There are some dates that you shouldn’t forget at any cost, and I really mean this. Those are the dates of your romantic partner, <\/b>amici e famiglia<\/b>\u2019s birth.<\/b><\/p>\n
Ricordando i loro <\/i>giorno speciale<\/i> e augurando loro un <\/i>buon compleanno<\/i> will show them that you appreciate and love them and that you’re deeply grateful for their presence in your life.<\/i><\/p>\n
So, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty and find the best birthday message to make your loved one feel happy and loved on their special day.<\/p>\n
Auguri e battute di compleanno brevi e divertenti<\/h2>\n
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Okay, you’ve already bought il regalo perfetto<\/a> and found the most adorable birthday greeting card for your special someone’s birthday. Now, all you need is a unique birthday message to include in that card that will make your present complete and radieate buone vibrazioni<\/a>.<\/p>\n I got that part covered for you. In this list below, you’ll find the wittiest, most hilarious birthday messages and wishes for your loved one.<\/p>\n 1. Non riesco mai a dimenticare il tuo compleanno. Arriva sempre dopo il giorno in cui me lo ricordi. Buon compleanno.<\/p>\n 2. Un altro compleanno passa con pi\u00f9 candeline sulla torta e meno capelli in testa!<\/p>\n 3. Limito sempre il mio budget quando acquisto <\/b>regali di compleanno<\/b> in base a ci\u00f2 che quella persona mi ha regalato per il mio compleanno. Godetevi il vostro regalo di niente!<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Auguro all'Onnipotente di abbracciarvi con la fortuna per seguire questi sogni e anche con un secchio d'acqua per svegliarvi da essi.<\/p>\n 5. I promise when you get old and forgetful, I won\u2019t let you forget to wash your hands after you pee or feed the cat food to your cat and not yourself. Have a wonderful birthday!<\/p>\n 6. Ho cercato di trovare qualcosa che rappresentasse l'anno di nascita. Purtroppo i negozi dell'usato erano chiusi. Buon compleanno.<\/p>\n 7. Un altro anno di riscaldamento del tuo sedere sul mio divano. <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 8. Forget about the past; you can\u2019t change it. Forget about the future; you can\u2019t predict it. Forget about the present; I didn\u2019t get you one.<\/p>\n 9. Tanti auguri! Credo che siate ufficialmente in grado di essere valutati su Roadshow dell'antiquariato<\/i>!<\/p>\n 10. Happy birthday, and welcome to the \u201929 years old forever\u2019 club!<\/p>\n 11. Buon compleanno<\/b> a qualcuno che sta invecchiando meglio di Britney Spears e Lindsay Lohan!!!<\/b><\/p>\n 12. Pensavamo di avere la giusta quantit\u00e0 di candeline da mettere sulla tua torta quest'anno, ma abbiamo rapidamente esaurito lo spazio. Buon compleanno!<\/p>\n 13. Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That\u2019s me. And to you, a very happy birthday.<\/p>\n 14. You\u2019re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn\u2019t get you anything. <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 15. Don\u2019t think of them as wrinkles. Think of them as creases that just need some starch and a bit of ironing. Cheers to another year & another crease.<\/p>\n 16. Ti auguro il pi\u00f9 felice dei compleanni. Che tu possa avere l'energia e l'eccitazione di un bambino di 2 anni, ma non la quantit\u00e0 di denti.<\/p>\n 17. Un altro anno, un altro compleanno da organizzare, un altro mal di testa. \u00c8 meglio abituarsi ai mal di testa; diventano sempre pi\u00f9 comuni quando si va verso la mezza et\u00e0!<\/p>\n 18. You had me at \u201cthere will be cake and ice cream.\u201d <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b> a una persona davvero speciale che ammira le caramelle!<\/b><\/p>\n 19. Buon compleanno! Che tu possa vivere abbastanza a lungo da vedere Amazon consegnare sulla luna.<\/p>\n 20. Yes, we have reached that age\u2026 When every compliment we get is usually followed by \u2018for your age.\u2019 You\u2019re still looking great, though\u2026 for your age21. Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their lives in order?<\/p>\n 22. Don\u2019t fret over another birthday. You were already old.<\/b><\/p>\n 23. As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can\u2019t remember the other two.