{"id":153968,"date":"2022-06-21T20:25:59","date_gmt":"2022-06-21T20:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=153968"},"modified":"2022-07-31T22:56:03","modified_gmt":"2022-07-31T22:56:03","slug":"scuse-per-uscire-di-casa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/scuse-per-uscire-di-casa\/","title":{"rendered":"21 migliori scuse per uscire di casa (con esempi)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh no, you need to leave the house, but for some reason, you can\u2019t share the details of where you\u2019re IN REALT\u00c0<\/strong> andare. Si riesce a malapena a sopportare quella sensazione di ansia quando si pensa di dire la verit\u00e0 ai propri genitori, al proprio partner o a qualcun altro.<\/p>\n

Worry not, I won\u2019t dive deeper into it because you have your own reasons you\u2019re doing something (or not).<\/strong><\/p>\n

I\u2019m not here to judge but help you find the best excuses to leave the house because I myself have been in the same situation multiple times.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m a terrible liar by nature, but somehow, I\u2019ve managed to convince others that I\u2019m telling the truth. Sapete come ho fatto?<\/strong> Ho prestato particolare attenzione a ogni singolo dettaglio della mia storia accuratamente concepita.<\/p>\n

I would go through it over and over in my head until I myself started to believe that I was telling the truth. ? (That\u2019s how you know you\u2019re doing it right.)<\/p>\n

Seguitemi per altri consigli su come sgattaiolare fuori!<\/strong> Scherzo. Le migliori scuse per uscire di casa + esempi vi aspettano qui sotto!<\/p>\n

Le migliori scuse per uscire di casa<\/h2>\n

Medical appointments, group projects, going to the gym…<\/em> L'elenco delle scuse perfette per uscire di casa non \u00e8 mai stato cos\u00ec convincente. ? Scegliete la migliore in base alla vostra situazione:<\/p>\n

1. Fare una passeggiata<\/h3>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

Do you know what the most famous sentence in movies is? It\u2019s definitely this one: \u201cHoney, I need to get some fresh air.\u201d And it works every single time!<\/p>\n

Nessuno oserebbe mai sospettare di una persona che ha bisogno di aria fresca.<\/strong> That\u2019s why it\u2019s one of the most famous excuses to leave the house.<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cHey, I\u2019m going for a walk. I really need to get some fresh air.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

2. \u201cI\u2019ve lost my wallet\u201d<\/h3>\n

Oh, no, you\u2019ve lost your wallet?! This is one of the best excuses to get out of the house, but it\u2019s also one of the most challenging. Why? Because you need to be convincing!<\/p>\n

You can\u2019t just say \u201cI\u2019ve lost my wallet\u201d in a plain tone. Bisogna creare un po' di dramma perch\u00e9 gli altri ci credano davvero!<\/strong> ? Pensi di poterlo fare?<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cOMG, I\u2019ve lost my wallet! It must be (the place you last visited).\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

3. Andare al negozio<\/h3>\n

This is a tricky one. Remember that you can\u2019t just tell your parents or partner that you\u2019re going to the store without returning home with something you bought.<\/p>\n

Quindi, la cosa migliore \u00e8 comprare alcune cose necessarie, come gli assorbenti o il rasoio, di cui si ha davvero bisogno al momento.<\/strong> Make it quick, and then go to your real destination while pretending that you\u2019re still in the queue.<\/p>\n

Esempio per quando si parte:<\/strong> \"Hey, I\u2019m going to the store. Do you need anything?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Un esempio per quando tornerete:<\/strong> \"I was stuck in rush hour, and the queue at the grocery store was too long.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

4. Appuntamento medico<\/h3>\n

Is there any better excuse than a doctor or dentist appointment? I bet there isn\u2019t. This can also be a great excuse to leave work early, or you can simply take a sick day.<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cI have an appointment with the dentist\/doctor. This toothache (or some other ache) has been killing me for days.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

5. Costruzione del team<\/h3>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

Se lavorate in un'azienda che organizza abitualmente attivit\u00e0 di team building per i propri dipendenti, potete sfruttare questo aspetto a vostro vantaggio.<\/p>\n

Tell your partner that your company is organizing team-building activities, and you simply can\u2019t miss it.<\/strong> Assicuratevi che un collega che sia anche vostro amico lo confermi.<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cOur boss\/project manager informed us about an upcoming team-building activity. We\u2019ll probably spend the entire day doing (the activities you\u2019ll be doing).\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

6. Un amico ha una situazione di emergenza<\/h3>\n

Emergency situations work every single time because you can\u2019t abandon a friend in trouble, right? No one would ever question you if your friend has an emergency situation.<\/p>\n

Ecco alcuni esempi:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 A friend\u2019s car broke down.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 A friend needs medical help.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 A friend got arrested.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 A friend got locked in the bathroom.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 A friend\u2019s family member needs medical help.<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. Il cane ha bisogno di una lunga passeggiata<\/h3>\n

