{"id":166762,"date":"2024-06-30T10:59:33","date_gmt":"2024-06-30T10:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=166762"},"modified":"2024-09-14T15:59:09","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T15:59:09","slug":"historias-da-vida-real-sobre-os-piores-encontros-de-sempre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/historias-da-vida-real-sobre-os-piores-encontros-de-sempre\/","title":{"rendered":"Depois de ler estas hist\u00f3rias sobre os piores encontros de sempre, tenho medo de sair com algu\u00e9m"},"content":{"rendered":"

I will never forget that date, it was a pure horror and for a few weeks, I was afraid I\u2019d bump into him on the street and a sensa\u00e7\u00e3o de mal-estar apoderava-se de mim.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I met him on a dating app and looking at his profile picture I thought he seemed like a nice guy. We\u2019ve been chatting for a couple of days and then decided to meet up. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

No momento em que o vi, Sentia que havia algo de perturbador nele, uma aura estranha, <\/strong>e ainda sinto arrepios quando me lembro disso.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I won\u2019t go into details but mas afinal ele era demasiado bizarro para o meu gosto.<\/strong> Direi apenas que ele gostava escravatura e disciplina<\/em>\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pensei que essa data tinha de ser a pior de sempre, mas depois verifiquei o Reddit <\/strong>\u2013 an everlasting source of hilarious real-life stories. On subreddit r\/AskReddit<\/a> um utilizador xxibjt <\/em>colocou uma quest\u00e3o: \"<\/strong>What is the worst date you\u2019ve been on?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A maior parte das hist\u00f3rias encontradas nos coment\u00e1rios v\u00e3o faz\u00ea-lo rir \u00e0 gargalhada, mas estas 15 s\u00e3o as minhas favoritas:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. \u201cMy name isn\u2019t Steve\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n
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Fonte: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

Este \u00e9 hilariante,<\/strong> Quero dizer, o homem passou 45 minutos a fingir que era Steve, a data da reuni\u00e3o!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. \u201cShe invited her boyfriend too\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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\u201cWorst date I nearly went on? Dropped her a text as I was leaving the house, \u2018on my way, see you in half an hour!\u2019 Response comes back \u2018Cool, see you soon. By the way, <\/em>my boyfriend is coming too, he quite fancies you, hope that’s ok.\u2019<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Needless to say, I turned round, went home, spent the evening watching TV. Hope they had a wonderful time.\u201d \u2013 unwilling_viewer<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Para levar o teu namorado a um encontro com algu\u00e9m?! <\/strong>That\u2019s a quite weird idea, don\u2019t you agree? I mean, what did she have in mind, a casal<\/em>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. \u201cHe wanted blue-eyed kids\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n
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Fonte: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

I was in convulsions at \u201cransacked distant branches of his family tree\u201d<\/strong> but then it became more hilarious when the other date said she\u2019s not fat! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Um encontro com um narcisista orgulhoso<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhen I took the train up from Philly to NYC to see him\u2014not a short trip for a date\u2014the first thing he did upon seeing me was tell me that <\/em>o meu vestido parecia uma porcaria.<\/em><\/strong> Em dez minutos, disse-me que era um narcisista orgulhoso.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ele deixou-me a meio do encontro para ir a uma reuni\u00e3o.<\/em><\/strong> Tive de ficar a passear no meio de Nova Iorque, sem nada para fazer e sem ter para onde ir, durante uma hora.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ele levou-me a andar de tren\u00f3 em Coney Island. Eu tenho medo de alturas. <\/em>Ele riu-se de mim quando comecei a chorar.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Por alguma raz\u00e3o bizarra, ele ficou chocado quando eu nunca mais lhe liguei depois desse encontro. A pior parte foi que apanhei uma bronquite por causa da viagem e, na altura, tinha um trabalho de ver\u00e3o MUITO ocupado como conselheira de caloiros na minha universidade e era uma porcaria!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

F**k you Andrew, you weirdo.\u201d \u2013 wheniswhy<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hahaha, Andrew, I hope you\u2019ll read this! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Obcecado com o Taco Bell<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI wouldn\u2019t believe it if I didn\u2019t experience it myself, but went out with a vegan who was OBSESSED with Taco Bell and literally refused to speak about anything other than their bean burritos. I asked what part of town he was in, he told me where the nearest Taco Bell was. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I asked \u201cwhat do you do?\u201d and instead of telling me his job like any other person with a shred of normalcy would he answered, \u201cI eat Taco Bell.\u201d It was the most bizarre 20 minutes of my entire life before I finally chugged my drink and ran out of there.\u201d \u2013 thewine<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man\u2019s life revolved around Taco Bell, can you imagine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. A carra\u00e7a na virilha<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Fonte: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

