{"id":33259,"date":"2019-02-20T08:56:37","date_gmt":"2019-02-20T08:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=33259"},"modified":"2021-08-12T09:55:35","modified_gmt":"2021-08-12T09:55:35","slug":"10-piccole-cose-fastidiose-che-ogni-fidanzato-fa-regolarmente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/10-piccole-cose-fastidiose-che-ogni-fidanzato-fa-regolarmente\/","title":{"rendered":"10 piccole cose fastidiose che ogni fidanzato fa regolarmente"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I fidanzati sono creature davvero strane.<\/p>\n<p>Un momento sono tutti affettuosi, vi riempiono di baci e di attenzioni. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/relationship\/solo-un-vero-uomo-farebbe-questi-8-gesti-romantici\/\">gesti dolci<\/a><\/span>e poi un'altra volta iniziano a fare le loro piccole cose fastidiose, come lasciare i calzini sotto il letto per l'eternit\u00e0, facendovi mettere alla prova la vostra tolleranza.<\/p>\n<p>But, who can blame them? It seems it&#8217;s in their nature to exhibit different traits that make you love them and at the same time hate yourself for loving them.<\/p>\n<p>However, one thing&#8217;s for sure\u2014they will never stop doing those little annoying things, and we&#8217;ll never stop bitching about them.<\/p>\n<p>The only thing that&#8217;s left is to remind ourselves of their silly nature and have a good laugh about it!<\/p>\n<h2>1. Scoregge e rutti su tutti i fronti<\/h2>\n<p>A convenient time for farting and burping doesn&#8217;t exist.<\/p>\n<p>Worst of all is that it is their most amusing fun game that they don&#8217;t have to download to play.<\/p>\n<p>No matter how hard you try to convince them that there\u2019s nothing entertaining about it, they keep being persistent.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes they bring this shit to another level by spreading their silliness when being in public, with you forcing yourself to pretend that you don\u2019t know them. (Unfortunately, you know them pretty well).<\/p>\n<h2>2. Indossa le scarpe mentre si sdraia sul divano<\/h2>\n<p>Trascorre l'intera giornata in scarpe da ginnastica, poi entra con disinvoltura nell'edificio e si sdraia sul divano, sempre con le stesse maledette scarpe da ginnastica.<\/p>\n<p>Voglio dire, \u00e8 cos\u00ec difficile toglierli come il resto dell'umanit\u00e0? Credo che questo rimarr\u00e0 un eterno enigma.<\/p>\n<h2>3. Lascia i calzini sotto il letto o sul pavimento per l'eternit\u00e0.<\/h2>\n<p>Lo stesso vale per i calzini. Lasciare i calzini sotto il letto o sul pavimento non \u00e8 come metterli nel cestino.<\/p>\n<p>Che ci crediate o no, non si lavano magicamente da soli se li lasciate a marcire sul pavimento.<\/p>\n<p>Take off your socks, put them in the hamper, and wear new ones. It\u2019s really as simple as that.<\/p>\n<h2>4. Piatti a base di foglie<\/h2>\n<p>You seriously dare to complain that you don\u2019t have any of your freaking cereal bowls when you know you were voluntarily just piling up dishes in the sink for a whole week?<\/p>\n<p>Per essere pi\u00f9 precisi, li stavate ordinando come se steste giocando a Tetris (e a dire il vero a volte mi stupisce).<\/p>\n<h2>5. Dimentica i piani se vengono fatti qualche sera prima<\/h2>\n<p>Se i piani non vengono annunciati dieci giorni prima dell'evento e ripetuti circa dieci volte ogni giorno, li dimenticher\u00e0.<\/p>\n<p>Whether deliberate or not, it just isn\u2019t fucking fair.<\/p>\n<p>If I can remember every goddamn detail about your game, I\u2019m sure as hell positive that you can try to remember one single thing you\u2019re told to.<\/p>\n<h2>6. Utilizza l'asciugamano<\/h2>\n<p>Davvero? Perch\u00e9 \u00e8 cos\u00ec difficile prestare attenzione e cercare di memorizzare Perch\u00e9 \u00e8 cos\u00ec difficile prestare attenzione e cercare di memorizzare quale asciugamano \u00e8 tuo?<\/p>\n<p>Why would you use my towel, not tell me about it, and reassure me that it\u2019s okay if I wipe my face with the same towel you wiped your ass?<\/p>\n<p>I certainly don\u2019t want my face to smell like your ass because it\u2019s not hygienic (if you\u2019re even familiar with the word).<\/p>\n<h2>7. Remains silent when you&#8217;re pissed off<\/h2>\n<p>If I\u2019m pissed off and you\u2019re being silent, you will make it even worse!<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s no need to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/relationship\/uomini-in-fuga-nelle-prime-fasi\/\">allontanarsi<\/a><\/span> and leave me be because with such behavior, you\u2019ll make me even more pissed off. It\u2019s as simple as that.<\/p>\n<p>Dite qualsiasi cosa, ma non restate in silenzio!<\/p>\n<h2>8. Prende la cosa sbagliata dal negozio<\/h2>\n<p>You ask him to bring soda. He brings milk instead. You\u2019re having a bad period and you need your pads or tampons.<\/p>\n<p>Invece ti porta ogni giorno i salvaslip. In qualche modo, magicamente, riesce sempre a prendere la cosa sbagliata al negozio (senza nemmeno provarci).<\/p>\n<p>E se gli date l'intero elenco, ci sar\u00e0 sempre almeno una cosa che ha letto male.<\/p>\n<h2>9. Doesn&#8217;t notice the mess around him<\/h2>\n<p>Even if he was sitting in a pile of stinky laundry or was encircled with chocolate wrappers, he simply wouldn\u2019t notice the mess around him.<\/p>\n<p>And when you ask him when he\u2019s about to clean the mess, he asks you: \u201cWhat mess?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And then you start questioning your own sanity whether something\u2019s wrong with your glasses (if you wear them) or if he really doesn\u2019t give a shit about it.<\/p>\n<h2>10. Pretends he&#8217;s listening to you<\/h2>\n<p>Why do guys have this tendency to play a video game or do something else and nod at every single word you say to them, and when you ask them about it, they have no idea what you\u2019re talking about?<\/p>\n<p>I mean, if you were not listening just say you were not listening and spare us repeating the same shit over and over again. (I guess we\u2019ll never understand how their silly brains work).<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-33266\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PINTEREST-2019-02-20T095523.392-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PINTEREST-2019-02-20T095523.392-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PINTEREST-2019-02-20T095523.392-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PINTEREST-2019-02-20T095523.392.jpg 467w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boyfriends are really weird creatures. One moment they are all affectionate, showering you with sweet gestures, and then another they start doing their little annoying things like leaving their socks under the bed for eternity, thus making you test your tolerance. But, who can blame them? It seems it&#8217;s in their nature to exhibit different&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":33265,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29622],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-relationship-advice"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29622,"label":"relationship advice"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/apartment-contemporary-couch-269155.jpg",800,571,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy Nicholson","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29622,"name":"relationship advice","slug":"relationship-advice","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29622,"taxonomy":"category","description":"Making all aspects of your relationship work is one of the biggest challenges. 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