{"id":151608,"date":"2022-05-25T14:01:46","date_gmt":"2022-05-25T14:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=151608"},"modified":"2022-05-25T14:01:46","modified_gmt":"2022-05-25T14:01:46","slug":"piadas-sobre-fazer-30-anos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/piadas-sobre-fazer-30-anos\/","title":{"rendered":"100 melhores e mais hilariantes piadas sobre fazer 30 anos"},"content":{"rendered":"

Algu\u00e9m que amamos e de quem gostamos muito vai fazer 30 anos e sente-se mal por isso? Sente que deve lamentar o seu anivers\u00e1rio em vez de o celebrar?<\/p>\n

You need to help them snap out of it and make them understand that the thirties are a very important milestone in every person\u2019s life.<\/em> Deve salientar os aspectos positivos dessa terceira d\u00e9cada e faz\u00ea-los rir com algumas piadas super divertidas sobre os 30 anos.<\/p>\n

To help you out, I\u2019ve found some funny jokes and the best puns online about turning 30 and put them into this collection here. You can find a funny meme that will go with it, and there you\u2019ll have it \u2013 the funniest and most unique 30th birthday card\/message.<\/p>\n

Desejos de anivers\u00e1rio engra\u00e7ados e piadas sobre fazer 30 anos<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

1. I wanted to get you a birthday cake, but I couldn\u2019t afford that many candles! Have a good one anyway!<\/p>\n

2. Your 30s \u2013 one decade closer to having dinner at 5 p.m.<\/p>\n

3. Don\u2019t feel down. 30 years old is only 120 months older than 20, and it\u2019s going to be almost the same \u2013 just subtract 90% of the fun.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Nada muda quando se passa dos trinta, exceto o facto de se ter de substituir o hidratante por um creme anti-envelhecimento.<\/p>\n

5. Est\u00e1 a fazer 30 anos? A boa not\u00edcia \u00e9 que agora podes comprar uma garrafa de vinho $10.<\/p>\n

6. Bem-vinda aos 30 anos: onde todas as suas amigas t\u00eam beb\u00e9s, partes do corpo doem sem raz\u00e3o aparente e dormir at\u00e9 \u00e0s 21 horas \u00e9 a sua rotina regular, mesmo aos fins-de-semana.<\/p>\n

7. Bem-vindo aos 30 anos, onde cada fim de semana \u00e9 um ch\u00e1 de beb\u00e9 e as ressacas duram dois dias.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. No more wondering if you should be out at a club. Now it\u2019s at home with wine and pizza.<\/p>\n

9. It could be worse. You could be turning 31\u2026<\/p>\n

10. Here’s to being 30! Where a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery.<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. When high schoolers start looking like preschoolers to you\u2026 you might be a 30-year-old. Happy birthday!<\/p>\n

12. Ugh. Your thirties\u2026 when your friends from high school don\u2019t invite you to their kids\u2019 birthday parties anymore.<\/p>\n

13. ‘You’re still a rockstar,’ I whisper to myself as I take my multivitamin and climb into bed at 9:45.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. A sua vida pode finalmente estar bem, mas o seu corpo est\u00e1 a desmoronar-se.<\/p>\n

15. Congratulations on being one year closer to a senior citizen\u2019s discount for all your tickets.<\/p>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

16. People are like, ‘I’m engaged!’ ‘I’m getting married!’ and I’m like, ‘Damn, I’m turning 30!’<\/p>\n

17. Look on the bright side, at least you don\u2019t have to dread turning 30 anymore.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. The biggest difference between your 20s and 30s is that your body doesn\u2019t bounce back as quickly, so be nice to yourself! Happy 30th birthday!<\/p>\n

19. Bem-vindo aos 30 anos. O ibuprofeno \u00e9 um pequeno-almo\u00e7o aceit\u00e1vel.<\/p>\n

20. When someone says ‘ten years ago,’ I think about the 90s, not the 2010s.<\/strong><\/p>\n

21. Hack de vida dos 30: Colocar a m\u00e1quina Nespresso ao lado da cama.<\/p>\n

22. Turning 30 is as easy as jumping rope\u2026 if the rope were covered in hard metal spikes, you were barefoot, and the ground was covered in hot lava.<\/p>\n

23. How can you say we are old after 30?? We just became women! Like anyone took us seriously in our 20s… pshhh.<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. A vida antes dos 30 \u00e9 para cometer erros, e a vida depois dos 30 \u00e9 para se arrepender de todos eles.<\/p>\n

