{"id":153040,"date":"2022-06-13T15:46:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-13T15:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=153040"},"modified":"2022-06-29T15:09:34","modified_gmt":"2022-06-29T15:09:34","slug":"como-fazer-com-que-os-seus-vizinhos-se-mudem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/como-fazer-com-que-os-seus-vizinhos-se-mudem\/","title":{"rendered":"Como fazer com que os seus vizinhos se mudem: 27 ideias brilhantes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Depois de lidar com v\u00e1rios vizinhos maus, posso confirmar que vizinhos simp\u00e1ticos e n\u00e3o inc\u00f3modos s\u00e3o uma verdadeira d\u00e1diva de Deus. So, if you\u2019re wondering how to make your neighbors move, I offer you my humble assistance and experience with neighbors from hell!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Constant shouting and drama, loud music, revving engines in the small hours, turning other neighbors against you…<\/em><\/p>\n

These are some of the things I\u2019ve had to deal with while trying to work from home. Como sempre, o meu marido \u00e9 o tipo de homem que pensa que tudo pode ser resolvido atrav\u00e9s de uma conversa.<\/strong><\/p>\n

So, I listened to him (and I totally regretted it). When your neighbors are the type of people you can\u2019t communicate with because they\u2019re not willing to cooperate, you are left with two options:<\/p>\n

1. Pode mover-se.<\/strong><\/p>\n

2. Pode obrigar os seus vizinhos a mudarem-se.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I thought about these two options for some time, and I\u2019ve concluded the following: Why should the rest of my friendly neighbors and I move just because there are one or two neighbors who make our lives difficult?<\/p>\n

Penso que a solu\u00e7\u00e3o l\u00f3gica seria mudarem-se, certo?<\/strong><\/p>\n

That\u2019s exactly how I solved my problem. ? It took me some time, but in the end, it worked! Fiz com que os meus vizinhos maus e barulhentos se mudassem e agora vivo uma vida feliz e tranquila.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Since I\u2019m not a selfish person, today, I\u2019ll share with you all the tips and tricks on how to make your neighbors move (because you totally deserve to live in peace and harmony just like me)!<\/p>\n

Como fazer com que os seus vizinhos se mudem<\/h2>\n

From simple ideas to more serious ones, the following list of ways to make your neighbors move is an absolute gem and the only thing you\u2019ll ever need. So, here\u2019s how you can do it:<\/p>\n

1. Ser intrometido at\u00e9 ao tutano (e quero dizer mesmo intrometido)<\/h3>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

Sabe qual \u00e9 a melhor maneira de motivar os seus vizinhos a mudarem-se? Faz\u00ea-los sentir que n\u00e3o s\u00e3o bem-vindos, claro.<\/p>\n

You\u2019ll do this by being overly nosy whenever you can. Garanto-lhe que os seus novos vizinhos v\u00e3o perder a cabe\u00e7a quando come\u00e7ar a fazer-lhes montes de perguntas pessoais ou a falar demasiado de si.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ao faz\u00ea-lo, certifique-se de que escolhe os factos mais aborrecidos da sua vida para que eles comecem a implorar ao universo que pare de falar. Falar de coisas totalmente irrelevantes e inc\u00f3modas, como os seus problemas de obstipa\u00e7\u00e3o, etc. ?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh, there is more. You could do the constipation or diarrhea talk while they\u2019re having a snack. Basta esperar que cheguem a casa do trabalho e bombarde\u00e1-los com perguntas.<\/strong><\/p>\n

(Lidar com os inc\u00f3modos e pessoas est\u00fapidas<\/a> \u00e9 uma arte em si mesma).<\/p>\n

Quando estiver a cozinhar, pe\u00e7a-lhes frequentemente que lhe emprestem alguns ingredientes em falta para que possa entrar na casa deles e analisar tudo o que l\u00e1 se encontra.<\/strong><\/p>\n

This is a perfect opportunity to figure out whether they\u2019re involved in illegal activities, which is another perfect way to get them to move \u201clegally.\u201d<\/p>\n

2. As actividades ruidosas s\u00e3o o seu melhor amigo<\/h3>\n

Se os seus maus vizinhos vivem ao seu lado, por cima de si, por baixo de si ou nas proximidades, ent\u00e3o as actividades ruidosas s\u00e3o o seu melhor amigo!<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know anyone who is immune to continual loud noise that is preferably played at the most inconvenient times. Here are a few noisy ideas that will teach you how to make your neighbors move without much effort:<\/p>\n

\u2022 A really noisy lawn mower at 7 am. (CAUTION: When I did this repeatedly, the bad neighbor ended up egging my house).<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Use the washer at the most inconvenient time and open all your windows (e.g., when they have guests outside).<\/p>\n

