There are some dates that you shouldn’t forget at any cost, and I really mean this. Those are the dates of your romantic partner, <\/b>amigos e fam\u00edlia<\/b>\u2019s birth.<\/b><\/p>\n
Recordar os seus <\/i>dia especial<\/i> e desejando-lhes um <\/i>feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/i> will show them that you appreciate and love them and that you’re deeply grateful for their presence in your life.<\/i><\/p>\n
So, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty and find the best birthday message to make your loved one feel happy and loved on their special day.<\/p>\n
Desejos de anivers\u00e1rio curtos e engra\u00e7ados e piadas<\/h2>\n
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Okay, you’ve already bought o presente perfeito<\/a> and found the most adorable birthday greeting card for your special someone’s birthday. Now, all you need is a unique birthday message to include in that card that will make your present complete and radieate boas vibra\u00e7\u00f5es<\/a>.<\/p>\n I got that part covered for you. In this list below, you’ll find the wittiest, most hilarious birthday messages and wishes for your loved one.<\/p>\n 1. Nunca me esque\u00e7o do teu anivers\u00e1rio. Vem sempre depois do dia em que me lembras dele. Parab\u00e9ns.<\/p>\n 2. Mais um anivers\u00e1rio passa com mais velas no bolo e menos cabelos na cabe\u00e7a!<\/p>\n 3. Limito sempre o meu or\u00e7amento quando compro <\/b>prendas de anivers\u00e1rio<\/b> de acordo com o que essa pessoa me deu de presente no meu anivers\u00e1rio. Aproveita o teu presente de nada!<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Desejo que o Todo-Poderoso te abrace com sorte para seguires esses sonhos e tamb\u00e9m com um balde de \u00e1gua para te acordar deles.<\/p>\n 5. I promise when you get old and forgetful, I won\u2019t let you forget to wash your hands after you pee or feed the cat food to your cat and not yourself. Have a wonderful birthday!<\/p>\n 6. Tentei encontrar algo que representasse o ano em que nasceste. Infelizmente, as lojas de velharias estavam fechadas. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio.<\/p>\n 7. Mais um ano a aquecer o teu rabo no meu sof\u00e1. <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 8. Forget about the past; you can\u2019t change it. Forget about the future; you can\u2019t predict it. Forget about the present; I didn\u2019t get you one.<\/p>\n 9. Muitas felicidades! Creio que est\u00e1 oficialmente apto a ser avaliado em Antiques Roadshow<\/i>!<\/p>\n 10. Happy birthday, and welcome to the \u201929 years old forever\u2019 club!<\/p>\n 11. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b> a algu\u00e9m que est\u00e1 a envelhecer melhor do que a Britney Spears e a Lindsay Lohan!<\/b><\/p>\n 12. Pens\u00e1mos que este ano ter\u00edamos a quantidade certa de velas para colocar no teu bolo, mas rapidamente fic\u00e1mos sem espa\u00e7o. Parab\u00e9ns!<\/p>\n 13. Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That\u2019s me. And to you, a very happy birthday.<\/p>\n 14. You\u2019re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn\u2019t get you anything. <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 15. Don\u2019t think of them as wrinkles. Think of them as creases that just need some starch and a bit of ironing. Cheers to another year & another crease.<\/p>\n 16. Desejo-te o mais feliz dos anivers\u00e1rios. Que tenhas a energia e o entusiasmo de uma crian\u00e7a de 2 anos, mas n\u00e3o a quantidade de dentes.<\/p>\n 17. Mais um ano, mais um anivers\u00e1rio para organizar, mais uma dor de cabe\u00e7a. \u00c9 melhor habituar-se \u00e0s dores de cabe\u00e7a; elas tornam-se cada vez mais comuns quando se chega \u00e0 meia-idade!<\/p>\n 18. You had me at \u201cthere will be cake and ice cream.\u201d <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b> a uma pessoa verdadeiramente especial que admira os doces!<\/b><\/p>\n 19. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio! Que vivas o tempo suficiente para ver a Amazon a fazer entregas na lua.<\/p>\n 20. Yes, we have reached that age\u2026 When every compliment we get is usually followed by \u2018for your age.\u2019 You\u2019re still looking great, though\u2026 for your age21. Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their lives in order?<\/p>\n 22. Don\u2019t fret over another birthday. You were already old.<\/b><\/p>\n 23. As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can\u2019t remember the other two.