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- Se credete di poter raggiungere un obiettivo, lo raggiungerete.<\/i><\/li>\n
- <\/i>Decisioni sbagliate<\/i> sono parte del successo.<\/i><\/li>\n
- La vita \u00e8 molto pi\u00f9 facile con un <\/i>senso dell'umorismo<\/i><\/a>.<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Da citazioni motivazionali divertenti per il lavoro a citazioni divertenti e ispirate<\/a> Queste divertenti parole di saggezza non solo vi faranno ridere, ma vi aiuteranno anche a ridurre lo stress e ad aumentare la vostra motivazione.<\/p>\n
Siete pronti? Scommetto di s\u00ec.<\/p>\n
Citazioni ispirate divertenti sulla vita e la felicit\u00e0<\/h2>\n
1. \u201cOptimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it\u2019s more like a cha-cha.\u201d \u2013 Robert Brault<\/p>\n
2. \u201cNever follow anyone else\u2019s path unless you\u2019re in the woods and you\u2019re lost.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Ellen DeGeneres<\/b><\/b><\/p>\n
3. \u201cIt took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn\u2019t give it up because by then I was too famous.\u201d \u2013 Robert Benchley<\/p>\n
4. \u201cWhoever said money can\u2019t buy felicit\u00e0<\/a> didn\u2019t know where to shop.\u201d \u2013 Gertrude Stein<\/p>\n
5. \u201cYou must learn from the mistakes of others. You can\u2019t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.\u201d \u2013 Sam Levenson<\/p>\n
6. \u201cI\u2019m sick of following my dreams, man. I\u2019m just going to ask where they\u2019re going and hook up with \u2019em later.\u201d \u2013 Mitch Hedberg<\/p>\n
7. \u201cMy therapist told me the way to <\/b>raggiungere la vera pace interiore<\/b><\/a> is to finish what I start. So far, I\u2019ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Dave Barry<\/b><\/b><\/p>\n
8. \u201cThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you\u2019ve got it.\u201d \u2013 Groucho Marx<\/p>\n
9. \u201cLuck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.\u201d \u2013 Langston Coleman<\/p>\n
10. \u201cI believe that Se la vita ti d\u00e0 dei limoni, devi fare la limonata<\/a>\u2026 And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.\u201d \u2013 Ron White<\/p>\n
11. \u201cInsanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.\u201d \u2013 Sam Levenson<\/p>\n
12. \u201cEven a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.\u201d \u2013 Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach<\/p>\n
13. \u201cI am so clever that sometimes I don\u2019t understand a single word of what I am saying.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Oscar Wilde<\/b><\/b><\/p>\n
14. \u201cA clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.\u201d \u2013 Mark Twain<\/p>\n
15. \u201cLife is a shipwreck, but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.\u201d \u2013 Voltaire<\/p>\n
16. \u201cEverything is funny, as long as it\u2019s happening to somebody else.\u201d \u2013 Will Rogers<\/p>\n
17. \u201cTo succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.\u201d \u2013 Reba McEntire18. \u201cThe trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.\u201d \u2013 Terry Pratchett<\/p>\n
19. \u201cIf you don\u2019t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Yogi Berra<\/b><\/p>\n
20. \u201cPeople often say that motivazione<\/a> doesn\u2019t last. Well, neither does bathing\u2014that\u2019s why we recommend it daily.\u201d \u2013 Zig Ziglar<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n21. \u201cI find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.\u201d \u2013 Groucho Marx<\/p>\n
22. \u201cWhen I hear somebody sigh, \u2018Life is hard,\u2019 I am always tempted to ask, \u2018Compared to what?’\u201d \u2013 Sydney Harris<\/p>\n
23. \u201cWe learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.\u201d \u2013 George Bernard Shaw<\/p>\n
24. \u201cImperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it\u2019s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.\u201c \u2013 <\/b>Marilyn Monroe<\/b><\/b><\/p>\n
25. \u201cLife is like a sewer\u2026 what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.\u201d \u2013 Tom Lehrer<\/p>\n
26. \u201cGreat spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.\u201d \u2013 Albert Einstein<\/p>\n
27. \u201cDon\u2019t worry about the world coming to an end today. It\u2019s already tomorrow in Australia.\u201d \u2013 Charles Schulz<\/p>\n
28. \u201cNever let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.\u201d \u2013 Isaac Asimov<\/p>\n
29. \u201cIt could be that <\/b>il vostro scopo nella vita<\/b><\/a> is to serve as a warning to others.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Ashleigh Brillante<\/b><\/b><\/p>\n
30. \u201cThe difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.\u201d \u2013 Albert Einstein<\/p>\n
31. \u201cHonest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.\u201d \u2013 Franklin P. Jones<\/p>\n
32. \u201cAge is of no importance unless you\u2019re a cheese.\u201d \u2013 Billie Burke<\/p>\n
33. \u201cI used to think I was indecisive, but now I\u2019m not so sure.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
34. \u201cNever put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.\u201d \u2013 Mark Twain<\/p>\n
Citazioni motivazionali divertenti sul lavoro<\/h2>\n
1. \u201cThe brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.\u201d \u2013 Robert Frost<\/p>\n
