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<\/p>\nSe voc\u00ea e o seu namorado gostam de se irritar um ao outro de forma divertida, \u00e9 um bom sinal de que se sentem confort\u00e1veis e descontra\u00eddos um com o outro e com a vossa rela\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n
Isto acontece quando se chega ao ponto de ser close enough and knowing each other well enough that you don\u2019t have to worry about how everything you do will seem to the other person<\/b> . (Or you\u2019re both the kind of people who like to tease their partners, and your relationship has been this way from the start.)<\/p>\n
Um pouco de irrita\u00e7\u00e3o pode trazer uma tens\u00e3o positiva, tornar as coisas divertidas e at\u00e9 aumentar o n\u00edvel de excita\u00e7\u00e3o. <\/b> Of course, if you don\u2019t want to damage your relationship, it\u2019s important to know what you should and shouldn\u2018t do or say, as well as when to stop.<\/p>\n
\u00c9 bom saber <\/b>como irritar o seu namorado<\/b> para se rir, mas evitar ferir-lhe realmente os sentimentos.<\/b> Unless that\u2019s what you\u2019re after, be careful not to cross the line.<\/p>\n
Some of the following ideas are very annoying, and some are lighthearted. Be aware that if you use them too much, there\u2019s a chance you might hurt or upset him, so be prepared to face the consequences.<\/p>\n
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Se quiser brincar com o seu namorado, irritando-o, pick something he doesn\u2019t take too seriously or something that he doesn\u2019t mind you making fun of.<\/b> Sem d\u00favida ele faz coisas que lhe parecem irritantes <\/a> tamb\u00e9m. Isto depende da pessoa, claro, mas h\u00e1 algumas coisas que irritam todos os homens.<\/p>\n Use these ideas sparingly: small annoyances can be fun the first time you use them, but they become too much if you overdo them. Here\u2019s how to annoy your boyfriend to spice up your relationship.<\/p>\n 1. Fa\u00e7a-o falar sobre os seus sentimentos. Seja t\u00e3o dram\u00e1tica quanto poss\u00edvel.<\/p>\n 2. Finge um espirro bonito na dire\u00e7\u00e3o dele. Quando ele protestar, d\u00e1 uma risadinha.<\/b><\/p>\n 3. Give him spoilers about a show he’s watching. They don\u2019t have to be real.<\/p>\n 4. Intim\u00e1-lo a fazer um <\/b>TikTok<\/b> desafio consigo. Se ele concordar, n\u00e3o se esque\u00e7a de o publicar e de marcar todos os seus amigos.<\/b><\/p>\n 5. Perguntar sobre as regras do desporto enquanto ele est\u00e1 a ver um jogo. Fa\u00e7a com que ele lhe explique todos os pormenores.<\/p>\n 6. ?? <\/b>Utiliza\u00e7\u00e3o excessiva <\/b>emoji<\/b><\/a>.<\/b> ???<\/b><\/p>\n 7. Take too long to get ready, then hurry to the door and yell, “I always have to wait for you to get ready. HURRY UP!”<\/p>\n 8. Cook a dish using ingredients he doesn’t like and get him to try it.<\/b><\/p>\n 9. Queixar-se de que lhe d\u00e3o em cima.<\/p>\n 10. Put subtitles on while you\u2019re watching TV so you can read along with the show. Out loud.<\/b><\/p>\n 11. Continuar a mudar a m\u00fasica vinte segundos ap\u00f3s o in\u00edcio de uma can\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n 12. Send him a “We need to talk” text while he’s out with friends. Never follow up on it.<\/b><\/p>\n 13. Ask, \u201cWhy?\u201d about whatever he says. How quickly do you think he\u2019ll catch on?<\/p>\n 14. Eat all his food. The snacks, leftovers, and yesterday’s takeout. (Treat him to a meal after.)<\/b><\/p>\n 15. Quote along to a movie while you\u2019re watching it, especially if it’s his first time seeing it.<\/p>\n 16. Vence-o no bra\u00e7o de ferro. Isto pode precisar de alguma prepara\u00e7\u00e3o, mas valer\u00e1 a pena.