{"id":64239,"date":"2020-04-22T17:33:56","date_gmt":"2020-04-22T17:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=64239"},"modified":"2021-10-29T10:04:14","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T10:04:14","slug":"45-battute-esilaranti-su-marito-e-moglie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/45-battute-esilaranti-su-marito-e-moglie\/","title":{"rendered":"45 esilaranti barzellette sul marito e la moglie che vi faranno ridere"},"content":{"rendered":"

Benvenuti nell'elenco definitivo di esilaranti <\/span>barzellette tra marito e moglie<\/span> che vi far\u00e0 ridere a crepapelle per giorni!<\/span><\/p>\n

It’s true that vita matrimoniale<\/a> pu\u00f2 essere difficile, ma anche divertente! <\/span><\/p>\n

Tutti voi che siete sposati avete probabilmente vissuto molte situazioni difficili, ma anche divertenti, che rendono il matrimonio ancora pi\u00f9 emozionante.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"uomo<\/p>\n

Dal fastidioso russare o <\/span>lotte matrimoniali<\/span><\/a> alle circostanze divertenti di tutti i giorni, il matrimonio \u00e8 tutt'altro che noioso! <\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c8 una fonte inesauribile di ispirazione, come dimostrano i seguenti esempi pi\u00f9 divertenti <\/span>barzellette tra marito e moglie<\/span> nessuno pu\u00f2 rimanere indifferente.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"La<\/p>\n

Indipendentemente dal fatto che si tratti di un <\/span>scherzo pulito<\/span>Una barzelletta sporca o una <\/span>scherzo breve<\/span>,<\/span><\/p>\n

Il Signore sa che ogni <\/span>buona barzelletta<\/span> \u00e8 degno di ogni respiro perso e di ogni mal di pancia dovuto alle risate. <\/span><\/p>\n

Rendono la nostra vita pi\u00f9 colorata e fungono da sollievo comico nelle situazioni difficili.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Una<\/p>\n

Questi <\/span>barzellette divertenti<\/span> includere <\/span>matrimonio<\/span><\/a> scherzi<\/span>, <\/span>scherzi di matrimonio<\/span>, barzellette sull'anniversario e altri scherzi relativi a moglie e <\/span>barzellette sul marito<\/span> che sono semplicemente esilaranti! <\/span><\/p>\n

So, instead of wasting time talking about it, let’s dive together into the humorous sea of <\/span>barzellette tra marito e moglie<\/span> e ridere ad alta voce fino a scoppiare! Urr\u00e0!!!<\/span><\/p>\n

SCHERZI DIVERTENTI TRA MARITO E MOGLIE<\/h2>\n

1. Il dito sbagliato<\/h2>\n

\"uomo<\/p>\n

Marito noioso: <\/span>Il miele<\/span>Perch\u00e9 indossi il tuo <\/span>anello nuziale<\/span> sul dito sbagliato?<\/span><\/p>\n

Moglie annoiata: Perch\u00e9 ho sposato l'uomo sbagliato! <\/span><\/p>\n

2. It’s A Computer, Not A Husband!<\/h2>\n

\"uomo<\/p>\n

Moglie: Caro, questo computer non funziona come da mio comando.<\/span><\/p>\n

Marito: Esattamente, <\/span>caro<\/span>! It’s a computer, not a husband!! <\/span><\/p>\n

3. Grazie a Dio!<\/h2>\n

\"uomo<\/p>\n

Un marito e una moglie hanno quattro figli. I tre pi\u00f9 grandi sono alti e hanno i capelli biondi, il pi\u00f9 piccolo \u00e8 basso e ha i capelli castani.<\/span><\/p>\n

The husband is on his deathbed and says, \u201c<\/span>Il miele<\/span>, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

The wife says, \u201cI swear to all that is holy, he is your son.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

Then the husband dies and the wife mutters, \u201c<\/span>Grazie a Dio<\/span> he didn\u2019t ask about the other three.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

4. Moglie cercasi<\/h2>\n

\"uomo<\/span><\/p>\n

A man placed an ‘ad’ in the <\/span>annunci<\/span>: \u2018<\/span>Moglie cercasi<\/span>.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n

