{"id":100906,"date":"2020-09-29T13:23:01","date_gmt":"2020-09-29T13:23:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=100906"},"modified":"2021-12-13T16:32:48","modified_gmt":"2021-12-13T16:32:48","slug":"citacoes-de-amor-engracadas-proverbios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/citacoes-de-amor-engracadas-proverbios\/","title":{"rendered":"193 Cita\u00e7\u00f5es e prov\u00e9rbios de amor engra\u00e7ados que o v\u00e3o fazer mijar nas cal\u00e7as"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O amor \u00e9 belo. O amor \u00e9 complexo. E sabes que mais \u00e9 o amor? \u00c9 engra\u00e7ado e estas cita\u00e7\u00f5es de amor engra\u00e7adas provam-no!<\/p>\n<p>If you can&#8217;t remember the last time you laughed your heart out, let today be the day that you do!.<\/p>\n<p>When you&#8217;re in love, your whole world changes and you start living in your own, <strong>realidade m\u00e1gica<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Your cell phone becomes your best friend because your loved one lives in it when you&#8217;re not together.<\/p>\n<p>Por vezes, passamos horas a preocupar-nos e a pensar demasiado nas coisas mais triviais. Mais uma vez, para o bem de <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/amor\/mulheres-com-as-paredes-mais-altas\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">amor<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You start doing things you normally wouldn&#8217;t because when it comes to love, you don&#8217;t think twice.<\/p>\n<p><em>Os momentos engra\u00e7ados, as discuss\u00f5es e os mal-entendidos passam a fazer parte do seu quotidiano. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00c9 nessa altura que nos apercebemos de que a nossa vida j\u00e1 n\u00e3o \u00e9 a preto e branco, mas est\u00e1 pintada com cores bonitas e divertidas que nem sab\u00edamos que existiam.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Uma simples mensagem da pessoa especial pode fazer o seu dia, e uma chamada perdida pode transform\u00e1-lo num pesadelo. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Preocupamo-nos, choramos, olhamos para as estrelas e sorrimos e sabemos que vale a pena!<\/p>\n<p>You wouldn&#8217;t give up that feeling of <strong>borboletas divertidas no est\u00f4mago<\/strong> for anything else in the world because it&#8217;s the best sensation!<\/p>\n<p>And do you know what&#8217;s even better?<\/p>\n<p>Peeing your pants from laughing. Take a deep breath and let&#8217;s dive into a sea of <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/amo-te-tanto-citacoes\/\"><em>Gosto muito de ti<\/em> cita\u00e7\u00f5es<\/a> que s\u00e3o engra\u00e7adas, hilariantes e \u00fanicas!<\/p>\n<h2>Cita\u00e7\u00f5es engra\u00e7adas de amor para ele<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100913\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-laughing-outdoors.jpg\" alt=\"casal a rir-se ao ar livre homem a abra\u00e7ar a mulher\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-laughing-outdoors.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-laughing-outdoors-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-laughing-outdoors-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-laughing-outdoors-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-laughing-outdoors-720x481.jpg 720w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-laughing-outdoors-735x490.jpg 735w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-laughing-outdoors-335x223.jpg 335w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-laughing-outdoors-347x231.jpg 347w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-laughing-outdoors-520x346.jpg 520w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-laughing-outdoors-640x426.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1. &#8220;You\u2019re the cheese to my macaroni.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>2. &#8220;I want to be the reason that when you look down at your phone, you\u2019ll have this goofy smile in your face and jump up and down like a silly little girl, and then fall down a manhole.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>3. &#8220;I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>4. &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/relationship\/citacoes-de-amo-te-para-ele-e-para-ela\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Eu amo-te<\/a> with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>5. &#8220;You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn\u2019t fit inside. But just because it won\u2019t fit, doesn\u2019t mean you shouldn\u2019t empty the trash.&#8221; \u2013 Jarod Kintz<\/p>\n<p>6. &#8220;Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>7. &#8220;You\u2019re like a dictionary \u2013 you add meaning to my life.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>8. &#8220;Together with you is my favorite place to be.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>9. &#8220;Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>10. &#8220;It\u2019s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, and then the next day you wonder how you lived without them.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100914\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-holding-womans-hand.jpg\" alt=\"homem a segurar a m\u00e3o da mulher \u00e0 espera antes de comer num jantar\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-holding-womans-hand.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-holding-womans-hand-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-holding-womans-hand-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-holding-womans-hand-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-holding-womans-hand-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>11. &#8220;Let\u2019s be weird and wonderful together.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>12. &#8220;A guy knows he\u2019s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.&#8221; \u2013 Tim Allen<\/p>\n<p>13. &#8220;Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday&#8230; yesterday you were pretty annoying.