<\/p>\n 24. Congratulazioni! Sei un altro anno pi\u00f9 vicino a poter ottenere lo sconto per anziani da Target e a indossare la biancheria intima in cui puoi fare pip\u00ec!<\/p>\n 25. If you look back through all the years you\u2019ve lived, the first thing you\u2019ll notice is that you need a telescope.<\/b><\/p>\n 26. I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now\u2026 you\u2019ve reached the age where it\u2019s genuinely not funny anymore.<\/p>\n 27. Here is a hug! Happy birthday!!!! PS: I\u2019m broke!<\/p>\n 28. Forse non ricordo dove ho messo le chiavi della macchina alla nostra et\u00e0, ma sicuramente ricordo il tuo compleanno! Ti auguro un buon compleanno.<\/p>\n 29. Just remember, the more candles on the cake, the bigger the cake you\u2019ll get! Now, who\u2019s laughing?<\/b><\/p>\n 30. At least you\u2019re not as old as you will be next year\u2026 if you make it!<\/p>\n 31. Tenetevi forte. \u00c8 in arrivo un'esplosione di notifiche su Facebook. Buon compleanno!<\/p>\n 32. Remember that age is just a number\u2026 just a really, REALLY high one in your case!<\/p>\n 33. Buon compleanno<\/b> to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as I\u2019ll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.<\/b><\/p>\n 34. Chuck Norris voleva scusarsi per non essere riuscito a venire alla tua festa di compleanno. Era impegnato a fare geocaching in Antartide. Buon compleanno.<\/p>\n 35. Il segreto per rimanere giovani \u00e8 mentire sulla propria et\u00e0. Buon compleanno!<\/p>\n 36. Oggi \u00e8 il mio <\/b>grande giorno<\/b>. Per chi vuole inviare un regalo davvero indimenticabile, accetto PayPal, Venmo, Zelle, Google Pay e Cash App.<\/b><\/p>\n 37. Oh yeah! You\u2019re getting closer to the age when the government sends you money every month. Happy birthday!<\/p>\n 38. One of the best pieces of advice in life is \u201cyou have to appreciate the little things.\u201d That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy birthday!<\/p>\n 39. Il compleanno arriva solo una volta all'anno, ma le rughe che porta con s\u00e9 durano tutta la vita.<\/b>40. Congratulazioni per un altro anno ben vissuto.<\/p>\n 41. Today, I have gathered the courage to stand in front of you, look into your eyes, hold your hand and tell you\u2026 that I am only here for the cake.<\/p>\n 42. Happy birthday. You\u2019re one step closer to diapers being mandatory!<\/p>\n 43. I didn\u2019t get you a gift or a happy birthday card, but please accept this half-assed happy birthday wish sent via social media.<\/p>\n 44. You\u2019re not 45. You\u2019re 20 with 25 years of experience.<\/b><\/p>\n 45. If \u2018only the good die young,\u2019 I\u2019m afraid you\u2019re going to be celebrating only a few more birthdays.<\/p>\n 46. Spero che tu veda il giorno in cui non avrai pi\u00f9 denti.<\/p>\n 47. Blowing out those candles and wishing to get rich overnight? Keep blowing! Cause that shit doesn\u2019t work.<\/b><\/p>\n 48. Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick-butt, though, wouldn\u2019t it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day.<\/p>\n 49. Another birthday? You\u2019re going to need a bigger cake\u2026 or smaller candles!<\/p>\n 50. Party like it\u2019s 1959 when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up in the hospital.<\/p>\n 51. Ti ho regalato una palla antistress. Con tutta la tensione che si prova invecchiando, si sa.<\/p>\n 52. Per il tuo compleanno volevo regalarti qualcosa che ti ricordasse la tua giovinezza, ma avevano esaurito le opere d'arte rupestre e le ossa di dinosauro.<\/b><\/p>\n 53. Buon 500\u00b0 compleanno, Vampiro. Che tu possa rimanere per sempre giovane!<\/p>\n 54. Wishing you the best! I would say you don\u2019t look another year older, but if I tell one lie now, it might make anything else I say later on unbelievable. Joking aside, you look pretty good for your age!<\/p>\n 55. Il pronto soccorso \u00e8 a chiamata rapida, nel caso in cui abbiate un attacco d'asma inaspettato mentre spegnete le candeline.<\/b><\/p>\n 56. Che il vostro compleanno sia costellato di divertimento e risate. Buona giornata!<\/p>\n 57. Your wife says you\u2019re definitely getting better with age. Does that mean you started to take the trash out? Happy Bday.<\/p>\n 58. There’s nothing to be upset about when you think about your age… Especially when you can’t even remember it! Happy birthday all the same!