{"id":151083,"date":"2022-05-19T10:05:29","date_gmt":"2022-05-19T10:05:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=151083"},"modified":"2022-09-07T19:56:34","modified_gmt":"2022-09-07T19:56:34","slug":"frases-de-engate-para-enfermeiras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/frases-de-engate-para-enfermeiras\/","title":{"rendered":"118 frases de engate para enfermeiras charmosas, engra\u00e7adas e extravagantes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Have you fallen for your nurse? Surprisingly, that\u2019s really not a rare case scenario. It happens very often. Now, do you not know how to approach them and let them know you\u2019re interested? Here\u2019s something that might help you…<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve gathered some good nurse pick-up lines online and put them in this collection. I hope you\u2019ll like it, and more importantly, I hope you\u2019ll gather the strength to use them on your crush.<\/em><\/p>\n

Trust me, all of them (well, maybe except the cheesy ones) won\u2019t leave them indifferent, that\u2019s for sure. If you want to text them on social media, you can also choose an appropriate meme that will go with your text, and a reply is guaranteed.<\/p>\n

Linhas de engate para enfermeiras doces e sedutoras<\/h2>\n

\"duas<\/p>\n

1. Isso \u00e9 um estetosc\u00f3pio \u00e0 volta do teu pesco\u00e7o? Acho que o meu cora\u00e7\u00e3o acabou de saltar uma batida.<\/p>\n

2. I hope you passed CPR because you\u2019re taking my breath away.<\/p>\n

3. P\u00e1ra de ser t\u00e3o doce! Posso apanhar diabetes!<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Quando penso em ti, o meu sangue fica vermelho, a minha cianose torna as pontas dos meus dedos azuis, e eu ter taquicardia<\/a>.<\/p>\n

5. Tem hipocali\u00e9mia? Porque me faz sentir fraco dos joelhos.<\/p>\n

6. Sou hemof\u00edlico por ti porque pintas a minha cidade de vermelho!<\/p>\n

7. Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, \u201cEu amo-te<\/a>!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. I think I\u2019m developing tics. I just can\u2019t help but wink at you.<\/p>\n

9. O sangue \u00e9 vermelho, a cianose \u00e9 azul e fico com taquicardia quando pensar em si<\/a>.<\/p>\n

10. I think I need some vitamin \u2018U\u2019!<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Are you lost, ma\u2019am? Because heaven is a long way from here.<\/p>\n

12. \u00c9s um quiasma \u00f3tico? Porque fizeste o meu mundo girar.<\/p>\n

13. I don\u2019t know if I want to get better if it means never seeing you again.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Fazes o meu cora\u00e7\u00e3o disparar como um soro de epinefrina.<\/p>\n

15. Does your left eye hurt? Because you\u2019ve been looking right all day.<\/p>\n

16. You are my iodine, lithium, potassium, einsteinium, and uranium. Because \u201cI LIKE U.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

17. Estarei morto? Certamente que sim, porque estou a ver um anjo!<\/p>\n

18. Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.<\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: 300 frases de engate rom\u00e2nticas que v\u00e3o derreter o cora\u00e7\u00e3o dela<\/a><\/p>\n

Melhores frases de engate para enfermeiras<\/h2>\n

\"duas<\/p>\n

1. (Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?<\/p>\n

2. You must be the one for me\u2026 Since my selectively permeable membrane lets you through.<\/p>\n

3. Quando entraste pela porta, a tua beleza atingiu-me com tanta for\u00e7a que tenho priapismo devido a todo o trauma.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. O enfisema \u00e9 cor-de-rosa, a bronquite cr\u00f3nica deixa-nos azuis, mas nenhuma DPOC me deixa t\u00e3o sem f\u00f4lego como tu.<\/p>\n

