{"id":36867,"date":"2019-05-20T10:28:56","date_gmt":"2019-05-20T10:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=36867"},"modified":"2021-08-12T07:48:45","modified_gmt":"2021-08-12T07:48:45","slug":"le-lotte-di-una-ragazza-che-non-e-assolutamente-una-persona-mattiniera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/le-lotte-di-una-ragazza-che-non-e-assolutamente-una-persona-mattiniera\/","title":{"rendered":"Le difficolt\u00e0 di una ragazza che non \u00e8 assolutamente una \"persona mattiniera"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Non sono mai riuscita a capire chi si sveglia presto e lo ama. Di solito hanno un enorme sorriso sul viso mentre io sono ancora mezzo addormentato e mi viene voglia di chiederglielo,<em> \u201cAre you high or something?\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When they say, \u201cGood morning,\u201d all cheery because they had a good night sleep, I really want to say, <em>\u201cI don\u2019t see what so good about it,\u201d<\/em> ma io sopprimo <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/life\/ci-sono-20-tipi-di-ragazze-quale-sei-tu\/\">il mio sarcasmo <\/a>perch\u00e9 in fondo so che non siamo tutti uguali. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Non importa quante ore di sonno riesco a dormire, quando devo alzarmi presto mi mancano sempre quei 5 minuti (ore) in pi\u00f9 per ottenere il riposo e il sonno di bellezza di cui ho bisogno. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you are anything like me, you will definitely relate to all the struggles that someone who is not a \u201cmorning person\u201d faces: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>1. Impostate 5 sveglie sul telefono per svegliarvi e le rimandate tutte. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/shutterstock_1339190525.jpg\" alt=\" Le difficolt\u00e0 di una ragazza che non \u00e8 assolutamente una &quot;persona mattiniera\" class=\"wp-image-36868\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/shutterstock_1339190525.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/shutterstock_1339190525-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/shutterstock_1339190525-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>2. Cambiate il suono della vostra sveglia con il suono delle mani che battono. Per ottenere tutti i riconoscimenti. Te lo meriti per esserti svegliato presto. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>3. Il pensiero di svegliarsi presto vi tiene svegli la notte. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>4.. Quando ci si alza dal letto, si ha voglia di ricaderci. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>5. Vi piace fare una lunga sessione di stretching al mattino mentre maledite la vita per esservi alzati. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>6. Your SO, roommate, or parent is too scared to wake you up because they never know how you\u2019ll react. Plus, its really hard work. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>7. Everyone keeps asking you \u201cWhat is wrong\u201d and \u201cAre you sick?\u201d when they see your morning look. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>8. It\u2019s not about going to bed early, no matter how much time you spent sleeping and dreaming, you can never get enough. <\/strong><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>9. Avete calcolato al minuto l'ora esatta in cui potete dormire senza fare tardi.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>10. Nonostante i vostri calcoli accurati, siete sempre in ritardo. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/shutterstock_249062599.jpg\" alt=\" Le difficolt\u00e0 di una ragazza che non \u00e8 assolutamente una &quot;persona mattiniera\" class=\"wp-image-36869\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/shutterstock_249062599.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/shutterstock_249062599-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/shutterstock_249062599-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>11. It\u2019s not just mornings, you are late after your afternoon naps too. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>12. You don\u2019t feel like saying &#8220;Good morning&#8221; back to people who say it to you. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>13. Non siete responsabili delle vostre azioni finch\u00e9 non prendete il caff\u00e8 del mattino. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>14. La caffeina \u00e8 il vostro <\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/horoscope\/rivelata-la-piu-grande-dipendenza-di-ogni-segno-zodiacale\/\"><strong>farmaco di scelta<\/strong><\/a><strong>. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>15. Volete che tutto il lavoro e gli altri obblighi siano nel pomeriggio, perch\u00e9 dormire fino a mezzogiorno \u00e8 il primo dei vostri desideri. 1 della vostra lista dei desideri. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>16. Il correttore \u00e8 un elemento indispensabile nel vostro kit di trucco perch\u00e9 le borse sotto gli occhi fanno paura. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>17. You\u2019ve accepted the fact that you will never be a happy and energized morning person and you are more than okay with that. <\/strong><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/PINTEREST-2019-05-20T122034.447-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Le difficolt\u00e0 di una ragazza che non \u00e8 assolutamente una &quot;persona mattiniera\" class=\"wp-image-36872\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/PINTEREST-2019-05-20T122034.447-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/PINTEREST-2019-05-20T122034.447-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/PINTEREST-2019-05-20T122034.447.jpg 467w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I could never get people who wake up early and love it. The usually wear huge smiles on their faces while I am still half asleep and I just feel like asking them, \u201cAre you high or something?\u201d When they say, \u201cGood morning,\u201d all cheery because they had a good night sleep, I really want&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":36871,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29619],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stories-love"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29619,"label":"stories"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/shutterstock_334068161.jpg",800,510,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Tara Brown","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/author\/tara-brown\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29619,"name":"stories","slug":"stories-love","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29619,"taxonomy":"category","description":"To all the souls struggling with complicated love experiences: These heartfelt stories about love, heartbreak, and moving on will be your voice of wisdom.","parent":38,"count":424,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29619,"category_count":424,"category_description":"To all the souls struggling with complicated love experiences: These heartfelt stories about love, heartbreak, and moving on will be your voice of wisdom.","cat_name":"stories","category_nicename":"stories-love","category_parent":38}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36867"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36867\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/36871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}