<\/p>\n 59. Yesterday is past, tomorrow is not known, and present… I didn\u2019t get one.<\/b>60. Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest, and most beautiful person in the world\u2026 Wait, did I say \u201cto\u201d? I mean from.<\/p>\n 61. Ho pensato di mandarle un biglietto di auguri che prendesse in giro la sua et\u00e0, ma ho deciso di non farlo. Ricordatelo quando scriverai il tuo testamento.<\/p>\n 62. Only if Discovery showed animals celebrating their birthdays… Yes! You\u2019d be on television!<\/b><\/p>\n 63. At least you\u2019re not as old as you will be next year\u2026<\/p>\n 64. One more year to pretend you\u2019re old enough to care about people around you.<\/p>\n 65. Buon compleanno a te! Ti auguro di ottenere tutto nella vita con la stessa facilit\u00e0 con cui ingrassi.<\/p>\n 66. This birthday means it\u2019s time to start treating your kids like gold. They\u2019ll be choosing your nursing home soon.<\/b><\/p>\n 67. Happy birthday to someone who remembers how to do the \u2018Macarena.\u2019<\/p>\n 68. Ci\u00f2 che sale scende. Beh, tranne la tua et\u00e0, giusto? Buon compleanno, amico.<\/p>\n 69. You think you are old? You\u2019re not old… you were old <\/b>l'anno scorso<\/b>. This year, you\u2019re ancient.<\/b><\/p>\n 70. It\u2019s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I\u2019ve already alerted the fire department.<\/p>\n 71. Finally, you\u2019re 21 and legally able to do everything you\u2019ve been doing since you were 14 years old.<\/p>\n 72. Happy \u2018sitting on your Facebook and typing a thousand thanks to people you don\u2019t know\u2019 day!<\/p>\n 73. Spero che il tuo compleanno ti lasci meno accaldato di quando leggi 50 sfumature di grigio<\/i>. Buon compleanno.<\/p>\n 74. Buon compleanno<\/b>! Che il vostro giorno sia pi\u00f9 bello di un unicorno che scoreggia arcobaleni!<\/b><\/p>\n 75. Che Dio vi dia la voglia di godervi al massimo il vostro grande giorno, nonostante il fatto che oggi siate pi\u00f9 vecchi e pi\u00f9 rugosi di ieri.<\/p>\n 76. Quindi, stavo guardando Jurassic Park,<\/i> e mi sono ricordato che era il tuo compleanno. Buon compleanno, vecchio dinosauro!<\/p>\n 77. Un altro anno pi\u00f9 vicino a ottenere quei posti per anziani sugli autobus! Buon compleanno.<\/p>\n 78. Non ti mander\u00f2 mai uno di quelli <\/b>biglietti d'auguri<\/b> Prendendo in giro la vostra et\u00e0. So quanto gli anziani siano sensibili alla loro et\u00e0.<\/b><\/p>\n 79. Happy birthday! I hope you get dope and happiness. Sorry, hope and happiness.80. A lighter? We\u2019re going to need a flamethrower to light your candles.<\/p>\n 81. The best thing about your birthday is that you\u2019ve now reached the age where you can say: \u201cThose kids don\u2019t know anything. When I was young\u2026\u201d and then go on blathering all day, annoying everyone around you.<\/p>\n 82. La mia antenna rileva gli anziani. Oh, sei tu! <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b>, vecchiotto.<\/b><\/p>\n 83. Buon compleanno! Che tu possa vivere fino a diventare vecchio e sdentato.<\/p>\n 84. Spero che vi divertiate a festeggiare il vostro compleanno tanto quanto Kim Kardashian si diverte a farsi i selfie!<\/p>\n 85. Congratulazioni per aver compiuto un anno e aver mantenuto un livello di maturit\u00e0 cos\u00ec basso; sei davvero un'ispirazione.<\/b><\/p>\n 86. We all knew this day was coming. It\u2019s not bad luck; it’s nature. It\u2019s best to just suck it up and accept the truth. It\u2019s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public. Happy birthday!<\/p>\n 87. Far s\u00ec che una persona fantastica come me invii una <\/b>messaggio di compleanno<\/b> \u00e8 stato senza dubbio il vostro pi\u00f9 grande risultato di quest'anno.<\/b><\/p>\n 88. Lei \u00e8 una persona indimenticabile, soprattutto per la sua et\u00e0 e il suo grigiore. Le auguro di trascorrere un compleanno meraviglioso.<\/p>\n 89. It\u2019s your birthday. The good news is that you\u2019re only as old as you act, and right now, you\u2019re in kindergarten.<\/p>\n 90. Spero che festeggerai il tuo compleanno nel modo in cui sei venuto al mondo, nudo e urlante!<\/b><\/p>\n 91. Don\u2019t worry, they are not gray hairs; they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise!