Desde o momento em que a conheceram, os vossos pais tamb\u00e9m se apaixonaram por ela.<\/p>\n
Sentiu-se como se estivesse prestes a acordar a cada segundo deste belo sonho ou como se estivesse em coma durante dias a imaginar que ia casar com esta mulher fant\u00e1stica.<\/p>\n
And then, after a few weeks\/months\/years, you go to sleep feeling uneasy about the fact that she\u2019ll still be there once you wake up in the morning.<\/strong><\/p>\n If you\u2019re lucky enough, you will be able to even fall asleep knowing that your \u2018used to be heavenly marriage\u2019 has turned into a living hell.<\/p>\n She\u2019s no longer that same wife you used to brag about in front of everyone.<\/p>\n Now, you\u2019re anxious about anyone even asking you about her because they would remind you of the fact that you\u2019re trying to forget every single day \u2013 a miserable life with a toxic wife!<\/p>\n Antes de dizer (escrever) mais alguma coisa, note-se que este n\u00e3o \u00e9 um artigo sobre o facto de as mulheres serem os \u00fanicos parceiros t\u00f3xicos nos casamentos.<\/p>\n Men can be toxic as well, and the reason why I\u2019m not writing about them at the moment is because it would take me a decade to finish it. Just kidding (or maybe not). Either way, you\u2019ll never know.<\/p>\n Where were we? Yes. So, one day, you wake up in the morning and realize that you\u2019re no longer in the same marriage with the same person.<\/p>\n Your wife has become one of those toxic people that you usually avoid (if you\u2019re lucky enough).<\/strong><\/p>\n Al Bundy, de Married…with children<\/em>, compreende isso muito bem. Se tem uma mulher chata, o seu casamento tem provavelmente muitas coisas em comum com o casamento dele (exceto a parte do riso).<\/p>\n The only time you laugh is when she\u2019s not home and you get to hang out with your friends whose wives are as toxic as yours.<\/p>\n Now, let\u2019s be honest. You didn\u2019t just wake up in the morning one day and realize that something\u2019s not right with your marriage.<\/p>\n Your marriage didn\u2019t turn into a living hell overnight\u2026 this has been happening for SOME TIME now, but you just didn\u2019t pay attention to it.<\/p>\n A toxic marriage is not something that you experience all of a sudden, but it\u2019s a process where toxic words and habits accumulate, and lack of open and honest communication becomes your lifestyle.<\/strong><\/p>\n S\u00e3o precisos dois para manter um casamento (seja ele saud\u00e1vel ou t\u00f3xico), por isso a sua mulher t\u00f3xica n\u00e3o pode ser vista como uma unidade separada e a \u00fanica causa do seu sofrimento.<\/p>\n Both partners are responsible for what happens (or doesn\u2019t happen) in marriage.<\/p>\n Pois \u00e9. O teu casamento tornou-se um inferno no momento em que disseste isso a ti pr\u00f3prio: OMG I\u2019m so sick and tired of this thing called marriage, but I can\u2019t say this to my wife because if I do, I\u2019ll make things even worse. <\/em>Anyway, who has time to deal with marriage problems? I certainly don\u2019t.<\/em><\/p>\n Let\u2019s say that your wife feels the same way about this, so there you have it: Uma receita para um casamento t\u00f3xico.<\/strong><\/p>\n Here\u2019s something funny. I lived with my partner (now ex-partner) for two years and everything was perfect in the beginning of our life together.<\/p>\n O momento as coisas come\u00e7aram a correr mal<\/strong> foi quando comecei a critic\u00e1-lo sobre certas coisas, como pratos por lavar, toneladas de canecas sujas deixadas por todo o lado, meias sujas debaixo da cama, etc.<\/p>\n Ent\u00e3o, um dia, disse a mim pr\u00f3prio: What the hell, dude? I\u2019m not your mother. I will certainly not go around all day collecting your mugs or socks. I do my chores, you do yours.<\/em><\/p>\n The moment I addressed all the issues in our relationship, I officially became every guy\u2019s nightmare \u2013 a nagging creature.<\/p>\n It was evident that he didn\u2019t want to change, and I couldn\u2019t deal with it any longer, so I stopped giving a damn about it.<\/p>\n Decidi apenas viver a minha vida da melhor forma poss\u00edvel at\u00e9 acabarmos por seguir caminhos diferentes.<\/p>\n I still think about what would have happened if we had been open and honest with each other all the time, and not when things had already gone south. Hmm\u2026<\/p>\n Here\u2019s a potential joke I just came up with:<\/strong> The only positive thing about being in a toxic marriage is that you\u2019re the only one laughing out loud at husband-wife jokes not because they\u2019re funny, but because you know how true they actually are.<\/p>\n Now, we could continue talking about how your marriage is a living hell and I could tell you that I understand how you\u2019re feeling and that everything will be okay, but I won\u2019t waste mine and your time on it because it\u2019s boring.<\/p>\n This is not a story about how to deal with toxic partners, but it\u2019s a story that serves primarily as a comic relief to every toxic marriage out there.<\/strong><\/p>\n With all that being said, below, you\u2019ll find the list of toxic wives and their influence on marriage explained in a sarcastic way.<\/p>\n Este \u00e9 o tipo de mulher de que os homens falam h\u00e1 d\u00e9cadas. S\u00e3o o tema principal de cada segundo artigo e a raz\u00e3o pela qual tantos homens se tornam alco\u00f3licos sem sono.<\/p>\n If there\u2019s one thing a crazy wife is exceptionally good at, it\u2019s making you feel like it\u2019s your fault for everything bad that has happened to her (and that is about to happen): If you didn\u2019t talk about your stupid friends, I wouldn\u2019t have gone to the mall and stumbled upon Karen whom you know I have hated since high school!<\/strong><\/p>\n Deus nos livre se a Karen pedisse para falar com o gerente (os amantes de memes compreender\u00e3o esta).<\/p>\n Lidar com uma mulher louca<\/a> requires a special set of skills like admitting that you\u2019re wrong even when you\u2019re not, and having an extensive dictionary of trigger words to prevent putting her in \u201ca crazy wife on steroids\u201d mode within seconds.<\/p>\n Uma esposa chata<\/a> \u00e9 o tipo de mulher que faz tudo no casamento, enquanto o marido fica sentado o dia todo e n\u00e3o faz nada, exceto ver futebol e beber com os amigos.<\/p>\n A nagging wife is capable of making you feel like you\u2019re totally incompetent and incapable of living without her commands.<\/strong><\/p>\n A nagging wife\u2019s special power is making you fear for your life if you don\u2019t do what she asked you to do.<\/p>\nWait a minute… HOW and WHEN did your marriage turn into a nightmare?<\/h2>\n
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<\/p>\nO seu casamento transformou-se num pesadelo no momento em que deixou de lutar por ele.<\/h3>\n
\u201cI recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.\u201d \u2013 David Bissonette<\/h2>\n
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<\/p>\nEste tipo de esposas T\u00d3XICAS pode fazer com que qualquer homem se arrependa de se ter casado:<\/h3>\n
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<\/p>\n1. A crazy wife \u2013 the type of wife that makes you regret waking up in the morning.<\/h4>\n
2. A nagging wife \u2013 the type of wife that makes you regret not washing the dishes.<\/h4>\n
3. A selfish wife \u2013 the type of wife that keeps you locked in the house because she demands attention 24\/7.<\/h4>\n
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