<\/p>\n 24. Parab\u00e9ns! Est\u00e1 mais um ano perto de poder obter o desconto de s\u00e9nior no Target e usar a roupa interior onde pode fazer chichi!<\/p>\n 25. If you look back through all the years you\u2019ve lived, the first thing you\u2019ll notice is that you need a telescope.<\/b><\/p>\n 26. I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now\u2026 you\u2019ve reached the age where it\u2019s genuinely not funny anymore.<\/p>\n 27. Here is a hug! Happy birthday!!!! PS: I\u2019m broke!<\/p>\n 28. Posso n\u00e3o me lembrar de onde coloquei as chaves do carro com a nossa idade, mas lembro-me definitivamente do vosso anivers\u00e1rio! Tenham um \u00f3timo anivers\u00e1rio.<\/p>\n 29. Just remember, the more candles on the cake, the bigger the cake you\u2019ll get! Now, who\u2019s laughing?<\/b><\/p>\n 30. At least you\u2019re not as old as you will be next year\u2026 if you make it!<\/p>\n 31. Prepara-te. Est\u00e1 a chegar uma explos\u00e3o de notifica\u00e7\u00f5es do Facebook. Tenham um \u00f3timo anivers\u00e1rio!<\/p>\n 32. Remember that age is just a number\u2026 just a really, REALLY high one in your case!<\/p>\n 33. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b> to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as I\u2019ll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.<\/b><\/p>\n 34. O Chuck Norris queria pedir desculpa por n\u00e3o ter podido ir \u00e0 tua festa de anos. Ele estava ocupado a fazer geocaching na Ant\u00e1rctica. Parab\u00e9ns.<\/p>\n 35. O segredo para se manter jovem \u00e9 mentir sobre a sua idade. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio!<\/p>\n 36. Hoje \u00e9 o meu <\/b>grande dia<\/b>. Para aqueles que querem enviar um presente verdadeiramente inesquec\u00edvel, aceito PayPal, Venmo, Zelle, Google Pay e Cash App.<\/b><\/p>\n 37. Oh yeah! You\u2019re getting closer to the age when the government sends you money every month. Happy birthday!<\/p>\n 38. One of the best pieces of advice in life is \u201cyou have to appreciate the little things.\u201d That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy birthday!<\/p>\n 39. O seu anivers\u00e1rio s\u00f3 acontece uma vez por ano, mas as rugas que traz consigo duram uma vida inteira.<\/b>40. Parab\u00e9ns por mais um ano bem vivido.<\/p>\n 41. Today, I have gathered the courage to stand in front of you, look into your eyes, hold your hand and tell you\u2026 that I am only here for the cake.<\/p>\n 42. Happy birthday. You\u2019re one step closer to diapers being mandatory!<\/p>\n 43. I didn\u2019t get you a gift or a happy birthday card, but please accept this half-assed happy birthday wish sent via social media.<\/p>\n 44. You\u2019re not 45. You\u2019re 20 with 25 years of experience.<\/b><\/p>\n 45. If \u2018only the good die young,\u2019 I\u2019m afraid you\u2019re going to be celebrating only a few more birthdays.<\/p>\n 46. Espero que vejas o dia em que n\u00e3o ter\u00e1s dentes.<\/p>\n 47. Blowing out those candles and wishing to get rich overnight? Keep blowing! Cause that shit doesn\u2019t work.<\/b><\/p>\n 48. Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick-butt, though, wouldn\u2019t it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day.<\/p>\n 49. Another birthday? You\u2019re going to need a bigger cake\u2026 or smaller candles!<\/p>\n 50. Party like it\u2019s 1959 when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up in the hospital.<\/p>\n 51. Comprei-te uma bola de stress como presente. Com toda a tens\u00e3o de envelhecer, tu sabes.<\/p>\n 52. Para o teu anivers\u00e1rio, queria comprar-te algo que te recordasse a tua juventude, mas j\u00e1 n\u00e3o havia arte rupestre nem ossos de dinossauro.<\/b><\/p>\n 53. Feliz 500\u00ba anivers\u00e1rio, Vampiro. Que continues sempre jovem!<\/p>\n 54. Wishing you the best! I would say you don\u2019t look another year older, but if I tell one lie now, it might make anything else I say later on unbelievable. Joking aside, you look pretty good for your age!<\/p>\n 55. O servi\u00e7o de urg\u00eancias est\u00e1 dispon\u00edvel para o caso de ter um ataque de asma inesperado ao soprar as velas.<\/b><\/p>\n 56. Que o teu anivers\u00e1rio seja repleto de divers\u00e3o e risos. Tenha um \u00f3timo dia!<\/p>\n 57. Your wife says you\u2019re definitely getting better with age. Does that mean you started to take the trash out? Happy Bday.