<\/p>\n Vedi anche: Le 100 migliori e pi\u00f9 esilaranti battute sui 30 anni<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n A best friend is someone who is always there for you, no matter what. It’s the person who will always stand right beside you, watching your back.<\/p>\n That’s why you have a million reasons to celebrate the day they were born and thank God for sending them into your life.<\/b><\/p>\n In this list below, you’ll find the best, fun-filled wishes for your best friend’s birthday<\/a>.<\/p>\n 1. Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don\u2019t have that kind of time!<\/p>\n 2. Happy birthday to a dear friend who has never acted their age. Don’t ever change.<\/p>\n 3. Il mio <\/b>caro amico<\/b>mi dispiace informarla che la sua infanzia \u00e8 ufficialmente scaduta.<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Last year it was a nice dinner at a fantastic hotel, the year before we went to Vegas, and now, this year, you\u2019re just staying in? I guess the rumors are true: old age does ruin people. Happy birthday! Have a good one!<\/p>\n 5. You know the old saying, “The older you are, the wiser you are”<\/i>? Pensavo che fosse vero, ma poi ho incontrato te! Sto scherzando, amico. Buon compleanno a te.<\/p>\n 6. When I looked at the date, I realized it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don\u2019t look a day over a hundred!<\/b><\/p>\n 7. You should see your age as something to boast about, not worry over. The next time someone makes an age joke at you, remind them that you\u2019ve been around longer than they\u2019ve been able to walk, and if they make it to half your age, they should consider themselves lucky!<\/p>\n 8. Remember on your birthday \u2013 good wishes are far more important than presents. Happy birthday from me!<\/p>\n 9. Buon compleanno<\/b> to a friend who I wouldn\u2019t trade for all the Nutella in the world.<\/b><\/p>\n 10. “We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pets’ heads are falling off!!” I hope you are having a better day than Harry & Lloyd. Buon compleanno, amico<\/a>!<\/p>\n 11. You remind me of a jar of pickles. You\u2019re pretty well preserved for your age. <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b>, mio caro vecchio amico!<\/b><\/p>\n 12. I would like to wish you a politically correct birthday, so I won\u2019t encourage the overindulgence of alcohol, getting less than the recommended 9 hours of sleep, or listening to excessively loud rock music\u2026 But happy birthday, my friend, even if all the fun has been sucked out of it!<\/p>\n 13. As long as you are my friend, you\u2019ll never have to do silly stuff alone. Have a wonderful birthday, and if you do anything ridiculous, I\u2019ll be right next to you doing the same thing.<\/p>\n 14. Don\u2019t let your age get you down; it won\u2019t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 15. Si dice che chi ha pi\u00f9 compleanni vive pi\u00f9 a lungo. I compleanni sono fantastici. Buon compleanno, amico.16. Se provassi a contare fino alla tua et\u00e0 oggi, diventerei rauco! Buon compleanno, amico!<\/p>\n 17. If you\u2019re having vanilla cake, I would like some ice cream\u2026 but on the side. If it\u2019s chocolate cake, no ice cream. If you\u2019re having vanilla and chocolate marble cake, I would like the ice cream served on top of the cake. If there\u2019s no cake, then just a scoop of chocolate ice cream. Happy birthday to a friend that always goes above and beyond!<\/p>\n 18. Happy birthday! If anyone messes with you on your special day, just let me know. I\u2019ll punch them right in their stupid face. Just one of the many benefits of having an awesome best friend like me!<\/p>\n 19. Se tu fossi un acino d'uva, ti calpesterei e <\/b>farvi<\/b> in un delizioso vino d'annata. <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b>, <\/b>amica<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 20. Stavo guardando Grumpier <\/i>Vecchi<\/i>, <\/i>e mi sono ricordato che era il tuo compleanno. Spero che ci mettano nella stessa stanza nella nostra futura casa di riposo. Saremmo delle ottime compagne di BINGO! Faremmo le pulizie!<\/p>\n 21. Ho prenotato una visita alla vicina casa di riposo per il vostro grande giorno! Potrete usufruire di uno sconto del 20% se prenotate subito la vostra camera! Spero che passiate una giornata meravigliosa! Buon compleanno, vecchio mio!