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>14. &#8220;As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.&#8221; \u2013 Ralphie May<\/p>\n<p>15. &#8220;Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>16. &#8220;I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?&#8221; \u2013 Jean Illsley Clarke<\/p>\n<p>17. &#8220;You\u2019re the cheese on top of my spaghetti, the cream on top of my frappuccino and the cheesecake on my red velvet cake.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<h2>Cita\u00e7\u00f5es engra\u00e7adas de amor para ela<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100916\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/close-photo-of-a-couple.jpg\" alt=\"fotografia de perto de um casal a rir, colocando o chap\u00e9u na mulher, incorretamente, ao ar livre\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/close-photo-of-a-couple.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/close-photo-of-a-couple-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/close-photo-of-a-couple-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/close-photo-of-a-couple-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/close-photo-of-a-couple-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>18. &#8220;My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says \u2018I don\u2019t care, my heart says \u2018I do care\u2019. When my head says \u2018I\u2019m not thinking about her, my heart says \u2018of course you do.\u2019&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>19. &#8220;My mind works great wonders 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>20. &#8220;Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I\u2019m with you!&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>21. &#8220;You want to know who I\u2019m in love with? Read the first word again.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>22. &#8220;I love you so much I\u2019d fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I\u2019d definitely fight a care bear for you.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>23. &#8220;Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.&#8221; \u2013 Phyllis Diller<\/p>\n<p>24. &#8220;In a room full of art, I\u2019d still stare at you.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100917\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-inside-an-art-gallery.jpg\" alt=\"casal dentro de uma galeria de arte com os bra\u00e7os do homem \u00e0 volta da cintura da mulher\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-inside-an-art-gallery.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-inside-an-art-gallery-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-inside-an-art-gallery-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-inside-an-art-gallery-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-inside-an-art-gallery-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>25. &#8220;You\u2019re just like bacon, beer and chocolate \u2013 you make everything better.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>26. &#8220;You are the pain in my butt, the dent in my wallet and the scratches in my brand new car that I don\u2019t mind.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>27. &#8220;Marrying a man is like buying something you\u2019ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn\u2019t always go with everything else.&#8221; \u2013 Jean Kerr<\/p>\n<p>28. &#8220;I love you more than beer, and I really love beer.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>29. &#8220;There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.&#8221; \u2013 Chris Rock<\/p>\n<p>30. &#8220;Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.&#8221; \u2013 Oscar Wilde<\/p>\n<p>31. &#8220;Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.&#8221; \u2013 Bill Maher<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100918\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-woman-eating.jpg\" alt=\"mulher bonita a comer sobremesa a sorrir enquanto olha e ri\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-woman-eating.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-woman-eating-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-woman-eating-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-woman-eating-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-woman-eating-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>32. &#8220;Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>33. &#8220;Stop waiting for your prince on a white horse. Go and find him. The poor bastard might be lost, stuck in an island or something.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>34. &#8220;Every girl deserves a guy that can make her smile even when she doesn\u2019t want to.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>35. &#8220;An archeologist is <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/relationship\/marido-10-coisas-o-melhor-marido-do-mundo\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">o melhor marido<\/a> any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.&#8221; \u2013 Agatha Christie<\/p>\n<p>36. &#8220;I love you even when I\u2019m really, really hungry.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>37. \u201cIt\u2019s the 21st century. I don\u2019t need an alpha male to protect me. I don\u2019t need a big, strong man to fight off a tiger. I need a geek who can get my naked photos off the cloud.\u201d \u2013 Whitney Cummings<\/p>\n<p>38. &#8220;I love you from my head tomatoes.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>39. &#8220;Forever is a long time, make sure you spend it with someone who makes you laugh!&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<h2>Cita\u00e7\u00f5es engra\u00e7adas de filmes sobre o amor<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100919\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-couple-watching.jpg\" alt=\"casal bonito a ver um filme num port\u00e1til na sala de estar\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-couple-watching.