{"id":160569,"date":"2022-11-24T09:33:43","date_gmt":"2022-11-24T09:33:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=160569"},"modified":"2022-12-06T11:26:25","modified_gmt":"2022-12-06T11:26:25","slug":"coisas-engracadas-para-dizer-a-um-narcisista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/coisas-engracadas-para-dizer-a-um-narcisista\/","title":{"rendered":"80 coisas engra\u00e7adas para dizer a um narcisista e magoar o seu ego"},"content":{"rendered":"

Os narcisistas s\u00e3o pessoas dif\u00edceis de lidar. Em geral, as pessoas com perturba\u00e7\u00e3o da personalidade narc\u00edsica s\u00e3o egoc\u00eantricas e t\u00eam falta de empatia, raz\u00e3o pela qual lhes parece t\u00e3o f\u00e1cil magoar toda a gente \u00e0 sua volta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you want to shut down a narcissist, it\u2019s their ego you should be aiming at. <\/strong>On that note, I\u2019ve found the most clever and funny things to say to a narcissist online and compiled them in this collection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Espero que esta lista hilariante de reviravoltas o ajude a trazer o seu narcisista de volta \u00e0 terra de uma vez por todas. <\/em>However, I\u2019m sure they\u2019ll instantly engage in self-defense, so be ready for an insulting comeback from their side too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Coisas engra\u00e7adas para dizer a um narcisista<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"homem<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Use estas respostas engra\u00e7adas e silencie o seu narcisista para sempre!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Nenhuma esponja no mundo poderia vencer as tuas capacidades de auto-absor\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Lembras-te quando pedi a tua opini\u00e3o? Eu tamb\u00e9m n\u00e3o.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Esqueci-me que o mundo gira \u00e0 tua volta. As minhas desculpas. Que parvo\u00edce a minha.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Lamento que te sintas assim. Deixa-me pagar-te uma boa ch\u00e1vena de \"get over it\".<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. I\u2019m sorry<\/a>. Devo t\u00ea-lo confundido com algu\u00e9m que realmente se preocupa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Deves estar muito orgulhoso de ti mesmo!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. Continua a revirar os olhos. Pode ser que acabes por encontrar um c\u00e9rebro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. O meu egocentrismo atrapalhou o seu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Tens toda a tua vida para ser um idiota. Por que n\u00e3o tirar o dia de hoje?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. Isn\u2019t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. Please, keep talking. I only yawn when I\u2019m super fascinated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. Deves estar exausto de tanto levantar o ego.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. Faz um favor a ti pr\u00f3prio e ignora qualquer pessoa que te diga para seres tu pr\u00f3prio. M\u00e1 ideia no teu caso.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. Yeah, let\u2019s ignore everything I said and talk about you more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. Someday you\u2019ll go far, and I really hope you stay there.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

16. H\u00e1 pessoas muito burras neste mundo. Obrigado por me ajudares a perceber isso.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17. I\u2019m sure you\u2019re the best at everything you do!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18. Sim, desculpa ter-me esquecido que s\u00f3 existo quando queres alguma coisa.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

19. You\u2019re so full of yourself \u2013 it\u2019s amazing you don\u2019t float away!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20. Sempre que sa\u00edmos juntos, lembro-me que Deus tem realmente sentido de humor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21. I\u2019m sorry. I must have forgotten that you\u2019re an expert on everything.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

22. Aposto que gostas de te ouvir falar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23. Porque \u00e9 que atravessaste a estrada? Deves ter pensado que era um limite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24. Seja qual for o tipo de visual que pretendia, falhou.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

25. Unless your name is Google, don\u2019t act like you know everything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26. Unfortunately, narcissism is not a crime, so you\u2019re free to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27. You\u2019re such a beautiful, intelligent, wonderful person. Oh, I\u2019m sorry, I thought we were having a lying competition.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

28. Oh, I\u2019m sorry, I didn\u2019t realize this was all about you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29. Alimenta tu mesmo o teu ego. Estou ocupado a fazer coisas importantes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30. As pessoas que o toleram no dia a dia s\u00e3o os verdadeiros her\u00f3is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Respostas curtas e engra\u00e7adas para narcisistas<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"homem<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