<\/p>\n 22. \u00c8 il momento di dirti cosa sei veramente, amico! Un vecchio marpione!<\/b><\/p>\n 23. Of all the people celebrating their birthdays today, you are the least likely to be called \u201cyoung\u201d by a door-to-door salesman. Enjoy your day!<\/p>\n 24. You know you\u2019re old when your social calendar has bi-weekly \u2018meet friends for coffee @ blood pressure clinic\u2019 on it. <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b>, vecchio <\/b>scoreggia<\/b>.<\/b><\/p>\n 25. Le statistiche dimostrano che le persone che vivono pi\u00f9 a lungo compiono pi\u00f9 compleanni, il che ci costa pi\u00f9 soldi per i regali!<\/p>\n 26. Dear friend, have you ever wondered why I\u2019ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets! Happy birthday.<\/p>\n 27. On your big day, I thought we\u2019d go to the zoo, but the signs say \u2018no pets allowed\u2019 on the premises, so we\u2019ll have to come up with something else since you wouldn\u2019t be allowed in. Happy birthday you big stinker!<\/p>\n 28. Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something… that I\u2019m not the oldest person here!<\/b><\/p>\n 29. Una volta ogni tanti, in questo mondo nascono persone con una grande passione e genialit\u00e0 che mirano alle cose pi\u00f9 grandi della vita. E oggi una di loro desidera augurarvi un felice compleanno.<\/p>\n 30. Buon compleanno<\/b>, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I\u2019m still young!<\/b><\/p>\n 31. I hope you don\u2019t mind that I bought you a cake to give a tua madre<\/a>congratularsi con lei per aver affrontato il travaglio e avervi dato alla luce. Voglio dire, \u00e8 stata lei a fare tutto il lavoro. Tu sei semplicemente spuntato fuori! Buon compleanno!<\/p>\n Utilizzate uno di questi messaggi divertenti di buon compleanno e fate ridere vostra sorella nel suo giorno speciale. Potete anche trovare un meme divertente di buon compleanno e inviarglielo insieme ai vostri auguri.<\/p>\n 1. Sis, there is definitely something that makes you stand out, and I know what it is… Your age, of course!<\/p>\n 2. Buon compleanno a una delle poche persone di cui riesco a ricordare il compleanno senza un promemoria su Facebook.<\/p>\n 3. Cheers to this incredible woman, my sister who has been thirty… like fifty times probably!<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Eri un monello davvero odioso e il tuo sorriso ti permette di farla franca. Sempre lo stesso, ma pi\u00f9 vecchio! Ti auguro un compleanno meraviglioso, sorellina<\/a>.<\/p>\n 5. Buon compleanno a una donna antica! Un giorno mi racconterai com'\u00e8 stato costruire Stonehenge!<\/p>\n 6. Buon compleanno<\/b> to my sis, who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh, wait \u2013 that\u2019s wine. <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b> a mia sorella<\/b><\/a>, che sta invecchiando!<\/b><\/p>\n 7. Guardarti mi riempie di speranza! Una donna pu\u00f2 vivere fino a cento anni!<\/p>\n 8. To my dearest, most favorite, and most precious little sister. Our family was so very blessed the day you were born. It was such a joy to grow up with you and share so many great moments together. Remember these kind words when you\u2019re cutting and dishing out the cake portions later!<\/p>\n 9. Happy birthday, sis! Here\u2019s to being immature for a lifetime.<\/p>\n 10. Che la tintura per capelli e il mascara non colino mai! <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b>, vecchia signora!<\/b><\/p>\n 11. You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we\u2019re not as old as you!<\/p>\n 12. I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year; I hear dad\u2019s having a go at being the chef. Buon compleanno, sorella<\/a>!<\/p>\n 13. Auguri<\/b> to my beautiful sis. You\u2019re not THAT old. You\u2019re just getting up there. In the words of Elsa, \u201cLet it go! Let it go!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n 14. La cosa peggiore del tuo compleanno \u00e8 che tutti sanno che siamo cresciute insieme e rivela anche la mia et\u00e0. Ma comunque, buon compleanno alla migliore sorella del mondo.<\/p>\n Questi esilaranti messaggi di compleanno per tuo fratello<\/a> will definitely put a smile on your bro’s face and show him all the gratitude and love you feel for him.