{"id":148933,"date":"2022-04-13T23:55:36","date_gmt":"2022-04-13T23:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=148933"},"modified":"2022-05-06T06:06:24","modified_gmt":"2022-05-06T06:06:24","slug":"trocadilhos-com-os-olhos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/trocadilhos-com-os-olhos\/","title":{"rendered":"Os 119 trocadilhos e piadas sobre olhos mais engra\u00e7ados que voc\u00ea j\u00e1 viu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Queres fazer com que os outros se riam? Queres tornar-te o rei\/rainha dos trocadilhos?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Claro que sim! <strong>Here\u2019s why eye love puns.<\/strong> ?<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e3o a ferramenta mais poderosa e eficaz que leva o sentido de humor para o n\u00edvel seguinte. A ci\u00eancia dos trocadilhos afirma que <strong>inventar um grande trocadilho \u00e9 um indicador de um Q-olho, vocabul\u00e1rio e intelig\u00eancia elevados.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>No entanto, \u00e9 preciso ter cuidado ao utiliz\u00e1-las, pois pode facilmente fazer com que as outras pessoas arregalem os olhos.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Don\u2019t worry \u2013 I\u2019ll do my best to prevent you from entering the cornea-st zone of eye puns<\/strong>. Below you\u2019ll find the <em>mais punitivo<\/em> list of eye puns and funny jokes you\u2019ll ever see!<\/p>\n<h2>Os melhores trocadilhos e piadas sobre os olhos de todos os tempos<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-148935\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side.jpg\" alt=\"mulher com um olho fechado a olhar para o lado\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1068\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side-735x491.jpg 735w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side-335x224.jpg 335w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side-347x232.jpg 347w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side-520x347.jpg 520w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side-640x427.jpg 640w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side-960x641.jpg 960w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side-1080x721.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side-720x481.jpg 720w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-with-one-closed-eye-looking-to-the-side-1280x854.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>If you\u2019re looking for great eye puns guaranteed to make others laugh and boost your wittiness, here\u2019s a collection of the best ones written by unknown authors:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>1. \u201cAn eye doctor who is obsessed with Apple products is called an iDoctor.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>2. \u201cDo you know why programmers have perfect vision? \u2013 Because they can C++.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>3. \u201cDid you hear about the webpage for people who suffer from chronic eye pain? \u2013 It\u2019s a site for sore eyes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. \u201cI might lose vision in both my eyes soon. Trying to stay optometrist-ic about it.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>5. \u201cWhat would make our eyes feel lonely? \u2013 Eye-solation.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. \u201cMy nephew told me that he\u2019s never had vision insurance. I told him he really should look into it.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>7. \u201cThe kid says to his mother: \u2018Mom, I lost my contact lens!\u2019 The mother replies: \u2018I already told you to keep your eye on them!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. \u201cThe eyes refused to talk to the glasses because they wanted to contact lenses.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>9. \u201cWhen the left eye met the right eye at the corner, he said, \u2018You&#8217;re looking alright!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>10. \u201cWhat do you call a fish with no eyes? \u2013 Fishually impaired.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>11. \u201cI don&#8217;t understand why eye puns are always overlooked.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>12. \u201cDuring the exam period, all optometry students drink a lot because they believe that alcoholic beverages could double their vision.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>13. \u201cDo you know what is used to provide vision at night on school playgrounds? \u2013 Recessed<\/strong> <strong>lighting!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>14. \u201cWhat is your favorite musical group of eyes? \u2013 The Black Eyed Peas.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>15. \u201cA great <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/175-frases-de-engate-hilariantes-mas-doces-para-rapazes-e-raparigas\/\">linha de engate<\/a> for far-sighted people: \u2018Hey beautiful girl, eye can see you in my future!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>16. \u201cVery softly, the right eye whispered to the left eye: \u2018Just between you and eye, something smells.\u2019\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>17. \u201cGuess who I bumped into on the way to the eye doctor? Everyone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>18. \u201cWhat does the eye say once it finally has a new pair of glasses? \u2013 \u2018Eye am back!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>19. \u201cThe 18-year-old refused to take off his old glasses because he was waiting for adult super-vision.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>20. \u201cWhat is it called when you poke your eye while putting on safety goggles? \u2013 Eye-rony!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-148940\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing.jpg\" alt=\"mulher a rir\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1068\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing-735x491.jpg 735w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing-335x224.jpg 335w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing-347x232.jpg 347w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing-520x347.jpg 520w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing-640x427.jpg 640w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing-960x641.jpg 960w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing-1080x721.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing-720x481.jpg 720w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-laughing-1280x854.