Il giorno dopo<\/span>,<\/span> ha ricevuto <\/span>cento<\/span> letters. They all said the same thing: \u2018You can have mine.\u2019 <\/span><\/p>\n

5. Una pompa di benzina<\/h2>\n

Quando sono tornato a casa <\/span>ieri sera<\/span>mia moglie ha preteso che la portassi in un posto costoso.<\/span><\/p>\n

Cos\u00ec l'ho portata a una pompa di benzina.<\/span><\/p>\n

And then the fight started… <\/span><\/p>\n

6. Scapolo Vs. Uomo sposato<\/h2>\n

\"coppia<\/p>\n

What’s the difference between a bachelor and a <\/span>uomo sposato<\/span><\/a>?<\/span><\/p>\n

A bachelor comes home, checks out what’<\/span>s in<\/span> il frigorifero e va a letto. <\/span><\/p>\n

Un uomo sposato<\/span> comes home, checks out what’<\/span>s in<\/span> e si dirige verso il frigorifero. <\/span><\/p>\n

7. Il costo del matrimonio<\/h2>\n

A <\/span>bambino<\/span> asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”<\/span><\/p>\n

And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” <\/span><\/p>\n

8. Hai intenzione di dirglielo, pap\u00e0?<\/h2>\n

\"padre<\/p>\n

Mentre giocava in giardino, <\/span>il piccolo Johnny<\/span> uccide un'ape. <\/span><\/p>\n

His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No <\/span>miele<\/span> for you for one month!”<\/span><\/p>\n

Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly.<\/span><\/p>\n

“That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.<\/span><\/p>\n

Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. <\/span><\/p>\n

Salta e lo calpesta, poi alza lo sguardo e trova <\/span>il piccolo Johnny<\/span> e il marito che la guarda.<\/span><\/p>\n

Il piccolo Johnny<\/span> looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”<\/span><\/p>\n

9. Un anello di diamanti<\/h2>\n

\"anello<\/p>\n

D: Come faccio a far smettere mia moglie di comprare tutti questi guanti?<\/span><\/p>\n

R: Comprale un <\/span>anello con diamante<\/span>. <\/span><\/p>\n

10. Might Be The Wine Talking…<\/h2>\n

\"gruppo<\/p>\n

Una coppia \u00e8 seduta nel suo <\/span>soggiorno<\/span>, sorseggiando vino.<\/span><\/p>\n

Out of the blue, the wife says, \u201cI love you.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cIs that you or the wine talking?\u201d asks the husband.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s me,\u201d says the wife. \u201cTalking to the wine.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

11. Il salotto<\/h2>\n

\"coppia<\/p>\n

Il miele<\/span>Pensi che sia ingrassata?<\/span><\/p>\n

No, credo che il <\/span>soggiorno<\/span> \u00e8 diventato pi\u00f9 piccolo. <\/span><\/p>\n

12. So tutto su di esso<\/h2>\n

\"foto<\/p>\n

Abner\u2019s wife was lying on her deathbed. <\/span><\/p>\n

She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, \u201cI must tell you something or my soul will never know peace. <\/span><\/p>\n

I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.\u201d \u201cHush, dear,\u201d soothed Abner. \u201cI know <\/span>tutto su<\/span> it. <\/span><\/p>\n

Why else have I poisoned you?\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

13. Preparare il caff\u00e8<\/h2>\n

\"coppia<\/h2>\n

Gli sposi<\/span> wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: “<\/span>Tesoro<\/span>, why don\u2019t you brew us some coffee?”<\/span><\/p>\n

The wife looks confused. “But that’s your task, <\/span>miele<\/span>.”<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat? Why?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

“It\u2019s all over the Bible, dearest.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“The Bible says nothing about who\u2019s supposed to be brewing coffee!”<\/span><\/p>\n

The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random: “See? Everywhere. Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews.” <\/span><\/p>\n