<\/p>\n 1. Cheers to my incredible brother, who thinks he is still young but isn\u2019t! You have really embraced delusion!<\/p>\n 2. This birthday party won\u2019t even be happening if mom and dad knew your actual marks. So get me the biggest piece of cake, half your gifts, and some money, please.<\/p>\n 3. Fratello, devo congratularmi con te perch\u00e9 oggi hai raggiunto un traguardo davvero importante! Come ci si sente a essere l'uomo pi\u00f9 vecchio del mondo?<\/b><\/p>\n 4. I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I\u2019m returning the favor. Happy birthday, lil brother!<\/p>\n 5. La barba pu\u00f2 essere grigia, le rughe profonde, ma almeno c'\u00e8 la torta!<\/p>\n 6. Il mio caro fratello<\/a>In questo giorno, alcune persone vi diranno che siete ancora un giovane uomo. Ebbene, lasciate che vi dica una cosa: quelle persone sono dei grandi bugiardi!<\/p>\n 7. Il tuo compleanno mi d\u00e0 un'occasione in pi\u00f9 per darti le cose che mi servono. <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b>, caro fratello!<\/b><\/p>\n 8. As your younger sister, it\u2019s only right for me to remind you on your birthday that you\u2019re still older than me. Ha!<\/p>\n 9. Oh my poor bro, you’re another year older\u2026 And you still can\u2019t grow a beard.<\/p>\n 10. Ero in un negozio di antiquariato in centro e mi sono imbattuto in uno dei giocattoli della tua infanzia con cui giocavi sempre. Questo messaggio di buon compleanno va a mio fratello che \u00e8 abbastanza grande da avere i suoi giocattoli d'infanzia elencati nell'ultima edizione della Guida all'antiquariato di Kovels! Ben fatto!<\/p>\n 11. Fratello, spero che un milione <\/b>auguri di compleanno<\/b> si avvera per voi! Sar\u00e0 sicuramente all'altezza della vostra et\u00e0!<\/b><\/p>\n 12. Brother, I figured today would be as good a day as any to tell you that you were adopted!! Just kidding. Happy birthday\u2014or is it??<\/p>\n 13. Happy birthday to my big bro, who has witnessed great things! The invention of the wheel, the first cave drawing\u2026<\/p>\n 14. Congratulations! You\u2019re now one year closer to being known as a \u2018dirty <\/b>uomo anziano<\/b>\u2019! <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b> a te, mio caro fratello.<\/b><\/p>\n 15. Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it \u201cexperience\u201d and enjoy your birthday, anyway!<\/p>\n 16. Un giorno mi racconterai come sei sopravvissuto ai dinosauri! Ti auguro il pi\u00f9 felice dei compleanni, fratello!<\/p>\n I honestly feel sorry for every man who forgets his better half’s birthday. He’ll definitely have to go through a lot of trouble to earn her forgiveness.<\/b><\/p>\n To save you from that nightmare, I’ve compiled this list of funny birthday jokes and wishes for your adored woman. Well, I did my part, and I’m sorry, mate, but remembering her special date is still your task.<\/p>\n 1. Happy birthday, my dear! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around forever! (That\u2019s because you have!)<\/p>\n 2. I didn\u2019t even have to be reminded by Facebook that it was your big day today! Impressed?! Happy birthday to you, my love!<\/p>\n 3. Che il vostro compleanno sia bello come il vostro sedere e incredibile come il vostro cervello. <\/b>Buon compleanno,<\/b> bambino!<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Cheers to my darling wife, who stays young! (Of course, that’s only because she lies about her real age). I love you, baby, and wish you nothing but the very best!<\/p>\n 5. I love you, baby girl, and I\u2019m wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you.<\/p>\n 6. I know that diamonds are a girl\u2019s <\/b>migliore amico<\/b> so I got you 13 diamonds… just throw away the rest of the playing cards.<\/b><\/p>\n 7. Baby, to show that we’re not that old, I am going to wish you a happy birthday in under 140 characters. #happybirthday #youngandhot #stillgettingcarded<\/p>\n 8. Since it\u2019s your birthday, I\u2019ll let you leave the lights on.<\/p>\n 9. It\u2019s your birthday! So, make sure you are going to properly utilize the day with a lot of monkey business! Let\u2019s have a crazy party. <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b> a te, mia principessa!<\/b><\/p>\n 10. I forgot to get you a gift, so I\u2019ll just go take a shower, put on my birthday suit, and wrap myself up for you.