{"id":11953,"date":"2018-01-12T10:01:37","date_gmt":"2018-01-12T10:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/herway.net\/?p=11953"},"modified":"2022-08-04T09:38:02","modified_gmt":"2022-08-04T09:38:02","slug":"6-razoes-comprovadas-pelas-quais-namorar-e-mesmo-uma-seca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/6-razoes-comprovadas-pelas-quais-namorar-e-mesmo-uma-seca\/","title":{"rendered":"6 raz\u00f5es comprovadas pelas quais namorar \u00e9 uma merda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do you remember when the last time you were on a date was? I bet you were so anxious that day and you were confused about everything but yet you wanted everything to be perfect. Well, I\u2019m sorry to burst your bubble but nothing about dating is fun or interesting, especially if you are going on a first date. You spend the whole day choosing the right outfit, making sure that it is not something too short but also not something that covers all your body. You want something that will be classy but sexy, at least by your standards. Then you go to the bathroom and stay there for 3 hours because you need to wax your entire body, put on some make-up and do your hair.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">When you finish all that, you remember that you haven\u2019t eaten anything and while you eat, you mess up all your make-up and then you need to start everything all over again. When it is time for you to go out, you put on those fancy high heels that are killing you but hey, you look so damn sexy in them, so you just put a smile on your face and leave your place satisfied because you look like a million dollars. And finally, when you get to the place the two of you decided to meet, you see that your date is nothing more than a lazy douchebag who couldn\u2019t even take a shower and who asks you to split the bill at the end of the evening. So you just sit there and start wondering: <em>\u201cWhy does dating suck so much?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>You don\u2019t need to think of any answers because we already did that for you, so here we bring you the top reasons why it is better to sometimes stay at home and not bother going on dates.<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">1. H\u00e1 muito barulho por causa de nada<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Eu sei que todos n\u00f3s ficamos entusiasmados quando vamos <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cosmopolitan.com\/sex-love\/advice\/g2385\/first-date-tips-from-guys\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">num primeiro encontro<\/a> mas nunca sabemos que tipo de pessoa ser\u00e1 o nosso par. Pode ser algu\u00e9m estranho mas, por outro lado, pode ser algu\u00e9m muito especial e ador\u00e1vel. Por isso, \u00e9 como uma lotaria, nunca sabemos se vamos ganhar ou perder. E mesmo que saibamos tudo isso, queremos representar-nos da melhor forma poss\u00edvel, por isso fazemos um esfor\u00e7o extra para estarmos perfeitos. E quando vemos quem est\u00e1 \u00e0 nossa espera na mesa do restaurante, muitas vezes desejamos ter ficado em casa. O homem sentado ao seu lado foi l\u00e1 para a impressionar e para dormir consigo na mesma noite. Bem, se ele planeava ter sexo consigo, podia pelo menos ter tomado um duche, certo?<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">2. Ficar\u00e1s nervoso e exausto ao mesmo tempo<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">You will be nervous because no matter whether you know that person or not, you will be thinking about the outcome. Alternatively, there will be so many thoughts rushing through your head, like: \u201cWhat should I say now?\u201d or \u201cDo I look attractive enough to him?\u201d and you will be worn out thinking about all the things that you wanted to say to impress him but you didn\u2019t. Also, you will be wondering if he will call you to invite you on a second date or if he doesn\u2019t really like you. And then it gets to that awkward moment when he brings you in front of your home and you don\u2019t know whether he wants to kiss you or not. That is all so exhausting and you would have had a better time if you had just stayed at home, covered with your favorite blanket, watching some Netflix movies.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Relacionadas: <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/porque-e-que-os-encontros-sao-tao-dificeis-para-os-homens\/\">Por que \u00e9 t\u00e3o dif\u00edcil para os homens namorar? 15 raz\u00f5es que abrem os olhos<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">3. Teve m\u00e1s experi\u00eancias em encontros anteriores<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cada vez que sa\u00edas para um encontro, era t\u00e3o estranho que s\u00f3 te apetecia fugir de cada pessoa. Metade delas passava a noite a olhar para ti e nem sequer tentava faz\u00ea-lo discretamente e a outra metade queria curtir no carro a caminho de casa. J\u00e1 para n\u00e3o falar daqueles que se achavam melhores do que tu e que queriam dormir em tua casa. Se eu fosse a si, esperaria por algu\u00e9m normal em quem pudesse confiar e nunca, mas nunca, visitaria nenhum site de encontros. Pelo menos n\u00e3o nesta vida.<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">4. As pessoas dizem disparates nos primeiros encontros<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">You probably don\u2019t want to hear about your date\u2019s ex-girlfriend whom he finds so damn perfect and whom he wants to get back with; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolde.com\/11-signs-hes-using-get-over-ex\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ele est\u00e1 apenas a usar-te para a esqueceres<\/a>. Isso n\u00e3o \u00e9 algo que uma rapariga queira ouvir num primeiro encontro. Ela quer ouvir que est\u00e1 bonita, que \u00e9 interessante e divertida e que o seu parceiro gosta da sua companhia. Falar sobre ex \u00e9 um grande n\u00e3o-n\u00e3o. E, afinal, s\u00f3 porque muitos homens o fazem, j\u00e1 perdeu toda a esperan\u00e7a de encontrar um homem normal.<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">5. Actually, you don\u2019t want to settle down<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I know that you have a choice but it is very difficult to find a good partner nowadays. People cheat on their partners, they abuse them emotionally and physically and most girls are not satisfied in their relationships. So you wonder why you would be so lucky to find someone who will look at you like the apple of his eye. You need to be so damn lucky to get a man like that. Then you realize that you can\u2019t just rush love and that it will come knocking on your door when destiny decides it is the right time for that.<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">6. Most guys from dating sites don\u2019t want to meet you<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A maioria dos homens utiliza os s\u00edtios de encontros para se divertir. \u00c9 interessante para eles quando podem <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/topicos-para-conversar-com-uma-rapariga-no-whatsapp\/\">conversar com uma rapariga<\/a> at 2 a.m. but they never want to take another step. They will just try to use you as a booty call and never ask you out. Some of them don\u2019t look nice and they just pretend they are fuckboys while others are real fuckboys and they have one girl for every day of the week. So, in the end, you don\u2019t see any point in dating because you know what? <a href=\"https:\/\/thoughtcatalog.com\/renee-shafii\/2015\/02\/10-reasons-why-dating-sucks-for-all-single-people\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Namorar \u00e9 uma treta<\/a>!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you remember when the last time you were on a date was? I bet you were so anxious that day and you were confused about everything but yet you wanted everything to be perfect. Well, I\u2019m sorry to burst your bubble but nothing about dating is fun or interesting, especially if you are going&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":53,"featured_media":11957,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29614],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-love-talks"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29614,"label":"love talks"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/joshua-ness-225844.jpg",800,534,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Ariel Quinn","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/author\/ariel\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29614,"name":"love talks","slug":"love-talks","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29614,"taxonomy":"category","description":"What is love? 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