{"id":153040,"date":"2022-06-13T15:46:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-13T15:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=153040"},"modified":"2022-06-29T15:09:34","modified_gmt":"2022-06-29T15:09:34","slug":"come-far-muovere-i-vostri-vicini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/come-far-muovere-i-vostri-vicini\/","title":{"rendered":"Come far spostare i vicini: 27 idee brillanti"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dopo aver avuto a che fare con diversi cattivi vicini, posso confermare che i vicini amichevoli e non fastidiosi sono un vero dono di Dio. So, if you\u2019re wondering how to make your neighbors move, I offer you my humble assistance and experience with neighbors from hell!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Constant shouting and drama, loud music, revving engines in the small hours, turning other neighbors against you…<\/em><\/p>\n

These are some of the things I\u2019ve had to deal with while trying to work from home. Come sempre, mio marito \u00e8 il tipo di uomo che pensa che tutto si possa risolvere con una conversazione.<\/strong><\/p>\n

So, I listened to him (and I totally regretted it). When your neighbors are the type of people you can\u2019t communicate with because they\u2019re not willing to cooperate, you are left with two options:<\/p>\n

1. \u00c8 possibile spostarsi.<\/strong><\/p>\n

2. Potete far spostare i vostri vicini.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I thought about these two options for some time, and I\u2019ve concluded the following: Why should the rest of my friendly neighbors and I move just because there are one or two neighbors who make our lives difficult?<\/p>\n

Credo che la soluzione pi\u00f9 logica sarebbe quella di trasferirsi, no?<\/strong><\/p>\n

That\u2019s exactly how I solved my problem. ? It took me some time, but in the end, it worked! Ho fatto spostare i miei vicini cattivi e rumorosi e ora vivo una vita felice e tranquilla.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Since I\u2019m not a selfish person, today, I\u2019ll share with you all the tips and tricks on how to make your neighbors move (because you totally deserve to live in peace and harmony just like me)!<\/p>\n

Come far muovere i vicini<\/h2>\n

From simple ideas to more serious ones, the following list of ways to make your neighbors move is an absolute gem and the only thing you\u2019ll ever need. So, here\u2019s how you can do it:<\/p>\n

1. Essere ficcanaso fino al midollo (e intendo proprio ficcanaso)<\/h3>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

Sapete qual \u00e8 il modo migliore per motivare i vostri vicini a trasferirsi? Farli sentire sgraditi, naturalmente.<\/p>\n

You\u2019ll do this by being overly nosy whenever you can. Vi assicuro che i vostri nuovi vicini perderanno la testa quando comincerete a fare domande personali o a parlare troppo di voi stessi.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nel farlo, assicuratevi di scegliere i fatti pi\u00f9 noiosi della vostra vita, in modo che inizino a implorare l'universo di smettere di parlare. Parlare di cose totalmente irrilevanti e imbarazzanti come i vostri problemi di stitichezza, ecc. ?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh, there is more. You could do the constipation or diarrhea talk while they\u2019re having a snack. Aspettate che tornino a casa dal lavoro e bombardateli di domande.<\/strong><\/p>\n

(Gestire i fastidiosi e persone stupide<\/a> \u00e8 un'arte in s\u00e9).<\/p>\n

Quando cucinate, chiedete spesso di prestarvi alcuni ingredienti mancanti, in modo da poter entrare in casa loro e scannerizzare tutto quello che c'\u00e8.<\/strong><\/p>\n

This is a perfect opportunity to figure out whether they\u2019re involved in illegal activities, which is another perfect way to get them to move \u201clegally.\u201d<\/p>\n

2. Le attivit\u00e0 rumorose sono le migliori amiche<\/h3>\n

Se i vostri cattivi vicini vivono accanto a voi, sopra di voi, sotto di voi o nelle immediate vicinanze, le attivit\u00e0 rumorose sono le vostre migliori amiche!<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know anyone who is immune to continual loud noise that is preferably played at the most inconvenient times. Here are a few noisy ideas that will teach you how to make your neighbors move without much effort:<\/p>\n

\u2022 A really noisy lawn mower at 7 am. (CAUTION: When I did this repeatedly, the bad neighbor ended up egging my house).<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Use the washer at the most inconvenient time and open all your windows (e.g., when they have guests outside).<\/p>\n

\u2022 Noisy wind chimes (I\u2019m sure your neighbor will \u201clove them\u201d).<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Use hedge trimmers, a chainsaw, or other loud gardening instruments to do some yard work (preferably in the morning).<\/p>\n