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-couple-watching-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-couple-watching-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-couple-watching-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-couple-watching-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>40. &#8220;The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.&#8221; \u2013 <em>O Ladr\u00e3o de Livros<\/em><\/p>\n<p>41. &#8220;I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother&#8217;s pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever&#8217;s in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences&#8230; But the thing is, um, what I&#8217;m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.&#8221; \u2013 Mark Darcy,<em> Bridget Jones\u2019s Diary<\/em><\/p>\n<p>42. &#8220;<strong>Juno MacGuff<\/strong>: I think I&#8217;m in love with you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Paulie Bleeker<\/strong>: Queres dizer como amigos?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Juno MacGuff<\/strong>: No&#8230; I mean for real. &#8216;Cause you&#8217;re, like, the coolest person I&#8217;ve ever met, and you don&#8217;t even have to try, you know&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Paulie Bleeker<\/strong>: I try really hard, actually.&#8221; \u2013 <em>Juno<\/em><\/p>\n<p>43. &#8220;Yes, to the untrained eye, I\u2019m eating an orange. But to the eye that has brains, I\u2019m making a point about marriage. For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange. First, you have the skin. Then the sweet, sweet innards.&#8221; \u2013 Homer, <em>Os Simpsons<\/em><\/p>\n<p>44. &#8220;She&#8217;s your lobster. Come on, you guys. It&#8217;s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws.&#8221; \u2013 Phoebe, <em>Amigos<\/em><\/p>\n<p>45. &#8220;I&#8217;m glad he&#8217;s single, &#8217;cause I&#8217;m gonna climb that like a tree.&#8221; \u2013 Megan, <em>Damas de honor<\/em><\/p>\n<p>46. &#8220;<strong>No\u00e9<\/strong>: Queres ficar comigo?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Allie<\/strong>: Stay with you? What for? Look at us! We&#8217;re already fighting!<\/p>\n<p><strong>No\u00e9<\/strong>: Well that&#8217;s what we do! We fight! You tell me when I&#8217;m being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you&#8217;re being a pain in the ass! Which you are, 99% of the time. I&#8217;m not afraid to <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/relationship\/diga-estas-6-coisas-se-quiser-magoar-os-sentimentos-do-seu-ex-idiota\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">ferir os seus sentimentos<\/a>, you have like a two-second rebound rate and you&#8217;re back doing the next pain in the ass thing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Allie<\/strong>: E depois?<\/p>\n<p><strong>No\u00e9<\/strong>: So it&#8217;s not gonna be easy, it&#8217;s gonna be really hard. And we&#8217;re gonna have to work at this everyday, but I wanna do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever. You and me. Everyday.&#8221; \u2013 <em>O caderno de notas<\/em><\/p>\n<p>47. &#8220;I love that you get cold when it&#8217;s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you&#8217;re looking at me like I&#8217;m nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it&#8217;s not because I&#8217;m lonely, and it&#8217;s not because it&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.&#8221; \u2013 Harry, <em>Quando Harry conheceu Sally<\/em><\/p>\n<p>48. &#8220;<strong>Pat<\/strong>: Tem fracas capacidades sociais. Tem um problema.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tiffany<\/strong>: I have a problem? You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things.&#8221; \u2013<em> O Livro dos Jogos de Prata<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ver tamb\u00e9m: <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/relationship\/movie-quotes-about-love-130-most-romantic-quotes-from-movies\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Cita\u00e7\u00f5es de filmes sobre o amor: 130 cita\u00e7\u00f5es mais rom\u00e2nticas de filmes<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Cita\u00e7\u00f5es de amor engra\u00e7adas e bonitas<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100920\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-looking-at-the-jewelries.jpg\" alt=\"casal a olhar para as j\u00f3ias no balc\u00e3o da loja\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-looking-at-the-jewelries.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-looking-at-the-jewelries-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-looking-at-the-jewelries-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-looking-at-the-jewelries-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/couple-looking-at-the-jewelries-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>49. &#8220;My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine\u2019s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside \u2014 Made in Taiwan.&#8221; \u2013 Leopold Fetchner<\/p>\n<p>50. &#8220;If you text \u2018I love you\u2019 to a person and the person writes back an emoji \u2014 no matter what that emoji is, they don\u2019t love you back.&#8221; \u2013 Chelsea Peretti<\/p>\n<p>51. &#8220;I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.&#8221; \u2013 Mindy Kaling<\/p>\n<p>52. &#8220;I love being married. It\u2019s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.&#8221; \u2013 Rita Rudner<\/p>\n<p>53. &#8220;Romantic love is mental illness. But it\u2019s a pleasurable one.&#8221; \u2013 Fran Lebowitz<\/p>\n<p>54. &#8220;Love doesn\u2019t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.&#8221; \u2013 Helen Gurley Brown<\/p>\n<p>55. &#8220;A person in love partly becomes a poet, a composer and the corniest person in the room.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>56. &#8220;People should fall in love with their eyes closed.