14. Succhiare sangue<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

A man and his wife have to go to the doctor. The doctor asks, \u201cDo you share the same blood group?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Il <\/span>Il marito risponde<\/span>, \u201cWe must by now. She\u2019s been sucking my blood for years.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

15. Consigli eccellenti<\/h2>\n

\"Giovane<\/p>\n

Abbiamo avuto qualche problema e, dopo un po', abbiamo deciso di optare per <\/span>consulenza matrimoniale<\/span><\/a>. <\/span><\/p>\n

E nonostante le mie riserve iniziali, devo dire che abbiamo ricevuto degli ottimi consigli, come quello di trattare mia moglie come quando abbiamo iniziato a frequentarci.<\/span><\/p>\n

Quindi <\/span>la scorsa settimana<\/span>,<\/span> I took her to the cinema and then I dropped her off at her parents\u2019! <\/span><\/p>\n

16. Moglie pazza<\/h2>\n

Una moglie si arrabbi\u00f2 talmente tanto con il marito che gli fece le valigie e gli disse di andarsene. <\/span><\/p>\n

As he walked to the door, she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.” He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?”<\/span><\/p>\n

17. Un ristorante a 5 stelle<\/h2>\n

\"uomo<\/p>\n

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said, \u201cOur food has arrived! Let\u2019s eat!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

His wife reminded him, \u201c<\/span>Il miele<\/span>, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Her husband replied, \u201cThat\u2019s at home, my dear. Here, the chef knows how to cook\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

18. Saggezza paterna<\/h2>\n

Son: Dad, I\u2019ve heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn\u2019t know his wife until he marries her.<\/span><\/p>\n

Father: Son, that\u2019s true everywhere.<\/span><\/p>\n

19. Moglie perfetta<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

Ogni uomo vuole una moglie bella, una moglie intelligente, una moglie affettuosa, una moglie sexy e una moglie collaborativa.<\/span><\/p>\n

Purtroppo la bigamia \u00e8 contro la legge.<\/span><\/p>\n

Vedi anche: <\/span>22 segni che sei una moglie perfetta (secondo gli uomini)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

20. Mancino<\/h2>\n

\"Foto<\/p>\n

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “<\/span>Il miele<\/span>, if I died, would you get married again?”<\/span><\/p>\n

The husband said, “No sweetie.”<\/span><\/p>\n

The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”<\/span><\/p>\n

So the man said, “Okay, I would.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”<\/span><\/p>\n

And the man replied, “Yeah, I guess so.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Then the wife asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”<\/span><\/p>\n

And the husband replied, “No, she’s left-handed.”<\/span><\/p>\n

21. Chiedilo a tuo marito!<\/h2>\n

\"uomo<\/p>\n

Una moglie va in ritiro per lavoro.<\/span><\/p>\n

Quando torna, trova nel com\u00f2 un paio di mutandine che non le appartengono.<\/span><\/p>\n

Furiosa, interroga il marito.<\/span><\/p>\n

The husband says, “I have no idea where they came from. I don’t do the laundry!”<\/span><\/p>\n

Allora la moglie va dalla cameriera e la interroga.<\/span><\/p>\n

Indignant, the maid replies, “Madam, how should I know? These panties don’t belong to me. I don’t even wear panties, just ask your husband!”<\/span><\/p>\n

22. Cosa vuole una donna<\/h2>\n

\"Giovane<\/p>\n

Gli scienziati americani hanno finalmente scoperto cosa vuole una donna.<\/span><\/p>\n

Purtroppo da allora ha cambiato idea.<\/span><\/p>\n

23. Celebrazione dell'anniversario<\/h2>\n

Her: It\u2019s our anniversary, dear. How do you suggest we celebrate it?<\/span><\/p>\n

Lui: Con un minuto di silenzio?<\/span><\/p>\n

24. Un segnale di avvertimento<\/h2>\n

\"mare<\/p>\n

\u201cMommy, why are all the cars beeping their horns?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cBecause there\u2019s a wedding going on.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cBut isn\u2019t the horn a warning signal, Mommy?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cExactly, son.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