2. \u201cEvery day, I get up and look through the Forbes<\/i> list of the richest people in America. If I\u2019m not there, I go to work.\u201d \u2013 Robert Orben<\/p>\n
3. \u201cThe best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Oscar Wilde<\/b><\/b><\/p>\n
4. \u201cBe like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.\u201d \u2013 Josh Billings<\/p>\n
5. \u201cMy boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
6. \u201cAlways borrow money from a pessimist. He won\u2019t expect it back.\u201d \u2013 Oscar Wilde<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n7. \u201cTo steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.\u201d \u2013 Steven Wright<\/p>\n
8. \u201cThe road to success is dotted with many <\/b>parcheggi allettanti<\/b>.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Will Rogers<\/b><\/b><\/p>\n
9. \u201cThe problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you\u2019re finished.\u201d \u2013 Groucho Marx<\/p>\n
10. \u201cIt is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.\u201d \u2013 Dwight D. Eisenhower<\/p>\n
11. \u201cI choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.\u201d \u2013 Bill Gates<\/p>\n
12. \u201cI always give 100% at work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
13. \u201cIt takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrong.\u201d \u2013 Henry Wadsworth Longfellow<\/p>\n
14. \u201cPeople who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Elbert Hubbard<\/b><\/b><\/p>\n
15. \u201cMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.\u201d \u2013 George Carlin<\/p>\n
16. \u201cI didn\u2019t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.\u201d \u2013 Benjamin Franklin<\/p>\n
17. \u201cHard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?\u201d \u2013 Edgar Bergen<\/p>\n
18. \u201cAs I have gotten older and wiser, I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Payday, lunchtime, quitting time, vacation time, vacanze<\/a>, and of course retirement.\u201d \u2013 Tom Goins<\/p>\n
19. \u201cMy keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I\u2019m still at work.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
20. \u201cPeople are still willing to do an honest day\u2019s work. The problem is they want a week\u2019s pay for it.\u201d \u2013 Joey Adams<\/p>\n
21. \u201cI like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.\u201d \u2013 Jerome K. Jerome<\/p>\n
22. \u201cIf A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.\u201d \u2013 Albert Einstein<\/p>\n
23. \u201cAmbition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.\u201d \u2013 Charlie McCarthy<\/p>\n
24. \u201cOpportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.\u201d \u2013 Thomas Edison<\/p>\n
25. \u201cCreativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.\u201d \u2013 Scott Adams<\/b><\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n26. \u201cOh, you hate your job? Why didn\u2019t you say so? There\u2019s a support group for that. It\u2019s called tutti<\/i>, and they meet at the bar.\u201d \u2013 Drew Carey<\/p>\n
27. \u201cAll you need in this life is ignorance and fiducia<\/a>; then success is sure.\u201d \u2013 Mark Twain<\/p>\n
28. \u201cA lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.\u201d \u2013 Zig Ziglar<\/p>\n
29. \u201cCoworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don\u2019t work, and the other half aren\u2019t so bright.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
30. \u201cWhere people aren\u2019t divertirsi<\/a>, they seldom produce good work.\u201d \u2013 David Ogilvy<\/p>\n
31. \u201cIf you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Dalai Lama<\/b><\/b><\/p>\n
32. \u201cI always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.\u201d \u2013 Lily Tomlin<\/p>\n
33. \u201cIf a man smiles all the time, he\u2019s probably selling something that doesn\u2019t work.\u201d \u2013 Woody Allen<\/p>\n
34. \u201cThe only place successo<\/a> comes before work is in the dictionary.\u201d \u2013 Vince Lombardi<\/p>\n
35. \u201cAn expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.\u201d \u2013 William Castle<\/b><\/p>\n
36. \u201cBy working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.\u201d \u2013 Robert Frost<\/p>\n
37. \u201cThe elevator to success is out of order. You\u2019ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.\u201d \u2013 Joe Girard<\/p>\n
38. \u201cPeople say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.\u201d \u2013 A.A. Milne<\/p>\n
39. \u201cOpportunity does not knock; it presents itself when you beat down the door.\u201d \u2013 Kyle Chandler<\/p>\n
Citazioni motivazionali divertenti sulle vendite<\/h2>\n
1. \u201cThe biggest challenge in business is not the competition; it\u2019s what goes on inside your own head.\u201d \u2013 Barbara Corcoran<\/p>\n
2. \u201cNever interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.\u201d \u2013Napoleon Bonaparte<\/p>\n
3. \u201cMy sales objective is to get my prospects to look at my products the same way I look at bacon.\u201d \u2013 Kurt Mortensen<\/p>\n
4. \u201cYou miss 100% of the shots you don\u2019t take.\u201d \u2013 Wayne Gretzky<\/b><\/p>\n
5. \u201cWhen you\u2019re good at something, you\u2019ll tell everyone. When you\u2019re great at something, they\u2019ll tell you.\u201d \u2013 Walter Payton<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n6. \u201cI design, manufacture, distribute, and sell elevator buttons. I specialize in the fourth floor. And I don\u2019t mean to brag, but I\u2019m such a good salesman that I could sell one of my fourth-floor elevator buttons to the owner of a three-story building. I\u2019m also into Jazz. I make elevator music in my free time. My motto in life: You can\u2019t push my buttons if you don\u2019t buy them.\u201d \u2013 Jarod Kintz<\/p>\n