<\/b><\/p>\n 17. Order a salad at the restaurant because you\u2018re \u201con a diet,\u201d then eat from his plate. Ask him to cut you a piece of meat, but finish his fries without asking.<\/p>\n 18. Ask him to do things for you that you can’t be bothered with, like chores and errands.<\/b><\/p>\n 19. Pretend that everything he does irritates you \u2013 if you can do it with a straight face.<\/p>\n 20. Pester him while he’s doing something he has to focus on. Poke him, talk to him, ignore all his warnings to quit it.<\/b><\/p>\n 21. Sleep on his side of the bed. If you wake up while he\u2019s asleep on the side you prefer, insist you switch.<\/p>\n 22. Deixar-lhe o presente de um rolo de papel higi\u00e9nico vazio.<\/b><\/p>\n 23. Canta uma can\u00e7\u00e3o que ele deteste, o mais alto poss\u00edvel e o mais desafinado poss\u00edvel. Fa\u00e7a-lhe uma serenata com ela.<\/p>\n 24. Pe\u00e7a-lhe indiretamente que fa\u00e7a algo por si. <\/b> For example, say, “Aw, I’m so hungry, and I don’t feel like cooking,” instead of asking him to cook. Give him puppy eyes while you\u2019re trying to passively-aggressively convince him.<\/p>\n 25. Whenever he’s getting ready to go out without you, pretend you’re sulking while doing something fun, such as running yourself a bath and getting ready for an at-home spa evening or texting your friends to go out too.<\/p>\n 26. Tirar selfies a toda a hora<\/b><\/a>. A cara de pato n\u00e3o \u00e9 opcional. Melhor ainda se conseguires que ele se junte a ti.<\/b><\/p>\n 27. Steal his toothbrush. You don\u2019t have to use it, just wet it so he thinks you did.<\/p>\n 28. Deixe os seus acess\u00f3rios no quarto dele, as suas roupas no arm\u00e1rio dele e tudo o mais que possa imaginar espalhado pelo apartamento dele.<\/p>\n 29. Utilizar o seu corpo para aquecer os p\u00e9s e as m\u00e3os frios.<\/b><\/p>\n 30. Fale com uma voz de beb\u00e9 e utilize a conversa de beb\u00e9 para o desligar completamente.<\/p>\n 31. Deixar a maquilhagem \u00e0 volta do lavat\u00f3rio.<\/p>\n 32. Come\u00e7ar a sair com os seus <\/b>melhor amigo<\/b>\u2019s girlfriend.<\/b><\/p>\n 33. Deixar um saco de ch\u00e1 usado no lava-loi\u00e7a.<\/p>\n 34. Obrig\u00e1-lo a ir numa <\/b>data dupla<\/b><\/a> com a tua melhor amiga e o namorado dela.<\/b><\/p>\n 35. Send him every cat video you can find, even if he\u2019s a dog person.<\/p>\n 36. Say, “<\/b>Eu amo-te<\/b> so much. Do you love me?” while you’re hanging out with his friends. This has the most powerful effect if you’ve just started dating.<\/b><\/p>\n 37. Hog all the blankets when you\u2019re at home. Goes well with tip 29.<\/p>\n 38. Make noise in the morning while he’s asleep, especially if he is not a morning person. Clang pots and bang pans, slam doors, and sing out loud. Have a coffee and a smile for him when he wakes up.<\/p>\n 39. Convence-o a fazer trabalhos manuais contigo. Usa muita purpurina.<\/b><\/p>\n 40. Faz-lhe c\u00f3cegas at\u00e9 ele chorar.<\/p>\n 41. Enviar-lhe <\/b>textos sensuais<\/b><\/a> while he’s out with friends.<\/b><\/p>\n 42. Falar o dia inteiro com um sotaque que ele acha irritante.<\/p>\n 43. Insistir em fazer algumas coisas. Os fatos de casal tornam-no ainda melhor.<\/b><\/p>\n 44. Make yourself a cup of coffee, but don’t bring him one. Be merciful and leave it in the kitchen \u2013 if you’re feeling like it.<\/p>\n 45. Fingir que se perdeu enquanto conduzia. Ignorar as suas dicas e sugest\u00f5es.<\/p>\n 46. Tell him you just want him to listen without giving you suggestions, then talk about something that has a very obvious solution that you just can\u2019t seem to grasp.