25. Your 30s \u2013 where if you don\u2019t get 8 hours of sleep one night, you\u2019ll pay for it for a week.<\/p>\n

26. Terei 29 anos at\u00e9 nova ordem.<\/p>\n

27. Whoa, you’re 30. 10,948 days since you fell out of a vagina. If you feel old, just think about how old the vagina is.<\/strong><\/p>\n

28. In dog years, you’d be getting closer to your death.<\/p>\n

30\u00ba Anivers\u00e1rio - trocadilhos<\/h2>\n

\"rapariga<\/p>\n

1. Fazer 30 anos \u00e9 como: Sinto-me a apodrecer.<\/p>\n

2. Demasiado velho para o TikTok, demasiado novo para o Life Alert.<\/p>\n

3. 30 is still young\u2026er that 31.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. A vida n\u00e3o s\u00f3 come\u00e7a aos 30, como tamb\u00e9m come\u00e7a a mostrar-se.<\/p>\n

5. Thirties? More like the \u201churties.\u201d Strange little pains that somehow invade your knees, back, and occasionally your digestive system. They seem to be immune to prayer and wishful thinking.<\/p>\n

6. 30: Quando as coisas que a tua m\u00e3e disse come\u00e7am a fazer sentido.<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. 30 \u00e9 o novo 20* *nunca ningu\u00e9m o disse.<\/p>\n

8. You\u2019ll never be trusted by a teenager again. You\u2019re officially too old to trust.<\/p>\n

Piadas engra\u00e7adas, mas doces, sobre o 30\u00ba anivers\u00e1rio<\/h2>\n

\"rapariga<\/p>\n

1. If you think about it this way, you\u2019re only 21 years and 3,285 days old. Happy 30th birthday!<\/p>\n

2. Don\u2019t think of it as turning 30. We\u2019re here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your 20th birthday.<\/p>\n

3. 30s life hack: Feed the cat before it starts meowing so you get a good night’s sleep.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. If you\u2019re this depressed now, what are you going to do when in ten years, you hit the big 4-0 mark? Come on. I\u2019ll even help you blow out all these candles. Happy 30th birthday.<\/p>\n

5. Forget parties, gym memberships, and makeup. It\u2019s time to spend all your money on cats, dogs, and children! Happy 30th bday!<\/p>\n

6. You\u2019re 30 years old? You\u2019re 3 perfect 10s! Happy birthday.<\/p>\n

7. Today, you are approximately eleven thousand, one-hundred and seventy-five and a half days old! Now, 30 doesn’t sound so bad, does it?<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Happy birthday! Don\u2019t worry about turning 30. You can say you\u2019re 29 for several more years, and people will believe it!<\/p>\n

9. I’m 30, but I still feel like I’m 20…until I hang out with 20-year-olds. Then I’m like, no, never mind, I’m 30.<\/p>\n

10. Aren\u2019t you a little glad to be out of the turbulent 20s? Make way for a superior decade! Happy 30th!<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Try not to think of it as 30 candles. It\u2019s really just 15 candles per lung, and you\u2019re not old unless you can\u2019t blow them all out in one breath.\u201d<\/p>\n

12. You’re turning 29 again?! You freak of nature.<\/p>\n

13. I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Feliz primeiro anivers\u00e1rio do teu 29\u00ba anivers\u00e1rio.<\/p>\n

15. Aos treze anos, eras oficialmente um adolescente. Aos vinte e um, \u00e9s oficialmente um adulto. Mas aos trinta, \u00e9s n\u00e3o oficialmente velho. Feliz 30\u00ba anivers\u00e1rio.<\/p>\n

16. Your 20s might have just abandoned you, but at least you can take solace in the fact that you have now entered your 30s and not your 40s. Don\u2019t feel bad. Enjoy today!<\/strong><\/p>\n

17. One good thing about turning 30: you\u2019re not turning 40.<\/p>\n

Mensagens hilariantes de 30\u00ba anivers\u00e1rio<\/h2>\n

\"rapariga<\/p>\n

1. A contagem decrescente para a sua crise da meia-idade<\/a> est\u00e1 apenas a come\u00e7ar. Tique-taque, tique-taque, tique-taque. Feliz 30\u00ba anivers\u00e1rio.<\/p>\n

