{"id":56970,"date":"2020-04-06T21:03:17","date_gmt":"2020-04-06T21:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=56970"},"modified":"2022-06-22T23:10:12","modified_gmt":"2022-06-22T23:10:12","slug":"130-biografie-divertenti-su-tinder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/130-biografie-divertenti-su-tinder\/","title":{"rendered":"130 divertenti biografie su Tinder che vorrete scorrere a destra (o rubare)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Alla ricerca di <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">biografie divertenti su Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">? Non cercate altro, ma preparatevi a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">strisciamento a destra<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Incontri online<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> has become the most popular way of meeting new people and at the same time, it&#8217;s one of the biggest sources of pure fun! And one of those ultra-fun <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">app di incontri<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00e8 Tinder!&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If you&#8217;re already using it, you probably know how things function there but if you&#8217;re on this <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">sito di incontri<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> per il <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">prima volta<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, here&#8217;s a short intro: <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tu <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">strisciare a sinistra<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> se si vuole respingere una certa persona o si vuole <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">strisciamento a destra<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> if you want to show an interest in matching. (Don&#8217;t worry, you do this anonymously.)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And if the same person also swipes right on you, then you&#8217;re a match and you can start chatting!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58492 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-smartphone.jpg\" alt=\"donna con rossetto rosso che usa lo smartphone a letto\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-smartphone.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-smartphone-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-smartphone-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Per coloro che conoscono gi\u00e0 il funzionamento di Tinder, mi scuso per questa piccola digressione.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Quindi, potremmo dire che <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Profili Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> work on the principle of catching people\u2019s attention with either your <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">immagine del profilo<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, una piccola bio o interessi comuni.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Si dice che un'immagine valga pi\u00f9 di mille parole, ma una <\/b><b>biografia divertente su Tinder<\/b><b> vale ancora di pi\u00f9!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In un mare di Tinder <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">profili di incontri<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, quelli con un <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/life\/10-motivi-per-cui-il-senso-dellumorismo-e-la-qualita-piu-sexy-che-si-possa-avere\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">senso dell'umorismo<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> sono sempre inestimabili e <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">strisciare<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> senza pensarci troppo, ci viene naturale.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In case you&#8217;re wondering why, just imagine the most boring bio in the world, something like this: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hello, I&#8217;m Samantha\/Robert and in my free time, I enjoy <\/span><\/i><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">lunghe passeggiate<\/span><\/i><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> e la cucina.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58493 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-the-street.jpg\" alt=\"donna in piedi davanti a una tapparella verde\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-the-street.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-the-street-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-the-street-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ora immaginate come sarebbe frequentare o andare in giro per un <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">primo appuntamento<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> con una persona come questa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Si ha immediatamente l'impressione che la persona non sia davvero divertente e, in base alla sua biografia noiosa, la si inserisce nella categoria delle persone noiose.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Questi tipi di biografie possono essere un <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">spegnimento<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> ad alcune potenziali corrispondenze, quindi \u00e8 meglio evitarle.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Volete che un potenziale interlocutore rida a crepapelle subito dopo aver visto il vostro <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">biografia divertente su Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> perch\u00e9 questo vi classifica come una persona divertente, rilassata e che non si prende troppo sul serio.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And who wouldn&#8217;t want to <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">strisciamento a destra<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> e frequentare una persona del genere?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58496 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-smiling-1.jpg\" alt=\"donna con collana che si tocca i capelli e sorride\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-smiling-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-smiling-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-smiling-1-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It&#8217;s in our nature to be drawn to people who can give us a good laugh, either with a hilarious pic or a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">biografia divertente<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> perch\u00e9 ridere vuol dire divertirsi e ridere \u00e8 ci\u00f2 che rende <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/relationship\/incontri-online-come-riconoscere-il-pericolo\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">incontri online<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Grande!