\u2022 THREE WORDS: A garden party.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Loud music + karaoke = a winner combo.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Having a dog barking 24\/7 will most certainly annoy every neighbor.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Play basketball outside and make sure to do it as loudly as you can.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Get your little one a drum set (or you can play it too) to play at the most inconvenient time of the day or night, of course.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Every time you leave with your car, make sure to do it in style (revving the engine preferred).<\/p>\n

3. Padroneggiare l'arte di essere un cattivo vicino<\/h3>\n

\"i<\/p>\n

Forse la risposta alla domanda su come far spostare i vicini \u00e8 semplice: Imparare a essere un cattivo vicino.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s time to go back to your childhood days when you annoyed your parents and other people with your silly pranks and misbehavior.<\/strong><\/p>\n

It\u2019s time to master the art of being a bad neighbor so much that it will make your problem neighbor think twice about staying there. Maybe I should\u2019ve said, \u201cmastering the L'arte di liberarsi delle persone tossiche<\/a>.\u201d Here\u2019s how you can do it:<\/p>\n

\u2022 Let your dogs do their business in your neighbor\u2019s yard. Yes, I\u2019m talking about poop that they will have to pick up and clean up (let\u2019s hope that they won\u2019t call animal control, LOL).<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Wear your bathing suit and chill in your front yard when your neighbor has guests.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Install fake security cameras on your property (so that you can falsely accuse them of trespassing).<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Even better idea: Install fake security cameras that point at your neighbor\u2019s house.<\/p>\n

\u2022 For those who are living in an apartment building with assigned parking: Take your bad neighbor\u2019s parking spot.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Ring your neighbor’s doorbell repeatedly and then hide. (I recommend doing this a few times).<\/p>\n

\u2022 Cover their tree with toilet paper and pray to the Lord that it rains soon.<\/p>\n

4. Farli impazzire con gli inconvenienti<\/h3>\n

If your bad neighbors aren\u2019t even trying to follow bylaws and guidelines, then feel free to drive them crazy with inconveniences.<\/p>\n

When you do it for the first time, they\u2019ll probably think that it\u2019s a mistake, but later on, they\u2019ll slowly but surely start connecting the dots.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Con questi scherzi i vostri vicini problematici entreranno in modalit\u00e0 passivo-aggressiva e alla fine si trasferiranno definitivamente:<\/p>\n

\u2022 Borrow their newspaper, clip the coupons, and then return it.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Try dumping your food scraps in their yard as this will attract lots of wild animals.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Sign them up for junk mail at random grocery stores, pet stores, and all different kinds of stores.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Good old prank calls: Pretend that you\u2019re selling something and be as convincing as possible.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Even better prank: Add their number to ads in newspapers and encourage others to call them if they\u2019re interested in buying pigs or other animals because they\u2019re \u201cselling\u201d them. <\/strong>My uncle got pranked this way by his best friend, and he hasn\u2019t stopped laughing since.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Order pizza to your neighbor\u2019s front door (make sure it\u2019s a type of pizza you would never order for yourself).<\/p>\n

5. Complain to the landlord or the HOA (homeowner\u2019s association)<\/h3>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

Un'altra cosa intelligente che potete fare nei confronti dei cattivi vicini \u00e8 lamentarvi con il loro padrone di casa.<\/p>\n

Most landlords are sensitive when it comes to bad renters because they don\u2019t want to be responsible for anything their tenants might do.<\/strong> Ma ci sono anche persone che si preoccupano solo di se stesse<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Siate aperti e onesti con il padrone di casa. Menzionate tutte le ordinanze relative al rumore e al disturbo. Tell them exactly what\u2019s going on and that you can no longer tolerate it. Suggest that the only solution is for them to move.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If that doesn\u2019t work, you can complain to the HOA (homeowners association). Apparently, every suburban neighborhood has one, so it\u2019s worth giving a try.<\/p>\n

6. O chiamare la polizia<\/h3>\n

Well, if talking to their landlord and complaining to the HOA doesn\u2019t work, you can always call the police. Vi consiglio di farlo soprattutto se sospettate che i vostri vicini siano coinvolti in attivit\u00e0 illegali.<\/strong><\/p>\n

A volte le forze dell'ordine locali sono l'unica cosa di cui avete bisogno per far muovere i vostri vicini, ma per questo avete bisogno di prove solide. Suggerisco quindi di registrare alcuni dei loro comportamenti di cattivo vicinato e di raccogliere quante pi\u00f9 prove possibili.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Once the law is on your side, your bad neighbors won\u2019t stand a chance. Another great thing to do is to call the police in the middle of your neighbor\u2019s annoying acts.<\/p>\n