<\/p>\n 58. There’s nothing to be upset about when you think about your age… Especially when you can’t even remember it! Happy birthday all the same!<\/p>\n 59. Yesterday is past, tomorrow is not known, and present… I didn\u2019t get one.<\/b>60. Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest, and most beautiful person in the world\u2026 Wait, did I say \u201cto\u201d? I mean from.<\/p>\n 61. Pensei em enviar-te um postal de anivers\u00e1rio a gozar com a tua idade, mas decidi n\u00e3o o fazer. Lembra-te disso quando estiveres a escrever o teu testamento.<\/p>\n 62. Only if Discovery showed animals celebrating their birthdays… Yes! You\u2019d be on television!<\/b><\/p>\n 63. At least you\u2019re not as old as you will be next year\u2026<\/p>\n 64. One more year to pretend you\u2019re old enough to care about people around you.<\/p>\n 65. Parab\u00e9ns a ti! Desejo que consigas tudo na vida com a mesma facilidade com que engordas.<\/p>\n 66. This birthday means it\u2019s time to start treating your kids like gold. They\u2019ll be choosing your nursing home soon.<\/b><\/p>\n 67. Happy birthday to someone who remembers how to do the \u2018Macarena.\u2019<\/p>\n 68. O que sobe desce. Bem, exceto a tua idade, certo? Feliz anivers\u00e1rio, meu.<\/p>\n 69. You think you are old? You\u2019re not old… you were old <\/b>ano passado<\/b>. This year, you\u2019re ancient.<\/b><\/p>\n 70. It\u2019s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I\u2019ve already alerted the fire department.<\/p>\n 71. Finally, you\u2019re 21 and legally able to do everything you\u2019ve been doing since you were 14 years old.<\/p>\n 72. Happy \u2018sitting on your Facebook and typing a thousand thanks to people you don\u2019t know\u2019 day!<\/p>\n 73. Espero que o teu anivers\u00e1rio te deixe menos quente e incomodado do que quando leste 50 tons de cinzento<\/i>. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio.<\/p>\n 74. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>! Que o vosso dia seja mais bonito do que um unic\u00f3rnio a peidar arco-\u00edris!<\/b><\/p>\n 75. Que Deus vos d\u00ea o apetite necess\u00e1rio para desfrutarem ao m\u00e1ximo do vosso grande dia, apesar de estarem hoje mais velhos e mais enrugados do que ontem.<\/p>\n 76. Ent\u00e3o, eu estava a ver Jurassic Park,<\/i> e lembrei-me que era o teu anivers\u00e1rio. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio, seu velho dinossauro!<\/p>\n 77. Mais um ano para conseguir os lugares para idosos nos autocarros! Feliz anivers\u00e1rio.<\/p>\n 78. Nunca te enviarei um desses <\/b>cart\u00f5es de felicita\u00e7\u00f5es<\/b> gozar com a vossa idade. Eu sei como os idosos s\u00e3o sens\u00edveis \u00e0 sua idade.<\/b><\/p>\n 79. Happy birthday! I hope you get dope and happiness. Sorry, hope and happiness.80. A lighter? We\u2019re going to need a flamethrower to light your candles.<\/p>\n 81. The best thing about your birthday is that you\u2019ve now reached the age where you can say: \u201cThose kids don\u2019t know anything. When I was young\u2026\u201d and then go on blathering all day, annoying everyone around you.<\/p>\n 82. A minha antena detecta pessoas idosas. Oh, \u00e9s tu! <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>, oldie.<\/b><\/p>\n 83. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio! Que vivas at\u00e9 ficares velho e sem dentes.<\/p>\n 84. Espero que aproveites o teu anivers\u00e1rio tanto quanto a Kim Kardashian gosta de tirar selfies!<\/p>\n 85. Parab\u00e9ns por ser um ano mais velho e continuar a manter um n\u00edvel de maturidade t\u00e3o baixo; \u00e9 verdadeiramente uma inspira\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/b><\/p>\n 86. We all knew this day was coming. It\u2019s not bad luck; it’s nature. It\u2019s best to just suck it up and accept the truth. It\u2019s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public. Happy birthday!<\/p>\n 87. Conseguir que algu\u00e9m t\u00e3o espetacular como eu envie um <\/b>mensagem de anivers\u00e1rio<\/b> para si foi, sem d\u00favida, a sua maior conquista deste ano.<\/b><\/p>\n 88. \u00c9s uma pessoa inesquec\u00edvel, sobretudo por seres t\u00e3o velho e cinzento. Espero que tenhas um anivers\u00e1rio maravilhoso.<\/p>\n 89. It\u2019s your birthday. The good news is that you\u2019re only as old as you act, and right now, you\u2019re in kindergarten.<\/p>\n 90. Espero que festejes o teu anivers\u00e1rio da mesma forma que vieste ao mundo, nua e a gritar!