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So, yeah, we should keep that one in mind. After all, it&#8217;s not a coincidence that <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Utenti di Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> con <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Esilaranti profili Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> sono quelli <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">TRENDING<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Their \u2018<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Su di me<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2019 sections are funny, witty and most importantly, they are great <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">spunti di conversazione<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Una cosa \u00e8 certa: il seguente <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">profili Tinder divertenti<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> vi faranno morire dal ridere! E vorrete passare il dito a destra su di loro o rubarli (o fare entrambe le cose).&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>BIOGRAFIE DIVERTENTI SU TINDER<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-56989 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/smartphone-on-table.jpg\" alt=\"iPhone nero su superficie blu\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/smartphone-on-table.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/smartphone-on-table-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/smartphone-on-table-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Questi <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">esempi di biografie divertenti<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> non solo vi faranno ridere, ma saranno anche un'ottima fonte d'ispirazione per inventare i vostri <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/biografia-di-una-parola-per-instagram\/\">idee bio<\/a>!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Per facilitarvi la navigazione tra tutte queste <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Le biografie pi\u00f9 divertenti di Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Le ho suddivise nelle seguenti sezioni:<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>Bios divertenti su Tinder<\/b><b> Per le ragazze&nbsp;<\/b><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>Bios divertenti su Tinder<\/b><b> Per i ragazzi<\/b><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>Bios divertenti su Tinder<\/b><b> Per ragazzi e ragazze<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(So, let&#8217;s get the party started!)<\/span><\/p>\n<h3>Bios divertenti per ragazze su Tinder<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-56978 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-with-phone.jpg\" alt=\"donna seduta su una sedia davanti a un tavolo con il telefono in mano\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-with-phone.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-with-phone-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-with-phone-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1. &#8220;I\u2019m grown but not grown, grown. Which means I know how to ride a d*ck but I\u2019m still not sure how taxes work.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2. &#8220;Spitters are quitters.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">3. &#8220;Let\u2019s have a who\u2019s better in bed contest. I\u2019m hoping to be a sore loser.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">4. &#8220;Today I learned the average person has eight different sexual partners in their lifetime. Today I also learned I am a whore.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5. &#8220;Literally just want a shag, why else would I have Tinder and my first picture be me in a bikini.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">6. &#8220;I\u2019ve got fake tits and a fake personality. But who cares because let\u2019s be honest, you\u2019re gonna <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">strisciamento a destra<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> cos I\u2019m fit.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">7. &#8220;My superpower is that I don\u2019t have a gag reflex. At first, when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">8. &#8220;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sesso a tre<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">? No thanks\u2026 If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I\u2019d have dinner with my parents.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-57942 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/woman-outdoor-1.jpg\" alt=\"donna con occhiali da sole neri davanti a un graffito\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/woman-outdoor-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/woman-outdoor-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/woman-outdoor-1-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">9. &#8220;Don\u2019t ask me to \u2018send some pics\u2019. Take me out on a date, buy me some food and try to get me naked at the end like a f*cking gentleman.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">10. &#8220;500 characters isn\u2019t really enough to demonstrate my wit and intelligence so just look at my banging cleavage for now.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">11. &#8220;Gonna get tattoos of dogs on my arms and then get really buff so when I am a fly cutie I can be like, \u2018Excuse me but do you know where a vet is because I\u2019ve got some SICK PUPPIES?\u2019 and then I\u2019ll flex so hard my shirt sleeves rip and they\u2019ll blown away by my arms, my devotion to dogs and my sense of humor.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">12. &#8220;If you want a whore, give me $2; if you want a queen, you\u2019ve come to the wrong place.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">13. &#8220;Carefully written, fact-checked essay in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58501 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-on-bed.jpg\" alt=\"donna in felpa e calze sdraiata sul letto\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-on-bed.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-on-bed-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-on-bed-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">14. &#8220;I\u2019m just going to answer the question for you: yes, they are real.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">15. &#8220;Your parents will love me but your neighbors won\u2019t.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">16. &#8220;Have \u2018W\u2019 tattooed on both ass cheeks so when I bend over naked, people say wow.