{"id":147294,"date":"2022-03-15T08:56:03","date_gmt":"2022-03-15T08:56:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=147294"},"modified":"2022-05-09T18:31:13","modified_gmt":"2022-05-09T18:31:13","slug":"citacoes-de-ex-selvagem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/citacoes-de-ex-selvagem\/","title":{"rendered":"A lista de 197 cita\u00e7\u00f5es e legendas de Savage Ex"},"content":{"rendered":"

Queres mandar um beijo ao teu ex? atrevido <\/i> mensagem<\/i> to make them understand what they\u2019ve lost but don\u2019t want it to be direct?<\/em> Ent\u00e3o, acredite em mim, n\u00e3o h\u00e1 melhor maneira de o fazer do que atrav\u00e9s das redes sociais.<\/p>\n

Encontrei as cita\u00e7\u00f5es de ex mais duras e selvagens online e coloquei-as nesta enorme cole\u00e7\u00e3o, especialmente para si.<\/p>\n

However, that\u2019s not all. These quotes also have healing powers because they can ajud\u00e1-lo a ultrapassar a sua separa\u00e7\u00e3o e faz\u00ea-lo concentrar-se em todas as coisas que est\u00e1 a ganhar com isso.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Por isso, sem mais demoras, apresento-lhe uma cole\u00e7\u00e3o das melhores legendas e cita\u00e7\u00f5es selvagens do Instagram.<\/p>\n

As melhores cita\u00e7\u00f5es e letras de m\u00fasicas de Savage Ex<\/h2>\n

1. \u201cZombies eat brains. You\u2019re safe.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n

2. \u201cAll discarded lovers should be given a second chance but with somebody else.\u201d \u2013 Mae West<\/p>\n

3. \u201cYou just kinda wasted my precious time.\u201d \u2013 Bob Dylan.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. \u201cSometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.\u201d \u2013 Marilyn Monroe<\/p>\n

5. \u201cYou made my heart break, and that made me who I am.\u201d \u2013 Little Mix<\/p>\n

6. \u201cI am a museum full of art, but you had your eyes shut.\u201d \u2013 Rupi Kaur<\/p>\n

7. \u201cThanks for the memories, even though they weren\u2019t so great.\u201d \u2013 Fall Out Boy<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. \u201c Apaixonar-se pela pessoa <\/a> who enjoys your madness, not an idiot who forces you to be normal.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n

9. \u201cI’ve been movin’ on since we said goodbye.\u201d \u2013 Dua Lipa<\/p>\n

10. \u201cOh yeah, you cross my mind once a week. That day is always garbage day.\u201d \u2013 Ashley Snyder.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Ah,<\/p>\n

11. \u201cFrankly, my dear, I don\u2019t give a damn.\u201d \u2013 Margaret Mitchell<\/p>\n

12. \u201cKeep your head high and your middle finger higher.\u201d \u2013 Megan Fox<\/p>\n

13. \u201cO <\/b>a melhor vingan\u00e7a<\/b><\/a> que pode obter sobre o seu ex \u00e9 seguir em frente<\/b> and let them see you happy with someone who treats you better than they did.\u201d \u2013 Sonya Parker<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. \u201cYou\u2019re way too short to get on this ride.\u201d \u2013 Shawn Mendes<\/p>\n

15. \u201cI’ve learned from the pain. I turned out amazing.\u201d \u2013 Ariana Grande.<\/p>\n

16. \u201cDidn\u2019t they tell you that I was a savage? F\u2014 your white horse and a carriage.\u201d \u2013 Rihanna<\/p>\n

17. \u201cI\u2019m so miserable without you; it\u2019s almost as if you\u2019re here!\u201d \u2013 Billy Ray Cyrus<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. \u201cYou’re like a million miles too close.\u201d \u2013 The Jonas Brothers<\/p>\n

19. \u201cI never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.\u201d \u2013 Zsa Zsa Gabor<\/p>\n

