{"id":29227,"date":"2018-12-03T09:31:16","date_gmt":"2018-12-03T09:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=29227"},"modified":"2021-08-11T10:17:56","modified_gmt":"2021-08-11T10:17:56","slug":"25-segni-innegabili-che-sei-una-mamma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/25-segni-innegabili-che-sei-una-mamma\/","title":{"rendered":"25 segni inconfutabili che sei un mombie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Moms are truly remarkable creatures. They are always on the go and they can\u2019t afford to slow down. Sometimes it\u2019s like they\u2019re Superwoman because they manage to accomplish so much in so little time.<\/span><\/p>\n

Not to mention, wherever they go, there\u2019s a tiny army following them EVERYWHERE. Privacy is a privilege they just can\u2019t seem to afford. But they wouldn\u2019t have it any other way!<\/b><\/p>\n

They have these small, amazing creatures that somehow make everything completely worth it. As hard as it is sometimes, the look in their child\u2019s eyes can make it all go away. They are just too precious to complain about. Somehow, things will always get done.<\/span><\/p>\n

Being a mom is a really tiring job. You have so much on your plate, you have to wake up when they wake up and your day is filled with errands. It\u2019s not unusual to feel like a zombie at times, or better yet, like a real <\/span>mammo<\/i><\/b>!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Here are the clear signs that you have crossed over to Mombieland, from which there is no return. (Just kidding, I\u2019m sure they\u2019ll be 18 in no time!)<\/span><\/p>\n

1. Le mattine senza caff\u00e8 non sono un'opzione. Sono necessarie almeno due tazze di caff\u00e8 nero per arrivare a fine mattinata. Per non parlare di qualche altra tazza nel corso della giornata.<\/p>\n

2. You don\u2019t remember the last time you had less than 2 cups of coffee and don\u2019t see it happening in the near future.<\/p>\n

3. On a bad day, you\u2019ll go through what seems like a whole gallon. Being a mombie is no joke!<\/p>\n

4. When they nap, you nap, but somehow, you wake up even more tired. How is that even possible? I guess luck just isn\u2019t your friend these days.<\/p>\n

5. Lavare i piatti \u00e8 il momento perfetto per perdere la concentrazione. Vi ritrovate letteralmente in un universo completamente diverso, finch\u00e9 le urla provenienti dall'altra stanza non vi riportano alla realt\u00e0.<\/p>\n

6. Guardare i cartoni animati con i vostri figli \u00e8 l'occasione ideale per recuperare un po' di sonno. Ma i bambini raramente ve lo permettono. Devi solo guardare tutto con loro e loro si assicurano che tu lo faccia sempre. Oh, che gioia.<\/p>\n

7. Answering texts has become your worst enemy. You literally forget to get back to anyone. It\u2019s surprising you still have friends really.<\/p>\n

8. You often think that you texted your friend back and you could swear that you did\u2026 but then you remember that you did it in your head. That is how you communicate mostly these days.<\/p>\n

9. Bedtime has become your favorite time. You dream of the moment they all go to sleep and the house is finally quiet. You can hear your thoughts again and have that glass of wine while watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians. What has Kim got herself into today? Let\u2019s find out.<\/p>\n

10. Taking your kids to their grandparents for a sleepover on Fridays has become your salvation! That is your night to just do nothing and relax. You have nobody\u2019s needs to tend to but your own. Ahh\u2026 and it feels damn good.<\/p>\n

11. Il pi\u00f9 delle volte ci si dimentica di mangiare. Dopo aver sfamato tante bocche durante la giornata, ci si dimentica della propria. Cervello di mamma.<\/p>\n

12. When you do eat, you don\u2019t have time to make a big deal about it, you usually eat the leftovers or some of the kids\u2019 snacks. Who has time to eat healthily? And alone? Not you.<\/p>\n

13. Il microonde \u00e8 ormai il vostro migliore amico. \u00c8 cos\u00ec che si prepara la maggior parte dei pranzi al giorno d'oggi. O semplicemente riscaldare la cena dal pranzo! Lunga vita al microonde.<\/p>\n

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14. You just can\u2019t make yourself wash the dishes before bed, so you usually leave it for the following morning. And then when you see it after waking up, you hate yourself that you left it. And it happens almost every day. It\u2019s a vicious circle.<\/p>\n

15. You don\u2019t have time to vacuum nearly as much as you probably should. And even when you do, you just zone out. And who can blame you really!<\/p>\n

16. Netflix is your favorite thing ever. When the house is empty (which happens too rarely) you love bingeing on your favorite shows! It makes you forget what a mombie you\u2019ve become.<\/p>\n

17. Sei sempre cos\u00ec stanca. Ma rimani comunque sveglia pi\u00f9 tardi di quanto vorresti, a guardare Real Housewives. Devi solo sapere quale dramma si sta svolgendo in questo momento. Anche se questo significa svegliarsi come uno zombie.<\/p>\n

18. You\u2019ll stay up late doing anything for yourself, because that is literally the only time when you have time to dedicate to yourself. So you\u2019ll risk rough mornings and you don\u2019t know whether to hate yourself for it or keep doing it.<\/p>\n

19. You don\u2019t have time to be spontaneous in bed anymore with the hubby. You just have a quickie, if that. Fridays, when the kids are at Grandma\u2019s, is when it gets spicy. Other than that, nah.<\/p>\n

20. Ci si addormenta facendo qualsiasi cosa. Che sia guardando la TV, leggendo un libro o con il portatile sulle ginocchia. Siete diventati maestri nell'addormentarvi ovunque e in qualsiasi momento. Ci vuole abilit\u00e0, non tutti sono in grado di farlo.<\/p>\n

21. You start doing the laundry, put it in the machine, then something preoccupies you and you forget to press \u2018Start\u2019. The joys of little kids always calling your name never ceases to amaze you.<\/p>\n

22. You really want to go on a date night with the hubby but when the time comes, all you want is to stay home, cozy under a blanket, and watch TV until you fall asleep. Getting ready seems like so much work and you just don\u2019t feel like it.<\/p>\n

23. Having a night for yourself has become your favorite thing in the world. You don\u2019t feel tempted to go to parties anymore, or even for drinks. Just having some alone time and not having to interact with anybody is what you dream of. One day where it\u2019s just you and your thoughts.<\/p>\n

24. You can\u2019t wait for your kids to leave for school, especially on road trips with the whole class, but when they are actually gone, you miss them! You can\u2019t even explain it. You finally have a few hours for yourself but all you want is to curl up next to them and ask about their day.<\/p>\n

25. You are so sleep-deprived that you don\u2019t even know how you function but somehow, you manage to make it all work. You are amazing at fitting everything into your schedule and you\u2019re proud of yourself for that.<\/p>\n

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