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">17. &#8220;Carolina V 2.0 Tinder Edition updates:<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; minor bug fixes<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; improved selection algorithm<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; new pictures (bikini pic added)<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; performance enhancements: summer tan<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; multilingual support.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">18. &#8220;I\u2019m all of like two feet tall. Hope you like <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/friendship\/11-motivi-per-cui-avete-assolutamente-bisogno-di-un-migliore-amico-sarcastico\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">sarcasmo<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and being insulted. If you\u2019re wondering why I\u2019m so funny, it\u2019s because I used to be fat.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">19. &#8220;I\u2019m here to take exams and suck di*k. And I\u2019ve already failed all my exams sooooo.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-56984 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-in-bar.jpg\" alt=\"Giovane ragazza che beve caff\u00e8 e usa l&#039;iphone\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-in-bar.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-in-bar-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-in-bar-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">20. &#8220;You can use me to get to my mom.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">21. &#8220;Let\u2019s be honest; I\u2019m on Tinder and my first picture is of me in a bikini. I\u2019m not looking for a relationship or a friend.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">22. &#8220;I\u2019m on Tinder to make friends the same way I\u2019m on Pornhub to see the plumber repair the sink.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">23. &#8220;I\u2019m counting on your standards being lower than mine.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Una semplice sinossi di me stesso:<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; Daddy issues<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; Rapidly declining <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/life\/50-citazioni-ispirate-allautostima-che-aumenteranno-la-fiducia-in-se-stessi-ogni-giorno\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">autostima<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; Overly possessive and jealous<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; Drama queen<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; Gold-digger.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">24. &#8220;I\u2019ll have your friends hating me while I control every aspect of your life. What are you waiting for?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">25. &#8220;If you can eat more McDonald\u2019s cheeseburgers than me then I\u2019ll suck your d*ck.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58507 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-sunglasses.jpg\" alt=\"donna in bralette blu con occhiali da sole in mano\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-sunglasses.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-sunglasses-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-sunglasses-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Vedi anche: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/entertainment\/didascalie-instagram-800-citazioni-piu-epiche-per-le-tue-foto\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Didascalie di Instagram: 800+ citazioni pi\u00f9 epiche per le vostre foto<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">26. &#8220;Half-Filipino, Half-German, Physics major. I like laughing, dogs, lots of food, beer, outdoor activities and adventures. My fairy tale prince is somebody who is tall, nice and is willing to be roofied and anally penetrated by the second date. I can be a handful, topped with sarcasm and sprinkles of bullshit.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">27. &#8220;I have no emotional attachment to sex.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">28. &#8220;2nd year psychology student, so I\u2019ll get in your head before giving you head. Love partying and outdoorsy stuff. Gymnast, so I\u2019m flexible (draw your own conclusions).&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">29. &#8220;Reasons to <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">strisciamento a destra<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and wife me&#8230;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 1. Non ho il riflesso gastrico<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 2. Fornire piacere sessuale ogni volta che viene richiesto<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 3. Amo la pulizia<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 4. Sono in grado di cucinare pasti adatti alle vostre esigenze dietetiche.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 5. Don\u2019t ask questions unless \u2018Are you hungry?\u2019 or, \u2018Can I sit on it?\u2019<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 6. When you\u2019re out with mates, I won\u2019t call or text unless it\u2019s dirty <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfie<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> o richieste di cena<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 7. I\u2019ll wake you up by performing oral sex<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 8. La mia priorit\u00e0 n. 1 \u00e8 la vostra felicit\u00e0 e il vostro benessere<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 9. Parlare solo se interpellati<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 10. Ingoio<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Passare il dito a destra<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">30. &#8220;If you can\u2019t handle me at my worst, then leave because I don\u2019t have a best. I\u2019m always awful.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58515 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-standing-on-grass.jpg\" alt=\"donna in crop top bianco che tocca i capelli\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-standing-on-grass.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-standing-on-grass-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-standing-on-grass-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">31. &#8220;Just your typical docile, subservient oriental girl wanting to help quell a white boy\u2019s yellow fever.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">32. &#8220;I know men only think with their penises but I\u2019m not afraid to blow your mind.