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>21. \u201cEyes actually do not like wearing glasses because they keep asking to lens some money.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>22. \u201cThe teacher wore her sunglasses to work because she had such bright students in her class.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>23. \u201cWhen the one-eyed pirate captain orders something to his crew, they say \u2018Eye eye, sir!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>24. \u201cAn optometrist\u2019s child is without a doubt the apple of their eyes.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>25. \u201c\u2018Iris my case,\u2019 said the eye medic to the judge when he was asked to testify in court.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>26. \u201cThe easiest way for a dictator to take a globe is to have a contact lens.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>27. \u201cThe optometrist was brought to court since he was the only eye-witness.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>28. \u201cThe vision can come up with an approximate estimate by eyeballing it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>29. \u201cWhen you\u2019re with your cross-eyed friend, do you ever wonder if they\u2019re seeing someone else?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>30. \u201cPatient: \u2018Doctor, I\u2019ve got mustard in my eyes, and I can\u2019t see a thing!\u2019<br \/>\nDoctor: \u2018Any other symptoms?\u2019<br \/>\nPatient: \u2018No, but I have the strangest feeling this has happened before.\u2019<br \/>\nDoctor: \u2018French mustard?\u2019<br \/>\nPatient: \u2018Yes, why?\u2019<br \/>\nDoctor: \u2018It\u2019s Dijon view.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>31. \u201cThe YouTuber did not want to visit the party looking bad because bad views travel fast.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>32. \u201cMen always find it hard to make eye contact simply because breasts do not have eyes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>33. \u201cA man goes to the optometrist for his eye test and is asked what he can see.<br \/>\n\u2018I see empty airports, empty football fields, closed theaters, and closed pubs,\u2019 he says.<br \/>\nTo which the optometrist replies, \u2018Perfect \u2014 you\u2019ve got 2020 vision!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>34. \u201cI\u2019m retina cornea jokes too. If you need more, eye cone lens you some.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>35. \u201cA garbage man has a special kind of vision. It is called bin-ocular vision.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>36. \u201cI broke my glasses yesterday. I barely look forward to buying a new one.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>37. \u201cThe optometrist refused to learn any eye jokes. He did not want to break the eyes.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>38. \u201cIt was clear that the optometrist loved his patient. Every time she left his office, he handed her a bottle of contact solution and said, \u2018Eye care for you.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>39. \u201cIn Heinz-sight, smearing ketchup on himself was a terrible idea.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>40. \u201cThe man bought four new pairs of glasses for the cost of two. He thought the purchase was eye-deal.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ver tamb\u00e9m: <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/anedotas-de-namorico-frases-de-engate-engracadas-e-one-liners\/\">Mais de 120 piadas de sedu\u00e7\u00e3o, frases de engate engra\u00e7adas e frases espirituosas<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Trocadilhos e piadas engra\u00e7adas sobre os olhos que s\u00e3o uma verdadeira vis\u00e3o para os olhos doridos<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-148937\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together.jpg\" alt=\"duas raparigas amigas a rirem-se juntas\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1068\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together-735x491.jpg 735w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together-335x224.jpg 335w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together-347x232.jpg 347w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together-520x347.jpg 520w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together-640x427.jpg 640w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together-960x641.jpg 960w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together-1080x721.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together-720x481.jpg 720w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-girl-friends-laughing-together-1280x854.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>41. \u201cThe pirate married his eye doctor because it was an eye-deal relationship.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>42. \u201cWhat did the blonde say to the contact lenses? \u2013 \u2018I cannot take my eyes off you!\u2019\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>43. \u201cWho has two asses and one eye? \u2013 An assassin.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>44. \u201cThe optometrist listens to her favorite music on eye-tunes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>45. \u201cLooking for a good eye doctor\u2026I can\u2019t see mine anymore.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>46. \u201cI just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader. The look on his face was priceless.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>47. \u201cContact lenses are much better than glasses, at least, in my eyes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>48. \u201cWhat do you call a lotion that makes your eyes wet? \u2013 Moist-your-eyes-er.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>49. \u201cThe optometrist lost most of his patients because he wouldn&#8217;t stop cracking cornea puns!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>50. \u201cA magician runs into a man who doesn\u2019t believe in magic.<br \/>\n\u2018Prove to me that you can do magic,\u2019 says the skeptic. \u2018I bet you can\u2019t.\u2019<br \/>\nCom isso, o m\u00e1gico transforma o homem num globo ocular.<br \/>\nShocked, the man says, \u2018Well, eye\u2019ll be!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>51. \u201cYour eyelashes are supposed to keep things out of your eye, yet most of the time, they&#8217;re the only things getting stuck in there. How eyeronic!