Farlo pi\u00f9 volte far\u00e0 capire alla polizia che sono davvero un problema.<\/strong><\/p>\n

In questo modo si potr\u00e0 avere un quadro chiaro di ci\u00f2 che accade esattamente in quel luogo e di ci\u00f2 che gli altri vicini devono tollerare. Se tutto procede senza intoppi, si pu\u00f2 prevedere che la polizia chieda loro di spostarsi al pi\u00f9 presto.<\/p>\n

7. Unirsi ad altri vicini<\/h3>\n

\"due<\/p>\n

Learning how to make your neighbors move shouldn\u2019t be a problem, especially if other neighbors support you. \u00c8 possibile redigere una petizione con altri vicini per presentare una denuncia ufficiale alla polizia.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Think of it this way. If only one neighbor has a problem with a certain bad neighbor and the others are silent, no one will take it seriously. But if the whole neighborhood is united, then there\u2019s a higher chance you\u2019ll succeed in making them move.<\/p>\n

Una cosa simile \u00e8 successa a mio cugino.<\/strong> She has a really awful neighbor whose kid is extremely aggressive with other kids. He would beat up other kids for no apparent reason, and the same thing happened to my cousin\u2019s child.<\/p>\n

Now, every time they have a problem with her kid, they knock on her door and tell her that they will no longer tolerate it if she doesn\u2019t do something about it.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m extremely curious how all this will end, and I see no other way but them moving because the entire family is kind of problematic.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tutto sommato, unirsi \u00e8 la strada da percorrere quando si tratta di affrontare le questioni di vicinato.<\/p>\n

Vedi anche: 11 segni di antipatia verso i vicini (+come gestirli)<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

17 idee extra su come far muovere i vicini di casa<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

Avete bisogno di altre idee su come far spostare i vostri vicini? Non preoccupatevi, ecco alcune idee uniche che potete utilizzare per infastidirli (e iniziare a vivere una vita vita pi\u00f9 facile<\/a>):<\/p>\n

1. Dite loro che avete visto un fantasma nella loro casa\/giardino. Per ottenere un effetto maggiore, dite agli altri vicini di confermare di averlo visto anche loro.<\/strong><\/p>\n

2. Camminare e calpestare la mattina presto e la sera (ottimo per i vicini che vivono sotto di voi).<\/p>\n

3. Place a telescope near your window and make sure they see when you\u2019re taking a sneak peek into their house.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Write MOVE on a big piece of paper and put it in a window that faces their house. If they ask you why you did that, tell them that your children (or some other children in your family) did it while you weren\u2019t watching. This will definitely make them feel unwelcome and make them ask themselves, \u201cWhy don\u2019t people like me<\/a>?\u201d<\/p>\n

5. Place a trail of sugar to your neighbor\u2019s yard as close as you can to their front porch.<\/strong><\/p>\n

6. Creare un bouquet con i fiori del loro giardino.<\/p>\n

7. Drain water from their pool while they\u2019re gone.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Mettete immagini e messaggi inquietanti alle finestre della vostra casa di fronte alla loro.<\/p>\n

9. Scatenatevi con le palline da tennis.<\/strong><\/p>\n

10. Invitare tutti i vicini a una festa in giardino, tranne loro.<\/p>\n

11. Pretend that you\u2019re concerned about property line issues. Make sure to mention it every single day.<\/strong><\/p>\n

12. Ignorateli completamente e chiedete agli altri vicini di fare lo stesso. (A volte tagliare le persone \u00e8 necessario<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

13. Pretend that you\u2019re insulted by them talking behind your back (even if this is not true).<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Write a post on social media where you complain about bad neighbours subtly, but make sure they know it\u2019s them. (Don\u2019t spare them the details.)<\/p>\n

15. Cantate all'aperto pi\u00f9 forte e pi\u00f9 cattivo che potete. Assicuratevi di ripeterlo un paio di volte al giorno.<\/strong><\/p>\n

16. Order some creepy things from Amazon and deliver them to their address but make sure not to spend a lot of money because they\u2019re not worth it.<\/p>\n

17. Fare lavori in giardino in costume da bagno.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. Roast a pig outside while your neighbor has open windows or while they\u2019re drying clothes outside. They\u2019ll definitely enjoy all the food smells coming from your house and stinking up their clothes.<\/p>\n

