Senza ulteriori indugi, ecco un elenco di risposte selvagge e al tempo stesso esilaranti che metteranno a tacere tutti gli odiatori<\/a> (e farvi ridere a crepapelle)! Evviva!<\/p>\n 1. You\u2019re the reason God created the middle finger.<\/p>\n 2. Siete nati in autostrada? \u00c8 l\u00ec che avviene la maggior parte degli incidenti.<\/p>\n 3. Please, keep talking. I only yawn when I\u2019m super fascinated.<\/p>\n 4. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I\u2019d fart.<\/p>\n 5. Jesus might love you but everyone else definitely thinks you\u2019re an asshole.<\/p>\n 6. Sorry, I didn\u2019t get that. I don\u2019t speak bullshit.<\/p>\n 7. Don\u2019t hate me because I\u2019m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.<\/p>\n 8. I\u2019m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.<\/p>\n 9. Stupidit\u00e0<\/a> is not a crime, so you\u2019re free to go.<\/p>\n 10. If you\u2019re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It\u2019s going to be a while.<\/p>\n 11. If I had a face like yours, I\u2019d sue my parents.<\/p>\n 12. Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news\u2014they found your head.<\/p>\n 13. No, those pants don\u2019t make you look fatter\u2014how could they?<\/p>\n 14. What\u2019s the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.<\/p>\n 15. You\u2019re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.<\/p>\n 16. If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn\u2019t be enough to blow your hat off.<\/p>\n 17. Sei pi\u00f9 deludente di un pretzel non salato.<\/p>\n 18. Save your breath\u2014you\u2019ll need it to blow up your date.<\/p>\n 19. You\u2019re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking.<\/p>\n 20. Se volete davvero conoscere gli errori, dovreste chiedere ai vostri genitori.<\/p>\n 21. Un bel viso non \u00e8 niente se hai un brutto cuore.<\/p>\n 22. The zoo called. They\u2019re wondering how you got out of your cage.<\/p>\n 23. Qualunque sia il tipo di look che volevi ottenere, l'hai mancato.<\/p>\n 24. La luce viaggia pi\u00f9 velocemente del suono ed \u00e8 per questo che sembravi luminoso finch\u00e9 non hai parlato.<\/p>\n 25. Tuo figlio \u00e8 cos\u00ec fastidioso che fa piangere il suo Happy Meal.<\/p>\n 26. Hai cos\u00ec tanti spazi vuoti tra i denti che sembra che la tua lingua sia in prigione.<\/p>\n 27. I tuoi segreti sono sempre al sicuro con me. Non ascolto mai quando me li racconti.<\/p>\n 28. I\u2019ll never forget the first time we met. But I\u2019ll keep trying.<\/p>\n 29. Hey, you have something on your chin… no, the third one down.<\/p>\n 30. Aw, it\u2019s so cute when you try to talk about things you don\u2019t understand.<\/p>\n 31. Mi piace il suono che fai quando stai zitto.<\/p>\n 32. I don\u2019t know what makes you so stupid but it really works.<\/p>\n 33. Lei \u00e8 la prova che l'evoluzione pu\u00f2 andare al contrario.<\/p>\n 34. Brains aren\u2019t everything; in your case, they\u2019re nothing.<\/p>\n 35. You\u2019re so ugly that when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away.<\/p>\n 36. Ho dimenticato che il mondo gira intorno a te. Le mie scuse, che sciocco che sono.<\/p>\n 37. Hold still. I\u2019m trying to imagine you with personality.<\/p>\n 38. The only way you\u2019ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken\u2019s ass and wait.<\/p>\n 39. Se l'ignoranza \u00e8 beatitudine, dovete essere la persona pi\u00f9 felice del pianeta.<\/p>\n 40. Are you always such an idiot or do you just show off when I\u2019m around?<\/p>\n 41. When you were born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to your dad, \u201cI\u2019m very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.\u201d<\/p>\n 42. Prendete una cannuccia perch\u00e9 fate schifo.<\/p>\n 43. I\u2019m sorry I didn\u2019t get that\u2014I don\u2019t speak idiot.<\/p>\n 44. Quick\u2014check your face! I just found your nose in my business.