20. \u201cYou don’t deserve my tears. I guess that’s why they ain’t there.\u201d \u2013 Beyonc\u00e9<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"N\u00e3o<\/p>\n

21. \u201cLight travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.\u201d \u2013 Steven Wright<\/p>\n

22. \u201cIf you\u2019re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.\u201d \u2013 Oscar Wilde<\/p>\n

23. \u201cI\u2019m in my own lane; you ain\u2019t in my category.\u201d \u2013 HOV Lane<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. \u201cI\u2019m sorry that people are so jealous of me\u2026but I can\u2019t help it that I\u2019m so popular.\u201d \u2013 Gretchen Wieners, Meninas Malvadas<\/em><\/p>\n

25. \u201cOne day they’ll realize they lost a diamond while playing with worthless stones.\u201d \u2013 Turcois Ominek<\/p>\n

26. \u201cKnow yourself; saiba o seu valor<\/a>.\u201d \u2013 Drake<\/p>\n

27. \u201cPain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.\u201d \u2013 M. Kathleen Casey<\/strong><\/p>\n

28. \u201cI just figured if I\u2019m going to be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess, right?\u201d \u2013 Mindy Lahiri, O Projeto Mindy<\/em><\/p>\n

29. \u201c Rela\u00e7\u00f5es falhadas<\/a> can be described as so much wasted makeup.\u201d \u2013 Marian Keyes.<\/p>\n

30. \u201cI\u2019m too busy writing history to read it.\u201d \u2013 Kanye West<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Estou<\/p>\n

31. \u201cThank you, next.\u201d \u2013 Ariana Grande.<\/p>\n

32. \u201cBlaming the ex for the breakup is like blaming the clothes for not fitting you.\u201d \u2013 Khang Kijarro Nguyen<\/p>\n

33. \u201cDating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.\u201d \u2013 Kendrick Cole<\/strong><\/p>\n

34. \u201cThe best revenge is massive success.\u201d \u2013 Frank Sinatra<\/p>\n

35. \u201cOne relationship ends, but life goes on. Your \u2018ex\u2019 was just a stepping stone to something better.\u201d \u2013 Sushan R Sharma<\/p>\n

36. \u201cSince I left you, I found the world so new.\u201d \u2013 The Avalanches.<\/p>\n

37. \u201cDon\u2019t come back when you realize that I\u2019m rare.\u201d \u2013 Genereux Philip<\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: Cita\u00e7\u00f5es sobre deixar ir: 115 melhores cita\u00e7\u00f5es para o ajudar a seguir em frente<\/a><\/p>\n

Cita\u00e7\u00f5es curtas e legendas para um ex<\/h2>\n

Aqui est\u00e1, uma lista das melhores legendas selvagens do Instagram. Pode inclu\u00ed-los no seu Biografia do Instagram<\/a>, use them as a caption to the pic you choose to dedicate to your ex, or if you\u2019re brave enough, you can send it to your ex directly.<\/em><\/p>\n

1. Boa sorte<\/a> encontrar algu\u00e9m que aguente as tuas tretas t\u00e3o bem como eu aguentei.<\/p>\n

2. At\u00e9 o meu dedo m\u00e9dio \u00e9 maior do que o teu cora\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n

3. When your ex says, \u201cYou\u2019ll never find anyone like me,\u201d just smile and reply, \u201cThat\u2019s the point.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Quando<\/p>\n

4. Karma\u2019s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she\u2019ll be with you shortly.<\/p>\n

5. I don\u2019t care what you think about me; I don\u2019t think about you at all.<\/p>\n

6. Obrigado por fazeres de mim algu\u00e9m com um cora\u00e7\u00e3o inocente mas com uma mente diab\u00f3lica.<\/p>\n

7. Est\u00e1s a dizer-lhe a mesma merda que me disseste a mim?<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. O meu ex \u00e9 um tesouro t\u00e3o grande que tenho a necessidade constante de o enterrar.<\/p>\n