19. Forward solicitors to your neighbor\u2019s door. Tell them that your neighbor would be totally interested in supporting their cause.<\/strong><\/p>\n

20. Tell them that you saw burglars sneaking around their house. (Let\u2019s hope they don\u2019t call the police, LOL.)<\/p>\n

C'\u00e8 un altro modo per affrontare i cattivi vicini?<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

Hmm… Most problems with bad neighbors can be solved with communication. You can talk to them directly about all the things that you find annoying. Invece di accusarli, dite loro come vi fa sentire il loro comportamento. Questo \u00e8 sempre un approccio migliore.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If that doesn\u2019t work, you can ask someone in their family to talk to them about it. Tell them to be discreet about it (not to mention your name or anything).<\/p>\n

If communication turns out to be successful, then you don\u2019t need to worry about making them move.<\/strong><\/p>\n

But if it doesn\u2019t, then I don\u2019t see any other way than to also become one of those bad neighbors for the purpose of making them move.<\/p>\n

It won\u2019t be easy, but in the long run, it will be totally worth it (if you succeed, of course).<\/p>\n

Things You SHOULDN\u2019T DO When It Comes To Making Your Neighbors Move<\/h2>\n

If making your neighbors move doesn\u2019t bear fruit, it\u2019s normal for you to feel frustrated about it.<\/p>\n

Tuttavia, tenete presente che ci sono cose che non dovreste mai fare, per quanto vogliate disperatamente farle muovere:<\/p>\n

1. Don\u2019t use physical force.<\/strong><\/p>\n

2. Don\u2019t add drugs to the food or drinks you prepare for them.<\/strong><\/p>\n

3. Don\u2019t send them threatening messages.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. (If something else comes to my mind, I\u2019ll let you know.)<\/strong><\/p>\n

L'ultima cosa di cui avete bisogno \u00e8 finire in prigione o in tribunale a causa di una cosa del genere che avete fatto al vostro vicino per disperazione. Ricordate che la forza non \u00e8 una soluzione.<\/p>\n

Invece, siate creativi nella vita di tutti i giorni e motivateli un po' alla volta a prendere in considerazione l'idea di trasferirsi. Gestire i vicini fastidiosi<\/a> \u00e8 meglio farlo lentamente ma con costanza.<\/p>\n

Buona fortuna!<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

Remember that learning how to make your neighbors move and implementing all the tactics takes time, so don\u2019t expect to see results immediately.<\/p>\n

Your neighbors probably won\u2019t be annoyed by anything you do in the first few days, but as you continue disturbing their peace, they\u2019ll start noticing it.<\/strong><\/p>\n

In a way, what you\u2019ll be doing is giving them a taste of their own medicine. I\u2019m pretty sure that this is the best way to deal with problematic people if communication with them fails.<\/p>\n

Once they become annoyed, sleep-deprived, and frustrated, they\u2019ll know how it feels to have bad neighbours.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If they see that you\u2019re totally determined to make them move, I\u2019m sure they\u2019ll do so, and it\u2019s just a matter of time.<\/p>\n

Come sempre, la determinazione vince sempre e comunque, quindi siate determinati a cacciare via tutto ci\u00f2 che \u00e8 tossico<\/a>.<\/strong> Don\u2019t let anyone steal your joy<\/a>!<\/p>\n

P.S.<\/strong> Se una di queste idee per far muovere i vostri vicini va male, le conseguenze e la responsabilit\u00e0 sono completamente vostre. Quindi, oltre a essere audaci, assicuratevi anche di essere saggi. ?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After dealing with several bad neighbors, I can confirm that friendly, non-annoying neighbors are a true gift from God. So, if you\u2019re wondering how to make your neighbors move, I offer you my humble assistance and experience with neighbors from hell! Constant shouting and drama, loud music, revving engines in the small hours, turning other…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":153068,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29637],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-hacks"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29637,"label":"life hacks"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/How-To-Make-Your-Neighbors-Move-27-Brilliant-Ideas-1024x684.jpg",1024,684,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Christine Keller","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/author\/christine\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29637,"name":"life hacks","slug":"life-hacks","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29637,"taxonomy":"category","description":"When life gives you lemons - make lemonade, and allow these life hacks to remind you of your strength, potential, and the right to be happy.","parent":22911,"count":281,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29637,"category_count":281,"category_description":"When life gives you lemons - make lemonade, and allow these life hacks to remind you of your strength, potential, and the right to be happy.","cat_name":"life hacks","category_nicename":"life-hacks","category_parent":22911}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153040\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/153068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}