{"id":151083,"date":"2022-05-19T10:05:29","date_gmt":"2022-05-19T10:05:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=151083"},"modified":"2022-09-07T19:56:34","modified_gmt":"2022-09-07T19:56:34","slug":"frasi-di-rimorchio-per-infermiere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/frasi-di-rimorchio-per-infermiere\/","title":{"rendered":"118 frasi affascinanti, divertenti e sdolcinate per rimorchiare le infermiere"},"content":{"rendered":"

Have you fallen for your nurse? Surprisingly, that\u2019s really not a rare case scenario. It happens very often. Now, do you not know how to approach them and let them know you\u2019re interested? Here\u2019s something that might help you…<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve gathered some good nurse pick-up lines online and put them in this collection. I hope you\u2019ll like it, and more importantly, I hope you\u2019ll gather the strength to use them on your crush.<\/em><\/p>\n

Trust me, all of them (well, maybe except the cheesy ones) won\u2019t leave them indifferent, that\u2019s for sure. If you want to text them on social media, you can also choose an appropriate meme that will go with your text, and a reply is guaranteed.<\/p>\n

Linee di abbordaggio dolci e civettuole per infermiere<\/h2>\n

\"due<\/p>\n

1. \u00c8 uno stetoscopio quello che hai al collo? Credo che il mio cuore abbia appena saltato un battito.<\/p>\n

2. I hope you passed CPR because you\u2019re taking my breath away.<\/p>\n

3. Smettila di essere cos\u00ec dolce! Potrebbe venirmi il diabete!<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Quando penso a te, il mio sangue diventa rosso, la cianosi mi rende i polpastrelli blu, e io tachicardia<\/a>.<\/p>\n

5. Sei ipopotassiemico? Perch\u00e9 mi fai sentire debole alle ginocchia.<\/p>\n

6. Sono emofilo per te perch\u00e9 dipingi di rosso la mia citt\u00e0!<\/p>\n

7. Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, \u201cTi amo<\/a>!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. I think I\u2019m developing tics. I just can\u2019t help but wink at you.<\/p>\n

9. Il sangue \u00e8 rosso, la cianosi \u00e8 blu e mi viene la tachicardia quando pensare a te<\/a>.<\/p>\n

10. I think I need some vitamin \u2018U\u2019!<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Are you lost, ma\u2019am? Because heaven is a long way from here.<\/p>\n

12. Sei un chiasma ottico? Perch\u00e9 mi hai fatto girare il mondo.<\/p>\n

13. I don\u2019t know if I want to get better if it means never seeing you again.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Mi fai battere il cuore come una flebo di epinefrina.<\/p>\n

15. Does your left eye hurt? Because you\u2019ve been looking right all day.<\/p>\n

16. You are my iodine, lithium, potassium, einsteinium, and uranium. Because \u201cI LIKE U.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

17. Sono morto? Sicuramente lo sono perch\u00e9 vedo un angelo!<\/p>\n

18. Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.<\/p>\n

Vedi anche: 300 frasi romantiche per rimorchiare che le faranno sciogliere il cuore<\/a><\/p>\n

Le migliori frasi di rimorchio per infermiere<\/h2>\n

\"due<\/p>\n

1. (Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?<\/p>\n

2. You must be the one for me\u2026 Since my selectively permeable membrane lets you through.<\/p>\n

3. Quando sei entrata nella porta, la tua bellezza mi ha colpito cos\u00ec tanto che ho un priapismo dovuto al trauma.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. L'enfisema gonfia di rosa, la bronchite cronica rende blu, ma nessuna BPCO mi fa mancare il respiro come te.<\/p>\n

5. Vorrei che il mio nome fosse Adenine per poter essere abbinato a U.<\/p>\n

6. I don\u2019t think I\u2019m fine. My heart just skipped a beat because of you.<\/p>\n

7. Can I call you pia mater? Cause you\u2019re always on my mind.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Can I borrow your stethoscope? I think I’m having a heart attack.<\/p>\n

9. Lei \u00e8 un'infermiera cardiaca? Da quando ti ho visto, sta succedendo qualcosa di strano nel mio petto. Ho davvero bisogno di qualcuno che si prenda cura del mio cuore.<\/p>\n

10. Hai un inalatore? Perch\u00e9 mi hai tolto il fiato.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you\u2019re making me drool.<\/p>\n

12. Sono ADHD e tu sei il mio Ritalin perch\u00e9 mi fai venire voglia di comportarmi bene e di concentrare la mia attenzione su di te.<\/p>\n

13. Are you epinephrine? \u2018Cause you make my heart race.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Stai facendo la manovra di Valsalva su di me? Perch\u00e9 mi hai appena fatto smettere di battere il cuore per un po'.<\/p>\n

Vedi anche: 12 cose da tenere a mente quando si esce con un infermiere<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Linee di rimorchio per infermieri maschi<\/h2>\n