9. Se alinhar todos os seus ex-amantes numa fila, pode ver o fluxograma da sua doen\u00e7a mental.<\/p>\n

10. I\u2019m glad you stopped talking to me. It\u2019s like the trash took itself out.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Sentir-se bem; viver melhor.<\/p>\n

12. Um brinde ao meu ex por ter finalmente encontrado algu\u00e9m t\u00e3o in\u00fatil como ele.<\/p>\n

13. Talvez devesses comer alguma maquilhagem para poderes ser bonita por dentro tamb\u00e9m.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Talvez<\/p>\n

14. Escolher-me a mim e \u00e0 minha felicidade foi a melhor decis\u00e3o at\u00e9 agora.<\/p>\n

15. Ver o teu ex com algu\u00e9m mais feio do que tu. Espetacular.<\/p>\n

16. Rio-me tanto do facto de te ter amado.<\/p>\n

17. The good news is that my ex set the bar low enough to make my new boyfriend\u2019s ordinary accomplishments seem impressive.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. Anybody who told my ex to be himself simply couldn’t have given him worse advice.<\/p>\n

19. Cancel my subscription because I\u2019m done with your issues.<\/p>\n

20. If you\u2019re happy and you know it, thank your ex!<\/strong><\/p>\n

21. My ex was not a smartass, but he is definitely a \u2018trying to be smart, but actually, I am an ass\u2019 kind of person.<\/p>\n

22. Don\u2019t feel special because, apparently, my ex f*cks everyone.<\/p>\n

23. A dor s\u00f3 me tornou mais forte.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"A<\/p>\n

24. Dear ex\u2026when you see me, I want you to recognize what you had, regret what you\u2019ve lost<\/a>, and realize what you\u2019re never getting back.<\/p>\n

25. R.I.P. aos sentimentos que eu tinha por ti.<\/p>\n

26. Life goes on. \u270c\ufe0f<\/strong><\/p>\n

27. Porque \u00e9 que a minha sanidade mental est\u00e1 a pagar o pre\u00e7o dos teus erros?<\/p>\n

28. I would love to insult you, but I\u2019m afraid I won\u2019t do as well as nature did.<\/p>\n

29. When your past calls, don’t answer.<\/p>\n

30. O meu ex n\u00e3o \u00e9 in\u00fatil porque, afinal, ainda pode ser usado como um mau exemplo.<\/strong><\/p>\n

31. Alguns causam felicidade onde quer que v\u00e3o; outros, sempre que v\u00e3o.<\/p>\n

32. Sim, tu partiu-me o cora\u00e7\u00e3o<\/a>mas depois de veres como a tua nova namorada \u00e9 muito mais feia do que eu, podemos ficar quites.<\/p>\n

33. No, I checked my receipt. I didn\u2019t buy any of your bullshit.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"N\u00e3o,<\/p>\n

34. It\u2019s funny when you realize that karma messed up who once destroyed you.<\/p>\n

35. Single ( ), Taken ( ), Too Busy Enjoying Life (\u2713).<\/p>\n

36. I get so emotional when you\u2019re not around, and that emotion is called happiness.<\/p>\n

37. \u00c9s a pe\u00e7a do puzzle da minha casa de Lego. Basicamente, in\u00fatil.<\/strong><\/p>\n

38. Don\u2019t put me in a position where I\u2019ve got to show you how cold my heart can get.<\/p>\n

39. Recuperar o seu ex<\/a> \u00e9 como ir a uma venda de garagem e comprar a sua pr\u00f3pria porcaria!<\/p>\n

40. I don\u2019t have Ex\u2019s; I have Y\u2019s. Like, \u201cY the hell did I date you?<\/strong><\/p>\n

41. You can treat me like a joke, but then I will leave you like it\u2019s funny.<\/p>\n

42. Dear ex, I won\u2019t block or delete you. I\u2019m keeping you there so you are able to see how happy I am without you.<\/p>\n

