{"id":151608,"date":"2022-05-25T14:01:46","date_gmt":"2022-05-25T14:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=151608"},"modified":"2022-05-25T14:01:46","modified_gmt":"2022-05-25T14:01:46","slug":"battute-sui-30-anni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/battute-sui-30-anni\/","title":{"rendered":"Le 100 migliori e pi\u00f9 esilaranti battute sui 30 anni"},"content":{"rendered":"

Una persona che amate e a cui volete bene compie 30 anni e si sente in colpa per questo? Si sente come se dovesse piangere il suo compleanno invece di festeggiarlo?<\/p>\n

You need to help them snap out of it and make them understand that the thirties are a very important milestone in every person\u2019s life.<\/em> Dovreste sottolineare i lati positivi di questo terzo decennio e farli ridere con battute super divertenti sui 30 anni.<\/p>\n

To help you out, I\u2019ve found some funny jokes and the best puns online about turning 30 and put them into this collection here. You can find a funny meme that will go with it, and there you\u2019ll have it \u2013 the funniest and most unique 30th birthday card\/message.<\/p>\n

Auguri e battute divertenti sul compimento dei 30 anni<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

1. I wanted to get you a birthday cake, but I couldn\u2019t afford that many candles! Have a good one anyway!<\/p>\n

2. Your 30s \u2013 one decade closer to having dinner at 5 p.m.<\/p>\n

3. Don\u2019t feel down. 30 years old is only 120 months older than 20, and it\u2019s going to be almost the same \u2013 just subtract 90% of the fun.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Quando si superano i trent'anni non cambia nulla, se non che bisogna sostituire la crema idratante con una crema anti-invecchiamento.<\/p>\n

5. Avete compiuto 30 anni? La buona notizia \u00e8 che ora potete permettervi una bottiglia di vino $10.<\/p>\n

6. Benvenuti nei vostri 30 anni: dove tutti i vostri amici hanno figli, le parti del corpo vi fanno male senza motivo e addormentarvi entro le 21 \u00e8 la vostra routine regolare, anche nei fine settimana.<\/p>\n

7. Benvenuti nei vostri 30 anni, dove ogni fine settimana \u00e8 un baby shower e i postumi della sbornia durano due giorni.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. No more wondering if you should be out at a club. Now it\u2019s at home with wine and pizza.<\/p>\n

9. It could be worse. You could be turning 31\u2026<\/p>\n

10. Here’s to being 30! Where a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. When high schoolers start looking like preschoolers to you\u2026 you might be a 30-year-old. Happy birthday!<\/p>\n

12. Ugh. Your thirties\u2026 when your friends from high school don\u2019t invite you to their kids\u2019 birthday parties anymore.<\/p>\n

13. ‘You’re still a rockstar,’ I whisper to myself as I take my multivitamin and climb into bed at 9:45.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. La vostra vita potrebbe essere finalmente unita, ma il vostro corpo sta cadendo a pezzi.<\/p>\n

15. Congratulations on being one year closer to a senior citizen\u2019s discount for all your tickets.<\/p>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

16. People are like, ‘I’m engaged!’ ‘I’m getting married!’ and I’m like, ‘Damn, I’m turning 30!’<\/p>\n

17. Look on the bright side, at least you don\u2019t have to dread turning 30 anymore.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. The biggest difference between your 20s and 30s is that your body doesn\u2019t bounce back as quickly, so be nice to yourself! Happy 30th birthday!<\/p>\n

19. Benvenuti nei vostri 30 anni. L'ibuprofene \u00e8 una colazione accettabile.<\/p>\n

20. When someone says ‘ten years ago,’ I think about the 90s, not the 2010s.<\/strong><\/p>\n

21. Trucco di vita per i 30 anni: Mettere la macchina Nespresso accanto al letto.<\/p>\n

22. Turning 30 is as easy as jumping rope\u2026 if the rope were covered in hard metal spikes, you were barefoot, and the ground was covered in hot lava.<\/p>\n

23. How can you say we are old after 30?? We just became women! Like anyone took us seriously in our 20s… pshhh.<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. La vita prima dei 30 anni \u00e8 fatta per commettere errori e la vita dopo i 30 anni \u00e8 fatta per pentirsi di tutti gli errori.<\/p>\n