7. \u201cYou can\u2019t just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they\u2019ll want something new.\u201d \u2013 Steve Jobs<\/p>\n
8. \u201cBusiness opportunities are like buses; there\u2019s always another one coming.\u201d \u2013 Richard Branson<\/b><\/p>\n
9. \u201cOn any given Monday, I am one sale closer and one idea away from being a millionaire.\u201d \u2013 Larry D. Turner<\/p>\n
10. \u201cYou just can\u2019t beat the person who never gives up.\u201d \u2013 Babe Ruth<\/p>\n
11. \u201cI attribute my success to this: I never gave or ha preso qualsiasi scusa<\/a>.\u201d \u2013 Florence Nightingale<\/p>\n
12. \u201c[Sales is] trying to get to a decision. Now, preferably a yes, but sometimes a quick no is almost as good an answer. But a long no maybe will kill you.\u201d \u2013 Alston Gardner<\/p>\n
13. \u201cTwo shoe salesmen go to a remote island to break into new markets. After a few days, one salesperson calls the office and says, \u2018I\u2019m on the next flight. Can\u2019t sell shoes here. Everyone goes barefoot.\u2019 The other salesperson sends an email to the boss minutes later: \u2018Get ready! The prospects are unlimited. Nobody wears shoes here!\u2019\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
14. \u201cThere\u2019s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn\u2019t tell you about it?\u201d \u2013 Kin Hubbard<\/b><\/p>\n
15. \u201cHustle until your haters ask if you\u2019re hiring.\u201d \u2013 Steve Maraboli<\/p>\n
16. \u201cCustomers are like teeth. Ignorarli<\/a>, and they\u2019ll go away.\u201d \u2013 Jerry Flanagan<\/p>\n
17. \u201cPretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, \u2018Make me feel important.\u2019 Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life.\u201d \u2013 Mary Kay Ash<\/p>\n
18. \u201cOn an important call late in the sales cycle, negotiations were getting intense. Neither side wanted to back down from the numbers that had been shared. But at a crucial point in the conversation, the party we were selling to forgot to hit the mute button on their conference line. We overheard them raving on and on about how much they liked the product, and we knew they were completely sold. Knowing this gave us the leverage we needed to close the deal on our terms. The moral of the story? Always check that mute button; it could save you some money.\u201d \u2013 George Gallegos<\/p>\n
19. \u201cIf you aren\u2019t going all the way, why go at all?\u201d \u2013 Joe Namath<\/b><\/p>\n
20. \u201cI love the winning, I can take the losing, but most of all I love to play.\u201d \u2013 Boris Becker<\/p>\n
21. \u201cDo billboard salesmen record their sales on charts? If so, who\u2019s at the top of the billboard charts for billboard sales?\u201d \u2013 Ryan Lilly<\/p>\n
22. \u201cOne of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.\u201d \u2013 Josh Billings<\/p>\n
Brevi citazioni motivazionali divertenti<\/b><\/h2>\n
1. \u201cIf you\u2019re going through hell, keep going.\u201d \u2013 Winston Churchill<\/p>\n
2. \u201cThe best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.\u201d \u2013 Abraham Lincoln<\/p>\n
3. \u201cBad decisions make good stories.\u201d \u2013 Ellis Vidler<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n4. \u201cWine is constant proof that <\/b>Dio ci ama<\/b><\/a> and loves to see us happy.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Benjamin Franklin<\/b><\/b><\/p>\n
5. \u201cIf you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.\u201d \u2013 Groucho Marx<\/p>\n
6. \u201cEven if you are on the right track, you\u2019ll get run over if you just sit there.\u201d \u2013 Will Rogers<\/p>\n
7. \u201cEvery tattoo is temporary because we\u2019re all slowly dying.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
8. \u201cWe never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.\u201d \u2013 Bryan White<\/p>\n
9. \u201cLaugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.\u201d \u2013 Jessica Simpson<\/b><\/p>\n
10. \u201cIf you think education is expensive, try ignorance.\u201d \u2013 Derek Bok<\/p>\n
11. \u201cWhen tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
12. \u201cAll you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn\u2019t hurt.\u201d \u2013 Charles Schulz<\/p>\n
13. \u201cI have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches.\u201d \u2013 Alice Roosevelt Longworth<\/p>\n
14. \u201cYou can\u2019t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Jack London<\/b><\/b><\/p>\n
15. \u201cWell-behaved women seldom make history.\u201d \u2013 Laurel Thatcher Ulrich<\/p>\n
16. \u201cThe best things in life are actually really expensive.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
17. \u201cDo not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.\u201d \u2013 Elbert Hubbard<\/p>\n
18. \u201cA man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he\u2019s finished.\u201d \u2013 Zsa Zsa Gabor<\/p>\n
19. \u201c’Essere se stessi<\/a>‘ is about the worst advice you can give some people.\u201d \u2013 Thomas Lansing Masson<\/p>\n
20. \u201cI cannot afford to waste my time making money.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Louis Agassiz<\/b>21. \u201cI thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.\u201d \u2013 H. Kyle Seale<\/p>\n
