But this phase of every mom\u2019s life has some things that are simply hilarious.<\/p>\n
Ecco l'elenco delle cose pi\u00f9 divertenti che accadono nella vita di una mamma e come le affronta. Restate sintonizzati!<\/p>\n
1. You don\u2019t know when was the last time you went to the toilet alone<\/h2>\n
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Whenever you want to go to the toilet, your kid will probably start screaming because they don\u2019t know where you are.<\/p>\n
When you tell them you are in the toilet, they will ask to get in. And since they are crying, you won\u2019t have any choice other than to bring them in.<\/p>\n
So, in the end, you will catch yourself sitting on a toilet and trying to poop while your child is sitting on the floor and asking: \u201cMom, what are you doing?\u201d Sound familiar?<\/p>\n
2. Andare da solo al supermercato \u00e8 come una vacanza per te<\/h2>\n
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When you are a mom, you won\u2019t be able to go shopping alone because your kids will always want to go with you.<\/p>\n
And even if you already made a list of the things you need to buy, you will forget all about it and run to catch them because they\u2019ve already made a mess in the store.<\/p>\n
In one moment, you realize that the clerk is looking at you like you are the crazy one while you are trying to remove that chocolate from your kid\u2019s mouth while they are screaming.<\/p>\n
3. Non dormirete MAI pi\u00f9 quanto desiderate<\/h2>\n
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La settimana lavorativa \u00e8 stata intensa e finalmente pensate di riuscire a dormire nel fine settimana. Ma non cos\u00ec in fretta, perch\u00e9 i vostri bambini hanno altri piani.<\/p>\n
Even if it is 6 a.m., they\u2019ve decided to get up (they don\u2019t get up so early when they have to go to the kindergarten) and to pull you out of bed because they want some food and a favorite cartoon.<\/p>\n
Pensando che vostro marito potrebbe aiutarvi a risolvere il problema, guardate il suo lato del letto e vi rendete conto che non c'\u00e8 modo di svegliarlo nemmeno se gli sparate un colpo di pistola vicino alla testa.<\/p>\n
In quel momento vi rendete conto che non c'\u00e8 aiuto, che sarete voi ad alzarvi presto questo fine settimana (e tutti gli altri) e che non riuscirete mai a dormire abbastanza. Non c'\u00e8 da stupirsi che le mamme siano sempre cos\u00ec assonnate.<\/p>\n
4. Quando il bambino si addormenta, si pu\u00f2 finalmente respirare.<\/h2>\n
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It is not that you don\u2019t love your child. In fact, there is no person in the world whom you love as much. But sometimes you simply need some time for yourself.<\/p>\n
Cos\u00ec, quando il bambino si addormenta, si ha la sensazione di poter finalmente riposare e avere un po' di pace.<\/p>\n
Nel momento in cui ci si siede sul divano e si accende la TV, per\u00f2, si sentono due piedini che cercano di trovarvi per dirvi che vostro figlio ha sete.<\/p>\n
Then you give your son or daughter some water and put him or her back to bed. In some cases, getting up from bed can happen multiple times, so don\u2019t hope that you will finally be alone.<\/p>\n
5. Uscire con gli amici \u00e8 una missione impossibile<\/h2>\n
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You haven\u2019t spent some quality time with your friends for a long time, and you miss them a lot.<\/p>\n
Il giorno in cui avete programmato di uscire a cena e poi di andare in discoteca, a vostro figlio viene la febbre o gli succede qualcos'altro e siete costretti ad annullare la serata.<\/p>\n
You thought that you will finally have some adult conversation and that you will be able to focus on yourself, but somehow, you find yourself in your child\u2019s bed, being awake all night and checking their body temperature.<\/p>\n
Ma sapete una cosa? Quando quelle manine ti stringono il collo, capisci che ne \u00e8 valsa la pena.<\/p>\n
6. Ascolti solo la musica che ascoltano i tuoi figli<\/h2>\n
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When someone asks you about that new Beyonc\u00e9 song, you stand there looking at them, not believing you didn\u2019t hear it.<\/p>\n
Ma quando ci pensi due volte, ti rendi conto che non c'\u00e8 modo di saperlo perch\u00e9 ascolti solo le canzoni che ascoltano i tuoi figli.<\/p>\n
E non c'\u00e8 da stupirsi se si conoscono tutte le canzoni dei loro cartoni animati piuttosto che qualcosa di interessante per un adulto.<\/p>\n
Welcome to mom\u2019s world!<\/p>\n
7. You don\u2019t know when was the last time you watched a movie<\/h2>\n
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All your friends are talking about that movie, and you are the only person who didn\u2019t watch it. But you have an excuse for that.<\/p>\n
Conoscete tutti i cuccioli della Paw Patrol e ne siete orgogliosi.<\/p>\n
Siete talmente abituati ai cartoni animati che, anche se vostro figlio va a letto, continuate a guardare il suo cartone per mezz'ora dopo.<\/p>\n
Scommetto che ogni mamma si riconoscer\u00e0 in queste cose, vero?<\/p>\n
8. Quando vostro figlio non fa rumore, sapete che non \u00e8 mai un buon segno.<\/h2>\n
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You know that feeling when you are occupied with something in the house, and you don\u2019t hear your child?<\/p>\n
The moment you realize that you think to yourself: \u201cOh fuck, what is he (or she) up to now?\u201d<\/p>\n
And the next thing you see is your sweet girl all covered with your super expensive foundation, smiling at you and asking: \u201cMom, am I pretty?\u201d<\/p>\n
If you don\u2019t lose your cool in a situation like that, you never will because things like this can really bring you to the edge. Isn\u2019t motherhood wonderful?<\/p>\n
9. Il vostro salotto \u00e8 tutto ricoperto di giocattoli<\/h2>\n
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Ricordate il periodo della vostra vita in cui eravate appena sposati e la vostra casa era tutta ordinata e pulita?<\/p>\n
Ogni cosa acquistata aveva il suo posto ed eravate cos\u00ec orgogliosi di voi stessi e della vostra organizzazione.<\/p>\n
\u00c8 stato cos\u00ec bello bere il caff\u00e8 di prima mattina sul vostro nuovo tavolo bianco, guardando in lontananza, in tutta tranquillit\u00e0.<\/p>\n
Then you got kids. Forget that you didn\u2019t have time for your morning coffee\u2014you didn\u2019t have a place to put it on.<\/p>\n
Al posto delle vostre cose sul tavolo ci sono i giocattoli dei Paw Patrol o alcune bambole Barbie, e non c'\u00e8 posto per voi.<\/p>\n
And the process isn\u2019t finished yet! But you love it!<\/p>\n
10. When you go to bed, you don\u2019t fall asleep\u2014you faint<\/h2>\n
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After your regular work and all the things you need to do in the house, you don\u2019t have any energy in the evening.<\/p>\n
You can\u2019t wait to go to bed where you faint due to how tired you are.<\/p>\n
When you realize that you went to work, cooked lunch for your family afterward cleaned everything, helped the kids have a shower, took a shower yourself, prepared things for the next day and then worked to finish a couple of things for your work, you don\u2019t feel good at all.<\/p>\n
A volte vi chiedete dove trovate l'energia per fare tutte quelle cose in un giorno. Poi ti ricordi che sei una mamma e che puoi fare tutto.<\/p>\n
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