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">33. &#8220;Our relationship should be like a Nintendo 64\u2013classic, fun to spend hours with and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">34. &#8220;If you like protein shakes and getting caught at the gym, if you\u2019re not into CrossFit, if you have half a brain, if you like making gains at midnight, while curling in the squat rack, I\u2019m the love that you\u2019ve looked for, message me and be swole m8.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">35. &#8220;It\u2019s Tinder, let\u2019s be real, you just want my tits.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58527 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-laughing-1.jpg\" alt=\"donna con capelli rossi che ride all&#039;aperto\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-laughing-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-laughing-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-laughing-1-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">36. &#8220;I don\u2019t know who you are. I don\u2019t know what you want. If you are looking for a relationship. I can tell you I don\u2019t have money. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long sexual career. Skills that make me a dream for people like you. If you <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">strisciare a sinistra<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> now that\u2019ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">strisciamento a destra<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, I will match with you, I will flirt with you and I will f**k you.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">37. &#8220;I hunt, fish, critique porn and thoroughly enjoy getting stoned in the woods with Mary Jane and Jack. I can nail an arrow in the back of your skull at over 100 yards. I can cook like Martha and swallow like Kim K. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Passare il dito a destra<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">38. &#8220;Let\u2019s recreate The Human Centipede and sew your mouth to my butthole. PS: all I eat is mozzarella sticks, Doritos and di*k.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58528 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-forest.jpg\" alt=\"donna con cappello nero che sorride nella foresta\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-forest.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-forest-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-forest-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">39. &#8220;I\u2019m not the type of girl you have to hold in farts for but rather the type of girl you want to hold in farts for.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">40. &#8220;Don\u2019t judge me on my age. I just want a guy to buy me flowers, send me a million cute texts and call me mine. I\u2019ll make you food so wife me up.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">41. &#8220;I\u2019ve learned that men have two emotions: hungry and horny\u2026 If I see you without an erection, I\u2019ll make you a sandwich.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">42. &#8220;Looking for a guy who will pick me over beer.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">43. &#8220;I just want some 80\u2019s movie romance. That\u2019s it. I swear I\u2019m not that hard to please. Just be John Cusack outside my window with a boombox.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">44. &#8220;Gag reflex as absent as my father figure.&#8221;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Vedi anche: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/entertainment\/didascalie-di-cibo-176-migliori-didascalie-di-cibo-per-instagram\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Didascalie del cibo - 176 migliori didascalie per il vostro Instagram<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58529 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-sitting-on-sidewalk.jpg\" alt=\"donna seduta sul marciapiede che tiene in mano uno smartphone e sorride \" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-sitting-on-sidewalk.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-sitting-on-sidewalk-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-sitting-on-sidewalk-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">45. &#8220;I\u2019m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him if he\u2019s going to eat the rest of that pizza.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">46. &#8220;Kinda girl you would take home to your mom but would blow you on the way there.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">47. &#8220;If you\u2019re good, I\u2019ll send nudes.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">48. &#8220;Current relationship status: <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Made dinner for two. Ate both.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">49. &#8220;My nickname is Gillette because I\u2019m the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">50. &#8220;I\u2019ll make you dessert; if you don\u2019t like it, there is always me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58530 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/portrait-of-woman-1.jpg\" alt=\"donna con i capelli color ombra e gli occhi azzurri\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/portrait-of-woman-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/portrait-of-woman-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/portrait-of-woman-1-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">51. &#8220;The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I\u2019m singing Fergalicious and it\u2019s at the part where she says, \u2018I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness, he\u2019s my witness,\u2019 I can point to him and he\u2019ll do the little, \u2018wooOOH\u2019 part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it\u2019s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">52. &#8220;Tessticles (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">haha that\u2019s Tinder gold!<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">). Specchio <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfie<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, rig shots and roid monkeys need not apply.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">53. &#8220;I can\u2019t afford a vibrator, so here we are.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">54. &#8220;Horseback rider. Dog owner. Photographer. Aspiring gym rat. If your dog is cute, I\u2019ll probably look through your photos twice and I\u2019ll still kiss you after you give me a rim job and I do a lot of yoga.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">55. &#8220;I\u2019d like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much I could lick off before my peanut butter allergy killed me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58531 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/girl-holding-glasses.jpg\" alt=\"ragazza con due chignon che porta gli occhiali\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/girl-holding-glasses.