{"id":166762,"date":"2024-06-30T10:59:33","date_gmt":"2024-06-30T10:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=166762"},"modified":"2024-09-14T15:59:09","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T15:59:09","slug":"storie-di-vita-reale-sui-peggiori-appuntamenti-di-sempre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/storie-di-vita-reale-sui-peggiori-appuntamenti-di-sempre\/","title":{"rendered":"Dopo aver letto queste storie sui peggiori appuntamenti di sempre ho paura di uscire con qualcuno"},"content":{"rendered":"

I will never forget that date, it was a pure horror and for a few weeks, I was afraid I\u2019d bump into him on the street and la sensazione di disagio mi avrebbe sopraffatto.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I met him on a dating app and looking at his profile picture I thought he seemed like a nice guy. We\u2019ve been chatting for a couple of days and then decided to meet up. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nel momento in cui l'ho visto, Sentivo che c'era qualcosa di sconvolgente in lui, una strana aura, <\/strong>e mi vengono ancora i brividi quando lo ricordo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I won\u2019t go into details but si \u00e8 scoperto che era troppo bizzarro per i miei gusti.<\/strong> Dir\u00f2 solo che gli piaceva schiavit\u00f9 e disciplina<\/em>\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ho pensato che quella data dovesse essere la peggiore di sempre, ma poi ho controllato Reddit. <\/strong>\u2013 an everlasting source of hilarious real-life stories. On subreddit r\/AskReddit<\/a> un utente xxibjt <\/em>ha posto una domanda: \"<\/strong>What is the worst date you\u2019ve been on?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

La maggior parte delle storie trovate nei commenti vi far\u00e0 ridere a crepapelle, ma queste 15 sono le mie preferite:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. \u201cMy name isn\u2019t Steve\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n
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Fonte: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

Questo \u00e8 isterico,<\/strong> Voglio dire che quell'uomo ha passato 45 minuti a far finta di essere Steve, la data della riunione!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. \u201cShe invited her boyfriend too\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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\u201cWorst date I nearly went on? Dropped her a text as I was leaving the house, \u2018on my way, see you in half an hour!\u2019 Response comes back \u2018Cool, see you soon. By the way, <\/em>my boyfriend is coming too, he quite fancies you, hope that’s ok.\u2019<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Needless to say, I turned round, went home, spent the evening watching TV. Hope they had a wonderful time.\u201d \u2013 unwilling_viewer<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Per portare il tuo ragazzo ad un appuntamento con qualcuno?! <\/strong>That\u2019s a quite weird idea, don\u2019t you agree? I mean, what did she have in mind, a coppia<\/em>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. \u201cHe wanted blue-eyed kids\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n
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Fonte: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

I was in convulsions at \u201cransacked distant branches of his family tree\u201d<\/strong> but then it became more hilarious when the other date said she\u2019s not fat! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Un appuntamento con un orgoglioso narcisista<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhen I took the train up from Philly to NYC to see him\u2014not a short trip for a date\u2014the first thing he did upon seeing me was tell me that <\/em>il mio vestito sembrava trash.<\/em><\/strong> Nel giro di dieci minuti mi ha detto di essere un orgoglioso narcisista.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi ha lasciato a met\u00e0 dell'appuntamento per partecipare a una riunione.<\/em><\/strong> Ho dovuto cazzeggiare nel centro di New York senza fare nulla e senza andare da nessuna parte per circa un'ora.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi ha portato su una giostra a Coney Island. Ho paura delle altezze. <\/em>Mi ha riso in faccia quando ho iniziato a piangere.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Per qualche strana ragione \u00e8 rimasto scioccato quando non l'ho pi\u00f9 richiamato dopo quell'appuntamento. La parte peggiore \u00e8 che mi \u00e8 venuta una fottuta bronchite a causa del viaggio e in quel periodo avevo un lavoro estivo MOLTO impegnativo come consulente per le matricole della mia universit\u00e0 e faceva schifo!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

F**k you Andrew, you weirdo.\u201d \u2013 wheniswhy<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hahaha, Andrew, I hope you\u2019ll read this! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Ossessionato da Taco Bell<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI wouldn\u2019t believe it if I didn\u2019t experience it myself, but went out with a vegan who was OBSESSED with Taco Bell and literally refused to speak about anything other than their bean burritos. I asked what part of town he was in, he told me where the nearest Taco Bell was. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I asked \u201cwhat do you do?\u201d and instead of telling me his job like any other person with a shred of normalcy would he answered, \u201cI eat Taco Bell.\u201d It was the most bizarre 20 minutes of my entire life before I finally chugged my drink and ran out of there.\u201d \u2013 thewine<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man\u2019s life revolved around Taco Bell, can you imagine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. La zecca nell'inguine<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Fonte: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