43. De todos os meus erros, tu foste o mais errado.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"De<\/p>\n

44. Quando as coisas se desmoronam, vem sempre algo melhor a seguir.<\/p>\n

45. It\u2019s with or without you, but life goes on.<\/p>\n

46. You said that I\u2019m bad, and I dream of showing you my worst.<\/p>\n

47. Quanto mais rapazes conhe\u00e7o, mais gosto do meu c\u00e3o.<\/p>\n

48. I\u2019m just at a whole new \u2018fuck it\u2019 level.<\/strong><\/p>\n

49. Unfortunately, stupidity is not a crime. But if it were, my ex would\u2019ve ended up in jail a long time ago.<\/p>\n

50. Sem pessoas est\u00fapidas como o meu ex, n\u00e3o ter\u00edamos ningu\u00e9m de quem nos rir. Acho que todos n\u00f3s dev\u00edamos agradecer-lhe pela sua contribui\u00e7\u00e3o para a sociedade.<\/strong><\/p>\n

51. Obrigado por namorares com algu\u00e9m feio depois de termos acabado. Eu ganhei.<\/p>\n

52. O meu ex \u00e9 t\u00e3o cheio de tretas que podia passar por uma sanita.<\/p>\n

53. O sarcasmo sai-me da boca e a estupidez da sua.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"O<\/p>\n

54. Call me a bitch one more time, and I\u2019ll show you what a real one is.<\/p>\n

55. I\u2019m cool. PS: You\u2019re not.<\/p>\n

56. Um dia, algu\u00e9m vai agradecer-te por me deixares ir embora <\/a>.<\/p>\n

57. I hope you will go a long way \u2013 a long way to hell.<\/strong><\/p>\n

58. Just think, your ex is someone else’s problem now.<\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: 205 melhores legendas de luz para o Instagram<\/a><\/p>\n

Queen Savage Quotes For An Ex<\/h2>\n

O mais importante \u00e9 manter a classe.<\/em> Esta lista de cita\u00e7\u00f5es selvagens e Legendas no Instagram<\/a> will help you express yourself in a stylish and classy way… the only appropriate way for a queen like you.<\/p>\n

1. Concentre-se nos seus objectivos<\/a>. Estes homens s\u00f3 querem fazer-vos perder tempo.<\/p>\n

2. My heels are higher than most people\u2019s standards.<\/p>\n

3. Nunca tenhas ci\u00fames quando vires o teu ex com outra pessoa porque os nossos pais ensinaram-nos a dar os nossos brinquedos usados aos menos afortunados.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Tu eras a minha ch\u00e1vena de ch\u00e1, mas agora bebo champanhe.<\/p>\n

5. N\u00e3o \u00e9 necess\u00e1rio bloquear-vos; quero que vejam o que perderam.<\/p>\n

6. I used to hope that you’d bring me flowers. Now I plant my own.<\/p>\n

7. A bateria do meu telem\u00f3vel dura mais do que a da sua rela\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. It\u2019s okay if you don\u2019t like me. Not everyone has good taste.<\/p>\n

9. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it\u2019s yours; If it doesn\u2019t, he was stupid anyway.<\/p>\n

10. What\u2019s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"O<\/p>\n

11. Quando fico triste, deixo de estar triste e passo a ser espetacular.<\/p>\n

12. Confunda-os com o seu sil\u00eancio e surpreenda-os com as suas ac\u00e7\u00f5es.<\/p>\n

13. \u201cThis queen doesn’t need a king.\u201d \u2014 Daya<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. I\u2019m sunshine mixed with a little hurricane \u2609??<\/p>\n

15. \u00c9 um desperd\u00edcio total do meu r\u00edmel chorar por tipos como tu.<\/p>\n

16. Tell me not to do something, and I\u2019ll do it twice and take a picture. ?<\/p>\n

17. E quando me trocaste por outra rapariga, percebi porque \u00e9 que as pessoas optam por produtos mais baratos em vez de produtos com classe.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. If you treat me like an option, I\u2019ll leave you like a choice.<\/p>\n

19. I\u2019m in training to be the hottest ex-girlfriend you\u2019ve ever had.<\/p>\n

20. Foste suficientemente burro para te ires embora; eu fui suficientemente inteligente para te deixar ir.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Foste<\/p>\n