22. \u201cThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.\u201d \u2013 Kin Hubbard<\/p>\n
23. \u201cIf you don\u2019t have wrinkles, you haven\u2019t laughed enough.\u201d \u2013 Phyllis Diller<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n24. \u201cSiate felici<\/a>\u200a \u2013 \u200ait drives people crazy.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
25. \u201cI drink to make other people more interesting.\u201d \u2013 Ernest Hemingway<\/p>\n
26. \u201cA few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.\u201d \u2013 Justin Sewell<\/b><\/p>\n
27. \u201cAnalyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested, and the frog dies of it.\u201d \u2013 E. B. White<\/p>\n
28. \u201cI am an early bird and a night owl\u2026 so I am wise, and I have worms.\u201d \u2013 Michael Scott<\/p>\n
29. \u201cEvery artist was first an amateur.\u201d \u2013 Ralph Waldo Emerson<\/p>\n
30. \u201cAlways remember that you are unique\u200a \u2013 \u200ajust like everybody else.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
31. \u201cA day without sunshine is like, you know, night.\u201d \u2013 Steve Martin<\/b><\/p>\n
32. \u201cIf the world didn\u2019t suck, we\u2019d all fly into space.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
33. \u201cLive each day like it\u2019s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.\u201d \u2013 Jason Love<\/p>\n
34. \u201cWhen life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.\u201d \u2013 Cathy Guisewite<\/p>\n
35. \u201cNothing is impossible; the word itself says \u2018I\u2019m possible!\u2019\u201d \u2013 Robert Bloch<\/p>\n
36. \u201cYou\u2019re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn\u2019t lose it.\u201d \u2013 Robin Williams<\/p>\n
37. \u201cI want my children to have all the things I couldn\u2019t afford. Then I want to move in with them.\u201d \u2013 Phyllis Diller<\/p>\n
38. \u201cLove conquers all things except poverty and toothache.\u201d \u2013 Mae West<\/b><\/p>\n
39. \u201cMy fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.\u201d \u2013 Mitch Hedberg<\/p>\n
40. \u201cIf you think nobody cares if you\u2019re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.\u201d \u2013 Earl Wilson<\/p>\n
41. \u201cIf you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?\u201d \u2013 George Carlin<\/p>\n
42. \u201cMy psychiatrist told me I was crazy, and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you\u2019re ugly too.\u201d \u2013 Rodney Dangerfield<\/p>\n
43. \u201cThe two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.\u201d \u2013 Harlan Ellison<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\nCitazioni motivazionali sull'esercizio fisico<\/h2>\n
1. \u201cFitness: If it came in a bottle, everyone would have a great body.\u201d \u2013 Cher<\/p>\n
2. \u201cLa vita ha i suoi alti e bassi<\/a>. We call them squats.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
3. \u201cThose who think they have no time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.\u201d \u2013 Edward Stanley<\/p>\n
4. \u201cStop waiting for Monday, January 1st, or anything else. Start now.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
5. \u201c<\/b>Miglioramento continuo<\/b><\/a> is better than delayed perfection.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Mark Twain<\/b><\/p>\n
6. \u201cThe same voice that says \u2018give up\u2019 can also be trained to say ‘keep going.\u2019\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
7. \u201cA person too busy to take care of their health, is like a mechanic too busy to take care of their tools.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
8. \u201cExercise is king. Nutrition is queen. Put them together, and you\u2019ve got a kingdom.\u201d \u2013 Jack Lalanne<\/p>\n
9. \u201cDon\u2019t wish for it \u2013 work for it.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
10. \u201cWe don\u2019t stop exercising because we grow old. We grow old because we stop exercising.\u201d \u2013Unknown<\/p>\n
11. \u201cFriday night. Party at the gym with my friends dumbbell and barbell.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
12. \u201cI got 99 problems, but I’m going to the gym to ignore all of them.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
13. \u201cUnless you puke, faint, or die, keep going!\u201d \u2013 Jillian Michaels<\/p>\n
14. \u201cI only work out because I really, really like donuts.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
15. \u201cDon\u2019t stop when you\u2019re tired. Stop when you\u2019re done.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
16. \u201cWe don\u2019t need to be perfect\u2026 we just need to get started.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
17. \u201c<\/b>Uno stile di vita sano<\/b><\/a> is something we refine over time, not overnight.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
18. \u201cA year from now, you\u2019ll wish you had started today.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
19. \u201cTake care of your body; it\u2019s the only place you have to live.\u201d \u2013 Jim Rohn<\/p>\n
20. \u201cYou can\u2019t out-train a bad diet.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n21. \u201cOur bodies are capable of anything\u2026 It\u2019s our minds we have to convince.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
