But this phase of every mom\u2019s life has some things that are simply hilarious.<\/p>\n
Aqui est\u00e1 a lista das coisas mais engra\u00e7adas que acontecem na vida de uma m\u00e3e e como ela lida com elas. Por isso, fica atento!<\/p>\n
1. You don\u2019t know when was the last time you went to the toilet alone<\/h2>\n
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Whenever you want to go to the toilet, your kid will probably start screaming because they don\u2019t know where you are.<\/p>\n
When you tell them you are in the toilet, they will ask to get in. And since they are crying, you won\u2019t have any choice other than to bring them in.<\/p>\n
So, in the end, you will catch yourself sitting on a toilet and trying to poop while your child is sitting on the floor and asking: \u201cMom, what are you doing?\u201d Sound familiar?<\/p>\n
2. Ir sozinho ao supermercado \u00e9 como umas f\u00e9rias para si<\/h2>\n
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When you are a mom, you won\u2019t be able to go shopping alone because your kids will always want to go with you.<\/p>\n
And even if you already made a list of the things you need to buy, you will forget all about it and run to catch them because they\u2019ve already made a mess in the store.<\/p>\n
In one moment, you realize that the clerk is looking at you like you are the crazy one while you are trying to remove that chocolate from your kid\u2019s mouth while they are screaming.<\/p>\n
3. NUNCA mais dormir\u00e1s tanto quanto desejas<\/h2>\n
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Foi uma semana de trabalho atarefada e, finalmente, pensa que vai conseguir dormir um pouco no fim de semana. Mas n\u00e3o t\u00e3o depressa, porque os seus filhos t\u00eam planos diferentes.<\/p>\n
Even if it is 6 a.m., they\u2019ve decided to get up (they don\u2019t get up so early when they have to go to the kindergarten) and to pull you out of bed because they want some food and a favorite cartoon.<\/p>\n
Pensando que o seu marido a poderia ajudar a resolver este problema, olha para o lado dele da cama e apercebe-se de que n\u00e3o h\u00e1 maneira de o acordar, mesmo que disparasse uma arma perto da cabe\u00e7a dele.<\/p>\n
Nesse momento, apercebe-se de que n\u00e3o h\u00e1 ajuda, que \u00e9 voc\u00ea que se vai levantar cedo este fim de semana (e todos os outros) e que nunca vai dormir o suficiente. N\u00e3o admira que as m\u00e3es tenham sempre tanto sono.<\/p>\n
4. Quando o seu filho adormece, pode finalmente respirar<\/h2>\n
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It is not that you don\u2019t love your child. In fact, there is no person in the world whom you love as much. But sometimes you simply need some time for yourself.<\/p>\n
Assim, quando o seu filho adormece, sente que pode finalmente descansar e ter alguma paz.<\/p>\n
No entanto, no momento em que nos sentamos no sof\u00e1 e ligamos a televis\u00e3o, ouvimos dois p\u00e9s pequenos a tentar encontrar-nos para nos dizer que o nosso filho tem sede.<\/p>\n
Then you give your son or daughter some water and put him or her back to bed. In some cases, getting up from bed can happen multiple times, so don\u2019t hope that you will finally be alone.<\/p>\n
5. Sair com os amigos \u00e9 uma miss\u00e3o imposs\u00edvel<\/h2>\n
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You haven\u2019t spent some quality time with your friends for a long time, and you miss them a lot.<\/p>\n
No dia em que planeia sair para jantar e depois ir a uma discoteca, o seu filho fica com febre ou acontece-lhe outra coisa qualquer e tem de cancelar a sa\u00edda.<\/p>\n
You thought that you will finally have some adult conversation and that you will be able to focus on yourself, but somehow, you find yourself in your child\u2019s bed, being awake all night and checking their body temperature.<\/p>\n
Mas sabes que mais? Quando aquelas m\u00e3ozinhas se agarram ao teu pesco\u00e7o, percebes que valeu a pena.<\/p>\n
6. S\u00f3 ouve a m\u00fasica que os seus filhos ouvem<\/h2>\n
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When someone asks you about that new Beyonc\u00e9 song, you stand there looking at them, not believing you didn\u2019t hear it.<\/p>\n
Mas quando pensamos duas vezes, apercebemo-nos de que n\u00e3o h\u00e1 maneira de sabermos isso porque s\u00f3 ouvimos as m\u00fasicas que os nossos filhos ouvem.<\/p>\n
E n\u00e3o \u00e9 de admirar que conhe\u00e7am todas as can\u00e7\u00f5es dos seus desenhos animados em vez de algo que seja interessante para um adulto.<\/p>\n
Welcome to mom\u2019s world!<\/p>\n
7. You don\u2019t know when was the last time you watched a movie<\/h2>\n
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All your friends are talking about that movie, and you are the only person who didn\u2019t watch it. But you have an excuse for that.<\/p>\n
Conheces todos os cachorrinhos da Patrulha Pata e tens muito orgulho nisso.<\/p>\n
Estamos t\u00e3o habituados aos desenhos animados que, mesmo que o nosso filho v\u00e1 para a cama, continuamos a ver o desenho animado dele meia hora depois.<\/p>\n
Aposto que todas as m\u00e3es se v\u00e3o reconhecer nestas coisas, certo?<\/p>\n
8. Quando o seu filho n\u00e3o est\u00e1 a fazer barulho, sabe que isso nunca \u00e9 um bom sinal<\/h2>\n
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You know that feeling when you are occupied with something in the house, and you don\u2019t hear your child?<\/p>\n
The moment you realize that you think to yourself: \u201cOh fuck, what is he (or she) up to now?\u201d<\/p>\n
And the next thing you see is your sweet girl all covered with your super expensive foundation, smiling at you and asking: \u201cMom, am I pretty?\u201d<\/p>\n
If you don\u2019t lose your cool in a situation like that, you never will because things like this can really bring you to the edge. Isn\u2019t motherhood wonderful?<\/p>\n
9. A tua sala de estar est\u00e1 cheia de brinquedos<\/h2>\n
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Lembra-se do per\u00edodo da sua vida em que era rec\u00e9m-casado e a sua casa estava toda arrumada e limpa?<\/p>\n
Cada coisa que comprava tinha o seu lugar e estava t\u00e3o orgulhoso de si pr\u00f3prio e da sua organiza\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n
Era t\u00e3o bom beber um caf\u00e9 de manh\u00e3 cedo na vossa nova mesa branca, olhando para o horizonte, em paz.<\/p>\n
Then you got kids. Forget that you didn\u2019t have time for your morning coffee\u2014you didn\u2019t have a place to put it on.<\/p>\n
Em vez das suas coisas em cima da mesa, h\u00e1 brinquedos da Patrulha Pata ou algumas bonecas Barbie, e n\u00e3o tem lugar para si.<\/p>\n
And the process isn\u2019t finished yet! But you love it!<\/p>\n
10. When you go to bed, you don\u2019t fall asleep\u2014you faint<\/h2>\n
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After your regular work and all the things you need to do in the house, you don\u2019t have any energy in the evening.<\/p>\n
You can\u2019t wait to go to bed where you faint due to how tired you are.<\/p>\n
When you realize that you went to work, cooked lunch for your family afterward cleaned everything, helped the kids have a shower, took a shower yourself, prepared things for the next day and then worked to finish a couple of things for your work, you don\u2019t feel good at all.<\/p>\n
Por vezes, perguntamo-nos onde \u00e9 que encontramos a energia para fazer todas essas coisas num s\u00f3 dia. Depois, lembra-se que \u00e9 m\u00e3e e que pode fazer tudo isso.<\/p>\n
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