<\/b><\/p>\n 91. Don\u2019t worry, they are not gray hairs; they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise!<\/p>\n Ver tamb\u00e9m: 100 melhores e mais hilariantes piadas sobre fazer 30 anos<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n A best friend is someone who is always there for you, no matter what. It’s the person who will always stand right beside you, watching your back.<\/p>\n That’s why you have a million reasons to celebrate the day they were born and thank God for sending them into your life.<\/b><\/p>\n In this list below, you’ll find the best, fun-filled wishes for your best friend’s birthday<\/a>.<\/p>\n 1. Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don\u2019t have that kind of time!<\/p>\n 2. Happy birthday to a dear friend who has never acted their age. Don’t ever change.<\/p>\n 3. O meu <\/b>caro amigo<\/b>Lamento informar-vos de que a vossa inf\u00e2ncia expirou oficialmente.<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Last year it was a nice dinner at a fantastic hotel, the year before we went to Vegas, and now, this year, you\u2019re just staying in? I guess the rumors are true: old age does ruin people. Happy birthday! Have a good one!<\/p>\n 5. You know the old saying, “The older you are, the wiser you are”<\/i>? Eu costumava pensar que isso era verdade, mas depois conheci-te! Estava a brincar, amigo. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio para ti.<\/p>\n 6. When I looked at the date, I realized it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don\u2019t look a day over a hundred!<\/b><\/p>\n 7. You should see your age as something to boast about, not worry over. The next time someone makes an age joke at you, remind them that you\u2019ve been around longer than they\u2019ve been able to walk, and if they make it to half your age, they should consider themselves lucky!<\/p>\n 8. Remember on your birthday \u2013 good wishes are far more important than presents. Happy birthday from me!<\/p>\n 9. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b> to a friend who I wouldn\u2019t trade for all the Nutella in the world.<\/b><\/p>\n 10. “We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pets’ heads are falling off!!” I hope you are having a better day than Harry & Lloyd. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio, amigo<\/a>!<\/p>\n 11. You remind me of a jar of pickles. You\u2019re pretty well preserved for your age. <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>meu velho e querido amigo!<\/b><\/p>\n 12. I would like to wish you a politically correct birthday, so I won\u2019t encourage the overindulgence of alcohol, getting less than the recommended 9 hours of sleep, or listening to excessively loud rock music\u2026 But happy birthday, my friend, even if all the fun has been sucked out of it!<\/p>\n 13. As long as you are my friend, you\u2019ll never have to do silly stuff alone. Have a wonderful birthday, and if you do anything ridiculous, I\u2019ll be right next to you doing the same thing.<\/p>\n 14. Don\u2019t let your age get you down; it won\u2019t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 15. Diz-se que aqueles que t\u00eam mais anivers\u00e1rios s\u00e3o os que vivem mais tempo. Os anivers\u00e1rios s\u00e3o \u00f3ptimos. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio, meu.16. Se eu tentasse contar at\u00e9 \u00e0 tua idade hoje, ficaria rouco! Feliz anivers\u00e1rio, amigo!<\/p>\n 17. If you\u2019re having vanilla cake, I would like some ice cream\u2026 but on the side. If it\u2019s chocolate cake, no ice cream. If you\u2019re having vanilla and chocolate marble cake, I would like the ice cream served on top of the cake. If there\u2019s no cake, then just a scoop of chocolate ice cream. Happy birthday to a friend that always goes above and beyond!<\/p>\n 18. Happy birthday! If anyone messes with you on your special day, just let me know. I\u2019ll punch them right in their stupid face. Just one of the many benefits of having an awesome best friend like me!<\/p>\n 19. Se fosses uma uva, eu pisava-te e <\/b>torn\u00e1-lo<\/b> num delicioso vinho vintage. <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>, <\/b>amigo<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 20. Eu estava a ver Grumpier <\/i>Homens velhos<\/i>, <\/i>e lembrei-me que era o teu anivers\u00e1rio. Espero que sejamos colocados no mesmo quarto no nosso futuro lar de idosos. Ser\u00edamos uns parceiros de BINGO do cara\u00e7as! N\u00f3s limp\u00e1vamos tudo!