If you have a dog, then you\u2019re a perfect candidate for this brilliant excuse. If your dog looks bored, then the situation couldn\u2019t be more ideal.<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019m taking (the name of the dog) out for a walk. Just look at how bored he\/she is.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

8. Progetto di gruppo<\/h3>\n

If you need a valid excuse to go out with friends, group projects are your best bet! It\u2019s one of the most valid reasons for sneaking out if you\u2019re a high-school or college student.<\/p>\n

I progetti di gruppo richiedono il contributo di tutto il gruppo.<\/strong> Non potete annullare o lasciare che altri facciano la vostra parte del progetto.<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019ll need to work on a group project today with the rest of my colleagues. The project is about (think of something smart).\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

9. Andare in palestra<\/h3>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

It\u2019s time for a mental health day and some sweating! Pretending that you don\u2019t feel good and need an endorphin boost is always a great excuse to leave the house. However, keep in mind that you\u2019ll need to dress like you\u2019re actually going to the gym.<\/strong><\/p>\n

PRO TIP: On your way back (from wherever you were), sprinkle some water on your T-shirt and head so that it looks like you\u2019ve been sweating.<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cYo, gotta hit the gym because I ain\u2019t feeling well today. I need my exercise boost.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

10. Andare al salone di bellezza<\/h3>\n

The great thing about the beauty salon is that they don\u2019t only do hair there. You can go for a massage, wax, facial, you name it.<\/p>\n

What I\u2019m trying to say is that you don\u2019t need to come home with a new haircut to prove that you\u2019ve been to the beauty salon.<\/strong><\/p>\n

A wax, massage, or other things won\u2019t even be seen, right? That\u2019s why it\u2019s one of the best excuses to leave the house.<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019m going to the beauty salon. Got an appointment for a facial.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

RELATIVO: 25 delle migliori scuse per i succhiotti che si possano usare<\/a><\/p>\n

11. Andare al cinema<\/h3>\n

Un consiglio in pi\u00f9: Assicuratevi di guardare almeno il trailer del film, in modo da poter raccontare la trama se vi chiedono del film.<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cOMG, we\u2019re finally going to the cinema on Friday. I\u2019m so excited about seeing (the name of the movie).\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

12. Your friend\u2019s family needs a helping hand<\/h3>\n

Yup, this excuse is also on the list of good excuses to leave the house because it\u2019s totally valid. If your friend\u2019s family needs a helping hand, who are you to say no to them, right? ?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tomorrow maybe you\u2019ll be the one who needs help, and that\u2019s why friends are there (not only for that, of course).<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cMy friend\u2019s mom needs help lifting heavy boxes of (something).\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

13. \u201cI\u2019ve lost my phone\u201d<\/h3>\n

\"coppia<\/p>\n

Oops, you lost your phone! Make sure that your facial expressions are in tune with the situation. If you lose your phone, you\u2019ll clearly be annoyed and worried about it. Practice in front of the mirror (if needed).<\/p>\n

E s\u00ec, \u00e8 consigliabile mettere il telefono in silenzioso (nel caso in cui inizino a chiamarvi).<\/strong> So, when you find your phone, make sure to make a phone call. Call your parents or partner so that they know \u201cyou found it.\u201d<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cHave you seen my phone? I can\u2019t believe I\u2019ve lost it. I’ll go see if it\u2019s (someplace far away from home).\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

14. \u201cI\u2019ve left something at the park\u201d<\/h3>\n

Per utilizzare questa scusa, \u00e8 necessario recarsi prima al parco. So, when you come back, you can tell your partner or your parents that you\u2019ve left something at the park<\/strong>. Quel qualcosa pu\u00f2 essere qualsiasi cosa. Potrebbe trattarsi di appunti di lavoro, del vostro telefono, o di qualsiasi altra cosa.<\/p>\n

If you\u2019re a high school or college student, you can tell your parents that you left your notebook at the park. Just make sure you come back with one. ?<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cOh no, I\u2019ve left my (something) at the park. Be right back!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

15. Sentire uno strano rumore all'esterno<\/h3>\n

Se pensavate che funzionasse solo nei film, non avete idea di quanto vi sbagliate. Sentire uno strano rumore all'esterno \u00e8 una scusa geniale per uscire di casa.<\/p>\n

Tuttavia, tenete presente che il solo sentire uno strano rumore all'esterno non vi garantir\u00e0 una serata divertente.<\/strong> Ma se avete bisogno di uscire rapidamente di casa, allora funzioner\u00e0.<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cDid you hear that? (*worried face*) Did you hear that strange noise outside? Gotta see what\u2019s going on there! You stay here.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

16. Doppio turno di lavoro<\/h3>\n

Se avete bisogno di scuse facili per uscire di casa la sera, il doppio turno \u00e8 il vostro migliore amico. Assicuratevi solo che il vostro collega lo confermi (nel caso in cui il vostro partner lo menzioni davanti a loro).<\/strong><\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cHoney, I won\u2019t be home tonight. Gotta work a double shift today because (one of your colleagues) is sick.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