5. Gostava que o meu nome fosse Adenine para poder fazer par com U.<\/p>\n

6. I don\u2019t think I\u2019m fine. My heart just skipped a beat because of you.<\/p>\n

7. Can I call you pia mater? Cause you\u2019re always on my mind.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Can I borrow your stethoscope? I think I’m having a heart attack.<\/p>\n

9. \u00c9 uma enfermeira card\u00edaca? Desde que a vi, algo de estranho se tem passado dentro do meu peito. Preciso mesmo de algu\u00e9m que cuide do meu cora\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n

10. Tens um inalador? Porque me deixaste sem f\u00f4lego.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you\u2019re making me drool.<\/p>\n

12. Eu tenho TDAH e tu \u00e9s a minha Ritalina porque me fazes querer comportar-me e concentrar a minha aten\u00e7\u00e3o em ti.<\/p>\n

13. Are you epinephrine? \u2018Cause you make my heart race.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Est\u00e1s a fazer a manobra de Valsalva em mim? Porque acabaste de fazer o meu cora\u00e7\u00e3o parar de bater por um bocado.<\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: 12 coisas a ter em conta quando namorar uma enfermeira<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Linhas de engate para enfermeiros<\/h2>\n

\"duas<\/p>\n

1. Preciso de cuidados m\u00e9dicos! Magoei-me bastante ao cair para ti.<\/p>\n

2. Can you check my heartbeat? I think it\u2019s beating too fast because of you.<\/p>\n

3. Isso \u00e9 um cabo de laringosc\u00f3pio nas tuas cal\u00e7as ou est\u00e1s apenas feliz por me ver?<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Fazes com que os meus n\u00edveis de dopamina fiquem todos parvos.<\/p>\n

5. You\u2019re in the wrong profession. You shouldn\u2019t be a nurse. You should be my husband.<\/p>\n

6. Acredita em amor \u00e0 primeira vista<\/a>ou tenho de passar por l\u00e1 outra vez?<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. I\u2019m diagnosing you to see if you\u2019d make um bom namorado<\/a>.<\/p>\n

8. You take care of me so well; I\u2019m sure you will be a good dad to our kids.<\/p>\n

9. I guess they hired you because you bring in more patients; you’re just too hot!<\/p>\n

10. Dev\u00edamos estudar anatomia juntos.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Acho que o meu nervo vestibulococlear est\u00e1 danificado. Estou sempre a apaixonar-me por ti.<\/p>\n

12. Are you PGE2? Because you\u2019re so hot you gave me a fever.<\/p>\n

13. You\u2019re burning me because you\u2019re too hot.<\/p>\n

14. O meu corpo entra em RAAS sempre que o vejo. (sistema renina-angiotensina-aldosterona)<\/strong><\/p>\n

15. Est\u00e1 a uma rea\u00e7\u00e3o exot\u00e9rmica<\/a>? Porque espalhas a tua sensualidade por todo o lado.<\/p>\n

16. I think you should take your temperature instead of me because you\u2019re looking very hot.<\/p>\n

Linhas de engate engra\u00e7adas para enfermeiras<\/h2>\n

\"enfermeiros<\/p>\n

1. I\u2019m not an organ donor, but I\u2019d give you my heart anytime.<\/p>\n

2. Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I\u2019m falling all over the place for you.<\/p>\n

3. Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you\u2019re making me breathless.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Are your legs tired? You\u2019ve been running through my mind ALL day long.<\/p>\n

5. Are you my appendix? Because I don\u2019t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.<\/p>\n

6. Senti-o mexer-se! Pensei que nunca mais estaria vivo depois de uma d\u00e9cada de paz!<\/p>\n

7. Acho que est\u00e1 a sofrer de falta de vitamina I.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Do you have my other lung? Because I\u2019ve been LUNG-ing for you.<\/p>\n

9. Let\u2019s exchange genetic information!<\/p>\n

10. Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? \u2018Cause you\u2019re sending shocks straight to my heart.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"duas<\/p>\n

