{"id":21948,"date":"2018-08-16T12:36:42","date_gmt":"2018-08-16T12:36:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=21948"},"modified":"2023-09-21T11:21:03","modified_gmt":"2023-09-21T11:21:03","slug":"loroscopo-piu-divertente-e-brutale-per-i-segni-zodiacali","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/loroscopo-piu-divertente-e-brutale-per-i-segni-zodiacali\/","title":{"rendered":"Da LOL a Ouch! I segni zodiacali classificati dal pi\u00f9 divertente al pi\u00f9 selvaggio! \ud83c\udf1f\ud83e\udd23"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Ariete<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

You are one of the funniest zodiac signs, but people don\u2019t see that right away. Only when they spend some time with you and when you relax, they will see how fun to talk to and easy going you are.<\/p>\n

Whenever you talk, everyone else listens, but once you finish half of the joke, people are already rolling around on the floor laughing. You have a talent for telling funny stories, and when you tell some, you never laugh. Maybe that\u2019s why people find it interesting and fun.<\/p>\n

You got used to crap in your life, so there will be a lot of times when you will do something that is not good for you, but you won\u2019t admit it because you are ashamed of people\u2019s reactions. You fall in love pretty easily, so you will have a lot of partners. You will never be able to get over the previous one and fully be in love with the next one, so you will always fight with women.<\/p>\n

Siete amici molto impegnati, quindi i vostri amici si comporteranno in modo protetto e sicuro quando sono con voi. Quando qualcuno vi tocca nei punti sensibili, gli mostrerete il vostro lato pi\u00f9 duro e le vostre corna finiranno probabilmente nel loro sedere.<\/p>\n

2. Toro<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

Siete come le montagne russe delle emozioni, tutto il tempo. A un certo punto sei su, a un altro sei cos\u00ec gi\u00f9 che nessuno pu\u00f2 aiutarti. Ma la cosa pi\u00f9 importante \u00e8 che si trova sempre una via d'uscita.<\/p>\n

Your main characteristic is that you like to exaggerate, so you will tell people that you did something even if you didn\u2019t just to look good in their eyes. For example, you can tell someone that you slept with that hot girl standing at the bar just to show them what you are capable of.<\/p>\n

But in fact, that was the first time you saw that girl. You like to show off because that is what makes you feel good. You are always in a hurry, but in fact, you don\u2019t know where to go. You are energetic, anxious and pushy, and you want to finish things on time.<\/p>\n

Vi piace avere sempre ragione, per cui, se volete, litigate con chiunque. Questo \u00e8 ci\u00f2 che vi appaga e vi fa sentire bene con voi stessi. Siete piuttosto testardi, quindi probabilmente serberete rancore e incolperete gli altri per cose che non hanno mai fatto.<\/p>\n

Ma tutto sommato, hai un cuore puro e pulito e un sorriso da un milione di dollari!<\/p>\n

3. Gemelli<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

Sei una sorta di mix tra filosofo e comico. All'inizio sei piuttosto timido, ma quando conosci le persone che ti circondano, ti rilassi e cominci a raccontare un sacco di cose assurde.<\/p>\n

Siete ansiosi e calmi allo stesso tempo e vi preoccupate sempre delle piccole cose. Litighi con gli anziani senza senso e ti senti bene quando li vedi scappare da te.<\/p>\n

You don\u2019t know how to dance well, so you get drunk at parties, and you look like you are hunting someone in the room. People like you because you are fun and easygoing, but the truth is that you don\u2019t love people\u2014only those who, by your taste smell well.<\/p>\n

You pay attention to personal hygiene, so you will take a shower 3 times a day if needed, but you don\u2019t want people to tell you that you stink. When with women, you think of all the things you will ask them in advance just to make sure that everything goes by plan. You are pretty anxious, and sometimes that is what makes you look so funny but at the same time sweet and positive.<\/p>\n

4. Il cancro<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

Il problema con te \u00e8 che ti cacci sempre nella merda e, invece di raccontarlo ai tuoi amici, ti prendi gioco di te stesso e della tua sfortuna.<\/p>\n