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/girl-holding-glasses-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/girl-holding-glasses-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">56. &#8220;I just wanna make out, cuddle in baggy clothes while watching movies and I dunno, maybe put my hand down your pants\u2026 It\u2019s whatever\u2026&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">57. &#8220;A kiss makes my whole day but anal makes my hole weak.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">58. &#8220;On our <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/horoscope\/come-conquistarlo-al-primo-appuntamento-in-base-al-suo-segno-zodiacale\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">primo appuntamento<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, I will carve our initials into a tree. It\u2019s the most romantic way of letting you know I have a knife.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">59. &#8220;Hi, I\u2019m here for a boring time. I\u2019m looking for a long-term relationship, probably involving a lot of hard work and hardly any sex. I\u2019m emotional, stubborn and always right. I like to pick the movies and if you don\u2019t let me, I\u2019ll tell everyone you beat me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">60. &#8220;There\u2019s red wine girls and white wine girls. Say hi to the whiskey girl.&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\n<b><\/b><\/p>\n<h3>Bios divertenti per ragazzi su Tinder<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-56980 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-with-phone.jpg\" alt=\"uomo con orologio che usa il cellulare\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-with-phone.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-with-phone-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-with-phone-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">61.&nbsp; &#8220;I work for the government so you know I\u2019ll f**k you hard.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">62.&nbsp; &#8220;My perfect date? I pick you up at 8 for half-priced apps at the Bees. We get there to find out half-price doesn\u2019t start until 9. You offer to wait but I say it\u2019s fine. We get our food. I say you look pretty. \u2018What?\u2019 I say I\u2019m kinda chilly. You agree. I offer to go to the movies but you are tired\/have to do laundry. I take you home and awkwardly hug you in your driveway. I go home and <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tweet<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> about finding true love. I get two favorites and a reply calling me a \u2018fagit\u2019. The perfect date.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">63. &#8220;Things you need to know <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">su di me<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. First off, if we go out, you\u2019re paying. Not just for me but for my wife if she shows up. And she\u2019s a drinker. Sex isn\u2019t guaranteed after that. If I\u2019m interested, I\u2019ll place my underpants on the table. Fold them in three and place them in your handbag. Return them washed and we will consummate passionately. I dislike women who aren\u2019t shallow. A plus if you wear my mom\u2019s perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left. I\u2019m 6ft&amp;4inches. Those are 2 measurements.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58534 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-smiling-1.jpg\" alt=\"uomo sorridente che indossa una polo rossa\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-smiling-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-smiling-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-smiling-1-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">64. &#8220;Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence. Because if she doesn\u2019t have that, she\u2019s mine.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">65. &#8220;I keep 300 heifers satisfied every day, looking to make that 301.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">66. &#8220;Medium-small penis. Extra-large personality.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">67. &#8220;I\u2019m the puppy. You can also find me on Sniffr (it\u2019s like Tinder but for dogs).&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">68. &#8220;English<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Un comico terribile<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">6ft \u2013 perfect big spoon<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zio<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Buon cuoco<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Amante degli animali<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Vincitore di un concorso di bellezza nel Monopoly<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Proprietario dell'auto<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Buon fischiatore<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Frequentatore di palestre<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ammazza-ragno<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Abituale di Disney World<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I migliori capelli dove lavoro<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Due cani in costume umano<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5 Stars: \u2018A perfect gentleman\u2019 \u2013 Anonymous Tinder woman<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5 Stars: \u2018Made 50 Shades of Grey seem as tame as the Teletubbies\u2019 \u2013 Anonymous Tinder woman<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1 Star: \u2018Stop asking me for a review you weirdo\u2019 \u2013 Anonymous Tinder woman<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5 Stars: \u2018So sweet\u2019 \u2013 Mark\u2019s mum.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-57950 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-outdoor.jpg\" alt=\"uomo che indossa una maglietta marrone con scollo a V nella foresta\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-outdoor.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-outdoor-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-outdoor-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">69. &#8220;Sooo you\u2019re looking for \u2018the one\u2019 huh? You\u2019ll find him\u2026 but you\u2019ll be so sexually starved when you do that you\u2019ll fu*k him on the <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">primo appuntamento<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, he will lose interest, the sweet texts will stop and you\u2019ll be all alone with your pizza rolls <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">strisciare<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> left and right again while he dates someone who\u2019s challenging enough to keep his interest for longer than a weekend.