<\/p>\n 21. Reservei uma visita a um centro de assist\u00eancia social pr\u00f3ximo para o vosso grande dia! Se reservar j\u00e1 o seu quarto, beneficiar\u00e1 de um desconto de 20%! Espero que tenhas um dia maravilhoso! Feliz anivers\u00e1rio, seu velhote!<\/p>\n 22. Chegou a altura de te dizer o que realmente \u00e9s, amigo! Um velhote!<\/b><\/p>\n 23. Of all the people celebrating their birthdays today, you are the least likely to be called \u201cyoung\u201d by a door-to-door salesman. Enjoy your day!<\/p>\n 24. You know you\u2019re old when your social calendar has bi-weekly \u2018meet friends for coffee @ blood pressure clinic\u2019 on it. <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>, seu velho <\/b>peido<\/b>.<\/b><\/p>\n 25. As estat\u00edsticas mostram que as pessoas que vivem mais tempo t\u00eam mais anivers\u00e1rios, o que nos custa mais dinheiro para as prendas!<\/p>\n 26. Dear friend, have you ever wondered why I\u2019ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets! Happy birthday.<\/p>\n 27. On your big day, I thought we\u2019d go to the zoo, but the signs say \u2018no pets allowed\u2019 on the premises, so we\u2019ll have to come up with something else since you wouldn\u2019t be allowed in. Happy birthday you big stinker!<\/p>\n 28. Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something… that I\u2019m not the oldest person here!<\/b><\/p>\n 29. Uma vez em muitos anos, nascem neste mundo pessoas com grande paix\u00e3o e brilhantismo que ambicionam as coisas mais grandiosas da vida. E hoje, uma delas gostaria de lhe desejar um anivers\u00e1rio muito feliz.<\/p>\n 30. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I\u2019m still young!<\/b><\/p>\n 31. I hope you don\u2019t mind that I bought you a cake to give para a tua m\u00e3e<\/a>e felicit\u00e1-la por ter entrado em trabalho de parto e te ter dado \u00e0 luz. Quer dizer, foi ela que fez todo o trabalho. Tu apareceste de repente! Feliz anivers\u00e1rio!<\/p>\n Use uma destas mensagens engra\u00e7adas de feliz anivers\u00e1rio e fa\u00e7a a sua irm\u00e3 rir no seu dia especial. Tamb\u00e9m pode encontrar um meme engra\u00e7ado de feliz anivers\u00e1rio e envi\u00e1-lo juntamente com os seus desejos de anivers\u00e1rio.<\/p>\n 1. Sis, there is definitely something that makes you stand out, and I know what it is… Your age, of course!<\/p>\n 2. Parab\u00e9ns a uma das poucas pessoas de cujo anivers\u00e1rio me consigo lembrar sem um lembrete no Facebook.<\/p>\n 3. Cheers to this incredible woman, my sister who has been thirty… like fifty times probably!<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Eras um pirralho muito desagrad\u00e1vel, e o teu sorriso permite-te escapar impune. Ainda \u00e9s o mesmo, mas mais velho! Tem um anivers\u00e1rio maravilhoso, irm\u00e3zinha<\/a>.<\/p>\n 5. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio para uma mulher antiga! Um dia, dir-me-\u00e1s como foi a constru\u00e7\u00e3o de Stonehenge!<\/p>\n 6. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b> to my sis, who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh, wait \u2013 that\u2019s wine. <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b> para a minha irm\u00e3<\/b><\/a>, que est\u00e1 a ficar velho!<\/b><\/p>\n 7. Olhar para ti enche-me de esperan\u00e7a! Uma mulher pode viver at\u00e9 aos cem anos!<\/p>\n 8. To my dearest, most favorite, and most precious little sister. Our family was so very blessed the day you were born. It was such a joy to grow up with you and share so many great moments together. Remember these kind words when you\u2019re cutting and dishing out the cake portions later!<\/p>\n 9. Happy birthday, sis! Here\u2019s to being immature for a lifetime.<\/p>\n 10. Que a tua tinta de cabelo e o teu r\u00edmel nunca escorram! <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>velhota!<\/b><\/p>\n 11. You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we\u2019re not as old as you!<\/p>\n 12. I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year; I hear dad\u2019s having a go at being the chef. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio, mana<\/a>!<\/p>\n 13. Felicidades<\/b> to my beautiful sis. You\u2019re not THAT old. You\u2019re just getting up there. In the words of Elsa, \u201cLet it go! Let it go!