<\/b><\/p>\n 47. Faz planos para os dois todos os fins-de-semana. Por favor, diga-lhe quais s\u00e3o.<\/p>\n 48. Falar longamente sobre assuntos e pessoas que sabe que ele acha especialmente irritantes.<\/b><\/p>\n 49. Veja online fotografias de celebridades masculinas sem camisa e mostre-lhe cada uma delas.<\/p>\n 50. Faz de conta que <\/b>ressonar<\/b> EM VOZ ALTA. O mesmo se aplica a <\/b>arrotos<\/b> \u2013 if you can do it at will.<\/b><\/p>\n 51. Put your finger in his mouth when he yawns. Don\u2019t let him bite you!<\/p>\n 52. Quando ele te fizer uma pergunta, responde com outra pergunta.<\/p>\n 53. Clean something off his face with a tissue while you’re in public. Bonus if you lick the tissue beforehand.<\/b><\/p>\n 54. Ask him questions about a movie you’re both watching for the first time .<\/p>\n 55. Alterar o seu <\/b>Netflix<\/b> palavra-passe. Obriga-o a adivinhar a nova.<\/b><\/p>\n 56. Contradict his opinions and play devil’s advocate. After all , if you don\u2019t challenge him, who will?<\/p>\n 57. Responder ao seu <\/b>mensagens de texto<\/b> com nada mais do que <\/b>GIFs<\/b>.<\/b><\/p>\n 58. Coloca fotografias tuas no apartamento dele.<\/p>\n 59. Walk or stand in front of the TV while he’s watching it or playing games. There\u2019s an urgent matter you need to discuss right at this moment.<\/p>\n 60. Troll\u00e1-lo em <\/b>redes sociais<\/b>. Let him know it\u2019s you before he blocks you, though.<\/b><\/p>\n 61. Hide his things in places he’d never look.<\/p>\n 62. Texto <\/b>memes<\/b> the whole day. Even better if he\u2019s unfamiliar with them.<\/b><\/p>\n 63. Stand behind his back while he’s at the computer and look at the screen or read over his shoulder.<\/p>\n 64. Chame-o repetidamente at\u00e9 ele reagir quando est\u00e1 a tentar trabalhar.<\/b><\/p>\n 65. ‘Borrow’ his clothes. Wear his t-shirt to sleep in and wear his hoodies home. He\u2019ll never have sweats again. Never return them.<\/p>\n 66. Terminar a sess\u00e3o de todos os dispositivos em <\/b>Netflix<\/b>Spotify e outros servi\u00e7os.<\/b><\/p>\n 67. Tira todas as pilhas do comando. V\u00ea-o a debater-se at\u00e9 perceber<\/p>\n 68. Obviamente, fingir <\/i> you like the same things he likes. Call his favorite athlete by the wrong name while saying that they\u2019re your favorite too.<\/p>\n 69. Change the channel while he is watching TV. It\u2019s okay if you don\u2019t even want to watch anything.<\/b><\/p>\n 70. Convidam as vossas amigas sem o avisar. Quanto mais, melhor.<\/p>\n 71. Comer as pipocas todas no cinema.<\/p>\n 72. Colocar todos os DVD's dele nas caixas erradas.<\/b><\/p>\n 73. Aparece inesperadamente no local de trabalho dele. (Leva caf\u00e9 ou comida se o quiseres irritar um pouco).<\/p>\n 74. Obriga-o a ver o teu reality show preferido contigo. Assista a temporada inteira.<\/b><\/p>\n 75. Enviar mensagens de texto aos seus amigos e pregar-lhe uma partida<\/a> juntos.<\/p>\n 76. Insistir na pron\u00fancia nativa de palavras estrangeiras, mas faz\u00ea-lo de forma incorrecta.<\/b><\/p>\n 77. Respond “I don’t care” or “Whatever.” to everything.<\/p>\n 78. Fazer com que ele te leve ao cinema para ver um filme de mi\u00fadas e adormecer imediatamente.<\/b><\/p>\n 79. Pretend you’re only cooking for yourself, but later on, give him his share.<\/p>\n 80. You really have to clean the house while he’s doing something he likes. It’s not your fault you have to vacuum when he’s playing video games or wipe the TV screen while he’s watching a game.<\/p>\n 81. Insistir em ter uma conversa s\u00e9ria enquanto est\u00e1 a jogar <\/b>jogos de v\u00eddeo<\/b> ou a ver o seu programa de televis\u00e3o preferido.