\"due<\/p>\n

1. Ho bisogno di cure mediche! Mi sono fatto molto male cadendo per te.<\/p>\n

2. Can you check my heartbeat? I think it\u2019s beating too fast because of you.<\/p>\n

3. Hai un manico di laringoscopio nei pantaloni o sei solo felice di vedermi?<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. I miei livelli di dopamina sono tutti sballati.<\/p>\n

5. You\u2019re in the wrong profession. You shouldn\u2019t be a nurse. You should be my husband.<\/p>\n

6. Credete in amore a prima vista<\/a>o devo passare di nuovo?<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. I\u2019m diagnosing you to see if you\u2019d make un buon fidanzato<\/a>.<\/p>\n

8. You take care of me so well; I\u2019m sure you will be a good dad to our kids.<\/p>\n

9. I guess they hired you because you bring in more patients; you’re just too hot!<\/p>\n

10. Dovremmo studiare insieme un po' di anatomia.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Credo che il mio nervo vestibolococleare sia danneggiato. Continuo a innamorarmi di te.<\/p>\n

12. Are you PGE2? Because you\u2019re so hot you gave me a fever.<\/p>\n

13. You\u2019re burning me because you\u2019re too hot.<\/p>\n

14. Il mio corpo \u00e8 in fibrillazione ogni volta che ti vedo. (sistema renina-angiotensina-aldosterone)<\/strong><\/p>\n

15. Sei una reazione esotermica<\/a>? Perch\u00e9 diffondi la tua bellezza ovunque.<\/p>\n

16. I think you should take your temperature instead of me because you\u2019re looking very hot.<\/p>\n

Linee di rimorchio divertenti per infermiere<\/h2>\n

\"infermieri<\/p>\n

1. I\u2019m not an organ donor, but I\u2019d give you my heart anytime.<\/p>\n

2. Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I\u2019m falling all over the place for you.<\/p>\n

3. Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you\u2019re making me breathless.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Are your legs tired? You\u2019ve been running through my mind ALL day long.<\/p>\n

5. Are you my appendix? Because I don\u2019t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.<\/p>\n

6. L'ho sentito muoversi! Pensavo che non sarebbe mai stato vivo dopo un decennio di pace!<\/p>\n

7. Credo che soffriate di una carenza di vitamina me.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Do you have my other lung? Because I\u2019ve been LUNG-ing for you.<\/p>\n

9. Let\u2019s exchange genetic information!<\/p>\n

10. Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? \u2018Cause you\u2019re sending shocks straight to my heart.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"due<\/p>\n

11. Respirate ossigeno? Abbiamo molto in comune.<\/p>\n

12. Is your name osteoporosis? Because you\u2019re giving me a serious bone condition.<\/p>\n

13. Adoro il modo in cui mi fai vasodilatare.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. It\u2019s better for you if I switch nurses because it\u2019s not moral to date me while I\u2019m still your patient.<\/p>\n

15. Hai un cerotto? Credo di essermi sbucciato il ginocchio cadendo per te.<\/p>\n

16. Siamo andati a scuola insieme? Giuro di aver visto chimica tra di noi<\/a>.<\/p>\n

17. That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn\u2019t coming from an artery.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. I\u2019ve heard the only way to feel safe at night is to sleep with a nurse.<\/p>\n

19. Dove c'\u00e8 un battito, c'\u00e8 una possibilit\u00e0.<\/p>\n

20. Se avete bisogno di studiare anatomia, posso aiutarvi con le ossa.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Linee di rimorchio sdolcinate per infermiere<\/h2>\n

\"infermiere<\/p>\n

1. Hai la BPCO? Perch\u00e9 mi porti via l'anima.<\/p>\n

2. You\u2019ve got beautiful veins.<\/p>\n

3. I\u2019m no organ donor, but I\u2019d be happy to give you my heart.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. You\u2019ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?<\/p>\n

5. Vorrei essere la tua arteria coronaria, per poterti avvolgere il cuore.<\/p>\n

6. Ho il mio letto multiposizione.<\/p>\n

7. I can do rapid clothing removal so fast that you\u2019d be amazed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Riuscite a indovinare quale oggetto ha 148 denti e trattiene l'incredibile Hulk?
\nCosa?
\nLa mia cerniera. Sei pronto?<\/p>\n

9. Hey girl, you\u2019re like a car accident because I can\u2019t look away.<\/p>\n

10. My adductor isn\u2019t the only thing that\u2019s longus.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Get your head under there; you know where it\u2019s at.<\/p>\n

12. Puoi mostrarmi come fare la respirazione bocca a bocca su di me?<\/p>\n

13. Ha seguito corsi di anatomia quando era studente di infermieristica?<\/strong>
\nNaturalmente.<\/strong>
\nFantastico! Ti piacerebbe approfondire lo studio dell'anatomia umana con me, nella mia stanza?<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Signore, per favore, allarghi un po' di pi\u00f9 le gambe.
\nI\u2019m the one who should be asking you that.<\/p>\n