11. Respira oxig\u00e9nio? Temos tanto em comum.<\/p>\n

12. Is your name osteoporosis? Because you\u2019re giving me a serious bone condition.<\/p>\n

13. Adoro a forma como me fazes vasodilatar.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. It\u2019s better for you if I switch nurses because it\u2019s not moral to date me while I\u2019m still your patient.<\/p>\n

15. Tens um penso r\u00e1pido? Acho que raspei o joelho ao cair por ti.<\/p>\n

16. And\u00e1mos juntos na escola? Juro que consegui ver n\u00f3s termos qu\u00edmica<\/a>.<\/p>\n

17. That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn\u2019t coming from an artery.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. I\u2019ve heard the only way to feel safe at night is to sleep with a nurse.<\/p>\n

19. Onde h\u00e1 um pulso, h\u00e1 uma oportunidade.<\/p>\n

20. Se precisares de estudar anatomia, posso ajudar-te com os ossos.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Linhas de engate extravagantes para enfermeiras<\/h2>\n

\"enfermeiro<\/p>\n

1. Tens DPOC? Porque me tiras a alma.<\/p>\n

2. You\u2019ve got beautiful veins.<\/p>\n

3. I\u2019m no organ donor, but I\u2019d be happy to give you my heart.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. You\u2019ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?<\/p>\n

5. Quem me dera ser a tua art\u00e9ria coron\u00e1ria, para poder ser enrolada \u00e0 volta do teu cora\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n

6. Tenho a minha pr\u00f3pria cama multi-posi\u00e7\u00f5es.<\/p>\n

7. I can do rapid clothing removal so fast that you\u2019d be amazed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Consegues adivinhar qual \u00e9 a coisa que tem 148 dentes e que segura o incr\u00edvel Hulk?
\nO qu\u00ea?
\nO meu fecho. Est\u00e1s pronta para ele?<\/p>\n

9. Hey girl, you\u2019re like a car accident because I can\u2019t look away.<\/p>\n

10. My adductor isn\u2019t the only thing that\u2019s longus.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Get your head under there; you know where it\u2019s at.<\/p>\n

12. Podes mostrar-me como se faz boca-a-boca em mim?<\/p>\n

13. Teve aulas de anatomia quando estava a estudar enfermagem?<\/strong>
\nClaro que sim.<\/strong>
\n\u00d3timo! Gostarias de estudar mais anatomia humana, comigo, no meu quarto?<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Senhor, por favor, abra um pouco mais as pernas.
\nI\u2019m the one who should be asking you that.<\/p>\n

15. My love for you is like diarrhea. I can\u2019t hold it in.<\/p>\n

\"duas<\/p>\n

16. I am developing astigmatism. But when I\u2019m with you, I can see clearer.<\/strong><\/p>\n

17. I can’t wait to come to your office and take down my pants.<\/p>\n

18. Hey, don\u2019t stress about pharmacology. Love is the only drug we\u2019ll need.<\/p>\n

19. Are you my SA node? I can\u2019t live without you because you are why my heart keeps beating.<\/p>\n

20. I don’t want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they’re a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.<\/strong><\/p>\n

21. It\u2019s so nice that you smell so good in a place so depressing.<\/p>\n

22. Eu sou a actina e tu \u00e9s a miosina, porque juntos deslizamos para o passado.<\/p>\n

23. Are you one of my kidneys? Because I could live without you, but I\u2019d still like to have you inside me.<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. Look, I\u2019m dying here! I need a life! Please lower your standards and go out with me if you want me to survive.<\/p>\n

25. O meu amor por ti \u00e9 mais forte do que a minha infe\u00e7\u00e3o urin\u00e1ria.<\/p>\n

26. I don\u2019t feel off anymore every time I see you because you turn me right on.<\/p>\n

27. No, that’s not an epi-pen in my pants. I\u2019m just happy to see you.<\/strong><\/p>\n

28. Desculpa, acho que deixaste cair uma coisa: o meu queixo.<\/p>\n

29. \u00c9s enfermeira? Porque curou a minha disfun\u00e7\u00e3o er\u00e9til.<\/p>\n