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We can break that cycle \u2013 together.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I will save you. I will fu*k you so you don\u2019t fu*k it up with Mr. Right. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Passare il dito a destra<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> for a hero!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">70. &#8220;I have an AMD graphics card, so you can say I\u2019m used to things getting hot quickly. I\u2019ll definitely get you to POST.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">71. &#8220;I\u2019m not good at taking off bras so don\u2019t worry, I won\u2019t ask you for casual sex.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">72. &#8220;Two things I don\u2019t fuck with: rattlesnakes and condoms.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58537 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-sunglasses.jpg\" alt=\"uomo con giacca nera con zip che indossa occhiali da sole\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-sunglasses.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-sunglasses-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-sunglasses-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">73. &#8220;You could be my future ex-wife.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">74. &#8220;I\u2019ll treat you like a Disney princess on the streets and a porn princess between the sheets.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">75. &#8220;To the girls over 30: I\u2019m an anaesthesiologist looking to start a family. To the girls under 30: I\u2019m hung and breed Labrador pups.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">76. &#8220;I asked my yoga teacher if she could teach me to do the splits, she said, \u2018How flexible are you?\u2019 I said, \u2018I can\u2019t do Tuesdays.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">77. &#8220;Recently broke up with my girlfriend because she didn\u2019t like how I take my coffee. I like my coffee the same way I like my women. Without other people\u2019s di*k in it.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58546 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-with-beard.jpg\" alt=\"uomo con giacca blu con zip in piedi accanto a un muro bianco\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-with-beard.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-with-beard-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-with-beard-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">78. &#8220;I\u2019m looking for a girl who is super mean. She also has to be really <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/relationship\/15-tratti-che-definiscono-la-fidanzata-appiccicosa-sbarazzarsene\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">appiccicoso<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> e geloso. Preferisco le donne che parlano molto del loro ex e che amano la loro bellezza. Nel tempo libero, mi piace togliermi la maglietta e prendere <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfie<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. I\u2019m super in shape thanks to my strict diet of Mountain Dew and Twizzlers. We\u2019re a Twizzler family, Red Vines have no place in my home. I work nights fighting crime. I\u2019m not saying I\u2019m Batman but I am saying no one has seen the Riddler in Austin, Texas.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">79. &#8220;Hello Ladies,<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Look at the last guy you matched, now back to me, now back to the last guy you matched, now back to me. Sadly, he isn\u2019t me but if he stopped leaving his bio blank and had better pictures, he could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You\u2019re on Tinder with the man of your dreams. What\u2019s in your hand, back to me. I have it. It\u2019s a pizza with your favorite toppings on it. Look again, the pizza is now your favorite dog. Anything\u2019s possible when you match me on Tinder.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-56986 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-at-bar.jpg\" alt=\"uomo sorridente con in mano uno smartphone\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-at-bar.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-at-bar-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-at-bar-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">80. &#8220;Have you ever said, \u2018F**k the police,\u2019? Well now\u2019s your chance.&#8221;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Vedi anche: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/life\/250-biografie-instagram-carine-e-dispirazione-per-ogni-ragazza\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">250 biografie di Instagram carine e ispirate per ogni ragazza<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">81. &#8220;73% gentleman. 27% rogue.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">82. \u201cI am a rocket scientist. I\u2019ve appeared on the cover of GQ \u2013 twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I\u2019m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping Mai Tais\u2026 shaken, not stirred. Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good Mai Tai and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class. Message me for more straight talk and I\u2019ll send you FB links, photos of science fair trophies and much MUCH more\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">83. &#8220;Taller than you in heels. Love positive people, quirks, good wine, Italian food, tense movies, live music, decadence. Open to most things but let\u2019s start with a casual date.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58550 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-outdoor.jpg\" alt=\"uomo con giacca di jeans blu all&#039;aperto\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-outdoor.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-outdoor-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-outdoor-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">84. &#8220;Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">85. &#8220;I\u2019m actually looking for the one girl who dislikes to laugh and hates good music. Bonus points if you dislike the outdoors. If I ever find myself face to face with a Tinder then I\u2019m likely in trouble so drop the camera and GET HELP! I\u2019m 6\u20191 so please be taller than me in heels.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">86. &#8220;Everyone deserves a chance, so do I.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">87. &#8220;If our conversations don\u2019t bang, neither will our genitals.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">88. &#8220;Don\u2019t know why Tinder thinks I\u2019m 18. I\u2019m actually 30.