22. \u201cI’m sorry for what I said during burpees.\u201d \u2013 Unknown23. \u201cThe decent method you follow is better than the perfect method you quit.\u201d \u2013 Tim Ferris<\/b><\/p>\n
24. \u201cI train to be the best in the world on my worst day.\u201d \u2013 Ronda Rousey<\/p>\n
25. \u201cGet comfortable with being uncomfortable!\u201d \u2013 Jillian Michaels<\/p>\n
26. \u201cWe are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.\u201d \u2013 Aristotle<\/p>\n
27. \u201cYou make my knees weak. Just kidding. Yesterday was leg day.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
28. \u201cYou don\u2019t have to go fast\u2026 you just have to go.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
29. \u201cHustle for that muscle.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
30. \u201cI don’t want to look skinny. I want to look like I could kick your butt.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
31. \u201cI hated every minute of training, but I thought to myself, \u2018Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.’\u201d \u2013 Muhammad Ali<\/p>\n
32. \u201cWeights before dates.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
33. \u201cI didn\u2019t have the same fitness or ability as other girls, so I had to beat them with my mind.\u201d \u2013 Martina Hingis<\/b><\/p>\n
34. \u201cI don’t sweat. I sparkle.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
35. \u201cSore? Tired? Out of breath? Good\u2026 it\u2019s working.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
36. \u201cEat clean, stay fit, and have a burger to stay sane.\u201d \u2013 Gigi Hadid<\/p>\n
37. \u201cSweat is your fat crying.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
38. \u201cWhat seems impossible today will one day become your warm-up.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
39. \u201cLife is short. Lift heavy things.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
40. \u201cThe best abs exercise is 5 sets of stop eating so much crap.\u201d \u2013 Lazar Angelov<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n41. \u201cHi, baby abs!! I see you!!! I hope to meet your other ab friends soon (Yes, I’m talking to my muscles. I’ve never met most of them before).\u201d \u2013 Khloe Kardashian<\/p>\n
42. \u201cPractice puts brains in your muscles.\u201d \u2013 Sam Snead<\/p>\n
43. \u201cIf you still look cute after working out, you didn’t go hard enough.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
44. \u201cI need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
45. \u201cThe best exercise is the one you actually do.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
Citazioni motivazionali divertenti sulla perdita di peso<\/h2>\n
1. \u201cSo you’re telling me creating an exercise board on Pinterest isn’t enough? I actually have to do the damn workouts?!!\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
2. \u201cIn the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips, and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.\u201d \u2013 Stephen Phillips<\/b><\/p>\n
3. \u201cHow to lose weight: Turn your head to the left, turn your head to the right. Repeat this exercise whenever food is offered.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
4. \u201cHere’s a weight loss secret you can pin… There are no secrets. Stop eating garbage and get off your ass.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
5. \u201cYou’re not going to get the culo<\/a> you want by sitting on it.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
6. \u201cIt’s all fun & games until your jeans don’t fit.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
7. \u201cI wear black when I work out because it\u2019s a funeral for my fat.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
8. \u201cI thought I lost weight, but it turns out my fu*king sweatpants had just come untied.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
9. \u201cToday’s weight loss tip: Use superglue as lip gloss.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
10. \u201cI keep trying to lose weight \u2014 but it keeps finding me.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
11. \u201cSquat like Ryan Gosling is behind you.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
12. \u201cJust do it. Even if you suck.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
13. \u201cExercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
14. \u201cExercise in the morning\u2026 before your body figures out what you\u2019re doing.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
15. \u201cWhat’s my secret? Oh, I’m glad you asked. It’s this awesome new diet pill called get-the-hell-up-and-work-your-ass-off-every-damn-day!\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n16. \u201cDon\u2019t listen to your inner fat girl. She\u2019s mad, grumpy, and misses cupcakes!\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
17. \u201cThere should be a calorie refund for things that didn\u2019t taste as good as you expected.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
18. \u201cImagine the weight you\u2019re losing is going to the person you hate.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
19. \u201c’Wow, I really regret that workout.’ Said no one ever.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
20. \u201cI\u2019m not overweight. I\u2019m just nine inches too short.\u201d \u2013 Shelley Winters<\/p>\n
21. \u201cWhy does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain ’em back?\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