&#8221; \u2013 Andy Warhol<\/p>\n<p>57. &#8220;You can\u2019t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I\u2019d wait for it to go on sale.&#8221; \u2013 Hussein Nishah<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100921\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-dragging-the-man.jpg\" alt=\"mulher a arrastar o homem nas compras enquanto carrega sacos de compras\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-dragging-the-man.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-dragging-the-man-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-dragging-the-man-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-dragging-the-man-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-dragging-the-man-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>58. &#8220;This is as close as I can get to describing it \u2013 a hot pancake with butter melting on top and a steaming cup of coffee as soon as I open my eyes. That\u2019s how wonderful it is to wake up knowing you are mine and I am yours.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>59. &#8220;I wish there\u2019s a traffic light to tell me when to stop, go and slow down when I took this road of falling in love.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>60. &#8220;To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>61. &#8220;When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.&#8221; \u2013 Mark Twain<\/p>\n<p>62. &#8220;The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24\/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.&#8221; \u2013 Sophie Monroe<\/p>\n<p>63. &#8220;Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing.&#8221; \u2013 Helen Rowland<\/p>\n<p>64. &#8220;I can&#8217;t make you love me, but I can fill my pantry with your favorite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.&#8221; \u2013 Rob Delaney<\/p>\n<p>65. &#8220;Girls cry their eyes out until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their mugs are all dried up.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<h2>Casamento e relacionamento Cita\u00e7\u00f5es engra\u00e7adas sobre o amor<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100922\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-couple-laughing.jpg\" alt=\"belo casal a rir-se enquanto est\u00e1 deitado na cama\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-couple-laughing.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-couple-laughing-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-couple-laughing-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-couple-laughing-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/beautiful-couple-laughing-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>66. &#8220;Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>67. &#8220;The happiest <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/citacoes-de-casamento\/\">casamento<\/a> I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.&#8221; \u2013 Coleridge<\/p>\n<p>68. &#8220;Relationships are hard. It\u2019s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks\u2019 notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.&#8221; \u2013 Bob Ettinger<\/p>\n<p>69. &#8220;Marriage has no guarantees. If that\u2019s what you\u2019re looking for, go live with a car battery.&#8221; \u2013 Erma Bombeck<\/p>\n<p>70. &#8220;The great question\u2026 which I have not been able to answer\u2026 is, \u2018What\u2026 does a woman want?\u2019&#8221; \u2013 Freud<\/p>\n<p>71. &#8220;Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.&#8221; \u2013 Phyllis Schlafly<\/p>\n<p>72. &#8220;A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.&#8221; \u2013 Mignon McLaughlin<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100923\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/close-up-photo-of-couple.jpg\" alt=\"fotografia em grande plano de um casal a rir, vestindo roupa formal, ao ar livre\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/close-up-photo-of-couple.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/close-up-photo-of-couple-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/close-up-photo-of-couple-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/close-up-photo-of-couple-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/close-up-photo-of-couple-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>73. &#8220;Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you\u2019d be surprised at the large number that re-enlist.&#8221; \u2013 James Garner<\/p>\n<p>74. &#8220;Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>75. &#8220;Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.&#8221; \u2013 Will Ferrell<\/p>\n<p>76. &#8220;Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>77. &#8220;For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.&#8221; \u2013 Bill Cosby<\/p>\n<p>78. &#8220;Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating.&#8221; \u2013 Ray Bandy<\/p>\n<p>79. &#8220;A good <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/relationship\/como-salvar-um-casamento\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">casamento<\/a> is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100924\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-man-helping.jpg\" alt=\"jovem ajuda uma mulher africana a cozinhar na cozinha\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-man-helping.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-man-helping-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-man-helping-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-man-helping-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-man-helping-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>80. &#8220;It is not love that makes a relationship complicated; it\u2019s the people in it who do.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>81. &#8220;Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to &#8216;Unstable'&#8221;. \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>82. &#8220;Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So, each is inevitably disappointed.