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>52. \u201cYour eye pun is so bad that there is no need to lash out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>53. \u201cThe careless lady keeps losing her contact lenses. She is just unable to keep her eye on them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>54. \u201cWhy did the optometrist decide to go into real estate? \u2013 She wanted to cornea the market.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>55. \u201cEyeballs like purchasing and using new electronics because they are very eye-tech.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>56. \u201cOptometry is an eyedealistic career for people with a good eye for things.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>57. \u201cAfter the training accident that cost York an eye, Carolina waits at his bedside for him to wake up.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>58. \u201cThe eye doctor always takes the elevator. He hates the stares.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>59. \u201cWhy do beekeepers have such beautiful eyes? \u2013 Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>60. \u201c\u2018Eye&#8217;m loving it!\u2019 the eye doctor squealed when he had his first McDonald&#8217;s.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-148939\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face.jpg\" alt=\"mulher a tapar a cara\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1068\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face-735x491.jpg 735w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face-335x224.jpg 335w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face-347x232.jpg 347w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face-520x347.jpg 520w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face-640x427.jpg 640w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face-960x641.jpg 960w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face-1080x721.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face-720x481.jpg 720w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/woman-covering-her-face-1280x854.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>61. \u201cWhich <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/10-razoes-pelas-quais-o-sentido-de-humor-e-a-melhor-qualidade-que-se-pode-ter\/\">tipo de humor<\/a> does an optometrist like the most? \u2013 It must be eye-rony!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>62. \u201cPatient: \u2018I keep getting a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink coffee.\u2019<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Doctor: \u2018Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup first?\u2019\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>63. Q: \u201cWhy did the optician laugh at the eye joke?\u201d<br \/>\nA: \u201cIt was vitreous humor.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>64. \u201c\u2018Bad puns are how eye roll,\u2019 said the optometrist to his annoyed patient.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>65. \u201cWhat has up to 4 eyes but cannot see anything? \u2013 Mississippi!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>66. \u201cWhat did one eye say to the other before vision surgery? \u2013 \u2018Eye wish you the best.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>67. \u201cWhen my optometrist told me that I had bad vision, I said, \u2018But I don&#8217;t see the problem.\u2019\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>68. \u201cMy father quietly retired from his job as an eye glass manufacturer yesterday. He didn\u2019t want to make a spectacle.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>69. \u201cAn optometrist&#8217;s students are actually his pupils.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>70. \u201cEye doctors are the best because they used to be good pupils at school and university.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>71. \u201cWhat do you call it when an Apple user looks you in the eye? \u2013 iContact.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>72. \u201cWhy do pirates wear an eye patch? \u2013 They can\u2019t see anything with two of them.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>73. \u201cIt is very bad manners to lash out if you hear a cornea pun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>74. \u201cAn optometrist&#8217;s favorite gadget to use is an eye-watch.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>75. \u201cThe eye medic loves to visit the playground because she likes riding the see-saw.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>76. \u201cA man goes to the eye doctor, sits down, and the receptionist asks why he\u2019s there.<br \/>\nThe man complains, \u2018I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.\u2019<br \/>\nThe receptionist asks, \u2018Have you ever seen a doctor?\u2019<br \/>\nTo which the man replies, \u2018No, just spots.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>77. \u201cThe cellphone started wearing glasses after he lost all of his contacts.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>78. \u201cI love wearing glasses. They make spectacular accessories.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>79. Q: \u201cWhat did the doctor say after performing eye surgery?\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>A: \u201cWow, what an eye-opening experience.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>80. \u201cA man gets an eye exam, after which the doctor has a concerned look on her face.<br \/>\n\u2018What\u2019s wrong?\u2019 asks the patient.<br \/>\n\u2018Well, your test results don\u2019t look too good,\u2019 the doctor says.<br \/>\n\u2018Can I see them?\u2019 says the patient.<br \/>\nThe doctor answers, \u2018Probably not.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ver tamb\u00e9m: <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/trocadilhos-com-queijo\/\">78 trocadilhos hilariantes sobre queijo que o v\u00e3o deixar de boca aberta<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Trocadilhos com os olhos e piadas engra\u00e7adas que o far\u00e3o chorar de rir<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-148934\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1068\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke-735x491.jpg 735w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke-335x224.jpg 335w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke-347x232.jpg 347w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke-520x347.jpg 520w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke-640x427.jpg 640w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke-960x641.jpg 960w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke-1080x721.