As melhores frases de engate para m\u00e9dicos<\/h2>\n

\"enfermeiras<\/p>\n

1. Let\u2019s play health care reform. I\u2019ll be the nurse, and you can be the doctor.<\/p>\n

2. As someone as good as you at listening to hearts, you certainly aren\u2019t listening to yours to go out with me.<\/p>\n

3. No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you as a medic can\u2026 Wanna play?<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. A minha s\u00fabita e prolongada arritmia card\u00edaca diz-me que te amo.<\/p>\n

5. Acredita em mim, era assim que se faziam as mamografias antigamente.<\/p>\n

6. Hey, baby. Are you medullary thyroid carcinoma? Because I\u2019m a pheochromocytoma, which means we are MEN2B.<\/p>\n

7. \u00c9 s\u00f3 o meu olfato, ou cheiras mesmo bem?<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. \u00c9s um aneurisma de bagas? Porque me d\u00e1s vontade de te dar um AVC.<\/p>\n

9. Ei, querida, queres brincar com o meu corpo cavernoso?<\/p>\n

10. I\u2019m scared to have one apple a day because I don\u2019t want you to go away.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"enfermeiro<\/p>\n

11. Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with me; I\u2019m an EMT.<\/p>\n

12. Can you be my proximal because I don\u2019t want to be distal to you.<\/p>\n

13. Are you Broca\u2019s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.<\/p>\n

14. I\u2019m a doctor, and I have just diagnosed you with a-cute smile.<\/strong><\/p>\n

15. Wanna play \u2018Doctor, Doctor\u2019?<\/p>\n

16. Quem me dera ser um Trypanosoma cruzi para poder viver no teu cora\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n

17. Sabes que tu \u00e9s o s\u00f3dio e eu sou o H2O? Porque para onde tu fores, eu vou.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. You must be the cure for Alzheimer\u2019s because you\u2019re unforgettable.<\/p>\n

19. Girl, you better be taking your folic acid because I\u2019m definitely getting you pregnant.<\/p>\n

20. I\u2019m a medic. I know your body better than you do!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: 154 frases de engate de qu\u00edmica para impressionar mulheres inteligentes<\/a><\/p>\n

Palavras finais<\/h2>\n

\"enfermeiro<\/p>\n

Whether they\u2019re a co-worker, a registered nurse who took care of you while you were in hospital, or someone you\u2019ve met on Tinder or social media, believe me, these nurse pick-up lines will work their magic.<\/p>\n

It\u2019ll make your nurse fall for you because it\u2019s inevitable.<\/em> Para ser sincero, quem poderia resistir a frases t\u00e3o engenhosas, encantadoras e divertidas, n\u00e3o \u00e9?<\/p>\n

Agora tudo depende de ti. Tens as palavras certas; tudo o que precisas agora \u00e9 de coragem e confian\u00e7a<\/strong>. If you manage to gather those, you\u2019ll have your own personal nurse for the rest of your life.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Have you fallen for your nurse? Surprisingly, that\u2019s really not a rare case scenario. It happens very often. Now, do you not know how to approach them and let them know you\u2019re interested? Here\u2019s something that might help you… I\u2019ve gathered some good nurse pick-up lines online and put them in this collection. I hope…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":151094,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29652],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-messages"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29652,"label":"messages"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/118-Charming-Funny-And-Cheesy-Nurse-Pick-Up-Lines-1024x684.jpg",1024,684,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy Nicholson","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29652,"name":"messages","slug":"messages","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29652,"taxonomy":"category","description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","parent":29651,"count":96,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29652,"category_count":96,"category_description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","cat_name":"messages","category_nicename":"messages","category_parent":29651}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151083\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/151094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}