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">89. \u201c<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Netflix<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and chill? More like intense intellectual conversation and then rough sex.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">90. &#8220;One like you have never had before.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-57952 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-near-wall.jpg\" alt=\"uomo con giacca di jeans blu in piedi accanto a una superficie arancione\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-near-wall.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-near-wall-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-near-wall-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">91. &#8220;Just doing this because my girlfriend did. She said it doesn\u2019t mean anything. Message the shit out of me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">92. &#8220;Two reasons to date me:<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1. Because you\u2019d be the good-looking one<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2. Please.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">93. &#8220;Hit me up with 1 for a cheesy <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">linea di rimorchio<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, 2 for a dad joke.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">94. &#8220;So here\u2019s how this will go:<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We\u2019ll exchange punny <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">frasi per rimorchiare<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019ll make small talk, you will mention the puppy<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pretty sure it\u2019ll get <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">civettuolo<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Eventually, you\u2019ll send me your number<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Rischiando tutto, ti chiedo di uscire e tu dici di s\u00ec<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I wasn\u2019t expecting to get this far<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Good chance we\u2019ll get drunk at a party or bar<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Vuoi scegliere cosa succeder\u00e0 dopo?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Then go and read the first letter of each line.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58553 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-laughing.jpg\" alt=\"uomo che indossa occhiali da sole neri e ride\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-laughing.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-laughing-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-laughing-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">95. &#8220;I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">96. &#8220;I like <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">lunghe passeggiate<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I\u2019m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy\u2019s parking lot.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">97. &#8220;If you say nothing that means it\u2019s a yes.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">98. &#8220;For the love of God, someone please date me so I can stop taking my mom to costume parties.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">99. &#8220;Honestly, I\u2019m just here looking for my parents. They disappeared one night a few years ago and I heard I might be able to find them here. Please contact me if you have any pertinent information.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">100.&#8221;Last time I was someone\u2019s type I was donating blood.&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\n<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><strong>Vedi anche: <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/i-migliori-apripista-di-tinder\/\">I 200 migliori apripista di Tinder e i consigli per crearne di propri<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h3>Bios divertenti su Tinder per ragazzi e ragazze<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-56982 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/group-of-people.jpg\" alt=\"tre uomini e una donna che ridono durante il giorno\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/group-of-people.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/group-of-people-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/group-of-people-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">101. &#8220;I\u2019m here to avoid friends on Facebook.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">102. &#8220;I\u2019m [Your Name] and I cuddle at a level that should require a paid subscription.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">103. &#8220;Looking for someone to grow old with\u2026 one night older.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">104. &#8220;Likes: climbing trees, bananas, grooming, finding bugs. Hit me up if you wanna \u2018hang\u2019 out. I don\u2019t monkey around.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">105. &#8220;You gotta marry someone you know you\u2019d still be down to fuck in the laundry room real quick while the kids are downstairs watching The Lion King and ten minutes left till the dinosaur nuggets are ready to come out of the oven.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">106. &#8220;Send me an <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">emoji<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> che rappresenta il nostro <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">primo appuntamento<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, I\u2019ll send you an <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">emoji<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> that represents our future.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">107. &#8220;I\u2019m banking on your standards being a lot lower than mine.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58624 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-glasses.jpg\" alt=\"donna in camicia gialla con occhiali da vista con montatura nera\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-glasses.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-glasses-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-glasses-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">108. &#8220;Sometimes life hands you lemons that are worth two in the bush, I like puppies.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">109. &#8220;I don\u2019t have nightmares, I create them.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">110. &#8220;I\u2019ll be Burger King and you\u2019ll be McDonald\u2019s, I\u2019ll have it my way and you\u2019ll be loving it.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">111.