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n 14. O pior do teu anivers\u00e1rio \u00e9 que toda a gente sabe que crescemos juntas e isso revela a minha idade tamb\u00e9m. Mas mesmo assim, feliz anivers\u00e1rio para a melhor irm\u00e3 do mundo.<\/p>\n Estes hilariantes mensagens de anivers\u00e1rio para o seu irm\u00e3o<\/a> will definitely put a smile on your bro’s face and show him all the gratitude and love you feel for him.<\/p>\n 1. Cheers to my incredible brother, who thinks he is still young but isn\u2019t! You have really embraced delusion!<\/p>\n 2. This birthday party won\u2019t even be happening if mom and dad knew your actual marks. So get me the biggest piece of cake, half your gifts, and some money, please.<\/p>\n 3. Mano, tenho de te dar os parab\u00e9ns porque hoje conseguiste mesmo alguma coisa! Qual \u00e9 a sensa\u00e7\u00e3o de ser o homem mais velho vivo?<\/b><\/p>\n 4. I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I\u2019m returning the favor. Happy birthday, lil brother!<\/p>\n 5. A barba pode ser grisalha, as rugas podem ser profundas, mas, pelo menos, h\u00e1 bolo!<\/p>\n 6. O meu caro irm\u00e3o<\/a>Neste dia, algumas pessoas dir-lhe-\u00e3o que ainda \u00e9 um jovem. Bem, deixem-me dizer-vos uma coisa, essas pessoas s\u00e3o grandes mentirosas!<\/p>\n 7. O teu anivers\u00e1rio d\u00e1-me mais uma oportunidade de te dar as coisas de que preciso. <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>querido irm\u00e3o!<\/b><\/p>\n 8. As your younger sister, it\u2019s only right for me to remind you on your birthday that you\u2019re still older than me. Ha!<\/p>\n 9. Oh my poor bro, you’re another year older\u2026 And you still can\u2019t grow a beard.<\/p>\n 10. Estava numa loja de antiguidades na baixa da cidade e deparei-me com um dos brinquedos da tua inf\u00e2ncia com que estavas sempre a brincar. Esta mensagem de feliz anivers\u00e1rio vai para o meu irm\u00e3o que tem idade suficiente para ter os seus brinquedos de inf\u00e2ncia listados na \u00faltima edi\u00e7\u00e3o do Kovels Antique Guide! Muito bem!<\/p>\n 11. Mano, espero que um milh\u00e3o de <\/b>desejos de anivers\u00e1rio<\/b> tornar-se realidade para si! Vai mesmo condizer com a sua idade!<\/b><\/p>\n 12. Brother, I figured today would be as good a day as any to tell you that you were adopted!! Just kidding. Happy birthday\u2014or is it??<\/p>\n 13. Happy birthday to my big bro, who has witnessed great things! The invention of the wheel, the first cave drawing\u2026<\/p>\n 14. Congratulations! You\u2019re now one year closer to being known as a \u2018dirty <\/b>homem velho<\/b>\u2019! <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b> para ti, meu querido irm\u00e3o.<\/b><\/p>\n 15. Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it \u201cexperience\u201d and enjoy your birthday, anyway!<\/p>\n 16. Um dia, vais contar-me como sobreviveste aos dinossauros! Desejo-te um anivers\u00e1rio muito feliz, mano!<\/p>\n I honestly feel sorry for every man who forgets his better half’s birthday. He’ll definitely have to go through a lot of trouble to earn her forgiveness.<\/b><\/p>\n To save you from that nightmare, I’ve compiled this list of funny birthday jokes and wishes for your adored woman. Well, I did my part, and I’m sorry, mate, but remembering her special date is still your task.<\/p>\n 1. Happy birthday, my dear! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around forever! (That\u2019s because you have!)<\/p>\n 2. I didn\u2019t even have to be reminded by Facebook that it was your big day today! Impressed?! Happy birthday to you, my love!<\/p>\n 3. Que o teu anivers\u00e1rio seja t\u00e3o bom como o teu rabo e t\u00e3o incr\u00edvel como o teu c\u00e9rebro. <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio,<\/b> beb\u00e9!<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Cheers to my darling wife, who stays young! (Of course, that’s only because she lies about her real age). I love you, baby, and wish you nothing but the very best!<\/p>\n 5. I love you, baby girl, and I\u2019m wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you.<\/p>\n 6. I know that diamonds are a girl\u2019s <\/b>melhor amigo<\/b> so I got you 13 diamonds… just throw away the rest of the playing cards.<\/b><\/p>\n 7. Baby, to show that we’re not that old, I am going to wish you a happy birthday in under 140 characters. #happybirthday #youngandhot #stillgettingcarded<\/p>\n 8. Since it\u2019s your birthday, I\u2019ll let you leave the lights on.