22. \u201cDear stomach, you are bored, not hungry. So shut up!\u201d \u2013 Unknown23. \u201cRun like Ryan Gosling is waiting for you at the finish line with a puppy.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
24. \u201cI run. I\u2019m slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. But I RUN.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
25. \u201cI wish I could lose weight as easy as I lose my keys, pen, temper, and my mind!\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
26. \u201cFat, I’m gonna burn you. I promise.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
27. \u201cWhenever Mi sento triste<\/a>, I just go to my happy place. The fridge.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
28. \u201cMy heart says chocolate and wine, but my jeans say, for the love of God, eat a salad!\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
29. \u201cSports are the reason I am out of shape. I watch them all on TV.\u201d \u2013 Thomas Sowell<\/b><\/p>\n
30. \u201cI wish I was as overweight as the first time I thought I was overweight.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
31. \u201cDon\u2019t work out because you hate your body \u2014 work out because you love it.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
32. \u201cIf it\u2019s true \u2018You are what you eat,\u2019 \u2013 I\u2019m gonna need to eat a skinny person.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
33. \u201cMy bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but then my sweatpants were like, ‘fu*k that!’\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
34. \u201cMaybe she\u2019s crazy. Maybe she just needs carbs. <\/b>You just don\u2019t know!\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n
35. \u201cYour body is not Amazon Prime. It\u2019s not going to show up in two days.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n36. \u201cI\u2019m not losing weight. I\u2019m getting rid of it. I have no intention of finding it again.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
37. \u201cHalfway to weight loss goal. Boobs stick out further than stomach.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
38. \u201cTo promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.\u201d \u2013 Mark Twain<\/p>\n
39. \u201cHow do you reset your body back to its factory setting? Is it kale? It\u2019s kale, isn\u2019t it? Please don\u2019t say it\u2019s kale.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
40. \u201cTaking off a sweaty sports bra should count as resistance training.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
41. \u201cLosing weight is hard. Being overweight, unhealthy, and uncomfortable is hard. Choose your hard.\u201d \u2013 Karen Salmansohn<\/p>\n
42. \u201cI lost some weight, but then I was like, ‘Oh shit… there it is!’\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
43. \u201cI go to the gym because I think my great personalit\u00e0<\/a> could use a banging body.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
44. \u201cMy scale says I haven’t lost any weight. That lying bitch needs to die!\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
45. \u201cI\u2019m in shape. Round is a shape \u2014 isn\u2019t it?\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
Divertenti citazioni motivazionali sulla dieta<\/h2>\n
1. \u201cThe first thing you lose on a diet is your senso dell'umorismo<\/a>.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
2. \u201cDiet Day 1: I removed all of the unhealthy food from the house. It was delicious!\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
3. \u201cMy diet can be described as ‘Unsupervised child at a birthday party.’\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
4. \u201cI need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house, so it’s not there to tempt me anymore.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
5. \u201cReminder: Any food eaten while standing in front of the refrigerator still has calories. A plate is not what makes something fattening.\u201d \u2013 Karen Salmansohn<\/p>\n
6. \u201cMy doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.\u201d \u2013 Orson Welles<\/p>\n
7. \u201cIf we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
8. \u201cI need to hire someone just to follow me around and knock unhealthy food right out of my hands.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
9. \u201cMy doctor said to eat more fruits and vegetables. An extra strawberry in my daiquiri and olive in my martini should do the trick.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
10. \u201cYou are what you eat, so don’t be fast, cheap, easy, or fake.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n11. \u201cI’m on a liquid diet… After three drinks, I don’t give a shit what I weigh.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
12. \u201cI’ve been on a diet for two weeks, and all I’ve lost is 14 days.\u201d \u2013 Totie Fields<\/p>\n
13. \u201cWhen you start eating food without labels, you no longer need to count the calories.\u201d \u2013 Amanda Kraft<\/p>\n
14. \u201cThe cardiologist\u2019s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
15. \u201cDieting is easy. It’s like riding a bike. And the bike’s on fire. And the grounds on fire. And everything’s on fire because you’re in hell.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
