{"id":1842,"date":"2020-05-27T12:45:02","date_gmt":"2020-05-27T12:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=1842"},"modified":"2021-08-12T10:15:43","modified_gmt":"2021-08-12T10:15:43","slug":"6-coisas-que-os-homens-dizem-para-comprar-calcas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/6-coisas-que-os-homens-dizem-para-comprar-calcas\/","title":{"rendered":"6 coisas que os homens te dizem s\u00f3 para te chatear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A maioria dos homens diz praticamente qualquer coisa s\u00f3 para a levar para a cama. Normalmente, o que eles dizem \u00e9 hilariante - se \u00e9 que se percebe onde eles querem chegar.<\/p>\n<p>Alguns deles dizem estas coisas porque est\u00e3o realmente interessados em si e est\u00e3o a ser honestos, mas a maior parte deles <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bolde.com\/14-things-guys-will-say-just-get-laid\/\" rel=\"noopener\">inventar um monte de tretas s\u00f3 para dar uma queca<\/a>. (<i>Surpresa, surpresa<\/i>)<\/p>\n<p>There are women who can read between the lines and who can see right through those sweet words and smooth actions. These women would be like: \u201cCut the crap and move along\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But, some women fall for those men\u2019s sneaky, \u2018almost perfect\u2019, BS techniques, and who can blame them? It has happened to us all, at least once.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, there are plenty of women who just want to have fun (read: have sex), but nooooo, for guys, \u2018forbidden fruit\u2019 is the sweetest<\/p>\n<p>Por outras palavras, h\u00e1 homens que se excitam ao tentarem ter sexo com mulheres s\u00e9rias que est\u00e3o prontas para assentar, que est\u00e3o prontas para se comprometerem a longo prazo.<\/p>\n<p><b>Guys: Is that your fetish\u2014to sleep with them and dump them?<\/b> <i>PARE, a s\u00e9rio, PARE! <\/i><\/p>\n<p>There are plenty of horny, \u2018just-wanna-have-fun\u2019 fish in the sea. Pick one and let the games begin.<\/p>\n<p>E, quanto \u00e0s senhoras que se apaixonam por estes homens e se arrependem mais tarde, continuem a ler para ver at\u00e9 onde os homens est\u00e3o dispostos a ir s\u00f3 para <i>para o levar para a cama!<\/i><\/p>\n<h2>1. Prometem-lhe empenho<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90578\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-and-woman-meeting-in-the-bar.jpg\" alt=\"homem e mulher encontram-se num bar\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-and-woman-meeting-in-the-bar.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-and-woman-meeting-in-the-bar-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-and-woman-meeting-in-the-bar-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ha! That\u2019s a good one!<\/p>\n<p>O gajo: <i>\u201cBabe, I like you so much, I wanna be with you\u2026but not right now, ok babe? Don\u2019t worry, soon we\u2019re gonna be together\u2026\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>What a load of BS! The next thing you know, you are putting out because you think you love this guy. He is your future everything. And once the \u2018thing\u2019 is done, he disappears from the face of the earth!<\/p>\n<p>You will sooner discover Atlantis than the place where he\u2019s hiding.<\/p>\n<h2>2. Concordam com tudo o que dizes<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90579\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-in-cafe.jpg\" alt=\"casal sorridente a conversar num caf\u00e9\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-in-cafe.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-in-cafe-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-in-cafe-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Experimentem isto de vez em quando. Diga-lhes mentiras not\u00f3rias e inacredit\u00e1veis. Dizer-lhes mentiras que s\u00e3o t\u00e3o \u00f3bvias. Tenta n\u00e3o te rires enquanto fazes isto.<\/p>\n<p>Tu: <i>\u201cHey, you know my dad went to space?\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Ele:<i> \u201cWoooow, do you have any photos?\u201d<\/i> (Read: invite me over, I don\u2019t care that you\u2019re lying)<\/p>\n<p>Tu: <b><i>#eyeroll #sigh<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Preciso de ir mais longe? Acho que j\u00e1 percebeste tudo.<\/p>\n<p><i>Idiota <\/i><b><i>ALERTA!<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<h2>3. They know how to use \u2018I love you\u2019<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90574\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-whispering-to-woman-while-holding-glass.jpg\" alt=\"homem a sussurrar a uma mulher enquanto segura um copo\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-whispering-to-woman-while-holding-glass.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-whispering-to-woman-while-holding-glass-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/man-whispering-to-woman-while-holding-glass-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You all know the scenario. You go out, you\u2019re wearing a smoking hot dress, his jaw drops when he sees you.<\/p>\n<p>Todo o encontro est\u00e1 carregado de energia sexual, com refer\u00eancias sexuais a sa\u00edrem de ambos como fogo de artif\u00edcio.<\/p>\n<p>You go to his place, horny as hell. You let him get to \u2018first base\u2019 you but he is hoping for the Home Run.<\/p>\n<p>Just when you say \u2018wait\u2019, there he goes with putting on a mask of the sweetest and most caring guy you\u2019ve ever met.<\/p>\n<p>The next thing you hear is whispering in your ear \u2013 <i>I LOVE YOU\u2026 <\/i>Yeah right! Snap out of it, don\u2019t be stupid!