<\/b><\/p>\n 82. Act ‘quirky’ and over-the-top cute. You’re just not like other girls.<\/p>\n 83. Falar muito alto em p\u00fablico, de prefer\u00eancia sobre algo embara\u00e7oso.<\/b><\/p>\n 84. Reply ‘new phone who dis?’ when he texts you.<\/p>\n 85. Post pictures of him sleeping on social media \u2013 hashtag sleeping beauty.<\/p>\n RELACIONADO: <\/b>18 h\u00e1bitos irritantes das namoradas que deixam os homens loucos<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n As ideias seguintes podem ser um pouco mais perigosas de utilizar: a n\u00e3o ser que o seu namorado esteja muito seguro de si pr\u00f3prio e da vossa rela\u00e7\u00e3o, isto pode mago\u00e1-lo muito<\/b> , especially if he thinks you\u2019re serious. Be careful, or you might end up getting dumped!<\/p>\n 1. Falar mal dele <\/b>melhor amigo<\/b>.<\/b><\/p>\n 2. Ask him what’s wrong or what he’s thinking about all the time.<\/p>\n 3. Always assume he’ll pay for everything. Don\u2019t even grab your wallet when you\u2019re together and the bill comes.<\/b><\/p>\n 4. N\u00e3o se preocupe quando ele a levar a um restaurante barato. O teu paladar merece melhor.<\/p>\n 5. Ask questions like, \u201cWhich one of my friends do you think is the hottest?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n 6. Try to change his diet. For example, try to make him ‘eat clean’ or go vegan.<\/p>\n 7. Deixa as tuas coisas no apartamento dele. Ocupa uma gaveta para ti.<\/b><\/p>\n 8. Limpe o apartamento dele. Reorganize os arm\u00e1rios e o roupeiro dele e certifique-se de que cria algum espa\u00e7o para as suas coisas.<\/p>\n 9. Mencionar a barriga ou os pneuzinhos e sugerir que ele v\u00e1 para o gin\u00e1sio sempre que come um lanche.<\/b><\/p>\n 10. Convide os seus amigos para irem consigo a um encontro. Divirta-se com eles enquanto ele paga tudo.<\/p>\n 11. Insult his mother. Say things he\u2019s actually complained about.<\/b><\/p>\n 12. Decide to change your outfit just before you leave for date night \u2013 more than once. In the end, opt for the one you started with.<\/p>\n 13. Demand he buy you things \u2013 the more expensive, the better.<\/b><\/p>\n 14. Fazer coment\u00e1rios sobre o cheiro do apartamento dele sempre que l\u00e1 vais.<\/p>\n 15. Bring up old relationships and fights from long ago when you’re arguing.<\/b><\/p>\n 16. Quando ele quer sair com os amigos, insiste para que a acompanhe.<\/p>\n 17. Question him where he’s been and what he’s been doing after he goes out without you.<\/b><\/p>\n 18. Pergunte-lhe se parece que engordou. Se ele disser que n\u00e3o, fique zangada com ele por lhe estar a mentir. Se ele disser que sim, chama-lhe mau e come\u00e7a a chorar.<\/p>\n 19. Perguntar-lhe <\/b>perguntas sobre armadilhas<\/b><\/a> about what he’d do in a hypothetical situation to test him. Get mad if you are not happy with his answer.<\/b><\/p>\n 20. Fale com ele constantemente e em grande detalhe sobre a sua dieta.<\/p>\n 21. Never put your phone down, no matter what you\u2019re doing. Let him know it’s more important than him.<\/b><\/p>\n 22. Telefonar \u00e0 m\u00e3e dele para conversar.<\/p>\n 23. Ver o telem\u00f3vel \u00e0 sua frente.<\/b><\/p>\n 24. Show up while he’s at guys\u2019 night . Act like it\u2019s not weird at all.<\/p>\n 25. Cancelar os planos com ele e dar-lhe algo insignificante como uma desculpa.<\/a><\/p>\n 26. Come\u00e7ar a rir-se de algo no telem\u00f3vel enquanto est\u00e1 a ter uma conversa s\u00e9ria com ele.<\/b><\/p>\n 27. Always say you\u2019re not mad, you\u2019re disappointed. Say “I’m fine.” when you’re clearly upset.<\/p>\n 28. Leve-o consigo ao centro comercial e passe o dia inteiro a comprar roupa. Fa\u00e7a-o esperar por si \u00e0 porta do provador.