<\/p>\n 45. Isn\u2019t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?<\/p>\n 46. Hey, your village called\u2014they want their idiot back.<\/p>\n 47. Ci sono persone straordinariamente stupide a questo mondo. Grazie per avermi aiutato a capirlo.<\/p>\n 48. Potrei mangiare una ciotola di zuppa alfabetica e cagare una dichiarazione pi\u00f9 intelligente di quella che hai appena detto.<\/p>\n 49. Ero a favore della vita. Poi ho incontrato te.<\/p>\n 50. Nostro figlio deve aver preso il cervello da te! Io ho ancora il mio.<\/p>\n 51. Il tuo viso fa piangere le cipolle.<\/p>\n 52. Siete nati cos\u00ec stupidi o avete preso lezioni<\/a>?<\/p>\n 53. I\u2019ve been called worse by better.<\/p>\n 54. You\u2019re such a beautiful, intelligent, wonderful person. Oh, I\u2019m sorry, I thought we were having a lying competition.<\/p>\n 55. Dovrebbe essere corredato da un'etichetta di avvertimento.<\/p>\n 56. Gay? I\u2019m straighter than the pole your mom dances on.<\/p>\n 57. I just stepped in something that was smarter than you… and smelled better too.<\/p>\n 58. L'unico modo in cui suo marito potrebbe farsi male durante un'attivit\u00e0 \u00e8 se il televisore esplodesse.<\/p>\n 59. Sei cos\u00ec bella. Oggi non \u00e8 affatto volgare.<\/p>\n 60. It\u2019s impossible to underestimate you.<\/p>\n 61. I\u2019m not insulting you, I\u2019m describing you.<\/p>\n 62. I\u2019m not a nerd, I\u2019m just smarter than you.<\/p>\n 63. Continua a roteare gli occhi, forse alla fine troverai un cervello.<\/p>\n 64. You\u2019re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.<\/p>\n 65. Avete il diritto di rimanere in silenzio perch\u00e9 qualsiasi cosa diciate sar\u00e0 comunque stupida.<\/p>\n Vedi anche: Citazioni sassy: L'elenco definitivo dei detti e delle citazioni pi\u00f9 toste<\/a><\/p>\n 66. La gelosia \u00e8 una malattia. Guarisci presto.<\/p>\n 67. I\u2019m an acquired taste. Don\u2019t like me, acquire some taste.<\/p>\n 68. The jerk store called, they\u2019re running out of you.<\/p>\n 69. Ogni volta che ci frequentiamo, mi ricordo che Dio<\/a> ha davvero il senso dell'umorismo.<\/p>\n 70. It\u2019s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.<\/p>\n 71. Please just tell me you don\u2019t plan to homeschool your kids.<\/p>\n 72. You always bring me so much joy\u2014as soon as you leave the room.<\/p>\n 73. Your face is just fine but we\u2019ll have to put a bag over that personality.<\/p>\n 74. Oggi ho pensato a te. Mi ha ricordato di portare fuori la spazzatura.<\/p>\n 75. Don\u2019t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.<\/p>\n 76. If you\u2019re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.<\/p>\n 77. You are like a cloud. Once you disappear, it\u2019s a beautiful day.<\/p>\n 78. I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone who\u2019s totally unarmed.<\/p>\n 79. I\u2019d tell you how I really feel but I wasn\u2019t born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.<\/p>\n 80. It\u2019s okay if you don\u2019t like me. Not everyone has good taste.<\/p>\n 81. I\u2019d tell you to go fuck yourself but that would be a cruel and unusual punishment.<\/p>\n 82. I\u2019d rather treat my baby\u2019s diaper rash than have lunch with you.<\/p>\n 83. Hai tutta la vita per fare l'idiota. Perch\u00e9 non prendersi la giornata di oggi?<\/p>\n 84. Don\u2019t be ashamed of who you are. That\u2019s your parent\u2019s job.<\/p>\n 85. Too bad you can\u2019t Photoshop your ugly personality.<\/p>\n 86. Buona giornata, da qualche altra parte.<\/p>\n 87. Le restituisco il naso. L'ho trovato nella mia azienda.<\/p>\n 88. Il tuo culo deve essere piuttosto geloso di tutta la merda che esce dalla tua bocca.<\/p>\n 89. Ricordi quando ti ho chiesto la tua opinione? Nemmeno io.<\/p>\n 90. If you\u2019re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat \u2018cause it\u2019s gonna be a really long time.<\/p>\n 91. Don\u2019t worry, the first forty years of childhood are always the hardest.