21. Prefiro ser eu pr\u00f3prio, digam o que disserem.<\/p>\n

22. N\u00e3o sou uma princesa que precisa de ser salva. Sou uma rainha e tenho tudo sob controlo.<\/p>\n

23. Caro <\/b>ex-namorado<\/b><\/a>: Don\u2019t worry, I\u2019m not jealous; I already know what kind of mess your downgrade will get already.<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. Treat me like an option, and I\u2019ll dump you like a choice.<\/p>\n

25. Aqui est\u00e1 a prova de que as minhas selfies s\u00e3o melhores do que as vossas.<\/p>\n

26. I even take revenge on the ones who are of my class. So, don\u2019t worry.<\/strong><\/p>\n

27. Deixaste cair um diamante. Boa sorte na recolha de pedras.<\/p>\n

28. Doce como o a\u00e7\u00facar, frio como o gelo, se me magoares uma vez, parto-te tr\u00eas vezes.<\/p>\n

29. O meu r\u00edmel \u00e9 demasiado caro para chorar por rapazes est\u00fapidos como tu.<\/p>\n

30. Mais sexy que o seu ex; muito melhor que o seu pr\u00f3ximo.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: Cita\u00e7\u00f5es atrevidas: A lista definitiva de prov\u00e9rbios e cita\u00e7\u00f5es de Badass<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Mais<\/p>\n

Insultos Separa\u00e7\u00e3o Cita\u00e7\u00f5es selvagens para um ex<\/h2>\n

Se quiser aquecer um pouco as coisas e libertar a sua raiva, estes insultos cita\u00e7\u00f5es de separa\u00e7\u00e3o <\/a> s\u00e3o a coisa certa para si!<\/p>\n

1. Pareces algo que desenhei com a minha m\u00e3o esquerda.<\/p>\n

2. Bad luck you can\u2019t photoshop your personality.<\/p>\n

3. I was feeling dumb, but then I thought, \u201cAt least I\u2019m smarter than my ex.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. When a monkey puts on makeup, it’s still the same monkey. ??<\/p>\n

5. Hoje \u00e9 o Dia Nacional do Animal. Reserve um momento para se lembrar do seu ex.<\/p>\n

6. A cabe\u00e7a serve apenas para manter as orelhas afastadas.<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. O lixo \u00e9 recolhido amanh\u00e3. \u00c9 melhor preparares-te.<\/p>\n

8. As minhocas iriam adorar o meu ex porque adoram lama e sujidade.<\/p>\n

9. The degree of my ex\u2019s stupidity is enough to boil water.<\/p>\n

10. Se a estupidez fosse uma profiss\u00e3o, o meu ex seria um bilion\u00e1rio.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Se<\/p>\n

11. Eu sou a \u00e1gua Fiji. Tu \u00e9s a \u00e1gua da sanita.<\/p>\n

12. I\u2019m sorry you were offended when I called you a hoe. I didn\u2019t know it was a secret.<\/p>\n

13. When I\u2019m angry, I make ugly cartoonish images of people, and I guess God was in the same mood when he made you.<\/p>\n

14. It\u2019s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.<\/strong><\/p>\n

15. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it really works.<\/p>\n

16. Se eu engolisse pe\u00e7as de scrabble e as vomitasse, isso continuaria a ser uma declara\u00e7\u00e3o melhor do que as palavras que dizes.<\/p>\n

17. Espelhos<\/b> don\u2019t lie, and lucky for you, they don\u2019t laugh.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. How am I supposed to forget you when every time I go outside, I see things that remind me of you… like garbage cans and dog shit?<\/p>\n

19. \u00c9s como um peido. A tua presen\u00e7a cheira mal.<\/p>\n

20. Let\u2019s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: 120 melhores ideias de legendas para selfies no espelho que n\u00e3o vai querer perder<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Digamos<\/p>\n