&#8221;I\u2019m 26. I live with my grandparents but that will hopefully change soon.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">112. &#8220;I still ride on the back of shopping carts when I shop.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">113. &#8220;I am a little freaky at times\u2026 but no one has stepped up to the plate to explore that side of me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">114. &#8220;Professional bathroom singer. Seeking a duet partner.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">115. &#8220;I\u2019m a highly motivated, controlling, <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/relationship\/se-lui-presenta-questi-10-tratti-potreste-essere-vittima-del-suo-abuso-narcisistico\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">stronzo narcisista<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> with bad grammar\u2026 Good luck.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">116. &#8220;Gym <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfie<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Tante palestre <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfie<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Palestra a torso nudo <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfie<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, palestra con tee cut-off <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfie<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, palestra \"pull-my-shirt-up <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfie<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, palestra a met\u00e0 allenamento <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfie<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Solo palestra <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfie<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58627 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-in-white-shirt.jpg\" alt=\"uomo seduto sulle scale e con una camicia bianca in mano\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-in-white-shirt.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-in-white-shirt-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-in-white-shirt-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">117. &#8220;Married. Couple of kids. Looking for some side action. Just kidding. Single. 3 Tamagotchis. Looking for someone to take to family events so they\u2019ll stop thinking something\u2019s wrong with me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">118. &#8220;I never use this sober.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">119. &#8220;I message first. Every single time. You won\u2019t beat me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">120. &#8220;Seeking someone who looks good on the arm to take to social events!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">121. &#8220;I hope your day is as nice as my ass.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">122. &#8220;I can\u2019t wait to disappoint you sexually.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">123. &#8220;80s music brings me back to good times like when I wasn\u2019t alive.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">124. &#8220;I\u2019m here because I\u2019m too lazy to find my soulmate and my mom said that I\u2019m getting old.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58635 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-smartphone.jpg\" alt=\"uomo con berretto nero che usa lo smartphone\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-smartphone.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-smartphone-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-smartphone-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">125. &#8220;You look like my next mistake.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">126. &#8220;Leave a message after the beep.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">127. &#8220;You\u2019ll laugh, you\u2019ll cry, you\u2019ll climax.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">128. &#8220;If you\u2019re waiting for an opportune moment to talk to me\u2026 now is it.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">129. &#8220;I don\u2019t make mistakes, I just date them.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">130. &#8220;This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>LOL!<\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I don\u2019t know about you but I had a really good laugh re-writing these undoubtedly <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Le migliori biografie di Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> mai, quindi datemi un momento per riprendere fiato e resettare.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ok, per riassumere tutto questo, il mio obiettivo finale <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Suggerimento per Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> e <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">social media<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">consigli per gli incontri<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> in generale sarebbe: Ridere, divertirsi, vivere il momento e condire il tutto con una dose di <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">autoironia<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> umorismo! (E <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Messaggi di Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> inizieranno ad arrivare come e-mail di spam).&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Vedi anche: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/life\/78-hilarious-cheese-puns-that-will-make-you-brie-your-pants\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">78 esilaranti giochi di parole sul formaggio che vi faranno venire il voltastomaco<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58651 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/130-Funny-Tinder-Bios-Youll-Want-To-Swipe-Right-On-Or-Steal-Pinterest.jpg\" alt=\"130 divertenti biografie su Tinder che vorrete scorrere a destra (o rubare) Pinterest\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/130-Funny-Tinder-Bios-Youll-Want-To-Swipe-Right-On-Or-Steal-Pinterest.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/130-Funny-Tinder-Bios-Youll-Want-To-Swipe-Right-On-Or-Steal-Pinterest-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/130-Funny-Tinder-Bios-Youll-Want-To-Swipe-Right-On-Or-Steal-Pinterest-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/130-Funny-Tinder-Bios-Youll-Want-To-Swipe-Right-On-Or-Steal-Pinterest-768x1152.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looking for funny Tinder bios? Look no more but prepare yourself to swipe right! Online dating has become the most popular way of meeting new people and at the same time, it&#8217;s one of the biggest sources of pure fun! 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