&#8221; \u2013 Albert Einstein<\/p>\n<p>83. &#8220;Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.&#8221; \u2013 Beverly Nichols<\/p>\n<p>84. &#8220;Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>85. &#8220;If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say &#8216;Now you\u2019re super mad!'&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>86. &#8220;Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant.&#8221; \u2013 John Updike<\/p>\n<p>87. &#8220;I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.&#8221; \u2013 Groucho Marx<\/p>\n<p>88. &#8220;When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that\u2019s a few steps ahead is the one that\u2019s mad.&#8221; \u2013 Helen Rowland<\/p>\n<p>89. &#8220;The four most important words in any marriage. I\u2019ll do the dishes.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100925\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-man-washing-dish.jpg\" alt=\"jovem a lavar a loi\u00e7a a sorrir para a c\u00e2mara\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-man-washing-dish.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-man-washing-dish-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-man-washing-dish-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-man-washing-dish-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-man-washing-dish-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>90. &#8220;When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>91. &#8220;If she happens to fall, I\u2019ll be there to laugh at first and then help her up afterwards.&#8221; \u2013 J.A. Redmerski<\/p>\n<p>92. &#8220;What\u2019s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.&#8221; \u2013 Cindy Garner<\/p>\n<p>93. &#8220;Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.&#8221; \u2013 Pauline Thomason<\/p>\n<p>94. &#8220;All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>95. &#8220;Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it.&#8221; \u2013 Helen Rowland<\/p>\n<p>96. &#8220;Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash.&#8221; \u2013 Joyce Brothers<\/p>\n<p>97. &#8220;Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.&#8221; \u2013 Chelsea Handler<\/p>\n<p>98. &#8220;In any perfect relationship men should remember it\u2019s a matter of direction; she takes what\u2019s right and you take what\u2019s left.&#8221; \u2013 Solitaire Parke<\/p>\n<p>99. &#8220;Marriage does not only require you to deal with expenses and the toilet seat, you also have to deal with feelings and the last resort, the lawyers.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>100. &#8220;Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other\u2019s minimum daily requirements.&#8221; \u2013 Kathy Mohnke<\/p>\n<p>101. &#8220;Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.&#8221; \u2013 Professor Irwin Corey<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100926\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-handsome-man-laughing.jpg\" alt=\"homem jovem e bonito a rir-se a valer ao lado de uma mulher perto de uma parede de tijolo branco\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-handsome-man-laughing.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-handsome-man-laughing-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-handsome-man-laughing-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-handsome-man-laughing-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/young-handsome-man-laughing-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>102. &#8220;I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.&#8221; \u2013 Steven Wright<\/p>\n<p>103. &#8220;Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you\u2019re in.&#8221; \u2013 Richard Jeni<\/p>\n<p>104. &#8220;Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.&#8221; \u2013 Jackie Mason<\/p>\n<p>105. &#8220;Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.&#8221; \u2013 Richard Pryor<\/p>\n<p>106. &#8220;My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships nowadays.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>107. &#8220;Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.&#8221; \u2013 Tommy Dewar<\/p>\n<p>108. &#8220;Getting into a <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/relationship\/fazer-uma-pausa-equivale-ao-fim-de-uma-relacao\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">rela\u00e7\u00e3o<\/a> may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>109. &#8220;The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.&#8221; \u2013 Henry Youngman<\/p>\n<p>110. &#8220;Don\u2019t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don\u2019t need to the less fortunate.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>111. &#8220;Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<h2>Cita\u00e7\u00f5es de amor rom\u00e2nticas e engra\u00e7adas<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100927\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/romantic-young-couple.jpg\" alt=\"jovem casal rom\u00e2ntico a desejar os chocolates no prato \" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/romantic-young-couple.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/romantic-young-couple-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/romantic-young-couple-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/romantic-young-couple-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/romantic-young-couple-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>112. &#8220;All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn\u2019t hurt.&#8221; \u2013 Charles M. Schulz<\/p>\n<p>113. &#8220;If you can stay in love for more than two years, you\u2019re on something.&#8221; \u2013 Fran Lebowitz<\/p>\n<p>114. &#8220;Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby \u2013 awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.&#8221; \u2013 Lemony Snicket<\/p>\n<p>115. &#8220;Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.