<\/p>\n 9. It\u2019s your birthday! So, make sure you are going to properly utilize the day with a lot of monkey business! Let\u2019s have a crazy party. <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b> para si, minha princesa!<\/b><\/p>\n 10. I forgot to get you a gift, so I\u2019ll just go take a shower, put on my birthday suit, and wrap myself up for you.<\/p>\n 11. Um brinde a todos estes anos de vida e ao or\u00e7amento do bolo que cort\u00e1mos, s\u00f3 porque as velas custam muito! Feliz anivers\u00e1rio, esposa<\/a>!<\/p>\n 12. Querida, eu ia enviar o teu presente pelo correio, mas o servi\u00e7o de correio disse que eu pesava demasiado, por isso aqui estou eu. Desejo-te o anivers\u00e1rio mais feliz de sempre.<\/b><\/p>\n 13. O teu anivers\u00e1rio est\u00e1 a tornar-te mais sexy a cada ano que passa. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio, jeitosa.<\/p>\n Escolha o desejo de anivers\u00e1rio mais hilariante da lista abaixo e fa\u00e7a o seu homem feliz no seu dia especial<\/a>.<\/p>\n Al\u00e9m disso, estes <\/i>mensagens de anivers\u00e1rio<\/i> provar\u00e1 o quanto gosta dele e o quanto est\u00e1 grata por o ter na sua vida.<\/i><\/p>\n 1. As your birthday approaches, you might dread becoming an old man. Don\u2019t worry about that! You already are! But hey, you have your old lady who loves you even more than you think.<\/p>\n 2. You\u2019re still hot after all these years\u2026 just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!<\/p>\n 3. Parab\u00e9ns pelo teu anivers\u00e1rio! Lembra-te, hoje, nada de sexo! Porque precisas de toda a tua energia para <\/b>explodir<\/b> as velas!<\/b><\/p>\n 4. Parab\u00e9ns a ti. Parab\u00e9ns a ti. Cheiras como o meu marido, e tamb\u00e9m \u00e9s parecido com ele.<\/p>\n 5. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio! Tu \u00e9s o meu \u00fanico num milh\u00e3o, e eu gostaria de passar este dia a celebrar contigo, e gostaria de passar todos os outros dias contigo. Claro, exceto quando v\u00eas futebol, basebol ou h\u00f3quei.<\/p>\n 6. N\u00e3o deves envergonhar-te de <\/b>envelhecer<\/b>. N\u00e3o s\u00f3 se faz de esperto a toda a hora, como tamb\u00e9m todas as antiguidades como a sua t\u00eam um grande valor! <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>, <\/b>homem velho<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 7. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio de algu\u00e9m que atura os seus arrotos, peidos, arranh\u00f5es e a\u00e7ambarcamento do controlo remoto!<\/p>\n 8. Nesta data, marido<\/a>, you might ache a little more. But, don’t worry, it’s only because you are old!<\/p>\n 9. Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that\u2019s almost dead in doggy years. I\u2019m so glad we met when we were kids. <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>, bae.<\/b><\/p>\n 10. Today, you have officially gotten past things! Like youth and hair that isn\u2019t gray! Feliz anivers\u00e1rio, marido!<\/a><\/p>\n 11. Podes n\u00e3o ser o Christian Grey, mas continuo a amar-te mais e mais a cada ano que passa! Feliz anivers\u00e1rio para ti, minha vers\u00e3o melhorada do Sr. Grey.<\/p>\n 12. You made it! You are now officially old! Maybe no one else has the guts to let you know, but don\u2019t worry. In my opinion, you\u2019ll make a sexy grey fox for sure!<\/b><\/p>\n 13. Viver como um velho \u00e9 melhor do que n\u00e3o viver de todo, certo? Feliz anivers\u00e1rio, amor!<\/p>\n 14. Hoje, reflictam sobre o facto de terem estado aqui desde o in\u00edcio! Quero dizer, desde o in\u00edcio! Feliz anivers\u00e1rio para o meu querido homem<\/a>!<\/p>\n 15. Querido marido, tu defines o meu passado e o meu futuro. E quanto ao presente, n\u00e3o encontrei nada para ti. Por isso comprei um para mim.<\/p>\n Nowadays we’re all a bit too busy and, unfortunately, important and special dates slip our minds all too often. However, that’s not an excuse because we all know that it can really hurt our loved ones.<\/p>\n If you’ve forgotten to wish <\/b>o teu melhor amigo<\/b> <\/a>ou o seu parceiro um <\/b>feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>, pode resolver o problema enviando-lhes um <\/b>mensagem de anivers\u00e1rio tardio<\/b> ou <\/b>cart\u00e3o de felicita\u00e7\u00f5es<\/b>. Mais vale tarde do que nunca, certo?<\/b><\/p>\n Estes <\/i>desejos de anivers\u00e1rio engra\u00e7ados<\/i> abaixo s\u00e3o garantidos para virar a carranca da cara deles de cabe\u00e7a para baixo e trazer um sorriso ao rosto instantaneamente.