17. Studying at a friend\u2019s house<\/h3>\n

\"due<\/p>\n

If you need one of the best excuses to leave the house for a few hours, then studying at a friend\u2019s house will do the job. Also, it would be great if your friend\u2019s parents could confirm it just in case your parents are suspicious about it.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cMom\/dad, I\u2019m going to study at (your friend\u2019s name) house. We have a lot of material to go through, so don\u2019t expect me back anytime soon.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

18. Diventare volontario<\/h3>\n

Tell your loved one or your parents that you decided to become a volunteer. I\u2019m sure they\u2019ll support your decision. A problem might arise if your partner or your parents ask to join you. Well, let\u2019s hope they don\u2019t.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019ve become a volunteer at (the place of volunteering), and today, we have a lot of work to do.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

19. Partecipare a una festa di compleanno<\/h3>\n

You simply cannot miss a birthday party, right? Here\u2019s an idea. It would be great if you had some photos from past birthdays to show your partner or parents the next day.<\/p>\n

Anche postare una storia sui social media per farla vedere solo a loro \u00e8 una buona idea.<\/strong> A sleepover is, of course, inevitable because you got drunk, and it\u2019s not safe to drive like that. ?\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cHey, I\u2019m going to a birthday party tomorrow. My best friend\u2019s sister is throwing a party, and we\u2019re all invited.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

20. Andare a un concerto<\/h3>\n

Good old concerts! Before using this excuse, make sure that the event \u201cyou\u2019re going to\u201d actually exists. Find out about upcoming concerts in your area.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s totally okay if it\u2019s something you don\u2019t usually listen to. You can always say that this one singer or band is your best friend\u2019s favorite of all time.<\/strong> Quindi, lui o lei ha gi\u00e0 comprato i biglietti per voi due.<\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019m going to a concert next week. My friend just told me that he\/she already got tickets, but if you don\u2019t agree, I can tell him\/her to sell mine to someone else.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Of course, they won\u2019t tell you to sell your ticket.<\/p>\n

21. Necessit\u00e0 di andare in biblioteca<\/h3>\n

If you\u2019re a student looking for excuses for sneaking out, the library is your best friend. No one will ever tell you: \u201cNo, you can\u2019t go to the library.\u201d Going to the library means being productive and doing something useful, right? That\u2019s why it always works.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Esempio:<\/strong> \u201cHey, I need to go to the library today. I need to do some research on (a certain topic).\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Vedi anche: 19 migliori scuse per andarsene subito dal lavoro<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

5 consigli extra per uscire di nascosto<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

Questi suggerimenti extra renderanno la vostra esperienza di sgattaiolamento il pi\u00f9 agevole possibile, quindi assicuratevi di memorizzarli tutti:<\/p>\n

1. Pianificare il periodo di assenza<\/h3>\n

If you\u2019re \u201cgoing to a concert,\u201d make sure to go at the appropriate time and day of that concert. If you\u2019re going to the library or store, don\u2019t go when they\u2019re closed. Make it all seem natural, and make sure that you don\u2019t spend half the day \u201cat the store.\u201d<\/p>\n

2. L'importanza del tempismo perfetto<\/h3>\n

If your parents are strict, make sure you tell them that you\u2019re going somewhere when they\u2019re in a good mood. The best time would probably be around dinner when they\u2019re relaxing. Also, don\u2019t say your excuse in the middle of an argument with your partner.<\/p>\n

3. Implement the \u201canger method\u201d if they don\u2019t trust you<\/h3>\n

I don\u2019t know if you\u2019ve ever tried it, but acting angry at those who don\u2019t believe that you\u2019re \u201ctelling the truth\u201d works perfectly. You have every right to feel offended if they question the validity of your statements. Let\u2019s say that you\u2019re doing it for the greater good.<\/p>\n

4. Lasciare una nota (se necessario)<\/h3>\n

If your parents or partner aren\u2019t at home and you need to leave ASAP, just leave a note on the fridge or somewhere else for them to see. Write down \u201cwhere you\u2019ll be\u201d and also write when they can expect you home.<\/p>\n

5. Presentare sempre una prova<\/h3>\n

I agree that it\u2019s not always possible to have proof of your whereabouts, but whenever you can, make sure to present it. For example, if \u201cyou\u2019ve lost your phone,\u201d make sure to call them once you find it.<\/p>\n

Or if \u201cyou\u2019ve gone to the library,\u201d make sure to come back with a book or a few of them. (Your friends can always lend you some.)<\/p>\n

La pratica rende perfetti!<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

You could learn this list of excuses to leave the house by heart, but if you\u2019re not convincing enough, you might not succeed. As always, practice makes perfect.<\/p>\n

The more you use these excuses for sneaking out, the better you\u2019ll get at it.<\/strong> I\u2019m neither supporting you nor judging you. Sometimes a man\u2019s gotta do what a man\u2019s gotta do.<\/p>\n

Inoltre, l'Associazione Americana di Counseling<\/a> reminds us that \u201cwe live in a world where lying has become a fairly common occurrence.\u201d So, who are we to contradict them, right? Cheers! ?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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