&#8221; \u2013 Charlie Brown<\/p>\n<p>116. &#8220;Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you\u2019re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone\u2019s feelings.&#8221; \u2013 David Sedaris<\/p>\n<p>117. &#8220;Good thing I brought my library card because I\u2019m totally checking you out.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100928\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/students-kissing-inside.jpg\" alt=\"estudantes a beijarem-se dentro da biblioteca, cobrindo a cara com um livro\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/students-kissing-inside.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/students-kissing-inside-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/students-kissing-inside-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/students-kissing-inside-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/students-kissing-inside-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>118. &#8220;When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don\u2019t answer because I\u2019m eating.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>119. &#8220;Don\u2019t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain\u2019t.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>120. &#8220;If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>121. &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/amor\/o-amor-verdadeiro-permanece-nao-e-preciso-lutar-por-ele\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Permanecer apaixonado<\/a> for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for the rest of your life is a miracle.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>122. &#8220;You\u2019ll know a person is in love when he can laugh like a fool by himself and keeps a goofy smile plastered on his face all day long.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>123. &#8220;The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.&#8221; \u2013 Blaise Pascal<\/p>\n<p>124. &#8220;If you love something set it free, but don\u2019t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.&#8221; \u2013 Chuck Palahniuk<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100929\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-laughing-and-closing.jpg\" alt=\"mulher a rir e a fechar os olhos dentro de casa \" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-laughing-and-closing.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-laughing-and-closing-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-laughing-and-closing-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-laughing-and-closing-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-laughing-and-closing-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>125. &#8220;If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.&#8221; \u2013 Jarod Kintz<\/p>\n<p>126. &#8220;You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I\u2019m scared!&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>127. &#8220;You know how people say, \u2018you can\u2019t live without love\u2019? Well, oxygen is even more important.&#8221; \u2013 Dr. Gregory Houser<\/p>\n<p>128. &#8220;To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia \u2013 to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess.&#8221; \u2013 H. L. Mencken<\/p>\n<p>129. &#8220;I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>130. &#8220;I\u2019ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>Ver tamb\u00e9m: <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/amor\/legendas-de-instagram-sobre-o-amor\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">250+ Legendas do Instagram incr\u00edveis, engra\u00e7adas e fofas sobre o amor<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Cita\u00e7\u00f5es curtas e engra\u00e7adas sobre o amor<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100931\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/perfect-white-smile.jpg\" alt=\"sorriso branco perfeito mostrado pelo casal feliz abra\u00e7ado na sala de estar\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/perfect-white-smile.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/perfect-white-smile-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/perfect-white-smile-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/perfect-white-smile-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/perfect-white-smile-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>131. &#8220;Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.&#8221; \u2013 English Proverb<\/p>\n<p>132. &#8220;I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.&#8221; \u2013 Russell Brand<\/p>\n<p>133. &#8220;A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.&#8221; \u2013 Spanish Proverb<\/p>\n<p>134. &#8220;It wasn\u2019t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.&#8221; \u2013 Lucille Ball<\/p>\n<p>135. &#8220;If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?&#8221; \u2013 Lily Tomlin<\/p>\n<p>136. &#8220;Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.&#8221; \u2013 Albert Einstein<\/p>\n<p>137. &#8220;A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.&#8221; \u2013 Les Dawson<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100933\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/cute-interracial-couple.jpg\" alt=\"casal inter-racial giro a namorar num caf\u00e9 \" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/cute-interracial-couple.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/cute-interracial-couple-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/cute-interracial-couple-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/cute-interracial-couple-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/cute-interracial-couple-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>138. &#8220;I love you more than coffee, but please don\u2019t make me prove it.&#8221; \u2013 Elizabeth Evans<\/p>\n<p>139. &#8220;Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.&#8221; \u2013 Fulton J. Sheen<\/p>\n<p>140. &#8220;I had a dream that I still loved you\u2026I think I woke up screaming.