<\/i><\/p>\n 1. Stop whining about how I forgot your birthday. Be a man; let’s have a beer to celebrate.<\/p>\n 2. It\u2019s so tough to believe that you are getting older that I decided to wish you a happy birthday late this year.<\/p>\n 3. A melhor parte de ter amigos como eu \u00e9 que podemos celebrar o nosso anivers\u00e1rio mesmo quando n\u00e3o \u00e9. Atrasado <\/b>feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>, dude! Let’s go grab some drinks.<\/b><\/p>\n 4. I hope you\u2019re not feeling deflated that I\u2019m a little belated. Happy (late) birthday!<\/p>\n 5. Esqueci-me de te enviar os meus cumprimentos no teu anivers\u00e1rio do ano passado. Tenho de manter a tradi\u00e7\u00e3o viva. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio atrasado, amigo!<\/p>\n 6. I\u2019m sorry my <\/b>desejos de anivers\u00e1rio<\/b> are belated\u2014I honestly didn\u2019t think you\u2019d live this long. <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 7. Sorry I am late. I spent a lot of time deciding whether to send you a handwritten letter, email, voice message, Facebook message, tweet, SMS, or video message. I could not decide in time. So here’s one of each\u2014happy belated birthday!<\/p>\n 8. Sorry I missed your birthday\u2026 Hopefully, you\u2019ll have another one next year\u2026<\/p>\n 9. N\u00e3o quis, deliberadamente, juntar-me ao caos dos desejos de anivers\u00e1rio que terias recebido no teu anivers\u00e1rio. Porque n\u00e3o queria ser mais um amigo a lembrar-te de como est\u00e1s a ficar velho. Mais vale tarde do que nunca. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio atrasado!<\/p>\n 10. Feliz <\/b>anivers\u00e1rio tardio<\/b>! Envio-te muito amor extra para te ajudar a virar essa carranca do avesso.<\/b><\/p>\n 11. Se tivesses de aceitar um suborno para perdoar algu\u00e9m, qual seria? Diz-me depressa, porque tenho de te desejar um feliz anivers\u00e1rio atrasado.<\/p>\n 12. Roubaste-me o l\u00e1pis quando and\u00e1vamos no 2\u00ba ano. Estou atrasado em desejar-te um feliz anivers\u00e1rio. Agora estamos quites.<\/p>\n 13. It\u2019s not your fault, buddy. No one can help the fact that you\u2019re <\/b>envelhecer<\/b> and that I totally forgot… Happy <\/b>anivers\u00e1rio tardio<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 14. Rock stars are never on time, and that’s why I am fashionably late. Belated happy birthday.<\/p>\n 15. Culpado! Perder uma oportunidade de o celebrar \u00e9 um crime. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio atrasado!<\/p>\n 16. Sabias que ficas muito bonita quando est\u00e1s com vontade de perdoar? Atrasado <\/b>feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>! xoxo<\/b><\/p>\n 17. You\u2019re amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent \u2013 but don\u2019t get too excited. I\u2019m only saying all these things because I\u2019m a couple of days late! Happy birthday!<\/p>\n 18. I know you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that\u2019s who. Happy belated birthday!<\/p>\n 19. I don’t like the feeling of missing your birthday, so here’s a <\/b>cart\u00e3o de anivers\u00e1rio tardio<\/b> e, por seguran\u00e7a, um para <\/b>pr\u00f3ximo ano<\/b> tamb\u00e9m. <\/b>Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b> com anteced\u00eancia.<\/b><\/p>\n 20. Fashionably late is kind of my style; hope you don\u2019t mind. Happy belated birthday. Hope it was fabulous!<\/p>\n 21. A vida \u00e9 sobre perdoar e esquecer. Esqueci-me do teu anivers\u00e1rio e tu podes perdoar-me. Que perfeito.<\/p>\n 22. Sorry I wasn\u2019t there with you to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy <\/b>anivers\u00e1rio tardio<\/b>!<\/b><\/p>\n 23. Why should I be sorry about not wishing you a happy birthday? You saved some money by treating one less person, didn’t you? Belated happy birthday!<\/p>\n 24. Missing your big day is no laughing matter\u2026 even if you\u2019re a clown. Happy belated birthday!<\/p>\n 25. I forgot your birthday. So what? There’s always a next time, <\/b>pr\u00f3ximo ano<\/b>. ‘Till then, belated <\/b>feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/b>.<\/b><\/p>\n 26. A melhor qualidade de um amigo fixe como tu \u00e9 que nunca se zanga quando algu\u00e9m se esquece de lhe enviar os parab\u00e9ns no seu anivers\u00e1rio.<\/p>\nDesejos de anivers\u00e1rio engra\u00e7ados para um melhor amigo<\/b><\/h2>\n
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