1. Trava, speedy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Where\u2019s your off button?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Uau, deves ser mesmo especial!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. You\u2019d leave if I threw a stick, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Ena, aposto que at\u00e9 se peida com purpurina!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. It\u2019s not all about you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. O narcisismo \u00e9 uma doen\u00e7a. As melhoras est\u00e3o a chegar.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. Have a nice day \u2013 somewhere else.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O que dizer a um narcisista para o calar: os melhores exemplos<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Para pessoas egoc\u00eantricas e egoc\u00eantricas como o seu narcisista, estas respostas s\u00e3o assassinos silenciosos. <\/em>They won\u2019t immediately show that your words have affected them, but have a little patience because they won\u2019t be able to hide it for too long.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. I\u2019m no astronomer, but I\u2019m sure the earth revolves around the sun, not you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. You live life like it\u2019s all about you. Why do you think you\u2019re alone?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Well, I would agree with you, but then we\u2019d both be wrong.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Your face is just fine, but we\u2019ll have to put a bag over that personality.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. I guess if you actually ever spoke your mind, you\u2019d really be speechless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Obrigado por me lembrares porque \u00e9 que ningu\u00e9m gosta de ti. Quase me esquecia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. Penso que talvez esteja a sobrestimar a sua import\u00e2ncia.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. So, if I typed \u201csmartass\u201d into Google, would your picture come up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Oh, rapaz, nunca est\u00e1s presente para n\u00f3s porque, como tudo \u00e9 gerido pela presen\u00e7a da tua gra\u00e7a, simplesmente n\u00e3o tens tempo para os outros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. Oh, I\u2019m sorry. I must have misunderstood you. I thought you said something intelligent.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. Se viveres a tua vida como se tudo girasse \u00e0 tua volta, ficar\u00e1s apenas com isso: apenas tu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. Uma cara bonita n\u00e3o \u00e9 nada se tiveres um cora\u00e7\u00e3o feio.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. That\u2019s an interesting perspective. Now how about we focus on reality for a moment?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: 130 Hilariante <\/strong>Boas respostas<\/strong> Para silenciar todos os <\/strong>Odiadores<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Como \u00e9 que se pode insultar um narcisista? Boas respostas<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"homem<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Se queres mesmo magoar e fazer com que o seu narcisista tenha medo de si<\/a>Aqui est\u00e1 uma lista de grandes respostas insultuosas para eles. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m sure that they\u2019ll show their true colors, and you\u2019ll feel their strong narcissistic rage afterward, but fear not because the most important thing is that they can\u2019t hurt you in any way.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. I\u2019m sorry, I didn\u2019t catch that. Could you repeat it slower and louder? I want to make sure I understand what an idiot you\u2019re being.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. You know what your problem is? You don\u2019t know you are the problem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Algumas pessoas s\u00e3o apenas caixas de lixo bem embrulhadas. Oh, desculpa, isto feriu o teu ego inflacionado?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. J\u00e1 conheci alguns cretinos no meu tempo, mas o senhor \u00e9 um cato!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Sorry, I don\u2019t understand a thing you say. I don\u2019t speak bullsh*t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Why don\u2019t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. I\u2019m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. The jerk store called\u2026 they\u2019re running out of you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Aaaand that\u2019s why no one likes you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. Brains aren\u2019t everything; in your case, they\u2019re nothing.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. Limpa a boca. Ainda h\u00e1 algum lixo \u00e0 volta dos teus l\u00e1bios.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. Supere-se a si pr\u00f3prio. Nem toda a gente quer estar no seu lugar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. Hoje pensei em ti. Lembrou-me de deitar o lixo fora.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. Can you repeat that because I want to remember the dumbest thing I\u2019ve ever heard?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. I\u2019m sorry, I don\u2019t speak douchebag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16. You\u2019re so ugly that when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17. If I wanted to listen to an ass, I\u2019d fart.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

18. Que grande ego tens!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19. Soas melhor com a boca fechada.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Narcisista Cita\u00e7\u00f5es engra\u00e7adas<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"homem<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