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke-720x481.jpg 720w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/two-friends-laughing-over-a-joke-1280x854.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>81. \u201cThe eyebrows and eyelids are always in a fight. They never see eye to eye.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>82. \u201cA fish without eyes is also called a fsh.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>83. \u201cWhat do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in his eye? Chicken-sees-a-salad.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>84. \u201cNobody knows what a deer with no eyes is called. Even zoologists have no eye-deer.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>85. \u201cI can cut a piece of wood with my own eyes just by looking at it. It&#8217;s true \u2013 I SAW it with my own eyes.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>86. \u201cThe live streamer refused to wear glasses during his video because he was doing a blind run.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>87. \u201cThe man vowed to find the thief who stole his glasses. He had contacts.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>88. \u201cWhen the police officer arrested Thug Glasses for robbing a bank, he exclaimed: \u2018Sir, I have been framed!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>89. \u201cA giant, angry cyclops is heading our way right now\u2026You might say we\u2019re on the wink of destruction.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>90. \u201cSince I did not like the frame samples in the store, getting them custom-eyes-ed seemed like the best option.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>91. \u201cEye puns aren\u2019t really puns. They\u2019re optical allusions.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>92. \u201cThe eyes thought they looked exceptionally good when they wore glasses.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>93. \u201cGetting glasses has taught me a lot. I am seeing things more clearly now.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>94. \u201cA patient gets their eyes checked after cataract surgery.<br \/>\nPatient: \u2018How does it look, doc? Am I able to play the piano?\u2019<br \/>\nDoctor: \u2018It looks all fine. With the right glasses, it should be no problem.\u2019<br \/>\nPatient: \u2018That\u2019s amazing \u2013 I\u2019ve never played the piano before!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>95. \u201cI wear glasses during my math exams because they help with my di-vision.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>96. \u201cThe eye doctor shouted at the naughty student, \u2018Go and sit in the cornea. You&#8217;re in a time out!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>97. \u201cWhere do rabbits get their eyes checked? \u2013 The hop-tometrist.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>98. \u201cIf you want to be a successful eyewear designer, what you require is an eye for the right st-eye-le.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>99. \u201cHow do you know if your eyes are flirting with you? They go wink, wink!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>100. \u201cThe woman wore her glasses when she slept at night because she wanted to see her dreams more clearly.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-148941\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together.jpg\" alt=\"amigos a rir juntos\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1068\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together-735x491.jpg 735w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together-335x224.jpg 335w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together-347x232.jpg 347w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together-520x347.jpg 520w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together-640x427.jpg 640w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together-960x641.jpg 960w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together-1080x721.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together-720x481.jpg 720w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/friends-laughing-together-1280x854.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>101. \u201cI went to a new eye doctor today, and he was too narcissistic. After all, what could I have expected from an I-expert?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>102. \u201cSometimes I feel like taking off my glasses. I am tired of seeing things.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>103. \u201cFor Thanksgiving, my optometrist gave me a basket filled with contact solution, contacts, glasses, lens cleaner, and more. It was a cornea-copia of goods.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>104. \u201cThe eye doctor easily passed his eye exam because of his high Eye-Q.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>105. \u201cA bone doctor and an eye doctor were telling each other jokes. The bone doctor\u2019s jokes were humorous, but the eye doctor\u2019s jokes were cornea.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>106. \u201cI have been diagnosed with special vision and being able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor. My optometrist just told me that I\u2019m very farce-sighted.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>107. \u201cEye can\u2019t think of anything right now. Iris my case. Your pupils are impose-eye-ball.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>108. \u201cWhen the cops failed to solve the difficult optometrist murder case, they closed the lid on it.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>109. \u201cEyes feel very lonely when they are eyes-olated.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>110. \u201cWaking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>111. \u201cBoxers cannot wear glasses in the ring when fighting because it is a contact sport.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>112. \u201cJohnny was looking out the window, straining his eyes to see a billboard half a mile away.<br \/>\n\u2018What are you doing?\u2019 asks his friend.<br \/>\n\u2018Well,\u2019 Johnny says, \u2018my mom says I can only go out and play if I have supervision.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>113. \u201c\u2018Eye see what you did there,\u2019 Eye said when Iris cracked a cornea pun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>114. \u201cI have no idea what to do after I get a pair of glasses. I have to wait and see.