<\/p>\n 11. A tutti gli anni che hai vissuto e al budget per la torta che abbiamo ridotto, solo perch\u00e9 le candele costano molto! Buon compleanno, mogliettina<\/a>!<\/p>\n 12. Tesoro, volevo spedirti il regalo per posta, ma il servizio postale ha detto che pesavo troppo, quindi eccomi qui. Ti auguro il compleanno pi\u00f9 felice di sempre.<\/b><\/p>\n 13. Il tuo compleanno ti rende pi\u00f9 sexy ogni anno che passa. Buon compleanno, bomba sexy.<\/p>\n Scegliete il desiderio di compleanno pi\u00f9 esilarante dall'elenco qui sotto e Rendete felice il vostro uomo nel suo giorno speciale<\/a>.<\/p>\n Inoltre, questi <\/i>messaggi di compleanno<\/i> dimostreranno quanto effettivamente vi importa di lui e quanto siete grati di averlo nella vostra vita.<\/i><\/p>\n 1. As your birthday approaches, you might dread becoming an old man. Don\u2019t worry about that! You already are! But hey, you have your old lady who loves you even more than you think.<\/p>\n 2. You\u2019re still hot after all these years\u2026 just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!<\/p>\n 3. Congratulazioni per il vostro compleanno! Ricorda, oggi niente sesso! Perch\u00e9 hai bisogno di tutta la tua energia per <\/b>soffiare fuori<\/b> le candele!<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Tanti auguri a te. Tanti auguri a te. Hai l'odore di mio marito e gli assomigli anche un po'.<\/p>\n 5. Buon compleanno! Sei la mia anima gemella e vorrei passare questo giorno a festeggiare con te, e vorrei passare tutti gli altri giorni con te. Naturalmente, tranne quando guardi il calcio, il baseball o l'hockey.<\/p>\n 6. Vedete, non dovreste vergognarvi di <\/b>invecchiare<\/b>. Non solo si pu\u00f2 fare sempre la parte del furbo, ma tutti gli oggetti d'antiquariato come voi hanno anche un grande valore! <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b>, <\/b>uomo anziano<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 7. Buon compleanno da chi sopporta i vostri rutti, le vostre scoregge, i vostri gratta e vinci e il vostro telecomando!<\/p>\n 8. In questa data, mozzo<\/a>, you might ache a little more. But, don’t worry, it’s only because you are old!<\/p>\n 9. Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that\u2019s almost dead in doggy years. I\u2019m so glad we met when we were kids. <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b>, bae.<\/b><\/p>\n 10. Today, you have officially gotten past things! Like youth and hair that isn\u2019t gray! Buon compleanno, maritino!<\/a><\/p>\n 11. Non sarai Christian Grey, ma ti amo sempre di pi\u00f9 ogni anno che passa! Buon compleanno a te, mia versione migliore di Mr. Grey.<\/p>\n 12. You made it! You are now officially old! Maybe no one else has the guts to let you know, but don\u2019t worry. In my opinion, you\u2019ll make a sexy grey fox for sure!<\/b><\/p>\n 13. Vivere da vecchi \u00e8 meglio che non vivere affatto, no? Buon compleanno, amore!<\/p>\n 14. Oggi, riflettete sul fatto che siete qui fin dall'inizio! Cio\u00e8, proprio dall'inizio! Buon compleanno al mio amato uomo<\/a>!<\/p>\n 15. Caro maritino, tu definisci il mio passato e il mio futuro. E per quanto riguarda il presente, non ho trovato nulla per te. Cos\u00ec ne ho comprato uno per me.<\/p>\n Nowadays we’re all a bit too busy and, unfortunately, important and special dates slip our minds all too often. However, that’s not an excuse because we all know that it can really hurt our loved ones.<\/p>\n If you’ve forgotten to wish <\/b>il tuo migliore amico<\/b> <\/a>o il vostro partner un <\/b>buon compleanno<\/b>\u00e8 possibile sistemare le cose inviando loro un <\/b>messaggio di compleanno in ritardo<\/b> o <\/b>biglietto d'auguri<\/b>. Meglio tardi che mai, no?<\/b><\/p>\n Questi <\/i>auguri di compleanno divertenti<\/i> di seguito sono garantiti per capovolgere l'espressione corrucciata dei loro volti e per farli sorridere all'istante.<\/i><\/p>\n 1. Stop whining about how I forgot your birthday. Be a man; let’s have a beer to celebrate.<\/p>\n 2. It\u2019s so tough to believe that you are getting older that I decided to wish you a happy birthday late this year.<\/p>\n 3. La parte migliore dell'avere amici come me \u00e8 che si pu\u00f2 festeggiare il proprio compleanno anche quando non lo si festeggia. In ritardo <\/b>buon compleanno<\/b>, dude! Let’s go grab some drinks.