After these funny and clever comebacks, I\u2019ll leave you a few hilarious quotes about narcissists. You can share them on your social media, and don\u2019t worry, your narcissist will immediately understand your post is meant for them, and the result will be the same: o seu ego ser\u00e1 acariciado<\/em>. \ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. \u201cA little narcissism is good. At least that’s what I am telling myself.\u201d \u2015 Andy Dunn<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. \u201cA narcissist\u2019s criticism is their autobiography.\u201d \u2015 M. Wakefield<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. \u201cThere’s a thin line between narcissism, even if it’s um narcisismo saud\u00e1vel<\/a>, and entertainment.\u201d \u2015 Richard Lewis<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. \u201cGape long enough into a looking glass, and you\u2019ll eventually see beauty. The same can be said of self-analysis, and as soon as one apes oneself, a second monkey is born.\u201d \u2015 Anthony Marais<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. \u201cI’m battling with manter o meu narcisismo \u00e0 dist\u00e2ncia<\/a> as it is, so Twitter was not a good thing for that.\u201d \u2015 Joel Kinnaman<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. \u201cNarcissus does not fall in love with his reflection because it is beautiful but because it is his. If it were his beauty that enthralled him, he would be set free in a few years by its fading.\u201d \u2015 W.H. Auden<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. \u201cAre you a flying monkey? Be careful. Don’t get caught up in a narcissist’s mind games.\u201d \u2015 Mitta Xinindlu<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. \u201cI don’t care what you think unless it is about me.\u201d \u2015 Kurt Cobain<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. \u201cNarcissism is voluntary blindness, an agreement not to look beneath the surface.\u201d \u2014 Sam Keen<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. \u201cIt is especially painful when narcissists suffer memory loss because they are losing parts of the person they love most.\u201d \u2015 David Brooks<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Como \u00e9 que se faz um narcisista sentir-se miser\u00e1vel?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"homem<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

First of all, you need to get under a narcissist\u2019s skin. The best and safest way to do that is by simply ignoring them. It\u2019ll be difficult for sure because they\u2019ll do absolutely anything to provoke you and get a certain reaction from you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Para valida\u00e7\u00e3o constante e para quem procura aten\u00e7\u00e3o, como os narcisistas, ignorando-os<\/a> \u00e9 o pior tipo de castigo. <\/strong>They simply can\u2019t stand the fact they aren\u2019t the center of everyone’s attention.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A pr\u00f3xima coisa que pode fazer \u00e9 acabar com eles de repente e deixar de os contactar. O seu tratamento silencioso vai destru\u00ed-los porque eles est\u00e3o habituados a dar o mesmo aos outros, e n\u00e3o o contr\u00e1rio.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No matter what they do, don\u2019t let it touch you. They may pretend they\u2019ve changed and be very convincing, but if you fall for their trap, you\u2019ll find yourself in their narcissistic claws again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Considera\u00e7\u00f5es finais<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

These funny things to say to a narcissist will help you shut down your narcissist forever. It\u2019s also one of the ways to outsmart them because they probably think you could never hurt their ego that way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Esta \u00e9 a oportunidade perfeita para os castigar e pagar por tudo o que fizeram. o gaslighting<\/a>, danos \u00e0 sua sa\u00fade mental e abuso narc\u00edsico.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fa\u00e7a o seu narcisista sentir-se pequeno com estas respostas selvagens. You might think that some of these things are too much, but when you think back on all the things narcissist said to you, you\u2019ll understand they do indeed deserve it.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you\u2019re obligated to keep them in your life for some reason, be very careful around your narcissist. Don\u2019t ever allow anyone to mess with your peace of mind, and get rid of everyone and everything that affects and damages your quality of life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Narcissists are difficult people to deal with. In general, people with narcissistic personality disorder are self-centered and have a lack of empathy, which is why it seems so easy for them to hurt everyone around them. If you want to shut down a narcissist, it\u2019s their ego you should be aiming at. On that note,…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":160575,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29633],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-160569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-narcissism"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29633,"label":"narcissism"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/80-Funny-Things-To-Say-To-A-Narcissist-And-Bruise-Their-Ego-1024x684.jpg",1024,684,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Christine Keller","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/author\/christine\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29633,"name":"narcissism","slug":"narcissism","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29633,"taxonomy":"category","description":"Mind games and manipulations are narcissist's favorite controlling tactics. Learn how their mind operates so that you can protect yourself. ","parent":22911,"count":232,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29633,"category_count":232,"category_description":"Mind games and manipulations are narcissist's favorite controlling tactics. Learn how their mind operates so that you can protect yourself. ","cat_name":"narcissism","category_nicename":"narcissism","category_parent":22911}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160569\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/160575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=160569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}