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>141. &#8220;Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.&#8221; \u2013 Jessica Martin<\/p>\n<p>142. &#8220;Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.&#8221; \u2013 George Carlin<\/p>\n<p>143. &#8220;I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>144. &#8220;Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.&#8221; \u2013 Ambrose Bierce<\/p>\n<p>145. &#8220;Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100934\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sweet-couple-eating.jpg\" alt=\"um doce casal a comer bolo num caf\u00e9\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sweet-couple-eating.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sweet-couple-eating-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sweet-couple-eating-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sweet-couple-eating-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sweet-couple-eating-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>146. &#8220;Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>147. &#8220;People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.&#8221; \u2013 Bob Hope<\/p>\n<p>148. &#8220;Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>149. &#8220;Do you believe in <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/amor\/14-sinais-romanticos-amor-a-primeira-vista\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">amor \u00e0 primeira vista<\/a>, or should I walk by again?&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>150. &#8220;My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.&#8221; \u2013 Joan Rivers<\/p>\n<p>151. &#8220;Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>152. &#8220;At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.&#8221; \u2013 Plato<\/p>\n<p>153. &#8220;I love you like a fat kid loves cake.&#8221; \u2013 Scott Adams<\/p>\n<p>154. &#8220;What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.&#8221; \u2013 Pearl Bailey<\/p>\n<h2>O amor \u00e9 engra\u00e7ado Cita\u00e7\u00f5es e prov\u00e9rbios<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100935\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-holding-womans-hair.jpg\" alt=\"homem a segurar o cabelo de uma mulher enquanto est\u00e1 sentado numa bicicleta grande no parque\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-holding-womans-hair.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-holding-womans-hair-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-holding-womans-hair-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-holding-womans-hair-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-holding-womans-hair-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>155. &#8220;Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.&#8221; \u2013 Natasha Leggero<\/p>\n<p>156. &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/life\/o-verdadeiro-amor-nao-foge\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Amor verdadeiro<\/a> comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.&#8221; \u2013 Erich Segal<\/p>\n<p>157. &#8220;Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn\u2019t show up on X-rays, but you know it\u2019s there.&#8221; \u2013 George Burns<\/p>\n<p>158. &#8220;Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.&#8221; \u2013 Thomas Dewar<\/p>\n<p>159. &#8220;Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.&#8221; \u2013 Lynda Barry<\/p>\n<p>160. &#8220;Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.&#8221; \u2013 H. L. Mencken<\/p>\n<p>161. &#8220;Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.&#8221; \u2013 Carroll Bryant<\/p>\n<p>162. &#8220;Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.&#8221; \u2013 Jules Renard<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100936\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hourglass-or-sand-timer.jpg\" alt=\"ampulheta ou rel\u00f3gio de areia em frente ao mar durante o nascer ou o p\u00f4r do sol\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hourglass-or-sand-timer.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hourglass-or-sand-timer-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hourglass-or-sand-timer-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hourglass-or-sand-timer-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hourglass-or-sand-timer-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>163. &#8220;Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.&#8221; \u2013 Thomas Dewar<\/p>\n<p>164. &#8220;Love is being stupid together.&#8221; \u2013 Paul Valery<\/p>\n<p>165. &#8220;Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>166. &#8220;Love is like a tornado, it picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>167. &#8220;True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.&#8221; \u2013 Fran\u00e7ois de la Rochefoucauld<\/p>\n<p>168. &#8220;Love, I\u2019ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.&#8221; \u2013 Nicholas Sparks<\/p>\n<p>169. &#8220;If you love \u2019em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love \u2019em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you\u2019re in love.&#8221; \u2013 Miles Davis<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100937\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-with-hair-rollers.jpg\" alt=\"mulher com rolos de cabelo deitada na cama com o p\u00e9 no queixo do homem\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-with-hair-rollers.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-with-hair-rollers-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-with-hair-rollers-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-with-hair-rollers-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/woman-with-hair-rollers-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170. &#8220;Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.&#8221; \u2013 Cathy Carlyle<\/p>\n<p>171. &#8220;Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.