25. Your 30s \u2013 where if you don\u2019t get 8 hours of sleep one night, you\u2019ll pay for it for a week.<\/p>\n

26. Avr\u00f2 29 anni fino a nuovo ordine.<\/p>\n

27. Whoa, you’re 30. 10,948 days since you fell out of a vagina. If you feel old, just think about how old the vagina is.<\/strong><\/p>\n

28. In dog years, you’d be getting closer to your death.<\/p>\n

Detti e giochi di parole per il 30\u00b0 compleanno<\/h2>\n

\"ragazza<\/p>\n

1. Compiere 30 anni \u00e8 come: Mi sento marcire.<\/p>\n

2. Troppo vecchio per TikTok, troppo giovane per Life Alert.<\/p>\n

3. 30 is still young\u2026er that 31.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. La vita non solo inizia a 30 anni, ma comincia anche a manifestarsi.<\/p>\n

5. Thirties? More like the \u201churties.\u201d Strange little pains that somehow invade your knees, back, and occasionally your digestive system. They seem to be immune to prayer and wishful thinking.<\/p>\n

6. 30: Quando le cose dette da tua madre iniziano ad avere un senso.<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. 30 \u00e8 il nuovo 20* *detto da nessuno.<\/p>\n

8. You\u2019ll never be trusted by a teenager again. You\u2019re officially too old to trust.<\/p>\n

Scherzi divertenti ma dolci per il 30\u00b0 compleanno<\/h2>\n

\"giovane<\/p>\n

1. If you think about it this way, you\u2019re only 21 years and 3,285 days old. Happy 30th birthday!<\/p>\n

2. Don\u2019t think of it as turning 30. We\u2019re here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your 20th birthday.<\/p>\n

3. 30s life hack: Feed the cat before it starts meowing so you get a good night’s sleep.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. If you\u2019re this depressed now, what are you going to do when in ten years, you hit the big 4-0 mark? Come on. I\u2019ll even help you blow out all these candles. Happy 30th birthday.<\/p>\n

5. Forget parties, gym memberships, and makeup. It\u2019s time to spend all your money on cats, dogs, and children! Happy 30th bday!<\/p>\n

6. You\u2019re 30 years old? You\u2019re 3 perfect 10s! Happy birthday.<\/p>\n

7. Today, you are approximately eleven thousand, one-hundred and seventy-five and a half days old! Now, 30 doesn’t sound so bad, does it?<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Happy birthday! Don\u2019t worry about turning 30. You can say you\u2019re 29 for several more years, and people will believe it!<\/p>\n

9. I’m 30, but I still feel like I’m 20…until I hang out with 20-year-olds. Then I’m like, no, never mind, I’m 30.<\/p>\n

10. Aren\u2019t you a little glad to be out of the turbulent 20s? Make way for a superior decade! Happy 30th!<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Try not to think of it as 30 candles. It\u2019s really just 15 candles per lung, and you\u2019re not old unless you can\u2019t blow them all out in one breath.\u201d<\/p>\n

12. You’re turning 29 again?! You freak of nature.<\/p>\n

13. I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Buon primo anniversario del vostro 29\u00b0 compleanno.<\/p>\n

15. A tredici anni si era ufficialmente adolescenti. A ventuno anni si \u00e8 ufficialmente adulti. Ma a trent'anni si \u00e8 ufficialmente vecchi. Buon 30\u00b0 compleanno.<\/p>\n

16. Your 20s might have just abandoned you, but at least you can take solace in the fact that you have now entered your 30s and not your 40s. Don\u2019t feel bad. Enjoy today!<\/strong><\/p>\n

17. One good thing about turning 30: you\u2019re not turning 40.<\/p>\n

Esilaranti messaggi per il 30\u00b0 compleanno<\/h2>\n

\"Ragazza<\/p>\n

1. Il conto alla rovescia per il vostro crisi di mezza et\u00e0<\/a> \u00e8 appena iniziata. Tic tac tic tac. Buon 30\u00b0 compleanno.<\/p>\n