16. \u201cI’m glad it’s the thought that counts because… I thought about going on a diet and working out before I ate an entire cake and took a nap.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
17. \u201cWhy can\u2019t I be comforted by kale? Why does it have to be chocolate?\u201d \u2013 Karen Salmansohn<\/p>\n
18. \u201cWarning: Chocolate makes your clothes shrink.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
19. \u201cI\u2019m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
20. \u201cWe\u2019re the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
21. \u201cI think I just ate my willpower.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
22. \u201cSomeone should open an ice cream shop with flavors like \u2018Don\u2019t be sad\u2019 and \u2018You deserve better.\u2019\u201d \u2013 Karen Salmansohn23. \u201cBinge Excuse #27: I only eat the entire bag of chips in 1 sitting so I won\u2019t be tempted to eat the chips later.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
24. \u201cI\u2019m just a girl standing in front of a salad\u2026 asking it to be a donut.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
25. \u201cStop rewarding yourself with food. You are not a dog.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
26. \u201cFact: Bananas are 75% water and 100% not chocolate.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
27. \u201cStressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
28. \u201cI’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
29. \u201cDon\u2019t allow a problem you\u2019re having with a person to become an eating problem. Stop trying to stuff down your feelings with food.\u201d \u2013 Karen Salmansohn<\/p>\n
30. \u201cStudies repeatedly show that NOW is the best time of day for you to start that healthier diet.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n31. \u201cCut carbs? Sure, I can do that\u2026 *slices bread*.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
32. \u201cOops. You caught me eating my sentimenti<\/a>. And they taste delicious.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
33. \u201cI need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
34. \u201cInside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
35. \u201cI followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. Ooops.\u201d \u2013 Karen Salmansohn<\/p>\n
36. \u201cEat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.\u201d \u2013 Michael Pollan<\/b><\/p>\n
37. \u201cA journey of a thousand miles begins with eating bad carbs at the airport.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
38. \u201cMaybe you should try that new diet. I think it’s called, ‘stop eating tons of crap and get off your ass.\u2019\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
39. \u201cEating healthy food fills your body with energy and nutrients. Imagine your cells smiling back at you saying ‘Grazie<\/a>!’\u201d \u2013 Karen Salmansohn<\/p>\n
40. \u201cToday, I bought a cupcake without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
41. \u201cSome things you have to do every day. Eating seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn\u2019t going to get the job done.\u201d \u2013 Jim Rohn<\/b><\/p>\n
42. \u201cToday, I will vivere il momento<\/a>. Unless it\u2019s unpleasant. In which case I will eat a cupcake.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
43. \u201cWhatever your problem is, the answer is not in the fridge.\u201d \u2013 Karen Salmansohn<\/p>\n
44. \u201cReminder: Food is fuel. Not therapy.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
45. \u201cMy wife is a light eater. As soon as it\u2019s light, she starts to eat.\u201d \u2013 Henny Youngman<\/p>\n
Citazioni di compleanno divertenti e ispirate<\/h2>\n
1. \u201cAs you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.\u201d \u2013 Norman Wisdom<\/p>\n
2. \u201cArtificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/b><\/p>\n
3. \u201cYou know you’ve aged when you read events you lived through in a history book.\u201d \u2013 Will Ferrell<\/p>\n
4. \u201cThe secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.\u201d \u2013 Lucille Ball<\/p>\n
5. \u201cThis birthday when someone refers to your many years, you can just tell them you are now a classic, and classics are priceless.\u201d \u2013 Catherine Pulsifer<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n6. \u201cDivertimento<\/a> is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.\u201d \u2013 Kin Hubbard<\/p>\n
7. \u201cThe good thing about getting older is if you don’t want to do something, you can say, \u2018I’m too old to do that!\u2019\u201d \u2013 Kate Summers<\/p>\n
8. \u201cEventually, you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Will Rogers<\/b><\/p>\n
9. \u201cYou know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.\u201d \u2013 Bob Hope<\/p>\n
10. \u201cWe don’t grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old.\u201d \u2013 Ralph Waldo Emerson<\/b><\/p>\n
11. \u201cAfter 30, a body has a mind of its own.\u201d \u2013 Bette Midler<\/p>\n
12. \u201cAs you get older, though, you realize there are fire extinguishers. You do have an ability to control the flames.\u201d \u2013 Chaka Khan<\/p>\n
13. \u201cMiddle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
14. \u201cWhen you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.\u201d \u2013 Blair Sabol<\/b><\/p>\n
15. \u201cWhether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference if you made no difference in the world.\u201d \u2013 Jarod Kintz<\/p>\n