Cita\u00e7\u00f5es engra\u00e7adas e atrevidas para um ex<\/h2>\n

E aqui est\u00e1 uma lista de cita\u00e7\u00f5es engra\u00e7adas sobre ex que o v\u00e3o fazer rir de certeza.<\/p>\n

1. I’m not o teu odiador<\/a>. I\u2019m just not necessarily excited about your existence.<\/p>\n

2. A minha ex \u00e9 a prova viva de como posso ser est\u00fapido.<\/p>\n

3. Algumas pessoas s\u00f3 precisam de um \"d\u00e1 c\u00e1 mais cinco\". Na cara. Com uma cadeira.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. My ex? Yeah, I\u2019d still hit that. Except, this time, it would be with a car or a baseball bat.<\/p>\n

5. Don\u2019t cry because it\u2019s over; smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.<\/strong><\/p>\n

6. If I ever get a genie, I\u2019d ask him to turn you into a donkey\u2026 the real you.<\/p>\n

7. All I\u2019m saying is I\u2019ve never seen my ex and satan in the same room.<\/p>\n

8. Espero que o seu ar condicionado se avarie este ver\u00e3o.<\/strong><\/p>\n

9. O meu cora\u00e7\u00e3o n\u00e3o tem espa\u00e7o para ti, mas a bagageira do meu carro tem de certeza.<\/p>\n

10. What doesn\u2019t kill you disappoints me.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"O<\/p>\n

11. Algumas pessoas merecem sempre levar um \"high five\" mesmo na cara.<\/p>\n

12. I\u2019m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.<\/p>\n

13. I sentir a minha <\/b>ex-namorado<\/b><\/a> como um homem rico sente falta dos dias em que era pobre. Lembra-se deles com carinho, mas n\u00e3o quer voltar a eles.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. I’ve got one less problem without you.<\/p>\n

15. It\u2019s not you. It\u2019s that I finally realize you\u2019re terrible.<\/p>\n

16. Ca\u00edste do c\u00e9u? Porque Satan\u00e1s tamb\u00e9m caiu.<\/p>\n

17. O Dia Mundial do Ex \u00e9 celebrado a 11 de janeiro, dia do animal.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. A minha namorada disse que queria que eu fosse mais parecido com o seu ex. Por isso, dei-lhe com os p\u00e9s.<\/p>\n

19. A melhor vingan\u00e7a contra uma mulher que lhe rouba o seu homem \u00e9 deix\u00e1-la ficar com ele.<\/p>\n

20. Chorei quando me deixaste, mas ri-me quando vi o motivo pelo qual me deixaste.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Chorei<\/p>\n

21. I accidentally bumped into my ex today\u2026With my car\u2026at 60mph\u2026on purpose.<\/p>\n

22. My ex-boyfriend\u2019s Facebook status said, \u201cSuicidal and standing on the edge\u201d\u2026So I poked him.<\/p>\n

23. Don\u2019t cry because it\u2019s over; smile because that asshole is finally someone else\u2019s problem.<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. Defini\u00e7\u00e3o de Ex? = Obrigado pela EXperi\u00eancia. O nosso tempo EXpirou. Agora EXit a minha vida!<\/p>\n

25. Adoro o som que fazes quando te calas.<\/p>\n

26. Est\u00e1 tanto calor l\u00e1 fora que quase liguei ao meu ex para poder estar perto de algo sombrio.<\/strong><\/p>\n

27. \u00c9 por causa de pessoas como tu que temos dedos do meio.<\/p>\n

28. Se eu fosse para ser controlado, teria vindo com um controlo remoto.<\/p>\n

29. Quem me dera que o fim de semana chegasse t\u00e3o depressa como o meu ex-namorado!<\/p>\n

30. Whoever said money can\u2019t buy happiness clearly never paid for a divorce.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Quem<\/p>\n

31. Acredito muito no karma, mas se o karma n\u00e3o te atingir, eu atinjo-te.<\/p>\n

32. O sil\u00eancio \u00e9 dourado. A fita adesiva \u00e9 prateada.<\/p>\n

33. Ever looked at your ex and wondered, \u201cWas I drunk the entire relationship?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