2. Una volta compiuti i 30 anni, dovreste cancellare i vostri social media. Credetemi, questo \u00e8 un favore enorme, enorme. Da qui in poi le cose andranno a rotoli.<\/p>\n

3. Congratulations on reaching Level Thirty! You might want to save your progress \u2013 it gets waaaay harder from here.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. A 20 anni avete imparato molto, siete cresciuti come persone e vi siete divertiti molto. Ora continuate cos\u00ec. Oh, e buon compleanno!<\/p>\n

5. Ora sei ufficialmente un adulto maturo e responsabile. Questo significa che devi anche iniziare a comportarti come tale. Buon 30\u00b0 compleanno da tutti noi.<\/p>\n

6. Wow, you\u2019re 30 now. There\u2019s no better time in your life to celebrate with friends or family\u2026except if you\u2019re 29 or younger. Happy 30th.<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. I\u2019m sorry you won\u2019t be able to watch a full TV show past 8 p.m., even on a Friday, and you probably won\u2019t be able to hang out with friends as much since all of them are pregnant. But, hey, look at the positive side. You\u2019re finally considered an actual adult! Best wishes on your special day, and happy 30th birthday!<\/p>\n

8. Buon compleanno<\/a> to someone who wasn’t welcomed into the world by a tweet or status update.<\/p>\n

9. Buon 30\u00b0 compleanno, solo altri 35 anni di lavoro e potrai andare in pensione.<\/p>\n

10. Alla vostra et\u00e0, il fondatore di Facebook Mark Zuckerberg era un miliardario che si era fatto da solo. Forse non avrete un mucchio di soldi come Zuckerberg, ma avete tante cose di cui potete essere orgogliosi, come il fatto di essere esistiti prima che nascesse il suo Facebook. Buon compleanno!<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Just because you have turned 30 and officially become an old man\/woman doesn\u2019t mean you can\u2019t put on your 30th birthday party hat and enjoy this special day. Happy birthday.<\/p>\n

12. Have fun waking up at 6 a.m. every morning to drop your kids off at school, unless you tell them to take the bus \u2013 in that case, have fun sleeping in and feeling guilty!<\/p>\n

13. Welcome to the age your childhood self couldn’t even fathom. Happy 30th.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Welcome to 30! The age when you should know better but really don\u2019t!<\/p>\n

15. Rilassati, i tuoi 30 anni sono proprio come i tuoi 20, solo che sembri 10 anni pi\u00f9 vecchio e tutto \u00e8 un po' meno divertente.<\/p>\n

\"ragazza<\/p>\n

16. Don’t think of it as turning 30. Think of it as being old.<\/p>\n

17. Have fun on your birthday, but don\u2019t get too crazy. Remember that you can\u2019t blame your irresponsible behavior on \u201cbeing in your 20s\u201d anymore.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. Oh, you\u2019re 30? One drink means 3 days of a hangover.<\/p>\n

19. You’re 30! From now on, if you get pregnant, people will assume you did it on purpose.<\/p>\n

20. Congratulazioni, ora avete 30 scuse per far sollevare qualcosa di pesante a qualcuno pi\u00f9 giovane di voi.<\/strong><\/p>\n

21. Benvenuti a 30 anni, quando ne saprete un po' di pi\u00f9 rispetto ai 20 anni. Buon 30\u00b0!<\/p>\n

22. Godetevi il vostro 30\u00b0 compleanno, se \u00e8 possibile.<\/p>\n

23. Congratulazioni per aver compiuto trent'anni. D'ora in poi, la vita non sar\u00e0 tanto sapere quanti anni hai, quanto credere a quanto ti senti giovane. Buon compleanno.<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. If you weren’t my best friend, I would tell you how dreadful it is to turn thirty. But since you are, I don’t want to spoil the party.<\/p>\n

25. Benvenuti nei vostri 30 anni! Solo perch\u00e9 tu lo sappia, le parti del corpo iniziano a far male senza motivo.<\/p>\n

26. Don’t worry about turning 30. You’ll get used to it. Of course, you’ll be 40 by then.<\/p>\n

27. Buon 30\u00b0 compleanno! Che i tuoi 20 anni possano riposare in perfetta pace.<\/strong><\/p>\n

28. Turning thirty is the moment when you are old enough to understand life\u2019s bigger responsibilities but young enough to shirk some of them while you still can. Happy 30th.<\/p>\n