2. Quando fizeres 30 anos, deves apagar as tuas redes sociais. Acredita em mim, isto \u00e9 um grande, grande favor. A partir da\u00ed, tudo vai decair.<\/p>\n

3. Congratulations on reaching Level Thirty! You might want to save your progress \u2013 it gets waaaay harder from here.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Nos teus 20 anos, aprendeste muito, cresceste como pessoa e divertiste-te imenso. Agora continua com essa merda. Ah, e feliz anivers\u00e1rio!<\/p>\n

5. Agora \u00e9s oficialmente um adulto maduro e respons\u00e1vel. Isto significa que tamb\u00e9m tens de come\u00e7ar a agir como tal. Feliz 30\u00ba anivers\u00e1rio de todos n\u00f3s.<\/p>\n

6. Wow, you\u2019re 30 now. There\u2019s no better time in your life to celebrate with friends or family\u2026except if you\u2019re 29 or younger. Happy 30th.<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. I\u2019m sorry you won\u2019t be able to watch a full TV show past 8 p.m., even on a Friday, and you probably won\u2019t be able to hang out with friends as much since all of them are pregnant. But, hey, look at the positive side. You\u2019re finally considered an actual adult! Best wishes on your special day, and happy 30th birthday!<\/p>\n

8. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio<\/a> to someone who wasn’t welcomed into the world by a tweet or status update.<\/p>\n

9. Feliz 30\u00ba anivers\u00e1rio, s\u00f3 mais 35 anos de trabalho e j\u00e1 se pode reformar.<\/p>\n

10. Na sua idade, o fundador do Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, era um bilion\u00e1rio que se fez a si pr\u00f3prio. Podes n\u00e3o ter uma pilha de dinheiro como Zuckerberg, mas tens muitas coisas de que te podes orgulhar, como o facto de existires antes de o Facebook dele ter nascido. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio!<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Just because you have turned 30 and officially become an old man\/woman doesn\u2019t mean you can\u2019t put on your 30th birthday party hat and enjoy this special day. Happy birthday.<\/p>\n

12. Have fun waking up at 6 a.m. every morning to drop your kids off at school, unless you tell them to take the bus \u2013 in that case, have fun sleeping in and feeling guilty!<\/p>\n

13. Welcome to the age your childhood self couldn’t even fathom. Happy 30th.<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Welcome to 30! The age when you should know better but really don\u2019t!<\/p>\n

15. Relaxa, os teus 30 anos s\u00e3o como os teus 20 anos, exceto que pareces 10 anos mais velho e tudo \u00e9 um pouco menos divertido.<\/p>\n

\"rapariga<\/p>\n

16. Don’t think of it as turning 30. Think of it as being old.<\/p>\n

17. Have fun on your birthday, but don\u2019t get too crazy. Remember that you can\u2019t blame your irresponsible behavior on \u201cbeing in your 20s\u201d anymore.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. Oh, you\u2019re 30? One drink means 3 days of a hangover.<\/p>\n

19. You’re 30! From now on, if you get pregnant, people will assume you did it on purpose.<\/p>\n

20. Parab\u00e9ns, agora tens 30 desculpas para deixar algu\u00e9m mais novo que tu levantar algo pesado.<\/strong><\/p>\n

21. Bem-vindos aos 30 anos, altura em que sabem um pouco mais do que sabiam aos 20. Feliz 30\u00ba anivers\u00e1rio!<\/p>\n

22. Desfruta do teu 30\u00ba anivers\u00e1rio, se \u00e9 que isso \u00e9 poss\u00edvel.<\/p>\n

23. Parab\u00e9ns por fazeres trinta anos. A partir de agora, a vida \u00e9 menos sobre saber quantos anos tens e mais sobre acreditar no qu\u00e3o jovem te sentes. Feliz anivers\u00e1rio.<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. If you weren’t my best friend, I would tell you how dreadful it is to turn thirty. But since you are, I don’t want to spoil the party.<\/p>\n

25. Bem-vindos aos vossos 30 anos! S\u00f3 para que saibas, h\u00e1 partes do corpo que come\u00e7am a doer sem raz\u00e3o aparente.<\/p>\n

26. Don’t worry about turning 30. You’ll get used to it. Of course, you’ll be 40 by then.<\/p>\n

27. Feliz 30\u00ba anivers\u00e1rio! Que os teus 20 anos descansem em perfeita paz.<\/strong><\/p>\n

28. Turning thirty is the moment when you are old enough to understand life\u2019s bigger responsibilities but young enough to shirk some of them while you still can. Happy 30th.<\/p>\n