&#8221; \u2013 Jewish Proverb<\/p>\n<p>172. &#8220;Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>173. &#8220;Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.&#8221; \u2013 W. Somerset Maugham<\/p>\n<p>174. &#8220;If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.&#8221; \u2013 Katherine Mansfield<\/p>\n<p>175. &#8220;Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.&#8221; \u2013 Joan Crawford<\/p>\n<p>176. &#8220;Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.&#8221; \u2013 Bree Luckey<\/p>\n<p>177. &#8220;Love is hiding who you are at all times. It\u2019s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.&#8221; \u2013 30 Rock<\/p>\n<p>178. &#8220;Love is sharing your popcorn.&#8221; \u2013 Charles Schultz<\/p>\n<p>179. &#8220;Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<h2>Cita\u00e7\u00f5es engra\u00e7adas de amor para o marido<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100938\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-with-tattoo.jpg\" alt=\"homem com tatuagem e piercing na orelha, \u00f3culos e camisa cor-de-rosa, encostado a uma parede cor-de-rosa\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-with-tattoo.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-with-tattoo-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-with-tattoo-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-with-tattoo-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-with-tattoo-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>180. &#8220;I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They\u2019ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.&#8221; \u2013 Rita Rudner<\/p>\n<p>181. &#8220;A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.&#8221; \u2013 Zsa Zsa Gabor<\/p>\n<p>182. &#8220;When a woman says \u201cWhat?\u201d It\u2019s not because she didn\u2019t hear you. She\u2019s giving you a chance to change what you said.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>183. &#8220;I want to be your sweet <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/relationship\/140-textos-de-bom-dia-giros\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">bom dia<\/a>, your lovely good night and your most painful goodbye.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>184. &#8220;My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.&#8221; \u2013 Ray Romano<\/p>\n<p>185. &#8220;What\u2019s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.&#8221; \u2013 Cindy Garner<\/p>\n<p>186. &#8220;The more she turned right the more I turned wrong.&#8221; \u2013 Mark W. Boyer<\/p>\n<p>187. &#8220;No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.&#8221; \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n<p>188. &#8220;In my house, I\u2019m the boss, my wife is just the decision-maker.&#8221; \u2013 Woody Allen<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100939\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-pouring-coffee.jpg\" alt=\"homem a deitar caf\u00e9 na ch\u00e1vena da mulher durante o pequeno-almo\u00e7o na cozinha\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-pouring-coffee.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-pouring-coffee-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-pouring-coffee-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-pouring-coffee-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/man-pouring-coffee-720x481.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>189. &#8220;My wife was afraid of the dark\u2026 then she saw me naked and now she\u2019s afraid of the light.&#8221; \u2013 Rodney Dangerfield<\/p>\n<p>190. &#8220;I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.&#8221; \u2013 David Bissonette<\/p>\n<p>191. &#8220;Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.&#8221; \u2013 Jerry Seinfeld<\/p>\n<p>192. &#8220;My wife and I were happy for 20 years \u2013 then we met.&#8221; \u2013 Rodney D<\/p>\n<p>193. &#8220;My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.&#8221; \u2013 Jimmy Durante<\/p>\n<p><em>I hope these funny love quotes didn\u2019t really make you pee your pants from all the laughter because trying not to burst out in laughter while writing them down was really hard!.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Como sempre, n\u00e3o se esque\u00e7a de partilhar estas cita\u00e7\u00f5es mais engra\u00e7adas com os seus amigos e entes queridos, porque elas v\u00e3o certamente fazer-lhes ganhar o dia!<\/em><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Love is beautiful. Love is complex. And do you know what else love is? It is FUNNY and these funny love quotes prove that! If you can&#8217;t remember the last time you laughed your heart out, let today be the day that you do!. When you&#8217;re in love, your whole world changes and you start&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":100941,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29657],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-quotes"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29657,"label":"quotes"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/193-Funny-Love-Quotes-Sayings-That-Will-Make-You-Pee-Your-Pants.jpg",800,533,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy Nicholson","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29657,"name":"quotes","slug":"quotes","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29657,"taxonomy":"category","description":"Collection of quotes: These inspirational words of wisdom perfectly capture the essence of love and life with all their challenges, beauty, ups and downs.\r\n","parent":29651,"count":213,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29657,"category_count":213,"category_description":"Collection of quotes: These inspirational words of wisdom perfectly capture the essence of love and life with all their challenges, beauty, ups and downs.\r\n","cat_name":"quotes","category_nicename":"quotes","category_parent":29651}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100906\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/100941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}