<\/b><\/p>\n 29. Text him when he’s busy, and keep texting until he replies. If you get bored, call him.<\/p>\n 30. Sempre que ele fala com uma mulher, toca o<\/b> namorada ciumenta<\/b><\/a> and ask him, “Who is she?”<\/b><\/p>\n 31. Clog his drain with your hair. If he complains, ask him if he\u2019s sure it\u2019s all yours and not another woman\u2019s.<\/p>\n 32. Ignore him when he talks to you. Pretend like you didn\u2019t even hear him.<\/b><\/p>\n 33. Gozar com a roupa dele. Dizer-lhe que as camisas dele s\u00e3o todas iguais e que as cal\u00e7as de ganga est\u00e3o fora de moda.<\/p>\n 34. Pe\u00e7a-lhe que a leve aos s\u00edtios e fa\u00e7a-o esperar no carro enquanto faz os seus recados.<\/b><\/p>\n 35. Falar sobre crian\u00e7as. Perguntar-lhe quantos quer e dizer o contr\u00e1rio.<\/p>\n 36. Fala com a ex dele. Seria melhor se se tornassem amigos.<\/b><\/p>\n 37. Convidar-se a si pr\u00f3prio quando ele sai com um amigo.<\/p>\n 38. Critica-o \u00e0 frente de outras pessoas. Ser muito espec\u00edfico.<\/b><\/p>\n 39. Don\u2019t delete Tinder. Let him know this.<\/p>\n 40. Call him constantly. If he doesn’t answer, call again. And again. Make sure he knows he has a <\/b>namorada carente<\/b><\/a>.<\/b><\/p>\n 41. Imitar e gozar com a forma como ele anda e fala. Exagera mesmo.<\/p>\n 42. Deixar algo no carro dele e depois acus\u00e1-lo de pertencer a outra rapariga quando fingir que o encontrou.<\/p>\n 43. Call him by a nickname he doesn\u2019t like.<\/b><\/p>\n 44. Pretend to talk on the phone with a guy he doesn’t like. Act smitten.<\/p>\n 45. Voltar o tema de todas as conversas para si.<\/b><\/p>\n 46. Desfaz-se em l\u00e1grimas \u00e0 mais pequena provoca\u00e7\u00e3o, especialmente em p\u00fablico.<\/p>\n 47. Diga-lhe que o tamanho \u00e9 realmente importante.<\/b><\/p>\n 48. Tell him everything about your friend’s dramatic love life. Try to involve him in the gossip.<\/p>\n 49. Diz-lhe que o topo da sua cabe\u00e7a est\u00e1 a ficar careca.<\/b><\/p>\n 50. Criticar a sua condu\u00e7\u00e3o. Dizer-lhe que ele conduz como uma av\u00f3.<\/p>\n 51. Correct him a lot. His pronunciation, facts, anything. He doesn’t actually have to be wrong.<\/b><\/p>\n 52. Always play with your phone. Text, browse social media, or play games while he’s talking to you.<\/p>\n 53. Pretend you don’t know and don’t understand anything. Just pout, giggle, and say you have no clue.<\/b><\/p>\n 54. Say you don’t care what you have for dinner, but reject all his ideas and suggestions.<\/p>\n 55. Shame him for his interests, especially if they’re nerdy.<\/b><\/p>\n 56. Pe\u00e7a-lhe para fazer planos para voc\u00eas os dois para este fim de semana e depois recuse todas as op\u00e7\u00f5es que ele lhe der.<\/p>\n 57. Pedir-lhe conselhos e depois fazer o contr\u00e1rio.<\/p>\n 58. Obsess over a celebrity. Talk to him about them, and get mad if he tells you he’s not interested.<\/b><\/p>\n 59. Fale com ele sobre o seu ex e realce todas as formas como ele era melhor.<\/p>\n 60. Be indecisive. When he asks you what you want, say you don’t know; when he makes a choice himself, tell him you don’t like it.<\/b><\/p>\n 61. Ask him how he liked the outfit you wore last week, then get angry if he doesn’t remember.<\/p>\n 62. Lavar a sua camisa branca com algo vermelho e torn\u00e1-la cor-de-rosa.<\/b><\/p>\n![\"um](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/a-man-angrily-sits-next-to-a-woman-as-they-talk.jpg\")
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<\/p>\nComo irritar o seu namorado: N\u00edvel 2<\/h2>\n
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