29. Don\u2019t let anyone tell you you\u2019re old just because you\u2019re turning 30. I want to be the one to do that.<\/p>\n

30. Happy 30th bday! If you were a card, you’d be an antique!<\/strong><\/p>\n

31. I can\u2019t believe it took you thirty years to grow up. Better late than never, though. Happy 30th birthday.<\/p>\n

Cita\u00e7\u00f5es engra\u00e7adas para o 30\u00ba anivers\u00e1rio<\/h2>\n

\"rapariga<\/p>\n

1. \u201cI remember the good old days when I was 30, and all my kids were shorter than me.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/p>\n

2. \u201cWhen I got into my 30s, and especially when I became a parent, my concept of \u2018fun\u2019 changed, becoming less likely to involve people getting high or hammered or naked, and more likely to involve balloon animals.\u201d \u2013 Dave Barry<\/p>\n

3. \u201cThirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.\u201d \u2013 C.S. Lewis<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. \u201cAt thirty, you can get flirty without being dirty.\u201d \u2013 Greg Tamblyn<\/p>\n

5. \u201cDon\u2019t worry about being 30. You\u2019ll get over it within a decade.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/p>\n

6. “Inside every thirty year old is an eighteen-year-old asking, ‘What happened?’\u201d \u2013 Ann Landers<\/p>\n

7. \u201cDoctors tell me I have the body of a thirty-year-old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen-year-old. If you’ve got both, you can play baseball.\u201d \u2013 Pete Rose<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. \u201cTime and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.\u201d \u2013 Robert Frost<\/p>\n

9. \u201cBeing 30 is no joke, but it can be a lot of laughs.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/p>\n

10. \u201cTurning 30? Age is just a number! False: Age is a word.\u201d \u2013 Dwight Shrute<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. \u201cI have never admitted that I am more than twenty-nine, or thirty at the most. Twenty-nine when there are pink shades, thirty when there are not.\u201d \u2013 Oscar Wilde<\/p>\n

12. \u201cThirty really sneaks up on you \u2013 kinda like a thong.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/strong><\/p>\n

13. \u201cWhen you turn 30, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.\u201d \u2013 Blair Sabol<\/p>\n

14. \u201cWhen you turn 21, you finally experience the freedom of full throttle. If you make it to 30, it means you\u2019ve discovered there\u2019s a brake pedal too.\u201d \u2013 Greg Tamblyn<\/p>\n

15. \u201cAfter 30, a body has a mind of its own.\u201d \u2013 Bette Midler<\/strong><\/p>\n

16. \u201cEveryone says 30-year-olds should settle down. I think I\u2019ve just settled.\u201d \u2013 Melanie White<\/p>\n

Palavras finais<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

Agora tens tudo o que precisas para escrever o cart\u00e3o de anivers\u00e1rio mais engra\u00e7ado de sempre. Se quiseres enviar a um amigo um simples mensagem de anivers\u00e1rio<\/a> nas redes sociais, pode encontrar um meme de anivers\u00e1rio divertido e envi\u00e1-lo juntamente com o seu texto.<\/p>\n

E se precisar de uma ideia divertida para uma prenda de 30\u00ba anivers\u00e1rio, pode oferecer-lhe uma T-shirt personalizada com uma destas cita\u00e7\u00f5es engra\u00e7adas ou piadas sobre fazer 30 anos. Isso vai certamente faz\u00ea-la rir e tornar o seu presente \u00fanico.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m sure you\u2019ll make your loved one feel happy and loved on their special day. And that indeed is the most important thing in the world. Love and happiness…<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, is someone you love and care for deeply turning 30, and they feel bad about it? Do they feel like they should mourn their birthday instead of celebrate it? You need to help them snap out of it and make them understand that the thirties are a very important milestone in every person\u2019s life….<\/p>","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":151609,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29652],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-messages"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29652,"label":"messages"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/100-Best-And-Most-Hilarious-Jokes-About-Turning-30-1024x684.jpg",1024,684,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy Nicholson","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29652,"name":"messages","slug":"messages","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29652,"taxonomy":"category","description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","parent":29651,"count":96,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29652,"category_count":96,"category_description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","cat_name":"messages","category_nicename":"messages","category_parent":29651}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151608\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/151609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}