelta giusta. Speriamo che queste citazioni acute e sarcastiche vi abbiano fatto ridere come hanno fatto con me.<\/em><\/p>\n

And for anyone out there who’s not cool with your hilariously dark sense of humor, here’s an appropriate remark: \u201cIf you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Vedi anche: 140 citazioni ispirate alla resilienza per sollevarvi e darvi potere<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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