{"id":1842,"date":"2020-05-27T12:45:02","date_gmt":"2020-05-27T12:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=1842"},"modified":"2021-08-12T10:15:43","modified_gmt":"2021-08-12T10:15:43","slug":"6-cose-che-i-ragazzi-dicono-per-ottenere-i-pantaloni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/6-cose-che-i-ragazzi-dicono-per-ottenere-i-pantaloni\/","title":{"rendered":"6 cose che i ragazzi ti dicono solo per infilarsi nei tuoi pantaloni"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La maggior parte dei ragazzi direbbe praticamente qualsiasi cosa pur di portarti a letto. Di solito, quello che si inventano \u00e8 esilarante, se capite dove vogliono arrivare.<\/p>\n<p>Alcuni di loro dicono queste cose perch\u00e9 sono davvero interessati a voi e sono onesti, ma la maggior parte di essi <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bolde.com\/14-things-guys-will-say-just-get-laid\/\" rel=\"noopener\">inventare un sacco di cazzate solo per scopare<\/a>. (<i>Sorpresa, sorpresa<\/i>)<\/p>\n<p>There are women who can read between the lines and who can see right through those sweet words and smooth actions. These women would be like: \u201cCut the crap and move along\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But, some women fall for those men\u2019s sneaky, \u2018almost perfect\u2019, BS techniques, and who can blame them? It has happened to us all, at least once.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, there are plenty of women who just want to have fun (read: have sex), but nooooo, for guys, \u2018forbidden fruit\u2019 is the sweetest<\/p>\n<p>In altre parole, ci sono ragazzi che si eccitano cercando di fare sesso con donne serie che sono pronte a sistemarsi, che sono pronte a impegnarsi a lungo termine.<\/p>\n<p><b>Guys: Is that your fetish\u2014to sleep with them and dump them?<\/b> <i>Fermatevi, davvero, fermatevi! <\/i><\/p>\n<p>There are plenty of horny, \u2018just-wanna-have-fun\u2019 fish in the sea. Pick one and let the games begin.<\/p>\n<p>E per quanto riguarda le donne che si innamorano di questi uomini e poi se ne pentono, continuate a leggere per vedere fino a che punto gli uomini sono pronti a spingersi solo per <i>ti porta a letto!<\/i><\/p>\n<h2>1. Promettono impegno<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90578\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-and-woman-meeting-in-the-bar.jpg\" alt=\"uomo e donna che si incontrano al bar\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-and-woman-meeting-in-the-bar.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-and-woman-meeting-in-the-bar-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-and-woman-meeting-in-the-bar-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ha! That\u2019s a good one!<\/p>\n<p>Il ragazzo: <i>\u201cBabe, I like you so much, I wanna be with you\u2026but not right now, ok babe? Don\u2019t worry, soon we\u2019re gonna be together\u2026\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>What a load of BS! The next thing you know, you are putting out because you think you love this guy. He is your future everything. And once the \u2018thing\u2019 is done, he disappears from the face of the earth!<\/p>\n<p>You will sooner discover Atlantis than the place where he\u2019s hiding.<\/p>\n<h2>2. Sono d'accordo con tutto ci\u00f2 che dite<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90579\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-in-cafe.jpg\" alt=\"Coppia sorridente che parla in un caff\u00e8\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-in-cafe.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-in-cafe-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-in-cafe-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Provate a farlo qualche volta. Raccontate loro bugie famose e incredibili. Dite loro bugie che sono cos\u00ec ovvie. Cercate di non ridere a crepapelle mentre lo fate.<\/p>\n<p>Tu: <i>\u201cHey, you know my dad went to space?\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Lui:<i> \u201cWoooow, do you have any photos?\u201d<\/i> (Read: invite me over, I don\u2019t care that you\u2019re lying)<\/p>\n<p>Tu: <b><i>#eyeroll #sigh<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Devo andare oltre? Penso che abbiate capito tutto.<\/p>\n<p><i>Cretino <\/i><b><i>ALLARME!<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<h2>3. They know how to use \u2018I love you\u2019<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90574\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-whispering-to-woman-while-holding-glass.jpg\" alt=\"uomo che sussurra a una donna tenendo in mano un bicchiere\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-whispering-to-woman-while-holding-glass.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-whispering-to-woman-while-holding-glass-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-whispering-to-woman-while-holding-glass-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You all know the scenario. You go out, you\u2019re wearing a smoking hot dress, his jaw drops when he sees you.<\/p>\n<p>L'intero appuntamento \u00e8 carico di energia sessuale, con riferimenti sessuali che si sprigionano da voi due come fuochi d'artificio.<\/p>\n<p>You go to his place, horny as hell. You let him get to \u2018first base\u2019 you but he is hoping for the Home Run.<\/p>\n<p>Just when you say \u2018wait\u2019, there he goes with putting on a mask of the sweetest and most caring guy you\u2019ve ever met.<\/p>\n<p>The next thing you hear is whispering in your ear \u2013 <i>I LOVE YOU\u2026 <\/i>Yeah right! Snap out of it, don\u2019t be stupid!