<\/p>\n<h2>4. Alcohol is their \u2018best friend\u2019<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90575\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/beautiful-man-and-woman-talking-at-bar.jpg\" alt=\"homem e mulher bonitos a conversar num bar\" width=\"800\" height=\"542\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/beautiful-man-and-woman-talking-at-bar.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/beautiful-man-and-woman-talking-at-bar-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/beautiful-man-and-woman-talking-at-bar-768x520.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not their intention to get you hammered because, let\u2019s face it, what good are you to them in that stage of drunkenness?<\/p>\n<p>His plan is to get you tipsy\u2014just a few drinks to make you feel as though you may \u2018tip\u2019 over \u2026 right into his bed.<\/p>\n<p>It will get your inhibitions down and his confidence up. If you see his intentions aren\u2019t honorable (usually, they aren\u2019t), quit while you can.<\/p>\n<h2>5. Est\u00e3o a falar com voc\u00ea<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90576\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-while-standing-near-house.jpg\" alt=\"casal sorridente a conversar perto de uma casa\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-while-standing-near-house.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-while-standing-near-house-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/smiling-couple-talking-while-standing-near-house-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ele:<i> \u201cBabe, you make me feel like I\u2019ve never felt before\u2026\u201d <\/i><b><i>#corte a porcaria<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>We all know that in most cases (especially when you have just started seeing each other) this means only one thing\u2014<i>Quero dar uma queca. <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t let them convince you they get weak in the knees when they see you because this usually happens only when sexual pleasure is involved\u2014big applause to the ones who are an exception to the rule (if there are any).<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t forget, you have to take into consideration the timing when they tell you they have never felt like that before.<\/p>\n<p>If it\u2019s in the middle of the action, on the border between the first and second bases, come on! Get your head out of the sand!<\/p>\n<h2>6. Complementam o seu corpo<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-90577\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/young-couple-in-luxury-restaurant.jpg\" alt=\"jovem casal num restaurante de luxo\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/young-couple-in-luxury-restaurant.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/young-couple-in-luxury-restaurant-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/young-couple-in-luxury-restaurant-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Est\u00e1 um tipo \u00e0 tua frente, excitado como o raio, e diz-te que tens um corpo fant\u00e1stico. <i>VERIFICA\u00c7\u00c3O DA REALIDADE<\/i>\u2014he is eager to get some and he doesn\u2019t care what you look like. He only cares about the functionality of your \u2018lady parts\u2019. <b>#truthslap<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Estas s\u00e3o as suas normas:<\/p>\n<p><i>#1 boobs\u2014checked<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>#2 ass\u2014checked<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>#3 face doesn\u2019t make me want to throw up\u2014checked<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Result\u2014compliment <\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Women, girls, ladies\u2026Don\u2019t let men bullshit you\u2014you are better than that! &nbsp;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-90581 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-724x1024.jpg\" alt=\"6 coisas que os homens te dizem s\u00f3 para te chatear\" width=\"724\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-724x1024.jpg 724w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-768x1086.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-1086x1536.jpg 1086w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest-1448x2048.jpg 1448w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants-Pinterest.jpg 1587w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 724px) 100vw, 724px\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most guys will say pretty much anything just to get you into bed. Usually, what they come up with is hilarious\u2014if you get where they are going with that. Some of them say these things because they are really into you and they are being honest, but most of them come up with loads of&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":90580,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29646],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-understanding-men"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29646,"label":"understanding men"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/6-Things-Guys-Say-To-You-Only-To-Get-In-Your-Pants.jpg",800,534,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Selma June","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/author\/selmajune\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29646,"name":"understanding men","slug":"understanding-men","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29646,"taxonomy":"category","description":"Wondering about what's going on inside his head? 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