Este tipo tem tend\u00eancias de liga\u00e7\u00e3o muito pouco saud\u00e1veis. <\/strong>Porque \u00e9 que algu\u00e9m andaria com uma carra\u00e7a morta na carteira? Esquisito!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. \u201cHe told me he was a Pisces\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe talked about his ex a lot and how almost everything he did was because he was a Pisces \ud83d\ude02 I haven’t been on much dates so that’s why it’s not the worst thing that could have happened but this was the worst out of the bunch. It was more just annoying lol.\u201d \u2013 marzbarz2000<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh, Peixes sempre deprimidos, incapazes de seguir em frente e esquecer os seus ex. Conseguia imagin\u00e1-lo ali sentado, todo triste,<\/strong> e culpando o seu signo astrol\u00f3gico por todos os seus inconvenientes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. \u201cShe barely talked\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI asked a coworker out. She believed the man should take charge in everything in the relationship. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Obrigou-me a escolher o restaurante, a ir busc\u00e1-la e a lev\u00e1-la, a fazer o pedido por ela, a manter a conversa, a pagar a conta, a lev\u00e1-la a casa, sempre a mostrar-se desinteressada em tudo o que eu dizia. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I texted her I didn’t think we would work out and she sent back \u2018I had a lot of fun what do you mean?\u2019\u201d \u2013 Pm_me_clown_pics3<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No in\u00edcio, pensei que este seria apenas aborrecido. E depois uma reviravolta inesperada!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Um encontro com toda a fam\u00edlia<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cTinder date, agreed to meet at a local pub. When I arrive, she takes me up to the function room and I get to meet her entire family at her granny\u2019s 75th birthday party.\u201d \u2013 Active-Strawberry-37<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Esta mulher n\u00e3o perdeu tempo! <\/strong>Primeiro encontro e ele fica a conhecer a fam\u00edlia dela. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. The car horn won’t stop honking<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Fonte: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

Tive de ler este tr\u00eas vezes e desatou a rir todas as vezes.<\/strong> Tive a imagem n\u00edtida de pessoas a olharem para eles enquanto as buzinadelas continuavam. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. \u201cA date ended in a car crash\u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cTinder date. We had gone to a bar. She drove there, and I took public transit. We each only had two drinks in a two-hour period (I thought that was fine). <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She offered to drop me back at my place. After a few blocks, I could tell she was under the influence. Not too long later, she crashed her car with me in the front seat! Not hard enough for the airbags to pop, but still… <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She rear-ended a guy stopped at a red light. Her entire front bumper just fell off. And the guy she hit literally just shrugged it off. I’ll never forget.\u201d \u2013 adScientist312<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Que final de encontro! E ela s\u00f3 bebeu duas bebidas. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. \u201cShe had low blood sugar \u201d<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n
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Fonte: Reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

Esta \u00e9 um pouco assustadora,<\/strong> Quero dizer, foi muito respons\u00e1vel da parte dela n\u00e3o tomar a medica\u00e7\u00e3o. Pobre rapaz, foi um encontro muito stressante. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. Um encontro interrompido por um inc\u00eandio<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cProbably the one where I got a call from my neighbor mid date telling me that my trash can was on fire.\u201d \u2013 Cwilkes704<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

That must\u2019ve been an unpleasant interruption.<\/strong> Imagino um tipo a deixar o encontro e a correr para casa para apagar o fogo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. <\/em>Um encontro na pris\u00e3o<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe both had to use a phone and were separated by plexiglass.\u201d \u2013 The_Spyre<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

What an unusual place for a date! Just a few words to provoke imagination and you\u2019re thinking: era uma mulher que estava na pris\u00e3o ou um homem? <\/strong>O que \u00e9 que eles fizeram para acabarem atr\u00e1s das grades? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. <\/em>\u201cTrilateral meet-up\u201d<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWent to see Up with someone I met online. She insisted on bringing her brother with us and the two of them looked at po*n on each others’ phones the whole time.\u201d \u2013 fluffycritter<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Um encontro muito embara\u00e7oso, imagino um pobre rapaz sentado \u00e0 frente de irm\u00e3os estranhos<\/strong> que n\u00e3o paravam de olhar para os seus telem\u00f3veis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When I read these stories, mine doesn\u2019t seem so scary. At all! Mi\u00fada<\/em>, namorar \u00e9 uma tarefa dif\u00edcil!<\/strong> Cuide de si e certifique-se de que abandona o encontro se este lhe parecer estranho e desconfort\u00e1vel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you wanna read more, here\u2019s the full fio<\/a>:<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I will never forget that date, it was a pure horror and for a few weeks, I was afraid I\u2019d bump into him on the street and the feeling of uneasiness would overwhelm me. I met him on a dating app and looking at his profile picture I thought he seemed like a nice guy….<\/p>","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":166769,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29814],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-166762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stories"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29814,"label":"Stories"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/After-Reading-These-Stories-About-The-Worst-Dates-Ever-Im-Scared-Of-Dating-1024x576.jpg",1024,576,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Tara Brown","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/author\/tara-brown\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29814,"name":"Stories","slug":"stories","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29814,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":29651,"count":242,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29814,"category_count":242,"category_description":"","cat_name":"Stories","category_nicename":"stories","category_parent":29651}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166762"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":166770,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166762\/revisions\/166770"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/166769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}