\u2022 Noisy wind chimes (I\u2019m sure your neighbor will \u201clove them\u201d).<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Use hedge trimmers, a chainsaw, or other loud gardening instruments to do some yard work (preferably in the morning).<\/p>\n

\u2022 THREE WORDS: A garden party.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Loud music + karaoke = a winner combo.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Having a dog barking 24\/7 will most certainly annoy every neighbor.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Play basketball outside and make sure to do it as loudly as you can.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Get your little one a drum set (or you can play it too) to play at the most inconvenient time of the day or night, of course.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Every time you leave with your car, make sure to do it in style (revving the engine preferred).<\/p>\n

3. Dominar a arte de ser um mau vizinho<\/h3>\n

\"conversa<\/p>\n

Talvez a resposta \u00e0 quest\u00e3o de como fazer com que os seus vizinhos se mudem seja simples: Aprender a ser um mau vizinho.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s time to go back to your childhood days when you annoyed your parents and other people with your silly pranks and misbehavior.<\/strong><\/p>\n

It\u2019s time to master the art of being a bad neighbor so much that it will make your problem neighbor think twice about staying there. Maybe I should\u2019ve said, \u201cmastering the a arte de se livrar de pessoas t\u00f3xicas<\/a>.\u201d Here\u2019s how you can do it:<\/p>\n

\u2022 Let your dogs do their business in your neighbor\u2019s yard. Yes, I\u2019m talking about poop that they will have to pick up and clean up (let\u2019s hope that they won\u2019t call animal control, LOL).<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Wear your bathing suit and chill in your front yard when your neighbor has guests.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Install fake security cameras on your property (so that you can falsely accuse them of trespassing).<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Even better idea: Install fake security cameras that point at your neighbor\u2019s house.<\/p>\n

\u2022 For those who are living in an apartment building with assigned parking: Take your bad neighbor\u2019s parking spot.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Ring your neighbor’s doorbell repeatedly and then hide. (I recommend doing this a few times).<\/p>\n

\u2022 Cover their tree with toilet paper and pray to the Lord that it rains soon.<\/p>\n

4. Enlouquec\u00ea-los com os inconvenientes<\/h3>\n

If your bad neighbors aren\u2019t even trying to follow bylaws and guidelines, then feel free to drive them crazy with inconveniences.<\/p>\n

When you do it for the first time, they\u2019ll probably think that it\u2019s a mistake, but later on, they\u2019ll slowly but surely start connecting the dots.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pode esperar que estas partidas coloquem os seus vizinhos problem\u00e1ticos em modo passivo-agressivo e, eventualmente, os fa\u00e7am mudar-se de vez:<\/p>\n

\u2022 Borrow their newspaper, clip the coupons, and then return it.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Try dumping your food scraps in their yard as this will attract lots of wild animals.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Sign them up for junk mail at random grocery stores, pet stores, and all different kinds of stores.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022 Good old prank calls: Pretend that you\u2019re selling something and be as convincing as possible.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Even better prank: Add their number to ads in newspapers and encourage others to call them if they\u2019re interested in buying pigs or other animals because they\u2019re \u201cselling\u201d them. <\/strong>My uncle got pranked this way by his best friend, and he hasn\u2019t stopped laughing since.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Order pizza to your neighbor\u2019s front door (make sure it\u2019s a type of pizza you would never order for yourself).<\/p>\n

5. Complain to the landlord or the HOA (homeowner\u2019s association)<\/h3>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

Outra coisa inteligente que pode fazer em rela\u00e7\u00e3o aos seus maus vizinhos \u00e9 queixar-se deles ao seu senhorio.<\/p>\n

Most landlords are sensitive when it comes to bad renters because they don\u2019t want to be responsible for anything their tenants might do.<\/strong> Mas tamb\u00e9m h\u00e1 pessoas que s\u00f3 se preocupam com elas pr\u00f3prias<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Ser aberto e honesto com o seu senhorio. Mencionar todas as leis relativas ao ru\u00eddo e \u00e0 perturba\u00e7\u00e3o. Tell them exactly what\u2019s going on and that you can no longer tolerate it. Suggest that the only solution is for them to move.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If that doesn\u2019t work, you can complain to the HOA (homeowners association). Apparently, every suburban neighborhood has one, so it\u2019s worth giving a try.<\/p>\n

6. Ou chamar a pol\u00edcia<\/h3>\n

Well, if talking to their landlord and complaining to the HOA doesn\u2019t work, you can always call the police. Recomendo que o fa\u00e7a, especialmente se suspeitar que os seus vizinhos est\u00e3o envolvidos em actividades ilegais.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Por vezes, a pol\u00edcia local \u00e9 a \u00fanica coisa de que precisa para obrigar os seus vizinhos a mudarem de casa, mas para isso precisa de provas s\u00f3lidas. Por isso, sugiro que registe alguns dos seus comportamentos de m\u00e1 vizinhan\u00e7a e recolha o m\u00e1ximo de provas poss\u00edvel.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Once the law is on your side, your bad neighbors won\u2019t stand a chance. Another great thing to do is to call the police in the middle of your neighbor\u2019s annoying acts.<\/p>\n