29. Don\u2019t let anyone tell you you\u2019re old just because you\u2019re turning 30. I want to be the one to do that.<\/p>\n

30. Happy 30th bday! If you were a card, you’d be an antique!<\/strong><\/p>\n

31. I can\u2019t believe it took you thirty years to grow up. Better late than never, though. Happy 30th birthday.<\/p>\n

Citazioni divertenti per il 30\u00b0 compleanno<\/h2>\n

\"ragazza<\/p>\n

1. \u201cI remember the good old days when I was 30, and all my kids were shorter than me.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/p>\n

2. \u201cWhen I got into my 30s, and especially when I became a parent, my concept of \u2018fun\u2019 changed, becoming less likely to involve people getting high or hammered or naked, and more likely to involve balloon animals.\u201d \u2013 Dave Barry<\/p>\n

3. \u201cThirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.\u201d \u2013 C.S. Lewis<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. \u201cAt thirty, you can get flirty without being dirty.\u201d \u2013 Greg Tamblyn<\/p>\n

5. \u201cDon\u2019t worry about being 30. You\u2019ll get over it within a decade.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/p>\n

6. “Inside every thirty year old is an eighteen-year-old asking, ‘What happened?’\u201d \u2013 Ann Landers<\/p>\n

7. \u201cDoctors tell me I have the body of a thirty-year-old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen-year-old. If you’ve got both, you can play baseball.\u201d \u2013 Pete Rose<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. \u201cTime and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.\u201d \u2013 Robert Frost<\/p>\n

9. \u201cBeing 30 is no joke, but it can be a lot of laughs.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/p>\n

10. \u201cTurning 30? Age is just a number! False: Age is a word.\u201d \u2013 Dwight Shrute<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. \u201cI have never admitted that I am more than twenty-nine, or thirty at the most. Twenty-nine when there are pink shades, thirty when there are not.\u201d \u2013 Oscar Wilde<\/p>\n

12. \u201cThirty really sneaks up on you \u2013 kinda like a thong.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/strong><\/p>\n

13. \u201cWhen you turn 30, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.\u201d \u2013 Blair Sabol<\/p>\n

14. \u201cWhen you turn 21, you finally experience the freedom of full throttle. If you make it to 30, it means you\u2019ve discovered there\u2019s a brake pedal too.\u201d \u2013 Greg Tamblyn<\/p>\n

15. \u201cAfter 30, a body has a mind of its own.\u201d \u2013 Bette Midler<\/strong><\/p>\n

16. \u201cEveryone says 30-year-olds should settle down. I think I\u2019ve just settled.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/p>\n

Parole finali<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

Ora avete tutto ci\u00f2 che vi serve per scrivere il biglietto di auguri di compleanno pi\u00f9 divertente di sempre. Se volete inviare a un amico un semplice messaggio di compleanno<\/a> sui social media, potete trovare un meme di compleanno divertente e inviarlo insieme al vostro testo.<\/p>\n

E se avete bisogno di un'idea regalo divertente per il 30\u00b0 compleanno, potete regalargli una maglietta personalizzata con una di queste citazioni o battute divertenti sui 30 anni. Questo li far\u00e0 sicuramente ridere e render\u00e0 il vostro regalo unico.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m sure you\u2019ll make your loved one feel happy and loved on their special day. And that indeed is the most important thing in the world. Love and happiness…<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, is someone you love and care for deeply turning 30, and they feel bad about it? Do they feel like they should mourn their birthday instead of celebrate it? You need to help them snap out of it and make them understand that the thirties are a very important milestone in every person\u2019s life….<\/p>","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":151609,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29652],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-messages"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29652,"label":"messages"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/100-Best-And-Most-Hilarious-Jokes-About-Turning-30-1024x684.jpg",1024,684,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy Nicholson","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29652,"name":"messages","slug":"messages","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29652,"taxonomy":"category","description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","parent":29651,"count":96,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29652,"category_count":96,"category_description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","cat_name":"messages","category_nicename":"messages","category_parent":29651}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151608\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/151609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}