Questo ragazzo ha tendenze all'attaccamento molto malsane. <\/strong>Perch\u00e9 qualcuno dovrebbe portare con s\u00e9 una zecca morta nel portafoglio? Strano!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. \u201cHe told me he was a Pisces\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe talked about his ex a lot and how almost everything he did was because he was a Pisces \ud83d\ude02 I haven’t been on much dates so that’s why it’s not the worst thing that could have happened but this was the worst out of the bunch. It was more just annoying lol.\u201d \u2013 marzbarz2000<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sempre depressi i Pesci, incapaci di andare avanti e di dimenticare gli ex. Lo immaginavo davvero seduto l\u00ec tutto triste,<\/strong> e incolpando il suo segno zodiacale per tutti i suoi inconvenienti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. \u201cShe barely talked\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI asked a coworker out. She believed the man should take charge in everything in the relationship. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi ha fatto scegliere il ristorante, l'ha fatta salire e l'ha accompagnata, ha ordinato per lei, ha portato avanti la conversazione, ha pagato il conto, l'ha accompagnata a casa, e per tutto il tempo si \u00e8 disinteressata di tutto quello che le dicevo. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I texted her I didn’t think we would work out and she sent back \u2018I had a lot of fun what do you mean?\u2019\u201d \u2013 Pm_me_clown_pics3<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

All'inizio pensavo che questo sarebbe stato solo noioso. E poi un colpo di scena inaspettato!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Un appuntamento con tutta la famiglia<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cTinder date, agreed to meet at a local pub. When I arrive, she takes me up to the function room and I get to meet her entire family at her granny\u2019s 75th birthday party.\u201d \u2013 Active-Strawberry-37<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Questa donna non ha perso tempo! <\/strong>Primo appuntamento e incontro con la famiglia di lei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. The car horn won’t stop honking<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Fonte: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

Ho dovuto leggerlo tre volte e scoppiano a ridere ogni volta.<\/strong> Ho avuto una vivida immagine di persone che li fissavano mentre il clacson continuava a suonare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. \u201cA date ended in a car crash\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cTinder date. We had gone to a bar. She drove there, and I took public transit. We each only had two drinks in a two-hour period (I thought that was fine). <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She offered to drop me back at my place. After a few blocks, I could tell she was under the influence. Not too long later, she crashed her car with me in the front seat! Not hard enough for the airbags to pop, but still… <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She rear-ended a guy stopped at a red light. Her entire front bumper just fell off. And the guy she hit literally just shrugged it off. I’ll never forget.\u201d \u2013 adScientist312<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Che finale di appuntamento! E ha bevuto solo due drink. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. \u201cShe had low blood sugar \u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n
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Fonte: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

Questo \u00e8 un po' spaventoso,<\/strong> Voglio dire che \u00e8 stato molto responsabile da parte sua saltare le medicine. Povero ragazzo, \u00e8 stato un appuntamento molto stressante. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. Un appuntamento interrotto da un incendio<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cProbably the one where I got a call from my neighbor mid date telling me that my trash can was on fire.\u201d \u2013 Cwilkes704<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

That must\u2019ve been an unpleasant interruption.<\/strong> Immagino un ragazzo che lascia l'appuntamento e corre a casa sua per spegnere il fuoco.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. <\/em>Un appuntamento in carcere<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe both had to use a phone and were separated by plexiglass.\u201d \u2013 The_Spyre<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

What an unusual place for a date! Just a few words to provoke imagination and you\u2019re thinking: era una donna in prigione o un uomo? <\/strong>Cosa hanno fatto per finire dietro le sbarre? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. <\/em>\u201cTrilateral meet-up\u201d<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWent to see Up with someone I met online. She insisted on bringing her brother with us and the two of them looked at po*n on each others’ phones the whole time.\u201d \u2013 fluffycritter<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un appuntamento molto imbarazzante, immagino un povero ragazzo seduto di fronte a fratelli strani<\/strong> che continuavano a fissare i loro telefoni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When I read these stories, mine doesn\u2019t seem so scary. At all! Ragazza<\/em>, Gli appuntamenti sono un'impresa ardua!<\/strong> Prendetevi cura di voi stessi e assicuratevi di lasciare l'appuntamento se vi sembra strano e scomodo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you wanna read more, here\u2019s the full filo<\/a>:<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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