Se o fizer v\u00e1rias vezes, a pol\u00edcia saber\u00e1 que eles s\u00e3o realmente um problema.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Isto dar-lhes-\u00e1 uma ideia clara do que se passa exatamente no local e do que os outros vizinhos t\u00eam de tolerar. Se tudo correr bem, pode esperar que a pol\u00edcia lhes pe\u00e7a para se mudarem em breve.<\/p>\n

7. Unir-se a outros vizinhos<\/h3>\n

\"duas<\/p>\n

Learning how to make your neighbors move shouldn\u2019t be a problem, especially if other neighbors support you. O que pode fazer \u00e9 redigir uma peti\u00e7\u00e3o com outros vizinhos para que possa apresentar uma queixa oficial \u00e0 pol\u00edcia.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Think of it this way. If only one neighbor has a problem with a certain bad neighbor and the others are silent, no one will take it seriously. But if the whole neighborhood is united, then there\u2019s a higher chance you\u2019ll succeed in making them move.<\/p>\n

Aconteceu uma coisa semelhante com o meu primo.<\/strong> She has a really awful neighbor whose kid is extremely aggressive with other kids. He would beat up other kids for no apparent reason, and the same thing happened to my cousin\u2019s child.<\/p>\n

Now, every time they have a problem with her kid, they knock on her door and tell her that they will no longer tolerate it if she doesn\u2019t do something about it.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m extremely curious how all this will end, and I see no other way but them moving because the entire family is kind of problematic.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Em suma, a uni\u00e3o \u00e9 o caminho a seguir quando se trata de lidar com as coisas do bairro.<\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: 11 Sinais de que os seus vizinhos n\u00e3o gostam de si (+Como lidar com isso)<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

17 ideias extra sobre como fazer com que os seus vizinhos se mudem<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

Precisa de mais ideias sobre como fazer com que os seus vizinhos se mudem? N\u00e3o se preocupe, aqui est\u00e3o algumas ideias \u00fanicas que pode utilizar para os irritar (e come\u00e7ar a viver uma vida mais f\u00e1cil<\/a>):<\/p>\n

1. Dizer-lhes que viste um fantasma na casa\/jardim deles. Para maior efeito, diga a outros vizinhos para confirmarem que tamb\u00e9m viram o fantasma.<\/strong><\/p>\n

2. Caminhar e pisar de manh\u00e3 cedo e \u00e0 noite (\u00f3timo para os vizinhos que vivem por baixo de si).<\/p>\n

3. Place a telescope near your window and make sure they see when you\u2019re taking a sneak peek into their house.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Write MOVE on a big piece of paper and put it in a window that faces their house. If they ask you why you did that, tell them that your children (or some other children in your family) did it while you weren\u2019t watching. This will definitely make them feel unwelcome and make them ask themselves, \u201cWhy don\u2019t people like me<\/a>?\u201d<\/p>\n

5. Place a trail of sugar to your neighbor\u2019s yard as close as you can to their front porch.<\/strong><\/p>\n

6. Fazer um ramo com as flores do seu jardim.<\/p>\n

7. Drain water from their pool while they\u2019re gone.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Colocar imagens e mensagens arrepiantes nas janelas da sua casa viradas para a deles.<\/p>\n

9. Fa\u00e7a barulho com bolas de t\u00e9nis.<\/strong><\/p>\n

10. Convidar todos os vizinhos para uma festa no quintal, exceto eles.<\/p>\n

11. Pretend that you\u2019re concerned about property line issues. Make sure to mention it every single day.<\/strong><\/p>\n

12. Ignor\u00e1-los completamente e pedir aos outros vizinhos que fa\u00e7am o mesmo. (Por vezes cortar as pessoas \u00e9 necess\u00e1rio<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

13. Pretend that you\u2019re insulted by them talking behind your back (even if this is not true).<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Write a post on social media where you complain about bad neighbours subtly, but make sure they know it\u2019s them. (Don\u2019t spare them the details.)<\/p>\n

15. Cante ao ar livre t\u00e3o alto e t\u00e3o mal quanto poss\u00edvel. N\u00e3o se esque\u00e7a de o repetir algumas vezes por dia.<\/strong><\/p>\n

16. Order some creepy things from Amazon and deliver them to their address but make sure not to spend a lot of money because they\u2019re not worth it.<\/p>\n

17. Trabalhar no jardim em fato de banho.<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. Roast a pig outside while your neighbor has open windows or while they\u2019re drying clothes outside. They\u2019ll definitely enjoy all the food smells coming from your house and stinking up their clothes.<\/p>\n