<\/b><\/p>\n 4. I hope you\u2019re not feeling deflated that I\u2019m a little belated. Happy (late) birthday!<\/p>\n 5. L'anno scorso ho dimenticato di farle gli auguri per il suo compleanno. Devo mantenere viva la tradizione. Buon compleanno in ritardo, amico!<\/p>\n 6. I\u2019m sorry my <\/b>auguri di compleanno<\/b> are belated\u2014I honestly didn\u2019t think you\u2019d live this long. <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 7. Sorry I am late. I spent a lot of time deciding whether to send you a handwritten letter, email, voice message, Facebook message, tweet, SMS, or video message. I could not decide in time. So here’s one of each\u2014happy belated birthday!<\/p>\n 8. Sorry I missed your birthday\u2026 Hopefully, you\u2019ll have another one next year\u2026<\/p>\n 9. Non ho voluto deliberatamente aggiungermi al caos di auguri che avresti ricevuto il giorno del tuo compleanno. Perch\u00e9 non volevo essere l'ennesimo amico che ti ricorda quanto stai invecchiando. Meglio tardi che mai. Buon compleanno in ritardo!<\/p>\n 10. Felice <\/b>compleanno in ritardo<\/b>! Vi mando un sacco di amore extra per aiutarvi a capovolgere quel cipiglio.<\/b><\/p>\n 11. Se dovessi accettare una tangente per perdonare qualcuno, quale sarebbe? Dimmelo in fretta, perch\u00e9 devo augurarti un buon compleanno in ritardo.<\/p>\n 12. Mi hai rubato la matita quando eravamo in seconda elementare. Sono in ritardo per augurarti buon compleanno. Ora siamo pari.<\/p>\n 13. It\u2019s not your fault, buddy. No one can help the fact that you\u2019re <\/b>invecchiare<\/b> and that I totally forgot… Happy <\/b>compleanno in ritardo<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 14. Rock stars are never on time, and that’s why I am fashionably late. Belated happy birthday.<\/p>\n 15. Colpevole! Perdere l'occasione di festeggiarti \u00e8 un crimine. Buon compleanno in ritardo!<\/p>\n 16. Sapevate che siete molto sexy quando siete in vena di perdonare? In ritardo <\/b>buon compleanno<\/b>! xoxo<\/b><\/p>\n 17. You\u2019re amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent \u2013 but don\u2019t get too excited. I\u2019m only saying all these things because I\u2019m a couple of days late! Happy birthday!<\/p>\n 18. I know you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that\u2019s who. Happy belated birthday!<\/p>\n 19. I don’t like the feeling of missing your birthday, so here’s a <\/b>biglietto di compleanno in ritardo<\/b> e, per sicurezza, uno per <\/b>l'anno prossimo<\/b> anche. <\/b>Buon compleanno<\/b> in anticipo.<\/b><\/p>\n 20. Fashionably late is kind of my style; hope you don\u2019t mind. Happy belated birthday. Hope it was fabulous!<\/p>\n 21. La vita \u00e8 fatta di perdoni e dimenticanze. Ho dimenticato il tuo compleanno e tu puoi perdonarmi. \u00c8 perfetto.<\/p>\n 22. Sorry I wasn\u2019t there with you to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy <\/b>compleanno in ritardo<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 23. Why should I be sorry about not wishing you a happy birthday? You saved some money by treating one less person, didn’t you? Belated happy birthday!<\/p>\n 24. Missing your big day is no laughing matter\u2026 even if you\u2019re a clown. Happy belated birthday!<\/p>\n 25. I forgot your birthday. So what? There’s always a next time, <\/b>l'anno prossimo<\/b>. ‘Till then, belated <\/b>buon compleanno<\/b>.<\/b><\/p>\n 26. La qualit\u00e0 migliore di un amico simpatico come te \u00e8 che non si arrabbia mai quando qualcuno si dimentica di fargli gli auguri per il suo compleanno.<\/p>\nAuguri di compleanno divertenti per la migliore amica<\/b><\/h2>\n
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<\/p>\nAuguri di compleanno divertenti per una sorella<\/h2>\n
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<\/p>\nAuguri di compleanno divertenti per un fratello<\/h2>\n
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<\/p>\nAuguri di compleanno divertenti per una moglie\/fidanzata<\/h2>\n
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<\/p>\nAuguri di compleanno divertenti per il marito\/fidanzato<\/h2>\n
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<\/p>\nAuguri di compleanno tardivi e divertenti<\/h2>\n
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