<\/p>\n 92. Mi piacer\u00e0 anche fare shopping, ma non comprer\u00f2 mai le vostre balle.<\/p>\n 93. OH MIO DIO! PARLA!<\/p>\n 94. I\u2019m not a proctologist but I know uno stronzo<\/a> quando ne vedo uno.<\/p>\n 95. You only annoy me when you\u2019re breathing really.<\/p>\n 96. Fatti un favore e ignora chiunque ti dica di essere te stesso. Pessima idea nel tuo caso.<\/p>\n 97. I don\u2019t know what your problem is but I\u2019m guessing it\u2019s hard to pronounce.<\/p>\n 98. I love what you\u2019ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?<\/p>\n 99. Se la risata \u00e8 la migliore medicina, il vostro viso star\u00e0 curando il mondo.<\/p>\n 100. Sembra che la tua faccia abbia preso fuoco e qualcuno abbia cercato di spegnerla con un martello.<\/p>\n 101. If I wanted a bitch, I\u2019d have bought a dog.<\/p>\n 102. What doesn\u2019t kill you, disappoints me.<\/p>\n 103. I\u2019d like to see things from your point of view but I can\u2019t seem to get my head that far up your ass.<\/p>\n 104. I\u2019ve seen people like you before but I had to pay admission.<\/p>\n 105. Gli scienziati dicono che l'universo \u00e8 composto da neutroni, protoni ed elettroni. Hanno dimenticato di menzionare gli idioti.<\/p>\n 106. Someday you\u2019ll go far\u2014and I really hope you stay there.<\/p>\n 107. Don\u2019t call me bitch, I\u2019m much more evil than that.<\/p>\n 108. Sometimes it\u2019s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you\u2019re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.<\/p>\n 109. Do your parents even realize they\u2019re living proof that two wrongs don\u2019t make a right?<\/p>\n 110. Ricordi quella volta che ti ho detto che pensavo fossi figo? Ho mentito.<\/p>\n 111. Everyone\u2019s entitled to act stupid once in a while but you really abuse the privilege.<\/p>\n 112. Do you always act like an idiot or do you just show off when I\u2019m around?<\/p>\n 113. Le persone che vi tollerano quotidianamente sono i veri eroi.<\/p>\n 114. Don\u2019t you get tired of putting make-up on two faces every morning?<\/p>\n 115. I\u2019d slap you but I don\u2019t want to make your face look any better.<\/p>\n 116. Dare dell'idiota a lei sarebbe un insulto a tutte le persone stupide.<\/p>\n 117. You know, all the make-up and the clothes in the world can\u2019t change what an ugly person you really are.<\/p>\n 118. I can\u2019t help imagining how much more awesome the world would be if your dad had just pulled out earlier.<\/p>\n 119. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you\u2019d gotten enough oxygen at birth?<\/p>\n 120. My business isn\u2019t your business. Unless you\u2019re my thong, don\u2019t be up my ass.<\/p>\n 121. Can you die of constipation? I ask because I\u2019m worried about how full of shit you are.<\/p>\n 122. Bella storia, ma in quale capitolo si chiude quella cazzo di bocca?<\/p>\n 123. You\u2019re so fat you could sell shade.<\/p>\n 124. Perch\u00e9 \u00e8 accettabile che tu sia un idiota ma non che io lo faccia notare?<\/p>\n 125. Your lips keep moving but all I hear is, \u201cBlah, blah, blah.\u201d<\/p>\n 126. Il vostro albero genealogico deve essere un cactus perch\u00e9 tutti i suoi membri sono dei coglioni.<\/p>\n 127. I\u2019d love to give you a nasty look but it appears you already have one.<\/p>\n 128. Did you know they used to be called \u2018jumpolines until your mum jumped on one?<\/p>\n 129. Il vostro unico scopo nella vita \u00e8 quello di essere un donatore di organi.<\/p>\n 130. I hear there\u2019s a new app called a sense of humor. You should try downloading it.<\/p>\n Spero che questo elenco di insulti e risposte divertenti e impertinenti vi sia piaciuto. Ricordatevi di memorizzare alcuni di questi buoni ritorni<\/a> (intendo dire grandi ritorni) per mettere a tacere tutti gli haters e farsi una bella risata!<\/em><\/p>\nI ritorni sarcastici pi\u00f9 divertenti di tutti i tempi<\/h2>\n
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