19. Forward solicitors to your neighbor\u2019s door. Tell them that your neighbor would be totally interested in supporting their cause.<\/strong><\/p>\n

20. Tell them that you saw burglars sneaking around their house. (Let\u2019s hope they don\u2019t call the police, LOL.)<\/p>\n

Haver\u00e1 outra forma de lidar com os maus vizinhos?<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

Hmm… Most problems with bad neighbors can be solved with communication. You can talk to them directly about all the things that you find annoying. Em vez de os acusar, diga-lhes como o comportamento deles o faz sentir. Esta \u00e9 sempre uma abordagem melhor.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If that doesn\u2019t work, you can ask someone in their family to talk to them about it. Tell them to be discreet about it (not to mention your name or anything).<\/p>\n

If communication turns out to be successful, then you don\u2019t need to worry about making them move.<\/strong><\/p>\n

But if it doesn\u2019t, then I don\u2019t see any other way than to also become one of those bad neighbors for the purpose of making them move.<\/p>\n

It won\u2019t be easy, but in the long run, it will be totally worth it (if you succeed, of course).<\/p>\n

Things You SHOULDN\u2019T DO When It Comes To Making Your Neighbors Move<\/h2>\n

If making your neighbors move doesn\u2019t bear fruit, it\u2019s normal for you to feel frustrated about it.<\/p>\n

No entanto, n\u00e3o se esque\u00e7a de que h\u00e1 algumas coisas que nunca deve fazer, por mais desesperado que esteja para as fazer andar:<\/p>\n

1. Don\u2019t use physical force.<\/strong><\/p>\n

2. Don\u2019t add drugs to the food or drinks you prepare for them.<\/strong><\/p>\n

3. Don\u2019t send them threatening messages.<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. (If something else comes to my mind, I\u2019ll let you know.)<\/strong><\/p>\n

A \u00faltima coisa de que precisa \u00e9 acabar na pris\u00e3o ou em tribunal por causa de uma coisa destas que fez ao seu vizinho por desespero. Lembre-se que a for\u00e7a n\u00e3o \u00e9 uma solu\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n

Em vez disso, seja criativo na vida quotidiana e motive-os pouco a pouco a pensar em mudar-se. Lidar com vizinhos inc\u00f3modos<\/a> \u00e9 melhor faz\u00ea-lo lenta mas seguramente.<\/p>\n

Boa sorte!<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

Remember that learning how to make your neighbors move and implementing all the tactics takes time, so don\u2019t expect to see results immediately.<\/p>\n

Your neighbors probably won\u2019t be annoyed by anything you do in the first few days, but as you continue disturbing their peace, they\u2019ll start noticing it.<\/strong><\/p>\n

In a way, what you\u2019ll be doing is giving them a taste of their own medicine. I\u2019m pretty sure that this is the best way to deal with problematic people if communication with them fails.<\/p>\n

Once they become annoyed, sleep-deprived, and frustrated, they\u2019ll know how it feels to have bad neighbours.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If they see that you\u2019re totally determined to make them move, I\u2019m sure they\u2019ll do so, and it\u2019s just a matter of time.<\/p>\n

Como sempre, a determina\u00e7\u00e3o vence sempre, por isso, esteja determinado a expulsar tudo o que \u00e9 t\u00f3xico<\/a>.<\/strong> Don\u2019t let anyone steal your joy<\/a>!<\/p>\n

P.S.<\/strong> Se alguma destas ideias para fazer com que os seus vizinhos se mudem correr mal, as consequ\u00eancias e a responsabilidade s\u00e3o inteiramente suas. Por isso, para al\u00e9m de ser ousado, certifique-se de que tamb\u00e9m \u00e9 sensato. ?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After dealing with several bad neighbors, I can confirm that friendly, non-annoying neighbors are a true gift from God. So, if you\u2019re wondering how to make your neighbors move, I offer you my humble assistance and experience with neighbors from hell! Constant shouting and drama, loud music, revving engines in the small hours, turning other…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":153068,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29637],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-hacks"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29637,"label":"life hacks"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/How-To-Make-Your-Neighbors-Move-27-Brilliant-Ideas-1024x684.jpg",1024,684,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Christine Keller","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/author\/christine\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29637,"name":"life hacks","slug":"life-hacks","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29637,"taxonomy":"category","description":"When life gives you lemons - make lemonade, and allow these life hacks to remind you of your strength, potential, and the right to be happy.","parent":22911,"count":281,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29637,"category_count":281,"category_description":"When life gives you lemons - make lemonade, and allow these life hacks to remind you of your strength, potential, and the right to be happy.","cat_name":"life hacks","category_nicename":"life-hacks","category_parent":22911}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153040\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/153068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}