16. \u201cLife seems to fade our memory, so on this compleanno<\/a>, I will forget yours if you forget mine!\u201d \u2013 Kate Summers<\/p>\n
17. \u201cToday is the oldest you have been and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!\u201d \u2013 Nicky Gumbel<\/p>\n
18. \u201cTurning the big 40, well, that can seem like a blow. No worries though, as 50 will be here before you know!\u201d \u2013 Catherine Pulsifer<\/p>\n
19. \u201cOld age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.\u201d \u2013 Golda Meir<\/b><\/p>\n
20. \u201cAge may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.\u201d \u2013 Danish Proverb<\/p>\n
21. \u201cDon’t just count your years, make your years count.\u201d \u2013 George Meredith<\/p>\n
22. \u201cAge is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.\u201d \u2013 Mark Twain<\/p>\n
23. \u201cHere is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive, it isn’t.\u201d \u2013 Richard Bach<\/p>\n
24. \u201cThey say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
25. \u201cYou’ve heard of the three ages of man: youth, middle age, and you’re looking wonderful.\u201d \u2013 Cardinal Spellman<\/b><\/p>\n
26. \u201cYou can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.\u201d \u2013 Woody Allen<\/p>\n
27. \u201cWe must both, I’m afraid, recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars \u2013 more and more repairs and replacements are necessary.\u201d \u2013 C. S. Lewis<\/p>\n
28. \u201cYou look 22, you feel like 18, you act like you\u2019re 10, guess that makes you 50. Never change! Happy 50th.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n
29. \u201cYou’re not as young as you used to be. But you’re not as old as you’re going to be.\u201d \u2013 Irish Saying<\/p>\n
30. \u201cMiddle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night, and the telephone rings, and you hope it isn’t for you.\u201d \u2013 Ogden Nash<\/p>\n
Citazioni motivazionali divertenti dai film<\/h2>\n
1. \u201cThe problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?\u201d \u2013 Captain Jack Sparrow<\/p>\n
2. \u201cI learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you anywhere.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>National Lampoon’s Van Wilder<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n
3. \u201cThe only thing standing between you and il vostro obiettivo<\/a> is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.\u201d \u2013 Il lupo di Wall Street<\/i><\/p>\n
4. \u201cLife moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.\u201d \u2013 Ferris Bueller’s Day Off<\/i><\/p>\n
5. \u201cI used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you sentirsi soli<\/a>.\u201d \u2013 Robin Williams<\/p>\n
6. \u201cA wise man can learn more from his enemies than a fool from his friends.\u201d \u2013 Corsa<\/i><\/p>\n
7. \u201cLife is not a PG feel-good movie. Real life often ends badly. Literature tries to document this reality while showing us it is still possible for us to endure nobly.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Il lato positivo del libro d'argento<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n
8. \u201cThe way it works is, you do the thing you\u2019re scared shitless of, and you get the courage AFTER you do it, not before you do it.\u201d \u2013 Tre Re<\/i><\/p>\n
9. \u201cAll worries are less with wine.\u201d \u2013 Ricchezza di parole<\/i><\/p>\n
10. \u201cThe brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.\u201d \u2013 I diari della principessa<\/i><\/p>\n
11. \u201cRemember those posters that said, \u2018Today is the first day of the rest of your life?\u2019 Well, that\u2019s true of every day but one\u2026the day you die.\u201d \u2013 American Beauty<\/i><\/p>\n
12. \u201cYou can watch me, mock me, try to block me, but you cannot stop me.\u201d \u2013 Il lupo di Wall Street<\/i><\/p>\n
13. \u201cThere\u2019s no such thing as too far. You understand? You push everything as far as you can. You push, and you push, and you push until it starts pushing back. And then you push some goddamn more.\u201d \u2013 <\/b>Due per il denaro<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n
14. \u201cTwo little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse wouldn\u2019t quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out.\u201d \u2013 Prendimi se puoi<\/i><\/p>\n
15. \u201cLife is hard, and children have to be told how hard life can be\u2026So they will be sympathetic to others. So they will understand that some people have it harder than they do and that a trip through this world can be a wildly different experience, depending on what chemicals are raging through one\u2019s mind.\u201d \u2013 Il lato positivo del libro d'argento<\/i><\/p>\n
16. \u201cWhen will the lezione<\/a> be learned! You cannot reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth!\u201d \u2013 L'ora pi\u00f9 buia<\/i><\/p>\n
17. \u201cGet busy living, or get busy dying.\u201d \u2013 Le ali della libert\u00e0<\/i><\/p>\n
Life Is Better When You’re Laughing<\/h2>\n
Life is full of ups and downs, but one thing is for sure: Life is better when you’re laughing. I hope these funny motivational quotes made you laugh and taught you something new.<\/p>\n
Se lo chiedete a me, queste tre cose sono tutto ci\u00f2 di cui ho bisogno per sentirmi meglio in pochi secondi: divertenti ispirazioni citazioni sulla vita<\/a>, meme e persone ispiratrici con un grande senso dell'umorismo.<\/p>\n
- <\/i>Decisioni sbagliate<\/i> sono parte del successo.<\/i><\/li>\n