Buon per te che al giorno d'oggi \u00e8 lecito prendersi in giro perch\u00e9 nessuno lo trover\u00e0 strano. Non sei il tipo di persona a cui piace uscire tanto, quindi puoi stare a casa per 2 settimane e divertirti comunque.<\/p>\n

You are also not talented for any sports because you lose your breath even when you climb the stairs. That\u2019s why every day for you is Friday and a Netflix kind of chill, and you enjoy it. You are a good friend, and people often take advantage of that.<\/p>\n

Even if you are the friend who always drives drunk people home, they don\u2019t cherish you for that. Maybe it is the truth that you simply have bad luck and that no matter how much you try, you can\u2019t be happy and relaxed because danger might always come uninvited.<\/p>\n

5. Leone<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

Non \u00e8 ignoto che vi piaccia essere sotto i riflettori ovunque andiate, ma per la maggior parte delle persone questo \u00e8 irritante. Interrompi sempre gli altri mentre parli. Ti accalappi tutte le ragazze anche se ne hai gi\u00e0 una, e fai a gara nel bere birra solo per metterti in mostra davanti a qualche ragazza.<\/p>\n

Ma il problema \u00e8 che sotto sotto c'\u00e8 un ragazzo timido che vuole solo essere apprezzato e accettato. Questo \u00e8 l'unico motivo per cui fa cose come sbattere la porta quando qualcosa non \u00e8 come vuole e comportarsi da duro di fronte ai suoi avversari.<\/p>\n

L'unica cosa importante per voi \u00e8 che piaciate alle persone e che vedano in voi un eroe. Che ci crediate o no, vivete ancora nell'epoca degli eroi che salvano il mondo, e voi vi considerate il principale.<\/p>\n

You don\u2019t think falling in love is important, so you\u2019d rather seduce a couple of girls at the same time, promise eternal love to each one of them, and vanish as soon as you get in their panties.<\/p>\n

6. Vergine<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

La cosa pi\u00f9 divertente di te \u00e8 che sei un maniaco della pulizia! Pulisci anche i luoghi che non sono i tuoi, come i bagni pubblici o i trasporti pubblici.<\/p>\n

You can\u2019t live where it is a lot of dirt, so going for a barbecue in nature is a mission impossible for you. And because of that, your friends laugh at you. They can\u2019t believe that someone is obsessed with cleaning so much. It is like you have an obsessive-compulsive disorder.<\/p>\n

But no matter how much everyone laughs at you, you never stop what you started. You always make sure that you wear underwear, two socks of the same color, and your hair needs to be air-dried every time to prevent damaging. You always take care of yourself, and you can\u2019t relax.<\/p>\n

Ma dovete sapere che troppe preoccupazioni possono mettervi in cattiva luce di fronte agli altri e prosciugarvi completamente. Quindi, sarebbe fantastico se poteste frenare e uscire dalla propria zona di comfort<\/a>. Sono sicuro che vi piacer\u00e0.<\/p>\n

7. Bilancia<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

You are crazy as fuck and whatever you say becomes a hilarious joke! You like to tell jokes about others but about yourself as well. That\u2019s why people like you, and they always spend time with you.<\/p>\n

Your bad side is that you like to tell some white lies which always make you look better than you are. You don\u2019t do that because you are evil but just so people would accept you more easily.<\/p>\n

Quando si sta con le donne, si raccontano loro un po' di cose serie sulle proprie avventure in giro per il mondo, salvando bambini innocenti e vecchiette. Lo fai solo per apparire bello ai loro occhi e per entrare pi\u00f9 facilmente nelle loro mutande.<\/p>\n

Se ci pensi bene, sembra che l'unica cosa che ti tiene in vita sia il sesso con gli sconosciuti e la birra d'importazione. Probabilmente venderesti tua madre per avere la possibilit\u00e0 di avere un bel paio di gambe, e dopo dormiresti come un bambino.<\/p>\n