15. My love for you is like diarrhea. I can\u2019t hold it in.<\/p>\n

\"due<\/p>\n

16. I am developing astigmatism. But when I\u2019m with you, I can see clearer.<\/strong><\/p>\n

17. I can’t wait to come to your office and take down my pants.<\/p>\n

18. Hey, don\u2019t stress about pharmacology. Love is the only drug we\u2019ll need.<\/p>\n

19. Are you my SA node? I can\u2019t live without you because you are why my heart keeps beating.<\/p>\n

20. I don’t want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they’re a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.<\/strong><\/p>\n

21. It\u2019s so nice that you smell so good in a place so depressing.<\/p>\n

22. Io sono l'actina e tu sei la miosina, perch\u00e9 insieme scivoliamo nel passato.<\/p>\n

23. Are you one of my kidneys? Because I could live without you, but I\u2019d still like to have you inside me.<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. Look, I\u2019m dying here! I need a life! Please lower your standards and go out with me if you want me to survive.<\/p>\n

25. Il mio amore per te brucia pi\u00f9 forte della mia infezione alle vie urinarie.<\/p>\n

26. I don\u2019t feel off anymore every time I see you because you turn me right on.<\/p>\n

27. No, that’s not an epi-pen in my pants. I\u2019m just happy to see you.<\/strong><\/p>\n

28. Mi scusi, credo che le sia caduto qualcosa: la mascella.<\/p>\n

29. \u00c8 un'infermiera? Perch\u00e9 ha curato la mia disfunzione erettile.<\/p>\n

Le migliori frasi di rimorchio per medici<\/h2>\n

\"infermiere<\/p>\n

1. Let\u2019s play health care reform. I\u2019ll be the nurse, and you can be the doctor.<\/p>\n

2. As someone as good as you at listening to hearts, you certainly aren\u2019t listening to yours to go out with me.<\/p>\n

3. No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you as a medic can\u2026 Wanna play?<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. La mia improvvisa e prolungata aritmia cardiaca mi dice che ti amo.<\/p>\n

5. Credetemi, \u00e8 cos\u00ec che si facevano le mammografie ai vecchi tempi.<\/p>\n

6. Hey, baby. Are you medullary thyroid carcinoma? Because I\u2019m a pheochromocytoma, which means we are MEN2B.<\/p>\n

7. \u00c8 solo il mio olfatto o hai davvero un buon profumo?<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Sei un aneurisma di bacche? Perch\u00e9 mi fai venire voglia di farti venire un infarto.<\/p>\n

9. Ehi, piccola, vuoi giocare con il mio corpo cavernoso?<\/p>\n

10. I\u2019m scared to have one apple a day because I don\u2019t want you to go away.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"infermiere<\/p>\n

11. Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with me; I\u2019m an EMT.<\/p>\n

12. Can you be my proximal because I don\u2019t want to be distal to you.<\/p>\n

13. Are you Broca\u2019s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.<\/p>\n

14. I\u2019m a doctor, and I have just diagnosed you with a-cute smile.<\/strong><\/p>\n

15. Wanna play \u2018Doctor, Doctor\u2019?<\/p>\n

16. Vorrei essere un Trypanosoma cruzi per poter vivere nel tuo cuore.<\/p>\n

17. Sai che tu sei sodio e io sono H2O? Perch\u00e9 ovunque tu vada, io vado.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. You must be the cure for Alzheimer\u2019s because you\u2019re unforgettable.<\/p>\n

19. Girl, you better be taking your folic acid because I\u2019m definitely getting you pregnant.<\/p>\n

20. I\u2019m a medic. I know your body better than you do!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Vedi anche: 154 frasi di rimorchio sulla chimica per fare colpo sulle donne intelligenti<\/a><\/p>\n

Parole finali<\/h2>\n

\"infermiera<\/p>\n

Whether they\u2019re a co-worker, a registered nurse who took care of you while you were in hospital, or someone you\u2019ve met on Tinder or social media, believe me, these nurse pick-up lines will work their magic.<\/p>\n

It\u2019ll make your nurse fall for you because it\u2019s inevitable.<\/em> A dire il vero, chi potrebbe resistere a battute cos\u00ec geniali, affascinanti e divertenti, giusto?<\/p>\n

Ora tutto dipende da voi. Avete le parole giuste; tutto ci\u00f2 di cui avete bisogno ora \u00e8 il coraggio e la fiducia.<\/strong>. If you manage to gather those, you\u2019ll have your own personal nurse for the rest of your life.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Have you fallen for your nurse? Surprisingly, that\u2019s really not a rare case scenario. It happens very often. Now, do you not know how to approach them and let them know you\u2019re interested? Here\u2019s something that might help you… I\u2019ve gathered some good nurse pick-up lines online and put them in this collection. I hope…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":151094,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29652],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-messages"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29652,"label":"messages"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/118-Charming-Funny-And-Cheesy-Nurse-Pick-Up-Lines-1024x684.jpg",1024,684,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy Nicholson","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29652,"name":"messages","slug":"messages","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29652,"taxonomy":"category","description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","parent":29651,"count":96,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29652,"category_count":96,"category_description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","cat_name":"messages","category_nicename":"messages","category_parent":29651}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151083\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/151094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}