25. Parte dell'accordo<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

\u201cFancy that, Bob. I bought my wife an amazing white gold necklace with a platinum pendant and she didn\u2019t speak to me for a month!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cReally?! What got her so upset?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cNothing, that was part of the deal.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

26. Un idiota<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

Her: \u201cAll my friends are telling me I married an idiot!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Him: \u201cWhat they mean is, only an idiot would\u2019ve married you!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

27. Accetto<\/h2>\n

Discutere con la moglie \u00e8 un po' come cercare di leggere le condizioni d'uso di Internet.<\/span><\/p>\n

In the end, you just give up and go, \u201cI agree.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

28. Un invito<\/h2>\n

\"carta<\/p>\n

Leggendo una lettera al tavolo della colazione, una moglie guard\u00f2 improvvisamente il marito con sospetto.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cHenry, I\u2019ve just received a letter from my mother saying she isn\u2019t accepting our invitation to come and stay, as we don\u2019t appear to want her. <\/span><\/p>\n

What does she mean? I told you to write and say that she was to come at her own convenience. You did write, didn\u2019t you?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cEr, yes,\u201d said the husband. \u201cBut I couldn\u2019t spell \u2018convenience\u2019, so I made it \u2018risk\u2019.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

29. Tosaerba<\/h2>\n

\"uomo<\/p>\n

Perch\u00e9 i mariti sono come i tosaerba?<\/span><\/p>\n

They\u2019re hard to get started, emit foul odors and don\u2019t work half the time.<\/span><\/p>\n

30. I nuovi occhiali<\/h2>\n

Her: “<\/span>Il miele<\/span>, I don’t like you with the new glasses on.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Him: “But sweetheart, I don’t wear any glasses.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Her: “True but I do.”<\/span><\/p>\n

31. Un numero sbagliato<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

Una moglie riattacca dopo circa mezz'ora di telefono.<\/span><\/p>\n

The husband is surprised. “Wow, that was quick. Usually you women are at it for two hours at least!”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Yeah, well, it was a wrong number.”<\/span><\/p>\n

32. Uomo milionario<\/h2>\n

\"uomo<\/p>\n

A woman says, \u201cI don\u2019t know what he\u2019s complaining about. I made him a millionaire!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Her friend asks, \u201cAnd what was he before?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

The woman says, \u201cA billionaire.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

33. Oh No!<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

Un uomo si siede al ristorante e piange. Il cameriere si avvicina e chiede cosa sia successo.<\/span><\/p>\n

The man replies: \u201cMy wife told me that she wouldn\u2019t talk to me for a month.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

The waiter replies, \u201cOh no, that\u2019s horrible!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Man: \u201cYes!!!\u201d (Sobs) \u201cToday that month is over.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

34. Birra contro trucco<\/h2>\n

\"boccale<\/p>\n

\u201cSugar, can you lend me 15 dollars? I want to buy a case of beer.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cNo <\/span>caro<\/span>. I wanted to buy myself some make-up because I want to look pretty for you.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cSugar, that\u2019s exactly why I wanted to buy those beers.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

35. Dopo la preghiera<\/h2>\n

My wife\u2019s cooking is so bad, we usually pray after our food.<\/span><\/p>\n

Vedi anche: <\/span>16 segni che il cibo \u00e8 troppo prioritario per voi<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

36. Quasi<\/h2>\n

\"foto<\/p>\n

I think as marriages go, we\u2019re doing absolutely awesome. I mean, I get to sleep with my wife nearly every day!<\/span><\/p>\n

Quasi luned\u00ec<\/span><\/p>\n

Quasi marted\u00ec<\/span><\/p>\n

Quasi mercoled\u00ec<\/span><\/p>\n

Quasi gioved\u00ec<\/span><\/p>\n

Quasi venerd\u00ec<\/span><\/p>\n

Quasi sabato<\/span><\/p>\n

Quasi domenica<\/span><\/p>\n

37. Critico<\/h2>\n

\"veicolo<\/p>\n

Mi hanno chiamato per dirmi che mia moglie era stata portata in ospedale.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cOh my Lord, how is she?!\u201d I asked.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m sorry to say she\u2019s critical,\u201d said the nurse.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat the heck is she complaining about again?!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