34. O meu ex tinha um h\u00e1bito muito irritante: respirar.<\/p>\n

35. Our breakup was due to religious differences; she thought she was God, and I didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n

36. Mano, tens uma vida inteira para ser est\u00fapido. Tira um dia de folga.<\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: 193 Cita\u00e7\u00f5es e prov\u00e9rbios de amor engra\u00e7ados que o v\u00e3o fazer mijar nas cal\u00e7as <\/a><\/p>\n

Savage Ex Best Friend Quotes<\/h2>\n

Encontrei tamb\u00e9m algumas cita\u00e7\u00f5es bastante selvagens sobre ex-melhores amigos e decidi inclu\u00ed-las tamb\u00e9m nesta cole\u00e7\u00e3o<\/em>. Por isso, se quiseres enviar uma mensagem aos teus ex (falsos) amigos atrav\u00e9s do Insta, eis o que precisas.<\/p>\n

1. Don\u2019t test me. I have screenshots.<\/p>\n

2. N\u00e3o \u00e9 meu trabalho expor os falsos. A seu tempo, eles exp\u00f5em-se a si pr\u00f3prios.<\/p>\n

3. Amigos falsos<\/b><\/a> s\u00e3o como moedas de um c\u00eantimo. N\u00e3o t\u00eam valor e t\u00eam duas faces.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. O teu maior odiador pode ser o teu amigo mais pr\u00f3ximo. As pessoas fingem bem.<\/p>\n

5. Algumas pessoas s\u00e3o t\u00e3o falsas?<\/p>\n

6. \u201cPessoas falsas<\/b><\/a> are like costume jewelry: They look great for a while, then all of a sudden, their true selves ‘shine’ thru.\u201d \u2015 Nitya Prakash<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. Bitch, I wanna slap you, but I don\u2019t know which face.<\/p>\n

8. Let them keep underestimating you because you\u2019ll have more than enough knowledge to embarrass them.<\/p>\n

9. My mother always told me to put things back where I found them… So I\u2019m about to put this bitch in her place.<\/p>\n

10. It\u2019s funny how you\u2019re nice to my face. It\u2019s hilarious how you talk s*** behind my back. And it\u2019s downright comical that you think I\u2019m unaware.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\u00c9<\/p>\n

11. Not one scar on my heart came from an enemy. They all came from people who \u201clove\u201d me.<\/p>\n

12. I\u2019m sarcastic only because punching people would be an offense.<\/p>\n

13. Senhor, protege-me dos meus amigos; eu posso cuidar dos meus inimigos.<\/p>\n

14. Se mentir fosse um trabalho, alguns dos meus ex-amigos seriam bilion\u00e1rios.<\/strong><\/p>\n

15. Don\u2019t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.<\/p>\n

16. S\u00e3o como sombras, esses amigos falsos. Quando estamos ao sol, elas est\u00e3o \u00e0 nossa volta, e quando precisamos de ir para a escurid\u00e3o, elas deixam-nos imediatamente.<\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: 130+ Frases de amigos falsos para o ajudar a desapegar-se e seguir em frente<\/a><\/p>\n

Palavras finais<\/h2>\n

Espero que gostem desta cole\u00e7\u00e3o de cita\u00e7\u00f5es de ex selvagens e que escolham a cita\u00e7\u00e3o mais fazer ci\u00fames ao seu ex<\/a>. But trust me, whichever you choose, it\u2019ll definitely make them regret losing you.<\/em><\/p>\n

Pode utiliz\u00e1-los como biografia do Instagram ou para a sua Legendas do Instagram<\/a>; it absolutely doesn\u2019t matter. The important thing is that it\u2019ll have the same effect…<\/p>\n

It\u2019ll show your ex that you\u2019re moving on with your life and that you\u2019ve never been happier.<\/strong> E isso, meu amigo, \u00e9 o que os vai deixar completamente loucos.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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