<\/p>\n<h2>4. Alcohol is their \u2018best friend\u2019<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90575\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/beautiful-man-and-woman-talking-at-bar.jpg\" alt=\"uomo e donna belli che parlano al bar\" width=\"800\" height=\"542\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/beautiful-man-and-woman-talking-at-bar.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/beautiful-man-and-woman-talking-at-bar-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/beautiful-man-and-woman-talking-at-bar-768x520.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not their intention to get you hammered because, let\u2019s face it, what good are you to them in that stage of drunkenness?<\/p>\n<p>His plan is to get you tipsy\u2014just a few drinks to make you feel as though you may \u2018tip\u2019 over \u2026 right into his bed.<\/p>\n<p>It will get your inhibitions down and his confidence up. If you see his intentions aren\u2019t honorable (usually, they aren\u2019t), quit while you can.<\/p>\n<h2>5. Vi stanno parlando con dolcezza<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90576\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-while-standing-near-house.jpg\" alt=\"Coppia sorridente che parla in piedi vicino alla casa\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-while-standing-near-house.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-while-standing-near-house-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-while-standing-near-house-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Lui:<i> \u201cBabe, you make me feel like I\u2019ve never felt before\u2026\u201d <\/i><b><i>#cutthecrap<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>We all know that in most cases (especially when you have just started seeing each other) this means only one thing\u2014<i>Voglio scopare. <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t let them convince you they get weak in the knees when they see you because this usually happens only when sexual pleasure is involved\u2014big applause to the ones who are an exception to the rule (if there are any).<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t forget, you have to take into consideration the timing when they tell you they have never felt like that before.<\/p>\n<p>If it\u2019s in the middle of the action, on the border between the first and second bases, come on! Get your head out of the sand!<\/p>\n<h2>6. Sono complementari al vostro corpo<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90577\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/young-couple-in-luxury-restaurant.jpg\" alt=\"giovane coppia in un ristorante di lusso\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/young-couple-in-luxury-restaurant.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/young-couple-in-luxury-restaurant-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/young-couple-in-luxury-restaurant-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>C'\u00e8 un ragazzo in piedi davanti a te, eccitato da morire, che ti dice che hai un corpo fantastico. <i>CONTROLLO DELLA REALT\u00c0<\/i>\u2014he is eager to get some and he doesn\u2019t care what you look like. He only cares about the functionality of your \u2018lady parts\u2019. <b>#ruthslap<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Questi sono i loro standard:<\/p>\n<p><i>#1 boobs\u2014checked<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>#2 ass\u2014checked<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>#3 face doesn\u2019t make me want to throw up\u2014checked<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Result\u2014compliment <\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Women, girls, ladies\u2026Don\u2019t let men bullshit you\u2014you are better than that! &nbsp;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-90581 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-724x1024.jpg\" alt=\"6 cose che i ragazzi ti dicono solo per infilarsi nei tuoi pantaloni\" width=\"724\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-724x1024.jpg 724w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-768x1086.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-1086x1536.jpg 1086w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-1448x2048.jpg 1448w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest.jpg 1587w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 724px) 100vw, 724px\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most guys will say pretty much anything just to get you into bed. Usually, what they come up with is hilarious\u2014if you get where they are going with that. Some of them say these things because they are really into you and they are being honest, but most of them come up with loads of&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":90580,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29646],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-understanding-men"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29646,"label":"understanding men"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants.jpg",800,534,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Selma June","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/author\/selmajune\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29646,"name":"understanding men","slug":"understanding-men","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29646,"taxonomy":"category","description":"Wondering about what's going on inside his head? 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