38. Un milionario di 60 anni<\/h2>\n

\"coppia<\/p>\n

Un milionario di 60 anni si sposa e organizza un grande ricevimento di nozze.<\/span><\/p>\n

I suoi amici sono piuttosto gelosi e, in un momento di tranquillit\u00e0, uno di loro gli chiede come abbia fatto a conquistare una bellezza cos\u00ec sexy di 23 anni.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cSimple,\u201d grins the millionaire. \u201cI faked my age.”<\/span><\/p>\n

I suoi amici sono molto stupiti e gli chiedono quanti anni ha detto di avere.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Well,” he replied. “I said I was 87!”<\/span><\/p>\n

39. Tre anelli<\/h2>\n

\"donna<\/p>\n

Il matrimonio \u00e8 un'istituzione con tre anelli. Un anello di fidanzamento, un <\/span>anello nuziale<\/span> e sofferenza.<\/span><\/p>\n

40. Moglie attraente<\/h2>\n

Mia moglie mi disse di andare a prendere qualcosa che la facesse apparire attraente. Cos\u00ec mi sono ubriacato.<\/span><\/p>\n

41. Definizione di ottimista<\/h2>\n

Optimist. A man who leaves the engine running when his wife says she\u2019s, \u201cJust going to run inside the shop to grab a bottle of milk.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

42. Parlare sporco<\/a><\/h2>\n

\"uomo<\/p>\n

A woman to her husband while they\u2019re at it: \u201cPlease say dirty things to me!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Man: \u201cBath, kitchen, <\/span>soggiorno<\/span>…\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

Vedi anche: <\/span>Parlare sporco: 95 frasi super hot che garantiscono di farlo impazzire<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

43. Auguri per i 20 anni<\/h2>\n

Io e mia moglie abbiamo trascorso vent'anni molto felici. Poi ci siamo incontrati.<\/span><\/p>\n

44. Una rapina in banca<\/h2>\n

\"persona<\/p>\n

A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave but before that, he asks a customer who\u2019s lying on the floor, \u201cHave you seen me rob this bank?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYes, sir,\u201d says the customer and promptly gets shot.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cHave you seen me rob this bank?\u201d the robber asks another customer.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cAbsolutely not, sir but my wife here saw everything!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

45. What It’s Like To Be Married<\/h2>\n

My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me. <\/span><\/p>\n

Ridere ad alta voce!<\/h2>\n

\"sposa<\/p>\n

I don’t know about you but I’m still laughing my ass off at the above <\/span>barzellette divertenti<\/span> su mariti e mogli! <\/span><\/p>\n

I hope they have made your day just like mine and in case you’re married, you can share them with your spouse and laugh together some more. <\/span><\/p>\n

In case you’re not, you can still share them with your close friends and make the world a brighter place. <\/span><\/p>\n

Sapete come si dice: condividere \u00e8 curare!<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Gli<\/p>\n

To conclude all the humor in the air (and so we can laugh some more), here’s one last <\/span>citazione divertente<\/span> sul matrimonio: <\/span><\/p>\n

\u2018Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!\u2019<\/span><\/i> – Unknown<\/span><\/p>\n

Vedi anche: <\/span>78 esilaranti giochi di parole sul formaggio che vi faranno venire il mal di pancia<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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Welcome to the ultimate list of hilarious husband-wife jokes that will make you laugh out loud for days! It’s true that married life can be hard but it can also be hilarious! All of you who are married have probably experienced plenty of difficult situations as well as hilarious ones that make marriage all the…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":64255,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29652],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-messages"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29652,"label":"messages"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/45-hilarious-husband-wife-jokes-that-will-make-you-lol.jpeg",800,534,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Martha Sullivan","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/author\/martha-sullivan\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29652,"name":"messages","slug":"messages","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29652,"taxonomy":"category","description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","parent":29651,"count":96,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29652,"category_count":96,"category_description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","cat_name":"messages","category_nicename":"messages","category_parent":29651}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64239\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/64255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/it\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}