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>115. \u201cWhy did the teacher who needed glasses quit her job? \u2013 She couldn\u2019t control her pupils.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>116. \u201cWhat do you call an alien with one missing eye? \u2013 Alen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>117. \u201cI went to an optimistic optometrist yesterday. He told me that my glasses were half full.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>118. \u201cWow, he sure looks ex-eye-ted to see them. Eye hope they can look past all of this and patch up their relations.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>119. \u201cAnd with that, my friends, eye take my leave.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>Ideias para trocadilhos com os olhos<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-148938\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling.jpg\" alt=\"mulher jovem e bonita a sorrir\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1068\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling-735x491.jpg 735w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling-335x224.jpg 335w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling-347x232.jpg 347w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling-520x347.jpg 520w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling-640x427.jpg 640w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling-960x641.jpg 960w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling-1080x721.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling-720x481.jpg 720w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/beautiful-young-woman-smiling-1280x854.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Se quiser inventar o seu pr\u00f3prio trocadilho, aqui tem algumas inspira\u00e7\u00f5es para trocadilhos com os olhos que ir\u00e3o evocar a sua imagina\u00e7\u00e3o e faz\u00ea-lo pensar.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>- <strong>\u201cEye\u2019ve heard all this before.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cEveryone has two eyes, but no one has the same view.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>- <strong>\u201cI view you were trouble.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cWhy do eye bother?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cMe, myself, and eye.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>- <strong>\u201cEye know.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cEye\u2019m not lying.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cSometimes life is eye-ronic.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>- <strong>\u201cEye think we make a great pair.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cAre view deaf?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>- <strong>\u201cEye\u2019d never tasted anything better.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cYou\u2019re all eye need.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cSight off more than you can chew.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>- <strong>\u201cA bitter pupil to swallow.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cA stare is born.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cEye wish you the best.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>-<strong> \u201cSkating on thin eyes.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cEye\u2019ll be damned.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>-<strong> \u201cEyes and lows.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cEye got my eye on you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>- <strong>\u201cEye believe in you.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cEye see you.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>Estes trocadilhos com os olhos chamaram a sua aten\u00e7\u00e3o?<\/h2>\n<p>I bet you\u2019re still laughing because I definitely can\u2019t stop, even if my life depended on it. ? These eye puns totally deserve to be used more often because they\u2019re brilliant, funny, and catchy.<\/p>\n<p>E sim, merecem ser partilhadas com os outros. <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/citacoes-motivacionais-engracadas\/\">Fazer algu\u00e9m rir<\/a> means making their day. That\u2019s wh-eye <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fatherly.com\/health-science\/the-science-behind-the-puns\/\" rel=\"noopener\">n\u00f3s ADORAMOS trocadilhos<\/a>. ?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-149895\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/The-119-Punniest-Eye-Puns-And-Jokes-Youll-Ever-See-Pinterest.jpg\" alt=\"Os 119 trocadilhos e piadas sobre olhos mais engra\u00e7ados que alguma vez ver\u00e1 Pinterest\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/The-119-Punniest-Eye-Puns-And-Jokes-Youll-Ever-See-Pinterest.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/The-119-Punniest-Eye-Puns-And-Jokes-Youll-Ever-See-Pinterest-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/The-119-Punniest-Eye-Puns-And-Jokes-Youll-Ever-See-Pinterest-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/The-119-Punniest-Eye-Puns-And-Jokes-Youll-Ever-See-Pinterest-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/The-119-Punniest-Eye-Puns-And-Jokes-Youll-Ever-See-Pinterest-735x1103.jpg 735w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/The-119-Punniest-Eye-Puns-And-Jokes-Youll-Ever-See-Pinterest-223x335.jpg 223w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/The-119-Punniest-Eye-Puns-And-Jokes-Youll-Ever-See-Pinterest-231x347.jpg 231w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/The-119-Punniest-Eye-Puns-And-Jokes-Youll-Ever-See-Pinterest-347x520.jpg 347w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/The-119-Punniest-Eye-Puns-And-Jokes-Youll-Ever-See-Pinterest-427x640.jpg 427w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/The-119-Punniest-Eye-Puns-And-Jokes-Youll-Ever-See-Pinterest-512x768.jpg 512w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/The-119-Punniest-Eye-Puns-And-Jokes-Youll-Ever-See-Pinterest-640x960.jpg 640w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/The-119-Punniest-Eye-Puns-And-Jokes-Youll-Ever-See-Pinterest-720x1080.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you want to make others burst out laughing? Do you want to become the king\/queen of puns? Of course, you do! Here\u2019s why eye love puns. ? They are the most powerful and effective tool that takes a sense of humor to the next level. 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