8. Scorpione<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

The thing about you is that you think that you are funny, but you are actually not. Wherever you tell jokes, people just roll their eyes and leave the room because you tell some things that a child in 2nd grade wouldn\u2019t tell.<\/p>\n

But that is not the reason to not laugh at your own jokes and make others think what the hell is wrong with you. You are pretty relaxed in life, so it doesn\u2019t matter to you if you wear a creased shirt and if your pants are dirty from yesterday\u2019s football game.<\/p>\n

You still think that you are amazing and because of that you have enormous self-esteem which nobody can ruin. With girls, you are pretty honest, and you don\u2019t know to play mind games to bring them into bed.<\/p>\n

Invece, ti usano in tutti i modi possibili, ma tu non pensi mai male di loro perch\u00e9 sei un vero gentiluomo.<\/p>\n

9. Sagittario<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

Quando entrate nella stanza, tutti tacciono perch\u00e9 sanno che direte qualcosa di divertente. Oppure probabilmente inciamperete in qualcosa sul pavimento e cadrete, cos\u00ec riderete anche voi con loro.<\/p>\n

You are so clumsy, and you never even try to work on that. You just go with the flow, and you don\u2019t worry what will happen next.<\/p>\n

Even when you are trying to seduce a woman, you don\u2019t try so much, so there is a chance that you will try to seduce a girl while there is bolognese sauce around your mouth. You think that enjoying life is the most important thing and that you shouldn\u2019t sweat the small stuff.<\/p>\n

You live every day like it is your last, and you don\u2019t regret all the things you did. If you had another chance, you would probably do them in the same way.<\/p>\n

10. Capricorno<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

You don\u2019t like to laugh and to share your \u2018moments\u2019 with others. Instead, you always remain serious, and you keep your mouth shut, looking at others and evaluating them in your head.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s why some people might think of you as a weird guy who just sits in the company of people he never shares anything with. But you have a hard time relaxing in front of strangers, especially when you know that if you say something, it would probably be the dumbest thing ever.<\/p>\n

That happens because you are pretty nervous, and you would like others to like you. So, those who don\u2019t know you can give up on trying to talk to you because all they will get is a cheesy face and a fart because of your anxiousness.<\/p>\n

A volte \u00e8 meglio lasciare le persone in pace piuttosto che spingerle, giusto? Altrimenti possono succedere cose gravi!<\/p>\n

11. Acquario<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

You do whatever you like and you don\u2019t give a damn about what others might think about it. You hobby is singing, and you do it no matter where you are. In most cases, it looks like someone shot you, and you are crying because of the pain.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s why people find you annoying because they see that you don\u2019t think of them at all. You see that you are sometimes annoying as well, but you don\u2019t give a fuck about that. You have a restless spirit ,and if you want to run around naked, you will do that.<\/p>\n

You don\u2019t mind what people might think about you, and you always do things your way. In love you are extremely relaxed, so in most cases, your partner will leave you because you didn\u2019t make enough effort.<\/p>\n

You think that once you find a partner, you don\u2019t need to do anything else, but that way of thinking can sometimes cost you a lot.<\/p>\n

12. Pesci<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

The catch about you is that you want to be funny by telling jokes about sex, but you don\u2019t know that you tell those jokes badly, so you should quit telling them.<\/p>\n

You are always trying to show off to those around you, telling things that didn\u2019t happen. You want others to look at you like at God himself, but you are not doing anything to be the best version of yourself. You don\u2019t know how to keep secrets, so most people find you childish.<\/p>\n

You always say that you will do something, but in the end, you do whatever you want. You have a soft heart for animals, and you suffer when they suffer, but you don\u2019t mind if some people die. You think that it is the way things are supposed to happen, and you just get over it. You are pretty funny by just showing up because you never know how to match your pants with your shirt.<\/p>\n

E la parte migliore \u00e8 che met\u00e0 del vostro sedere si vede ogni volta che vi piegate. S\u00ec, proprio come un idraulico!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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